Why kitties...

[FierceKitty]

...are not allowed to play outside.

[Techno]

Down by the broom's bristles, Alexander ?

That looks a fair size if I'm seeing that correctly.

Cheers - Phil

[FierceKitty]

Two metres at least, I think, though I suppose a python looks enormous to the surprised viewer.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

It's cause you live in an uncivilised place ! 

[Steve J]

I won't show that to my wife who hates snakes! Not surprising really when friends of hers died from snake bites when she was a kid .

[Techno]

Two metres at least, I think, though I suppose a python looks enormous to the surprised viewer.

If it's what I believe it is, that's got a fair bit of growing to do yet.
It least it's not venomous.

(There were two progs I watched on the TV recently. One from the Smithsonian channel, and one from a chap who was supposed to be an expert on snakes. BOTH of the b*ggers were calling venomous snakes 'Poisonous'.

As far as I'm aware.....There are only two (maybe three) snakes that ARE poisonous. One of which is the Japanese Grass Snake. That's only poisonous because of what it eats.

Cheers - Phil

[O Dinas Powys]

If it's what I believe it is, that's got a fair bit of growing to do yet.
It least it's not venomous.

(There were two progs I watched on the TV recently. One from the Smithsonian channel, and one from a chap who was supposed to be an expert on snakes. BOTH of the b*ggers were calling venomous snakes 'Poisonous'.

As far as I'm aware.....There are only two (maybe three) snakes that ARE poisonous. One of which is the Japanese Grass Snake. That's only poisonous because of what it eats.

Cheers - Phil

Can't find a video clip, but:


Probably miss remembered, but:
Cleo: "Careful, it's poisonous, one bite will kill you!"
Anthony: "Hmm, thought it tasted a bit funny!"

[Big Insect]

Now that is a classic film 

[Ithoriel]

Infamy! Infamy! ..... I must pick up a copy of those rules

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Infamy! Infamy! ..... They all got it infamy)

-Well someone had to