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« Reply #15 on: 23 July 2020, 07:39:34 AM »

She certainly  is
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« Reply #16 on: 30 July 2020, 05:47:46 PM »

A Senior manager on a Skype call today said: "She will be working as an orthogonal cross cutting insert". I am still puzzling that one out.
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« Reply #17 on: 30 July 2020, 06:30:46 PM »

We had a Senior Vice-President of something-or-other speaking for five minutes on the CEO's worldwide monthly Zoom broadcast.

Didn't understand a sentence she said. So much bullshit-bingo.
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« Reply #18 on: 30 July 2020, 06:36:03 PM »

A Senior manager on a Skype call today said: "She will be working as an orthogonal cross cutting insert". I am still puzzling that one out.

Having been a "cross cutting asset" in my time, I presume she'll be working across varied teams, as required, on things that are not core to that team but are important to the project as a whole. I spent most of my time translating the things Team A asked/ told Team B into something Team B understood and vice versa for 5 separate teams.

Jack of all trades, master of none stuff. My forte Smiley
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« Reply #19 on: 30 July 2020, 07:26:40 PM »

A Senior manager on a Skype call today said: "She will be working as an orthogonal cross cutting insert". I am still puzzling that one out.

The UK is increasingly like a comedy version of North Korea with authority figures spouting  nonsense based on  ideology that they don't really understand.  North Korea has Juche and we have business masters holders who studied at dodgy Universities.
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« Reply #20 on: 30 July 2020, 08:34:59 PM »

A Senior manager on a Skype call today said: "She will be working as an orthogonal cross cutting insert". I am still puzzling that one out.
I think I saw some on the Minibits site.
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« Reply #21 on: 31 July 2020, 07:41:54 AM »

 Grin Grin Grin Grin

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