Pig Faced Bascinets

Started by fsn, 30 May 2020, 09:57:13 AM

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Ithoriel

Q: What do you use if your pig-faced bascinet chafes?
A: Oinkment

Q: What do you call a knight who's removed his pig-faced bascinet?
A: Disgruntled

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fsn

Quote from: FierceKitty on 31 May 2020, 01:07:06 PM
Ah, the sort of book that maintains history began in 1066 and ended in 1945, and never took place east of Mesopotamia unless the English exported it!
Yeah, the one with chapters on the Ancient World, the Classical World, Twentieth Century, Africa, America, Asia and Oddities.

Oops! Looks like it subverted your rather narrow expectations.   
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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fsn

Quote from: Ithoriel on 31 May 2020, 01:56:05 PM
Q: What do you use if your pig-faced bascinet chafes?
A: Oinkment

Q: What do you call a knight who's removed his pig-faced bascinet?
A: Disgruntled

  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Quote from: Ithoriel on 31 May 2020, 01:56:05 PM
Q: What do you use if your pig-faced bascinet chafes?
A: Oinkment

Q: What do you call a knight who's removed his pig-faced bascinet?
A: Disgruntled



Those deserve a coat chewing !!!!
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parkerm17

I wonder if Trump would act as a model for the face?

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Quote from: parkerm17 on 02 June 2020, 10:47:07 AM
I wonder if Trump would act as a model for the face?

No please NOOOOOO
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d_Guy

02 June 2020, 04:31:31 PM #22 Last Edit: 02 June 2020, 05:55:50 PM by d_Guy
Quote from: parkerm17 on 02 June 2020, 10:47:07 AM
I wonder if Trump would act as a model for the face?

Per fsn’s request (below) I withdraw my response.

That aside, I would like to add my name to the wishlist.
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fsn

Quote from: parkerm17 on 02 June 2020, 10:47:07 AM
I wonder if Trump would act as a model for the face?
Could we not leave the real world behind when we're on the Forum?
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Orcs

Quote from: fsn on 02 June 2020, 05:40:43 PM
Could we not leave the real world behind when we're on the Forum?

I left the real world behind long ago, and not just on this forum. :)
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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Quote from: Orcs on 02 June 2020, 08:52:09 PM
I left the real world behind long ago, and not just on this forum. :)

We'd noticed !
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FierceKitty

Hmmm, I have a suspicion that a US friend may suggest we do something other than the War of North and South for the campaign beginning this Sunday. I'd better think of a plan B.
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d_Guy

Dang! Is no one else interested in adding these figures or was this whole thing simply a joke from the beginning?
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fsn

Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

d_Guy

Figured your interest was real, fsn and you were simply rolling with the punches.  :)
I have the Funcken's medieval series with many fine illustrations. If Techno and Leon are willing maybe we could work together on a commission?
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