Things I learned from watching American films

Started by fsn, 25 May 2020, 09:48:02 PM

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sunjester

Quote from: FierceKitty on 06 June 2020, 04:04:46 PM
Japanese cinema:
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*   In a world containing animation, the Japanese will not face the fact that what was ground-breaking fifty years ago has been hopelessly left behind by the Americans.

But still the plot lines are absolute sh*te! ;D

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Quote from: fsn on 06 June 2020, 03:26:01 PM
but they are orchestrating the mischief that you're getting blamed for.

I know a bit about orchestrating the mischief that you're getting blamed for  ;D ;D
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Quote from: sunjester on 06 June 2020, 10:05:46 PM
But still the plot lines are absolute sh*te! ;D

Come on - Shrek, The Incredibles, Kung Fu Panda....they don't always work, but there's some dam' good stuff these days.
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Well, He'd certainly have a go, wouldn't He!  ;)  :d

Awful film...wildly inaccurate and possibly, inappropriate, (Huh! :o ) ...BUT it had  DINOSAURS...(AND RAQUEL WELCH!)  8)  8) I loved Dinosaurs when a kid...and the 'Walking With' tv 'Docs' too.
Now, the thought that many may have looked like 'Kooky Chickens'...rather puts me off.  :(  :(
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Quote from: Heedless Horseman on 26 June 2020, 02:03:42 AM
Well, He'd certainly have a go, wouldn't He!  ;)  :d

Awful film...wildly inaccurate and possibly, inappropriate, (Huh! :o ) ...BUT it had  DINOSAURS...(AND RAQUEL WELCH!)  8)  8) I loved Dinosaurs when a kid...and the 'Walking With' tv 'Docs' too.
Now, the thought that many may have looked like 'Kooky Chickens'...rather puts me off.  :(  :(

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Quote from: Heedless Horseman on 26 June 2020, 02:03:42 AM
Now, the thought that many may have looked like 'Kooky Chickens'...rather puts me off.  :(  :(

I have to say I was rather disappointed to read that recent research suggests T-Rex didn't look like a giant fluffy chick.
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No T-Rex is a Cannarey, Red Dwarf said so !
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Well, T-Rex and canaries are relatives, however distant, for sure :)
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Quote from: Ithoriel on 26 June 2020, 10:22:56 AM
Well, T-Rex and canaries are relatives, however distant, for sure :)

Oh No...NOT a singing T Rex, Please!  :o
Tho' this wasn't bad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZkTh_T75QY

Have always wondered why film-makers make Dinosaurs ROAR!!! I THINK Crocodilians and Komodos 'Cough' and 'Hisss'.. They probably 'Belch' and 'F**t',  too...but by then, you would either be FAR away or past caring about manners!  ;D

Does anyone remember a Sunday afternoon 'Antiques' TV programme from the '70's... 'Going For A Song'...with a mechanical singing Canary? Could never figure out whether this was real or faked! Lol!  :(
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Quote from: Heedless Horseman on 27 June 2020, 04:13:31 AM
Does anyone remember a Sunday afternoon 'Antiques' TV programme from the '70's... 'Going For A Song'...with a mechanical singing Canary? Could never figure out whether this was real or faked! Lol!  :(

Sadly, Yes.....Seem to remember there was a chap called Arthur Negus as the resident expert ?

Cheers - Phil :)

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Quote from: Heedless Horseman on 27 June 2020, 04:13:31 AM
Oh No...NOT a singing T Rex, Please!  :o
Tho' this wasn't bad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZkTh_T75QY

Have always wondered why film-makers make Dinosaurs ROAR!!! I THINK Crocodilians and Komodos 'Cough' and 'Hisss'.. They probably 'Belch' and 'F**t',  too...but by then, you would either be FAR away or past caring about manners!  ;D

There was an episode of The Curious Cases of Rutherford and Fry - Radio 4 production, available as a podcast with extra bits and well worth a listen - which went into this: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0004sdq

Based on its size and the assumption that T. rex would have a syrinx like an extant bird, they had it kind of coo-rumbling like an elephantine pigeon if I remember correctly  :o (More terrifying than it sounds!)

Think I'll have to give it another listen  :-\
(I know, even though it's fantasy  :o  ;)  )