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Last Hussar
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« on: 20 May 2020, 08:47:26 PM »

The CIA tweeted about Air America, and the service they had provided.

I replied in a series of tweets.

@LastHussar
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Running drugs to pay for the illegal arms, for instance.
8:14 PM · May 20, 2020·Twitter Web App

By 08:41 PM I had 81 likes.

I replied to myself with the following tweets.

Suddenly realises he is a foreigner being rude to the CIA...

Wonder what my suicide note is going to say.

All I ask is a chance to clear my browser history.

As I started to write this post (about 20:39) I found I have been blocked by @CIA, which has a blue tick, meaning it's really them.

I may retire from the internet, as I will never achieve such heights again.

My post here, for those of you who can see twitter.

https://twitter.com/LastHussar/status/1263186239764803596
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« Reply #1 on: 20 May 2020, 08:49:42 PM »

Well done that man Applause
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Last Hussar
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« Reply #2 on: 20 May 2020, 08:57:30 PM »

I have now had 100 likes in 41 minutes.

I wonder if I can achieve the 'Streisand Effect'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect
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mad lemmey
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« Reply #3 on: 20 May 2020, 08:57:55 PM »

 Cool

Nice knowing you!  Grin
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« Reply #4 on: 20 May 2020, 09:41:29 PM »

I once heard the great Noam Chomsky observe that the real efficiency level of the CIA could be judged from the fact that while he was working for them, they never once got any piece of significant information faster than the New York Times.
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« Reply #5 on: 20 May 2020, 10:08:54 PM »

Cool

Nice knowing you!  Grin

Yep they will find his body, crammed into a holdall in his flat, and claim it was a drug overdose and he was so high he climbed into a holdall and zipped it up before dying of said overdose
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« Reply #6 on: 20 May 2020, 10:26:08 PM »

If I ever commit suicide I will do it in such a way that it looks like a murder made to look like a suicide.
 Cool
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« Reply #7 on: 20 May 2020, 11:15:42 PM »

Yes, your honour, accidental death. I was peeling an apple and he ran round the corner into my knife ...... thirteen times.
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« Reply #8 on: 21 May 2020, 12:35:36 AM »

"Assassination is natural causes for a king"
Terry Pratchett.
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« Reply #9 on: 21 May 2020, 06:37:00 AM »

Who is the guy in the black suit with the sun glasses and earpiece.
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« Reply #10 on: 21 May 2020, 06:38:52 AM »

Will Smith ?

Cheers - Phil
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« Reply #11 on: 21 May 2020, 07:43:57 AM »

Panic over. "@CIA" is the "Chronically Incontinent Aviators".

You're safe.

Unless you see someone in a flying helmet and soggy trousers.
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« Reply #12 on: 27 May 2020, 03:39:58 AM »

Panic over. "@CIA" is the "Chronically Incontinent Aviators".

You're safe.

Unless you see someone in a flying helmet and soggy trousers.

Wow! So Biggles is STILL around! Good Show! Smiley
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« Reply #13 on: 27 May 2020, 07:11:26 AM »

Unless you see someone in a flying helmet and soggy trousers.

I don't remember seeing Suggs wearing a flying helmet when he sung about those. Cheesy

Cheers - Phil
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