There are no suspicious circumstances around my death

Started by Last Hussar, 20 May 2020, 08:47:26 PM

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Last Hussar

The CIA tweeted about Air America, and the service they had provided.

I replied in a series of tweets.

@LastHussar
Replying to
@CIA
Running drugs to pay for the illegal arms, for instance.
8:14 PM · May 20, 2020·Twitter Web App

By 08:41 PM I had 81 likes.

I replied to myself with the following tweets.

Suddenly realises he is a foreigner being rude to the CIA...
...
Wonder what my suicide note is going to say.
...
All I ask is a chance to clear my browser history.

As I started to write this post (about 20:39) I found I have been blocked by @CIA, which has a blue tick, meaning it's really them.

I may retire from the internet, as I will never achieve such heights again.

My post here, for those of you who can see twitter.

https://twitter.com/LastHussar/status/1263186239764803596
I have neither the time or the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

GNU PTerry

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Last Hussar

I have now had 100 likes in 41 minutes.

I wonder if I can achieve the 'Streisand Effect'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect
I have neither the time or the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Orcs

Quote from: mad lemmey on 20 May 2020, 08:57:55 PM
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Nice knowing you!  ;D

Yep they will find his body, crammed into a holdall in his flat, and claim it was a drug overdose and he was so high he climbed into a holdall and zipped it up before dying of said overdose
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Last Hussar

If I ever commit suicide I will do it in such a way that it looks like a murder made to look like a suicide.
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I have neither the time or the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Ithoriel

Yes, your honour, accidental death. I was peeling an apple and he ran round the corner into my knife ...... thirteen times.
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Last Hussar

"Assassination is natural causes for a king"
Terry Pratchett.
I have neither the time or the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

GNU PTerry

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Who is the guy in the black suit with the sun glasses and earpiece.
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fsn

Panic over. "@CIA" is the "Chronically Incontinent Aviators".

You're safe.

Unless you see someone in a flying helmet and soggy trousers.
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Quote from: fsn on 21 May 2020, 07:43:57 AM
Panic over. "@CIA" is the "Chronically Incontinent Aviators".

You're safe.

Unless you see someone in a flying helmet and soggy trousers.

Wow! So Biggles is STILL around! Good Show! :)
(40 Yrs ago. I should have been an Angry Young Man... but wasn't.
Now... I am an Old B******! )  ;)

Techno

Quote from: fsn on 21 May 2020, 07:43:57 AM
Unless you see someone in a flying helmet and soggy trousers.

I don't remember seeing Suggs wearing a flying helmet when he sung about those. :D

Cheers - Phil