Friday fun factoids

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Friday Factday 🤓
If you took out all your veins and laid them end to end, you would die.

Your turn.

[FierceKitty]

In the words of Dorothy Parker: If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprized.

[FierceKitty]

Or (quoting from memory), as a character in Tom Stoppard's The Real Thing observes about the effect of the early death of Buddy Holly, "If Beethoven had been killed in a 'plane crash when he was 22 years old, the history of music would have been very different...as would the history of aviation...."

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

They all deserve a coat chewing 

[Ithoriel]

If you're having half as much fun here as I am .... I'm having twice as much fun as you!

[Techno]

There's no such thing as a fish.

(I still can't get my heard around that argument.)

Cheers - Phil

[Westmarcher]

For those of you, like me, who have fallen into a few bad habits during lockdown, a plea in a letter sent to the Irish Times by a reader, "For God's sake, open the pubs again before we all become alcoholics."

[O Dinas Powys]

There's no such thing as a fish.

(I still can't get my heard around that argument.)

Cheers - Phil

I can elucidate - with diagrams - if you like 

[O Dinas Powys]

If you leave it long enough before checking, Schrödinger's cat will always be dead...

[flamingpig0]

DBMM contains rules for  shipwrecked elephants

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

If you leave it long enough before checking, Schrödinger's cat will always be dead...

"The only state you will find the Car in the box is bloody furious!" To misquote Pratchell

[FierceKitty]

Must be a big box.

[Last Hussar]

A factoid was originally a short fact BUT was actually incorrect (this isn't a joke, they really were)

So by calling what we call a factoid a factoid you are wrong. Which makes the calling it a factoid the actual factoid.

[FierceKitty]

Seriously fackt up.

[Last Hussar]

More Fracktal, I think.