The Pendraken gets through

[Orcs]

I assumed a "pink" job meant that when Orcs did the washing all the whites came out pink!

Pink jobs are the ones the ones that traditionally the lady of the house does.  Blue Jobs the Man.  So for clarification.
Pink jobs
Laundry #
Ironing #
Hanging washing out*
Putting clothes away
Cleaning house
Hoovering *
Weeding*
Cooking *
Bed Making *
Putting Christmas Tree and decorations up.

Blue Jobs
Heavy Gardening
Mowing the lawn
Decorating
Dealing with workmen
Phone calls to Companies
Washing the cars
Repairing anything
Getting stuff from loft
Food Shopping*
Shopping for work materials
Making Latte's for Mrs Orcs
Cleaning shoes
Removing spiders from house
Dealing with Pests of all types  


* Jobs that sometimes fall into the other Catagories
# Jobs I am not allowed to do under pain of death.

I assumed a "pink" job meant that when Orcs did the washing all the whites came out pink!

PS. The only time the whites came out Pink or Blue (we have had both) I was not even in the house.  So when I arrived home I kept my lips completely sealed,  Otherwise I would not be here now.  

[O Dinas Powys]

Tad drastic !

I just got what you meant!

However, if I take the middle row of seats out of the Sedona, put the back row down and pop a piece over board over them 

Obviously I know how the seats in my car are removable, other members of the forum less so 

[hammurabi70]

Pink jobs are the ones the ones that traditionally the lady of the house does.  Blue Jobs the Man.  So for clarification.

Ha!  Ice Age Warrior.  We are an Equal Opportunities Household; do 'em all.

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

I live alone, so I have no option !

[Orcs]

Ha!  Ice Age Warrior.  We are an Equal Opportunities Household; do 'em all.

Pink jobs are the ones the ones that traditionally the lady of the house does.  Blue Jobs the Man.  So for clarification.
Pink jobs
Laundry #
Ironing #

# Jobs I am not allowed to do under pain of death.

So are we , I giver Mrs Orcs the opportunity to do the "Pink" jobs and she gives me the opportunity to do the "Blue" jobs.  An equal sharing of the load

Secondly I value my life so do not touch the laundry or Ironing.

I used to help with the ironing, until one day I could not iron the creases out of one of her tops.  I turned up the temperature and liberally used the steam and squirt functions. After some 10 minutes I had got rid of all the creases.   Mrs orcs then came into the room and I commented how hard the particular top had been only to be told "Its meant to have the creases in it".  No more ironing for me.