Today chess....

Started by FierceKitty, 18 January 2020, 01:30:40 AM

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FierceKitty

I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Techno

Well.....she probably won't be wanting to return home, then. =)

Cheers - Phil

Westmarcher

As a father of two daughters, a reminder of our own, hard won freedom.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Techno

For some reason it made me think of this...... X_X

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnFAOEZboq4

Though I thought the title was "Women....Know your place !"

Cheers - Phil

steve_holmes_11

You wouldn't get any nonsense dress codes for the FOG MeG, DBMM nationals.

FierceKitty

I should send 'em a picture of Lee in a typical game!
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Last Hussar

Having showered and wearing clean fitting clothing would be a start for some.
I have neither the time or the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

GNU PTerry

Techno


d_Guy

As a hillbilly I am often required to wear shoes in upscale restaurants.  >:(
Sleep with clean hands ...

Orcs

Quote from: d_Guy on 18 January 2020, 06:10:03 PM
As a hillbilly I am often required to wear shoes in upscale restaurants.  >:(

I am deeply shocked !  That as a hillbilly you go to restaurants  :D

I thought you just walked out on your porch, shot the nearest Squirrel with a .22 and prepared dinner. For special occasions you went into the woods with your Dawg and shot a white tail buck.

As in the song by Lord Have Mercy on a Country Boy- Josh Turner

Well, I grew up wild and free
Walkin' these fields in my barefeet
There wasn't no place I couldn't go
With a 22 rifle and a fishin' pole

Sorry d'Guy , I couldn't resist this as you neatly walked into it.  :)

Mark
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Matt J

Shooting squirrels from a porch (or bedroom window) with a .22 rifle does not make one a hillbilly but more a conscientious citizen. (especially when the little b*stards are using power tools in your loft  >:()
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d_Guy

Quote from: Orcs on 18 January 2020, 08:52:08 PM
I am deeply shocked !  That as a hillbilly you go to restaurants  :D

I should have explained, I go in to deliver the squirrels.  ;)

Sleep with clean hands ...

Orcs

Quote from: d_Guy on 19 January 2020, 12:17:48 AM
I should have explained, I go in to deliver the squirrels.  ;)



;D ;D ;D ;D
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Techno

I bet they taste like chicken.  ;)

Cheers - Phil