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« on: 05 November 2019, 10:28:28 PM »
The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the ...margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him “MIDNIGHT”… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said “We need a new cuckoo clock.” When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said “oh sh*t” Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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« Reply #1 on: 06 November 2019, 06:52:06 AM »
Autobiographical?  Wink

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« Reply #2 on: 06 November 2019, 08:02:40 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: 06 November 2019, 10:28:06 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: 06 November 2019, 06:44:00 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: 06 November 2019, 07:19:50 PM »
Quote from: Sandinista on 06 November 2019, 06:52:06 AM
Autobiographical?  Wink

Cheers
Ian

No, Mrs Orcs is often the one to collect me after a night out.   And if Mrs Orcs goes out late with the girls it gives me even more time to paint te following day
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The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.
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