Who signed for that, then ?

[Techno]

I'm always a bit anxious when I send 'Sir' a load of wee soldiers.

I cover any package for more than it's worth...to me and Leon.....(I'm paranoid.  )

Just checked to see if 'the Persians' had arrived......Yes....Huzzah !!...Signed for by (as Nobby has previously noted) "Milady".....(That's a bloody easy signature to forge.....Done that before when I worked for BT.)

Leon......Apparently...according to the 'Post Office'.....You're surname has changed.......

Modern technology ? .....You can stuff it !

Cheers - Phil

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

My line when working for Hermes  - "if your sig on the HHT looks like your signature we'll get you treatment " They are rubbish.  DWP had them for signing. normally 8-10 attepmts to get it to accept.

[Techno]

 

AAAARGH !....I put you're, instead of your.

Back to Ian....Yesterday I had to sign for a package.
I was waiting for Matey to give me one of those plastic sticks....or whatever they are.

"Don't worry....Just use your index finger."

Tell you what......The "P Lewis" looked far more like my normal signature than ANYTHING I've ever put on one of these gizmos.

Cheers - Phil

[FierceKitty]

And beware - I'm back from my Cape Town holiday and ready to resume the crusade against illiteracy!

[Leman]

Oh grate, just what wee wontered, to reely be tort well!!!!!!!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

And beware - I'm back from my Cape Town holiday and ready to resume the crusade against illiteracy!

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW

[FierceKitty]

Good accent. You've been practising, haven't you?

[d_Guy]

I see you have embraced modernity in your crusade by beginning with a conjunction and including a "-" as punctuation.
Well done. And welcome back - truly.

[Techno]

Welcome back, Alexander.

Cheers - Phil

[FierceKitty]

Enjoy me while I'm here; off to the Low Countries and France in a few weeks. With Lee this time.