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Started by Chad, 15 May 2019, 11:22:23 AM

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Chad

At last the Jeremy Kyle show is being cancelled. 👏👍

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

It'll only be replaced by more LCD TV......ie sh1t
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Jim Ando

Unfortunately there will be loads of lowlife who have appeared on this programme who will claim they were mentally affected by being on it. To be honest i think you have to have a screw loose to watch it or appear on it anyway.

Jim

flamingpig0

Quote from: Jim Ando on 15 May 2019, 08:26:52 PM
Unfortunately there will be loads of lowlife who have appeared on this programme who will claim they were mentally affected by being on it. To be honest i think you have to have a screw loose to watch it or appear on it anyway.

Jim

I knew someone who worked on the programme and they told me they just picked people who were desperate to appear on television. Good riddance to it.
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Dr Dave

Quote from: ianrs54 on 15 May 2019, 12:25:29 PM
It'll only be replaced by more LCD TV......ie sh1t

I thought "what's wrong with LCD? Has Ian gone back to CRT?"

Then it dawned on me - LCD - Quite...  =)

Techno

I had the dubious pleasure of seeing what I assume was most of a 'show', trapped in the waiting area of an outpatient department in one of the local hospitals.

I couldn't believe what I was watching, and that anyone would seriously want to appear as a 'guest'....(I thought it was some sort of 'spoof' for a while.)

Quote from: flamingpig0 on 15 May 2019, 09:13:08 PM
I knew someone who worked on the programme and they told me they just picked people who were desperate to appear on television.

That just has to be true ! =)

Quote from: Jim Ando on 15 May 2019, 08:26:52 PM
Unfortunately there will be loads of lowlife who have appeared on this programme who will claim they were mentally affected by being on it.
Jim.

Yep...and they'll get another chance of 'stardom' by selling their stories to the papers !

Quote from: ianrs54 on 15 May 2019, 12:25:29 PM
It'll only be replaced by more LCD TV......ie sh1t

Sadly, more than likely to happen. X_X

Cheers - Phil


fsn

Quote from: Techno on 16 May 2019, 07:31:28 AM
I had the dubious pleasure of seeing what I assume was most of a 'show', trapped in the waiting area of an outpatient department in one of the local hospitals.
Surely that's a breach of Human Rights legislation?  :o

I once saw nearly 10 minutes of the program - I sort of dared myself - but was equally dismayed, disgusted and disinterested.*



* Actually uninterested, but that ruins the alliteration. 
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disengaged?

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Had to look up - began career as insurance salesman - that was quite enough right there.
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Techno

Quote from: fsn on 16 May 2019, 07:49:36 AM
Surely that's a breach of Human Rights legislation?  :o
I once saw nearly 10 minutes of the program - I sort of dared myself - but was equally dismayed, disgusted and disinterested.

I'd totally agree, Nobby......It's the 'sort of thing' like going past an awful car crash....Where...For some reason  :o....You're simply unable to look away, as you go past. X_X X_X X_X X_X

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d_Guy

Quote from: fsn on 16 May 2019, 01:09:38 PM
English Jerry Springer ... without the charm, tact, decency, self awareness or conscience.

Thanks. Continuing to reinforce my long held opinion that you are the culture editor of Rolling Stone:D
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steve_holmes_11

Missing an opportunity here folks.

Pendraken's "Reality Television" pack (Modern Day Circus).

Contains Camera Crew, MDF set, smug presenter, bouncers and various members of the public in different brawling and taunting poses.

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Now it would class as 'historical? ;) ;D
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