Gordon may still have a chance.

Started by FierceKitty, 21 April 2019, 07:29:58 AM

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Dr Dave

Quote from: fsn on 21 April 2019, 12:58:34 PM
Well, if the Norwegian Royal Guard can promote a penguin to Brigadier ...



Why does a partially Arctic nation have an Antarctic mascot / pet / whatever it is?

fsn

More to the point, why does it live in Edinburgh Zoo?
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11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
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FierceKitty

Most to the point, why is it inspecting the Royal Guard when it's in the uniform of the Oslo Fusiliers?
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

FierceKitty

Quote from: hobbittomm on 21 April 2019, 07:25:03 PM
You never know when the cadet in question  is Cyrano de Bergerac

Who nose?
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Techno


fsn

Are you picking on FK for a nose joke?

S'not fair.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Nobby- get your coat, and chew it !!
FOG IN CHANNEL - EUROPE CUT OFF
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Muppet of the year 2019, 2020 and 2021

FierceKitty

Refight today. Battle of Bak-ed-Bins is about to begin.
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FierceKitty

28 April 2019, 08:13:52 AM #23 Last Edit: 28 April 2019, 08:23:46 AM by FierceKitty
A preview.
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FierceKitty

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Big Insect

What Colonial Rules set are you using for these great games?

Cheers
Mark
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FierceKitty

I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

FierceKitty

'Ere's to you, Fuzzy Wuzzy.
You're an enemy to fear;
But though you're full o' ginger,
You need to watch your rear!
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FierceKitty

The dice favoured me, and I didn't slip up tactically this time.
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FierceKitty

The Ansar Cavalry gave the Queen's Own Lancers a bit of a headache, but we held them long enough.
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