Is this my next promotion ?

[Techno]

I think this should give me the next step 'on the ladder'  .......and another star.

As threatened....here is the 'spot the wax 5' game....No prizes.....But there are two, on the desk, along with some of the clutter I use from day to day.
The drawers are even worse !

No wonder I can't find things.

Cheers - Phil (Drinks in the Officers' Mess....How appropriate.)

Note the snow, visible through the window.

[Orcs]

Its clearer than my desk is normally.

So no screw top wine for you then !

Mrs Orcs is very happy to drink some wine if you need more corks 

[Ithoriel]

Clutter? That's an empty, howling wilderness by comparison with my table!

Congrats on becoming a Count.

[FierceKitty]

salve, o comes!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Who the hell promoted Phil, blatant nepotism

[Techno]

Its clearer than my desk is normally.
So no screw top wine for you then !
Mrs Orcs is very happy to drink some wine if you need more corks 

For me....the above is pretty neat....A couple of days ago there were also 18 30mm 'Napoleonic' conversions on there as well.
Corks ?.....I buy those in packs of 30 from home brew suppliers, Mark !

Clutter? That's an empty, howling wilderness by comparison with my table!
Congrats on becoming a Count.

I could make it a lot worse with very little effort, Mike...and thanks, Matey.

salve, o comes!

Wotcha !!

Who the hell promoted Phil, blatant nepotism

Cheers - Phil

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Thank goodness, it was getting lonely up here...

[Ithoriel]

This is how you do clutter

[Techno]

Thank goodness, it was getting lonely up here...

But what's next, Will ?.....Earl ? Duke ? ......Hurry up and get to 20,000  .....Which is where I assume the next promotion will come in.

This is how you do clutter

Well.....I certainly have more elbow room, Mike  

That's certainly making the best use of the available space.

Cheers - Phil

[FierceKitty]

Every little bit counts.

[Westmarcher]

Congratulations, esteemed member of the forum.

A word of advice, however. Remember, with such a promotion comes great responsibility - so try not to be a silly count!   

[Techno]

NOBBY !!

Two coats to chew....If you would be so kind. 

Cheers - Phil.

Unusual day here....We had thunder and lightning during a snowstorm....And there was raven outside the back door eating the bird seed !....Must admit, until I looked it up I thought they ONLY ate carrion....Quite funny to watch, as the bird tilted its head on one side and was using his/her beak sideways, like a shovel.

[paulr]

Congratulations 

With those omens be glad we are past the ides of March 
Be careful on the 13^th

[fsn]

Congratulations, Duckula.

[Techno]

Thanks, Nobby ! 

Cheers - Phil