Casting new musical series....

[FierceKitty]

Tom Hanks:                              I'd like to play Mozart.
Leonardo DiCaprio:                    And I'd like to play Beethoven.
Arnold Schwarzeneger:              I'll be Bach.

[paulr]

 

[Techno]

Oh......Good grief ! 

Nobby.....Time to get your coat chewing teeth out again.

Cheers - Phil

[Leman]

A late member had that one boxed off.

[FierceKitty]

My mummy's response: Hasta la Vivaldi, baby. Terrible, I know, but she's nearly eighty....

[Orcs]

some very poor puns in this Aria

[Techno]

Patrick Moore - The Planets ?

Sweet - Firebird. (That doesn't work at all, does it ?....And the first ones' a bit naff.....Hey Ho !)

William Turner  - Pictures at an exhibition.....Possible ?

Cheers - Phil

[d_Guy]

What he emoted.

[Techno]

I've just sent you an email, Bill. (No I haven't...I haven't hit send yet.....D'oh !! )

Cheers - Phil 

[SV52]

John Wayne - War of the Worlds - think about it. 

[Techno]

That's better than my efforts !

Cheers - Phil

[d_Guy]

Greta Garbo - "I want to be Alain"

@Techno  "the ladder is against the wall. the ladder is against the wall".

[d_Guy]

John Wayne - War of the Worlds - think about it. 

Dang! Finally got it! Was trying to set "The War Wagon" to music! 

[pierre the shy]

Don't know if l can handel many more composer jokes.

[FierceKitty]

Old family friend once said she wanted to call a cat Claude; asked why, she replied "Because he's de p ussy". Relayed this to my lady love of the time, who looked speculatively at her dog and said "What was Often Bark's first name?"

Interesting that this machine considers the surnames of French composers cause for intervention.