A New Challenge

[Orcs]

As many of you know there is a certain amount of banter and P*ss taking between the two of us, and now he has managed to get his   "Can you see how this went wrong?" threads locked. 

This is something I have never achieved despite many "near the mark comments", Sending Techno a complete first aid kit ( that probably needs topping up by now  ) and some very rude jokes.  I once had to get Leon to delete a thread after I copied a page of jokes without reading all of them. (some  were beyond the pale even by my very non PC standards)

So now I have a new challenge. Getting a thread locked without being banned (permanently) from the forum!!   

[fred.]

I think asking nicely is cheating?

[Orcs]

I think asking nicely is cheating?

Oh I am not going to cheat, I am going to think of a suitable controversial thread and post it.

[Last Hussar]

Only Orcs could challenge someone to a contest he's already lost. Thread locked. I'm still here.

I win.

[Last Hussar]

I think asking nicely is cheating?

This is the only way he will never cheat then.

[Orcs]

Only Orcs could challenge someone to a contest he's already lost. Thread locked. I'm still here.

I win.

You have had a thread locked , so by default I want one as well. So my challenge is to get a thread locked, not to beat you to it

[sunjester]

I sometimes worry what it says about me when I have to admit to personally knowing both these people! :-

[Orcs]

I sometimes worry what it says about me when I have to admit to personally knowing both these people! :-

LH and I  worry about what it says about us  having to admit to knowing you as well 

[Ithoriel]

Oh I am not going to cheat, I am going to think of a suitable controversial thread and post it.

A post on the finer points of crochet or a critique of the works of Menella Bute Smedley would likely get closed down pretty quickly

[Leman]

Crochet sounds a lot like crotchet, which I assume is a small crotch, somewhat dissimilar to Blackadder's Black Russian.

[Raider4]

You have had a thread locked , so by default I want one as well. So my challenge is to get a thread locked, not to beat you to it

Mention:

• Behaviour on other forums, especially American ones (although this one has been done recently, so it may seem like you're just being a copy-cat)
• How anybody that's interested in playing fantasy is obviously a pre-pubescent adolescent
• Brexit

[Last Hussar]

LH and I  worry about what it says about us  having to admit to knowing you as well 

No, just knowing you.

[Leman]

Oy! 'ang on! Fantasy bashing is my bag. Go and find your own bit of Non-wargaming to be rude about.

[Orcs]

Oy! 'ang on! Fantasy bashing is my bag. Go and find your own bit of Non-wargaming to be rude about.

We know you only bash fantasy because you would like to be young enough to remember your pre-pubescent adolescent days, when now that are lost in the mists of time. 

[Leman]

No they are not. My pre-pubescent wargaming days involved the ACW, WWI, WWII, cavalry and Indians and the Wars of the Roses. Faeries and sprites were for girls.