Centurion Maintenance?

Started by SV52, 05 October 2017, 01:00:38 PM

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Wulf

I just remembered, a friend of mine has a T-shirt with the cover of the Haynes manual for an AT-AT on it. Must ask if he has the manual or just the T-shirt...

Matt J

Do they have one for wives.....
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Quote from: Matt J on 06 October 2017, 03:01:23 PM
Do they have one for wives.....
Probably; but it has the size of a 24 volume encyclopaedia! ;)

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Scorpio_Rocks

Quote from: Matt J on 06 October 2017, 03:01:23 PM
Do they have one for wives.....
This is volume 1:
"Gentlemen, when the enemy is committed to a mistake - we must not interrupt him too soon."
Horatio Nelson.

Techno

 ;D ;D ;D

Said he typing, while making sure that no-one was looking over his shoulder.

Cheers - Phil.

Orcs

Owners workshop manuals  they never wrote for some unknown reason :) and the possible reason


The Wife - impossible to get right at any time as the correct maintenance will be wrong at that particular moment in time.

The Husband - No maintenance needed as he already believes he is correctly maintained, and no book is going to tell him otherwise

The Teenage boy - No researcher could stand being in their room for long enough to research them even with a gas mask.

The Teenage Girl - Researchers notes so covered with Make up,  lipstick and tears it was impossible to read

The Mistress - If you have one of these you should already know what to do. If not you are in for so much Sh*t no book will help







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Big Insect

I  always thought there was just one simple little button that kept wives happy ... including other peoples  :o

OK, ok, ok ... I'll get my coat

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Its the button that says "confirm payment"
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Raider4

Quote from: Orcs on 04 February 2020, 05:56:30 PM
Owners workshop manuals  they never wrote for some unknown reason :) and the possible reason

The Wife - impossible to get right at any time as the correct maintenance will be wrong at that particular moment in time.

The Husband - No maintenance needed as he already believes he is correctly maintained, and no book is going to tell him otherwise

The Teenage boy - No researcher could stand being in their room for long enough to research them even with a gas mask.

The Teenage Girl - Researchers notes so covered with Make up,  lipstick and tears it was impossible to read

The Mistress - If you have one of these you should already know what to do. If not you are in for so much Sh*t no book will help

There are a whole range of Ladybird "How It Works" books.

Techno

Spoof ladybird books exist, too ! ;D

Try this one....it's only about 5 minutes long

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgp1T2JDReQ

Cheers - Phil

flamingpig0

Quote from: ianrs54 on 05 October 2017, 03:31:34 PM
There are quite a few, including The Millennium Falcon among others. From what I've read the Cent one will induce nightmares. It was/is a superb MBT, but a fitters pain, not designed ergonomically when it came to servicing.

So standard British tank design perhaps?
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