Techno had remembered where he parked it...

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

That was the late Iron Age though...
His chariot has been found at last.
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/incredible-fragments-chariot-found-celtic-15457133.amp

[Westmarcher]

 

I was thinking - burial? Naw!

As the metal-detectorist said;"There's no history of chariots like this in Wales."

... so it was probably some Ancient British tourist whose chariot got stuck in the mud     (I believe it rains a lot in Wales).

[Steve J]

That's pretty damned cool .

[Techno]

I think I know where that'll be.

I wonder if it's still got the yellow go faster stripes I painted on it.

Cheers - Phil

[Orcs]

That was the late Iron Age though...
His chariot has been found at last.
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/incredible-fragments-chariot-found-celtic-15457133.amp

That was probably from when he was taking one of Boudicca's daughters home from a date and the horse "slipped his harness" in a remote and dark spot, so he had an excuse to "cuddle up and keep warm" until it got light.

Rumour has it he never went back for it because when Boudicca found out she swore to remove certain parts of his anatomy.

[Techno]

She's the one that's buried under the collapsed cromlech, over the road.

The so called 'hill fort'  a few hundred yards/metres away from Techno Towers, is a pile of poop !

Cheers - Phil