A lesson in Bras

Started by Orcs, 05 July 2018, 11:01:25 PM

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Orcs

05 July 2018, 11:01:25 PM Last Edit: 06 July 2018, 12:12:57 AM by Orcs
Bras are something most men know little about, our main interest in our youth being how to unfasten them and where the faster was going to be.

So I thought you might like to have a little more understanding of bras   :D


WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA?
A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said,
'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '
' What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.'
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?'
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple.'
The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.
Oh and
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD , E, F, G, and H are the letters used
to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen
and I can't get up!
Send this to all that will appreciate it!
oh They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen!!
Hahahaha!
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Last Hussar

I started reading this and thought "I bet this is [orcs]". Yes, yes it was.

However I do remember when I could unhook a bra one handed while kissing.  What happened to that skill?
I have neither the time or the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

GNU PTerry

Orcs

Definition of :
An American Bra - One Yank and its off
A Glass Bra - Smash and Grab
A Tin Bra - Condensed milk


Its OK I've got my coat

The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

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Sleep with clean hands ...

fsn

06 July 2018, 07:41:10 AM #4 Last Edit: 06 July 2018, 08:10:26 AM by fsn
Quote from: Last Hussar on 05 July 2018, 11:28:22 PM
However I do remember when I could unhook a bra one handed while kissing.  What happened to that skill?
Did you stop wearing bras?
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Quote from: Leman on 06 July 2018, 01:42:20 PM
Damn! Thought I was going to find out how to play the trombone.

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