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Started by Last Hussar, 14 June 2018, 04:18:42 AM

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Last Hussar

New oiks stand their round
No sharp objects near techno
Abuse of FSN is on a strict rota.
Ladies not be left unattended near Orcs
No one to comment on the whiff of sulphur when Leon appears
Or the second head.
I have neither the time or the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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Techno

Quote from: Last Hussar on 14 June 2018, 04:18:42 AM
New oiks stand their round
No sharp objects near techno
Abuse of FSN is on a strict rota.
Ladies not be left unattended near Orcs
No one to comment on the whiff of sulphur when Leon appears
Or the second head.

S'alright, I've still got plenty of the plasters that Orcs sent me......I must be improving ! (That's tempting fate, isn't it !!) :P

Cheers - Phil

fsn

Quote from: Last Hussar on 14 June 2018, 04:18:42 AM
New oiks stand their round
No sharp objects near techno
Abuse of FSN is on a strict rota.
Ladies not be left unattended near Orcs
No one to comment on the whiff of sulphur when Leon appears
Or the second head.
Fair enough. If you can't make your turn, could you arrange for a suitable second?

Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

Quote from: fsn on 14 June 2018, 07:25:17 AM
Fair enough. If you can't make your turn, could you arrange for a suitable second?




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Orcs

Quote from: Last Hussar on 14 June 2018, 04:18:42 AM
New oiks stand their round
No sharp objects near techno
Abuse of FSN is on a strict rota.
Ladies not be left unattended near Orcs
No one to comment on the whiff of sulphur when Leon appears
Or the second head.

Fair enough, can't help that they like my good looks and charm.
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

fsn

It's pheromones isn't it?
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Leman

don't you mean Pharaoh moans?
The artist formerly known as Dour Puritan!

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

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d_Guy

Quote from: Last Hussar on 14 June 2018, 04:18:42 AM
New oiks stand their round
No sharp objects near techno
Abuse of FSN is on a strict rota. - fsn, of course, gets a turn at abusing himself.
Ladies Adult females of any species not be left unattended near Orcs -fixed.
No one to comment on the whiff of sulphur when Leon appears
Or the second head.

That's not sulphur exactly.
Sleep with clean hands ...

Orcs

Quote from: Leman on 14 June 2018, 03:19:56 PM
don't you mean Pharaoh moans?

I believe Techno can tell us if the  Pharaoh Cleopatra is a moaner or a squealer, I believe he had a bit of thing with her before she left him for Mark Anthony. :)
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Last Hussar

Quote from: Orcs on 14 June 2018, 12:09:47 PM
Fair enough, can't help that they like my good looks and charm.

Usually spelled rohypnol.
I have neither the time or the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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