Silly, but entertaining.

[FierceKitty]

https://www.kongregate.com/games/Kodiqi/religious-idle

[toxicpixie]

Awesome. The Church of Bob will send a Manly Pipe Smoker round to preach the word of Bob and take your tithes directly

[Leon]

I stuck it on earlier and came back several hours later to find that I was now the world's dominant religion...!

The 7.5 Billion Pendrakenites are a generous bunch, ritually chanting '10mm, 10mm, 10mm' while the Denizens of Lead lead them in songs of molten metal and lacerated fingers.  The lucky ones will be buried under the Great Lead Mountain when they perish, their armies carefully arranged on their chests.  A successful roll of '6' will lead them into the afterlife, but the consequences of a '1' will be an eternity of rebasing whilst the Dark Lord reads all of fsn's posts in reverse chronological order.

[FierceKitty]

 My Brethren of the Cat worshiped by drawing a string over the ground, had boiled prawns as their holy objects, disposed of their dead after eight resurrections, and venerated the memory of the great prophet Sebastian. I note that we never displaced Jainism, classical paganism, Zoroastrianism, steppe shamanism, Taoism, Norse paganism, or the Trekkies.

[Techno]

Awesome. The Church of Bob will send a Manly Pipe Smoker round to preach the word of Bob and take your tithes directly

Is this the Almighty Bob who makes the perfectly normal beasts appear ?

Cheers - Phil

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Is this the Almighty Bob who makes the perfectly normal beasts appear ?

Cheers - Phil

What like sheeps, doggies an 'orses ?

[Techno]

I think perfectly normal beasts are more like cattle, Ian.

Cheers - Phil

[DFlynSqrl]

That was entertaining! 

It's nice to know the world found peace worshiping my cat with shouts of "Eating, napping and treats!".

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Peanutbutterism was good for me!

[toxicpixie]

Is this the Almighty Bob who makes the perfectly normal beasts appear ?

Cheers - Phil

I'm sure I don't know what you mean. Fnord.

[Ithoriel]

I'm slightly reminded of a site I use occasionally, when inspiration fails me, to generate background info for RPG and Imaginations campaigns.

It includes an option to generate religions and pantheons among many other things.

http://chaoticshiny.com/religiongen.php

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

I like that Mike! 

[Last Hussar]

'Matriarchy, female priests. Marriage: marriage is usually caused by pregnancy'

[FierceKitty]

That was entertaining! 

It's nice to know the world found peace worshiping my cat with shouts of "Eating, napping and treats!".

Another cat religion? This means war!

[Sandinista]

Quite silly