Top Totty!

[Raider4]

Not sure this counts as either "top" or "totty", but what the hell:

[Ithoriel]

In similar vein. As she says herself,"For every person that says I'm the new Audrey Hepburn, someone else says that I look like an alien."

I'm in the former category

[toxicpixie]

Awesome, both of those!

[flamingpig0]

In similar vein. As she says herself,"For every person that says I'm the new Audrey Hepburn, someone else says that I look like an alien."

I'm in the former category

I have met her

[Big Insect]

Two posts for the price of one here ...

I have just watched "The Last Legion" on Amazon Prime. Not a particularly bad take on the precurser to the Arthurian Legions. Lots of reenactors involved and finally somebody has realised that in a pre gun power ear you don't shout 'fire' when directing archery - the word 'loose' is the correct terminology 

But onto top totty ... in this case it has to be Aishvarya Rai Bachchan ... as an Keralan Indian fighting maiden - she makes the film well worth the watch.

https://i2.wp.com/indiancelebblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Aishwarya-rai-english-the-last-legion-S1-5-hd-screenshots.jpg?ssl=1

Apologies for the link rather than a photo - I cannot post photos for some reason 

[fsn]

There you go. We should not wait.

[Orcs]

Well I think the Sophie Ellis Bextor is more "Totty" than the Toyah one

[fsn]

I have a bet with myself that someone on here will recognise the tank.

[fred.]

I'm guessing Israeli, so Merkava?

[flamingpig0]

Now ... you have to spot the grenade launchers  ...  

Very sexy, they can bulldoze my home anytime they want.

[Orcs]

Very sexy, they can bulldoze my home anytime they want.

If any of you remember the shop in near Kings Cross station 'Gamers in Exile' . One of the staff there was Syrian and his parents had been evicted by he Israelis with two hours notice. As they drove away they literally saw the bulldozer flatten their house in the car mirror.

[Last Hussar]

When Orcs is the voice of the Left, you may have gone too far...

[flamingpig0]

When Orcs is the voice of the Left, you may have gone too far...

For some reason this all reminds me of  the story of Benny Hill funding  Communist Party of Australia barbecues

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/5015894.stm

I mean Benny Hill was noted for being involved in what might be termed totty advocacy.

[Leman]

I have a bet with myself that someone on here will recognise the tank.

I'm going with the one containing seahorses at Hull aquarium.

[flamingpig0]

https://www.treefrogtreasures.com/p-30053-north-korean-army-female-guard-with-sword.aspx

Yours for $36.00