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Started by Leon, 15 November 2010, 02:08:27 AM

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Leman

 :o Oh my word, elf and safety!
The artist formerly known as Dour Puritan!

Kiwidave

Technically the second archer is an elf, so should be excluded from the selection process :)

Ithoriel

Amazons - from the deviantart website :-)

There are 100 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who can work from incomplete data

Leman

There are indeed some deviant tarts amongst that lot.
The artist formerly known as Dour Puritan!

ErHo

Yes, we need more "research" into this overlooked culture!

It is international woman's day afterall, sorry we were a little sexist in being late to celebrations!   8)
"Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major - and I mean major - leaflet campaign."

- Rimmer

fsn

It being Sports Relief, may I add (unironically) some sporty women?



Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Orcs

Most of them need a bit more meat on them for my taste
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

ronan

Quote from: Orcs on 26 March 2018, 10:28:23 AM
Most of them need a bit more meat on them for my taste

+1

Techno

Hah !!

I make those lasses look positively obese.

(I really wish I could put on weight.....genuinely)

Cheers - Mr Stick Insect.


Orcs

Quote from: Techno on 26 March 2018, 12:52:06 PM
Hah !!

I make those lasses look positively obese.

(I really wish I could put on weight.....genuinely)

Cheers - Mr Stick Insect.

That's ok Phil, I don't think anyone on the forum is thinking of taking you to bed more meat or not.  ;D ;D

Mr Very Jealous ( you can have some of mine)

The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Techno

Hey, Mark.

If there was some sort of weight transferring machine.....I'd genuinely take three stone from you.
That'd put me at the level of some sort of 'normal' body mass index.....and not really anything approaching overweight.

Trouble is.....I'm not really interested in food....taking time to eat is almost a chore, most of the time.
Perhaps I should take up eating bars of choccy. :-\

Weird, isn't it ?.....There are so many folk who would simply love to lose weight, and I can't put any on, (though I'd love to) even if I keep stuffing my face with high protein garbage in front of the TV, in the evening.

Cheers - Phil

Orcs

Quote from: Techno on 26 March 2018, 03:34:09 PM
Hey, Mark.

If there was some sort of weight transferring machine.....I'd genuinely take three stone from you.
That'd put me at the level of some sort of 'normal' body mass index.....and not really anything approaching overweight.

Trouble is.....I'm not really interested in food....taking time to eat is almost a chore, most of the time.
Perhaps I should take up eating bars of choccy. :-

Weird, isn't it ?.....There are so many folk who would simply love to lose weight, and I can't put any on, (though I'd love to) even if I keep stuffing my face with high protein garbage in front of the TV, in the evening.

Cheers - Phil

Yes it is weird, My sister-in-law is like you.  Her Mum once offered her £1 for every pound she put on. This was in the late '70s when a £1 was worth something.  She tried for about 6 months and managed to earn about a £5.  Like you she was eating for England.

My Ex-wife ate more than I did and even after 4 children is still a size 8.  I only have to look at food to put weight on. gggrrr!

Cheers

Mark   
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

fsn



Recent photo of Techno in his unsuccessful burlesque act.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Techno

OBVIOUS FAKE !

(That's twice my size.......You OIK !!)

Cheers - Phil

Matt J

Quite like the athletic look myself, my wife has a 6 pack, she looks great!
2012 Painting Competition - Winner!
2014 Painting Competition - 3 x Winner!
2014 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!
2015 Painting Competition - 2 x Winner!
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