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FierceKitty

29 April 2016, 02:52:11 PM #2880 Last Edit: 29 April 2016, 02:54:27 PM by FierceKitty
Or Only that sad Pendraken lot still think bikini pix are somehow sexy!
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Roy

princeps Roy , prince de Monacorra, (ascended in February 2023)
His Serene Highness the Sovereign Prince of (the imaginary sovereign microstate of) Monacorra

All Hail the Principality of Monacorra!  8-}

Orcs






Just a few to enjoy! 
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

fsn

Thank you. Obviously a man of discernment.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Leman

Should any of them cross my path I will not be passing them on.
The artist formerly known as Dour Puritan!

Orcs

Quote from: Leman on 05 May 2016, 08:45:56 PM
Should any of them cross my path I will not be passing them on.

But it would stop you fretting.  :D
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Matt J

Its alright having these pretty young things but no one considers the maintenance costs when they creep over 40 and want stay that way. Being blessed (cursed) with a beautiful wife I can tell costs really pile up

Gym fees £40 a month
Hair £125 every 6 weeks
Facials £75 every 4 weeks
Botox £225 every 4 months
Thread vein removal £500
Cosmetics £100's
Clothes £1000s
Handbags don t start me on handbags   >:(
2012 Painting Competition - Winner!
2014 Painting Competition - 3 x Winner!
2014 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!
2015 Painting Competition - 2 x Winner!
Beep

Last Hussar

Sooooo ....  who's going to make the inappropriate comment?
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

GNU PTerry

fsn

Not me.

Not even me.

Tawa? Westie? Perhaps one of the uncouth colonials?

But not me.
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Orcs

Quote from: Matt J on 06 May 2016, 07:14:41 PM
Its alright having these pretty young things but no one considers the maintenance costs when they creep over 40 and want stay that way. Being blessed (cursed) with a beautiful wife I can tell costs really pile up

Gym fees £40 a month
Hair £125 every 6 weeks
Facials £75 every 4 weeks
Botox £225 every 4 months
Thread vein removal £500
Cosmetics £100's
Clothes £1000s
Handbags don t start me on handbags   >:(




Peanuts when compared to the Divorce costs when you trade them in!!
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -Mencken, H. L.

Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Zippee

Quote from: Matt J on 06 May 2016, 07:14:41 PM
Its alright having these pretty young things but no one considers the maintenance costs when they creep over 40 and want stay that way. Being blessed (cursed) with a beautiful wife I can tell costs really pile up

Gym fees £40 a month
Hair £125 every 6 weeks
Facials £75 every 4 weeks
Botox £225 every 4 months
Thread vein removal £500
Cosmetics £100's
Clothes £1000s
Handbags don t start me on handbags   >:(


yes but enough about you, how much do you spend on your wife?

fsn

Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

fsn

Quote from: Zippee on 06 May 2016, 10:37:33 PM
yes but enough about you, how much do you spend on your wife?
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Roy

princeps Roy , prince de Monacorra, (ascended in February 2023)
His Serene Highness the Sovereign Prince of (the imaginary sovereign microstate of) Monacorra

All Hail the Principality of Monacorra!  8-}

fsn

Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 07 May 2016, 09:30:57 AM


Ok I know now that I was reading the sash wrong, but I did spend a few moments wondering why Miss Manilla needed a fur coat. I thought the Philippines was quite warm.  :-[
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!