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Wulf
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Re: Centurion Maintenance?
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06 October 2017, 01:15:56 PM »
I just remembered, a friend of mine has a T-shirt with the cover of the Haynes manual for an AT-AT on it. Must ask if he has the manual or just the T-shirt...
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Matt J
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Re: Centurion Maintenance?
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Do they have one for wives.....
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Re: Centurion Maintenance?
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Quote from: Matt J on 06 October 2017, 03:01:23 PM
Do they have one for wives.....
Probably; but it has the size of a 24 volume encyclopaedia!
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Re: Centurion Maintenance?
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Quote from: Matt J on 06 October 2017, 03:01:23 PM
Do they have one for wives.....
This is volume 1:
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Techno
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Re: Centurion Maintenance?
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04 February 2020, 05:36:54 PM »
Said he typing, while making sure that no-one was looking over his shoulder.
Cheers - Phil.
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Orcs
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Re: Centurion Maintenance?
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04 February 2020, 05:56:30 PM »
Owners workshop manuals they never wrote for some unknown reason
and the possible reason
The Wife - impossible to get right at any time as the correct maintenance will be wrong at that particular moment in time.
The Husband - No maintenance needed as he already believes he is correctly maintained, and no book is going to tell him otherwise
The Teenage boy - No researcher could stand being in their room for long enough to research them even with a gas mask.
The Teenage Girl - Researchers notes so covered with Make up, lipstick and tears it was impossible to read
The Mistress - If you have one of these you should already know what to do. If not you are in for so much Sh*t no book will help
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Big Insect
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Re: Centurion Maintenance?
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04 February 2020, 07:40:55 PM »
I always thought there was just one simple little button that kept wives happy ... including other peoples
OK, ok, ok ... I'll get my coat
mutter mutter mutter loweringthetoneoftheforum again mutter
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Last Hussar
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Swordsman, Poet, Lover
Re: Centurion Maintenance?
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04 February 2020, 07:48:06 PM »
Its the button that says "confirm payment"
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I have neither the time or the crayons to explain why you are wrong.
Raider4
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Re: Centurion Maintenance?
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04 February 2020, 08:23:20 PM »
Quote from: Orcs on 04 February 2020, 05:56:30 PM
Owners workshop manuals they never wrote for some unknown reason
and the possible reason
The Wife - impossible to get right at any time as the correct maintenance will be wrong at that particular moment in time.
The Husband - No maintenance needed as he already believes he is correctly maintained, and no book is going to tell him otherwise
The Teenage boy - No researcher could stand being in their room for long enough to research them even with a gas mask.
The Teenage Girl - Researchers notes so covered with Make up, lipstick and tears it was impossible to read
The Mistress - If you have one of these you should already know what to do. If not you are in for so much Sh*t no book will help
There are a whole range of Ladybird "How It Works" books.
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Techno
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Re: Centurion Maintenance?
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05 February 2020, 06:56:31 AM »
Spoof ladybird books exist, too !
Try this one....it's only about 5 minutes long
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgp1T2JDReQ
Cheers - Phil
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flamingpig0
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Re: Centurion Maintenance?
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30 May 2020, 11:29:36 AM »
Quote from: ianrs54 on 05 October 2017, 03:31:34 PM
There are quite a few, including The Millennium Falcon among others. From what I've read the Cent one will induce nightmares. It was/is a superb MBT, but a fitters pain, not designed ergonomically when it came to servicing.
So standard British tank design perhaps?
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