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Wulf
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« Reply #15 on: 06 October 2017, 01:15:56 PM »
I just remembered, a friend of mine has a T-shirt with the cover of the Haynes manual for an AT-AT on it. Must ask if he has the manual or just the T-shirt...
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« Reply #16 on: 06 October 2017, 03:01:23 PM »
Do they have one for wives.....
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« Reply #17 on: 09 October 2017, 06:56:48 AM »
Quote from: Matt J on 06 October 2017, 03:01:23 PM
Do they have one for wives.....
Probably; but it has the size of a 24 volume encyclopaedia! Wink

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« Reply #18 on: 04 February 2020, 01:31:28 PM »
Quote from: Matt J on 06 October 2017, 03:01:23 PM
Do they have one for wives.....
This is volume 1:
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« Reply #19 on: 04 February 2020, 05:36:54 PM »
 Grin Grin Grin

Said he typing, while making sure that no-one was looking over his shoulder.

Cheers - Phil.
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« Reply #20 on: 04 February 2020, 05:56:30 PM »
Owners workshop manuals  they never wrote for some unknown reason Smiley and the possible reason


The Wife - impossible to get right at any time as the correct maintenance will be wrong at that particular moment in time.

The Husband - No maintenance needed as he already believes he is correctly maintained, and no book is going to tell him otherwise

The Teenage boy - No researcher could stand being in their room for long enough to research them even with a gas mask.

The Teenage Girl - Researchers notes so covered with Make up,  lipstick and tears it was impossible to read

The Mistress - If you have one of these you should already know what to do. If not you are in for so much Sh*t no book will help




 
 
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« Reply #21 on: 04 February 2020, 07:40:55 PM »
I  always thought there was just one simple little button that kept wives happy ... including other peoples  Shocked

OK, ok, ok ... I'll get my coat

mutter mutter mutter loweringthetoneoftheforum again mutter  Cry
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Last Hussar
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« Reply #22 on: 04 February 2020, 07:48:06 PM »
Its the button that says "confirm payment"
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« Reply #23 on: 04 February 2020, 08:23:20 PM »
Quote from: Orcs on 04 February 2020, 05:56:30 PM
Owners workshop manuals  they never wrote for some unknown reason Smiley and the possible reason

The Wife - impossible to get right at any time as the correct maintenance will be wrong at that particular moment in time.

The Husband - No maintenance needed as he already believes he is correctly maintained, and no book is going to tell him otherwise

The Teenage boy - No researcher could stand being in their room for long enough to research them even with a gas mask.

The Teenage Girl - Researchers notes so covered with Make up,  lipstick and tears it was impossible to read

The Mistress - If you have one of these you should already know what to do. If not you are in for so much Sh*t no book will help

There are a whole range of Ladybird "How It Works" books.
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« Reply #24 on: 05 February 2020, 06:56:31 AM »
Spoof ladybird books exist, too ! Grin

Try this one....it's only about 5 minutes long

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgp1T2JDReQ

Cheers - Phil
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