A Confession

[Nick the Lemming]

Ha! I knew that Orcs fellow was shifty.

[Ithoriel]

Amazingly, I haven't had to use any of the plasters yet. Though they do fall out of the cupboard each time I open it.

Oh the irony if you wind up with nicks, cuts or bruises inflicted by falling First Aid supplies!

[Orcs]

Oh the irony if you wind up with nicks, cuts or bruises inflicted by falling First Aid supplies!

OOOHHHHH ! Bruises, he will need a cold compress for that - Wonder if you can get that from Amazon 

Yes you can

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Koolpak-Woopsadaisy-Reusable-Cold-Pack/dp/B00A75BMIM/ref=sr_1_10_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1506429831&sr=8-10&keywords=cold+compress

[Nick the Lemming]

Oh the irony if you wind up with nicks, cuts or bruises inflicted by falling First Aid supplies!

Is that like the time I managed to superglue myself to the superglue debonder*?


*had glued myself to the superglue already.

[FierceKitty]

 

Is that like the time I managed to superglue myself to the superglue debonder*?


*had glued myself to the superglue already.

[Ithoriel]

Last week a friend, who fortunately had one of my spare front door keys, rang the doorbell and, getting no answer let themselves in to find me sitting at my painting table, putty tool in hand.

"Why are you just sitting there? Didn't you hear the doorbell?"

"I did but couldn't get to the door."

"Oh! In the middle of something tricky?"

"Nope, accidentally superglued my hand to the table and the debonder is about six inches further away than I can reach!"

Doh!

[Techno]

 

Cheers - Phil

[DFlynSqrl]

 

[fsn]

 

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Wimp - just pull hard, you wont lose MUCH skin !

[Ace of Spades]

Wimp - just pull hard, you wont lose MUCH skin !

A guy at work some 25 years ago pulled his own thumb completely off when his hand was being pulled into molten tin by his workglove... now that requires some strength! ...and determination... 

Cheers,
Rob

[Techno]

That's an image that's going to be hard to shift. 

Cheers - Phil

[Ithoriel]

Prising my finger off the woodwork with a putty spatula (barely any flesh left behind) is one thing, cutting my pinkie off with a craft knife is a little drastic as a first step

[Westmarcher]

As just back from my hols, only now catching up on events - well done, Orcs! A great "jape" as Nobby would say!   

Oh, and Mike, has your package from Amazon arrived yet?