Guilty Poll - Who Sent the Plasters

[Techno]

I have an answer service? 
I genuinely did not know that. Wonder how I access it? There's probably 10 years of unheard messages.

Oh, for fek's sake.

Phone your home phone number, Nobby,,,and see what happens.

There'll be umpteen from yours truly along the lines of "I'll catch you in a couple of days *******, take care, Matey." (They'll probably have been deleted by now.)

Cheers - I Give up. 

[d_Guy]

What if we all, simultaneously, ordered some plasters for Phil. 

I'm actually down with that but most of us don't have his shipping address. Wait...would "Phil in Wales" work?  (The thinker emoticon is inserted here)

[FierceKitty]

Here you go.

[d_Guy]

Thanks, Kitty. I once visited an outhouse on an isolated mountain farm that had that hanging inside the door.

[Techno]

Just address it to 'Toy soldier Phil', Pembrokeshire, Wales.....That's what I'm known around here as. (Might go to 'Mart the Tank', though.) 

Cheers - Phil