Guilty Poll - Who Sent the Plasters

Started by Orcs, 13 September 2017, 06:49:45 AM

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Who sent Techno the Plasters  (Suspects in no particular order)

Nobby
17 (51.5%)
Orcs
4 (12.1%)
Leon
1 (3%)
Fenton
0 (0%)
Westermarcher
0 (0%)
Techno (Then forgot)
9 (27.3%)
It was mistake by Amazon
1 (3%)
Meiron
0 (0%)
Mad Lemmy
1 (3%)

Total Members Voted: 32

Voting closed: 23 September 2017, 06:49:45 AM

d_Guy

This seems like a totally rush to judgement (in the best traditions of humans since the dawn time).

That said we ALL know who did it!
Sleep with clean hands ...

Techno

Not guilty.... I voted for Nobby.

(I'm beginning to think this just might be one of those VERY weird coincidences...(Come on Phil..don't be daft....You know who it was)......I haven't had anything else from Amazon, today...Tomorrow...Who knows ?)

Cheers - Phil

sunjester

Quote from: mad lemmey on 13 September 2017, 04:47:21 PM
Oi! Who voted for me?!?


Not me Guv!....Perhaps we should start a poll to find out? ;D

Leman

The artist formerly known as Dour Puritan!

fsn

Techno, Have you asked your good lady wife?

She could well be cursing Amazon for not delivering her plasters?
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Techno

No, Nobby...We just go down to the pharmacy in the village when I need plasters, while I drip blood all over their floor.
This is quite rare, as we have a cupboard full of the damn things in readiness.

Cheers - Phil

Sandinista

Quote from: Techno on 13 September 2017, 07:13:01 PM
No, Nobby...We just go down to the pharmacy in the village when I need plasters, while I drip blood all over their floor.
This is quite rare, as we have a cupboard full of the damn things in readiness.

Cheers - Phil

2 cupboards full now :-)

Cheers
Ian

DFlynSqrl


fsn

14 September 2017, 08:02:53 AM #23 Last Edit: 14 September 2017, 08:05:26 AM by fsn
Quote from: Techno on 13 September 2017, 07:13:01 PM
No, Nobby...We just go down to the pharmacy in the village when I need plasters, while I drip blood all over their floor.

Are you sure? Wives are prone to to occasional uncharacteristic decision making. My (now ex-)wife popped out for a bag of winegums and a sunday paper and came back in a new car.

Perhaps after a long and irksome day, you suggested "let's get plastered" and she misheard?

Could it be an early Christmas present that the good Mrs von Techno was hoping to stash away from your child-like enthusiam?

Another, and genuine, not made up possibility, is that you were perusing Philately Quarterly, the magazine for the discerning gentleman stamp collector, and opined through a mouthful of  Welsh cake (the incongruous juxtaposition of nomenclature and composition of which says all you need to know about the Principality) and suggested "let's get some first day covers". Obviously this could have come out as "first aid covers". The long surfing Mrs T would have checked her marriage vows for an opt out (I know for a fact she has a laminated a6 copy in her pinny pocket at all times for just such a situation) and decided that this fell under "honour and obey" and toddled off to Amazon.  It could have happened that way.

Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Techno

You're just saying that, because I left an abusive message on your answer service last night, Nobby.

(I can't wait for the postman to arrive today.....Ooooooh....The excitement !.........Yes .....I do lead a sad life.)

Cheers - Phil

Leman

What if we all, simultaneously, ordered some plasters for Phil.  :d :d :d
The artist formerly known as Dour Puritan!

fsn

I have an answer service?  :o

I genuinely did not know that. Wonder how I access it? There's probably 10 years of unheard messages.



Oh! Maybe she did ring me back:'(
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Lord Kermit of Birkenhead

I've worked it out - IT WERE DE SNAKE !
FOG IN CHANNEL - EUROPE CUT OFF
Lord Kermit of Birkenhead
Muppet of the year 2019, 2020 and 2021

FierceKitty

I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Leman

Not more sexual weirdness from the world centre of the strange and peculiar.
The artist formerly known as Dour Puritan!