Guilty Poll - Who Sent the Plasters

[Orcs]

Hi All,

Rather than have allegations and slurs made about the good members of the forum I suggest we follow the law.  The suspects should be judged by a number of their peers aka "The forum"

While I would be the first to admit that some of the Forum are not of sound mind enough for a proper jury, they are more than suitable for for this lynch mob juryl.

Please treat this vote with the seriousness it deserves, and think about who the guilty party is before voting.

Place your votes over the next week and we will then know without a doubt who that Nobby is the guilty party, and  must send a grovelling apology via the forum to Techno

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Must ha bee a senior moment.

[fsn]

Oh fantastic! I'm winning! 


I've never won anything before in my life!

Except two tickets to see "ABBA the Movie".

And that was a while ago.

[fsn]

I'm writing my grovelling apology. Whar do you think sounds better -"I cannot tell a lie. I sent the plasters!" or "I have nothing to confess - but my plasters"?

By the way; I maintain my innocence, but am so excited about the prospect of securing the popular vote.

[Techno]

Thank you to the two people who voted for me......But I have checked my orders on Amazon and they're definitely not showing there.

Mark......You can add Meirion to the list, if you like.

Cheers - Phil

[Westmarcher]

Well, as some of you know, I have received a visit from "the Brotherhood." But despite paying an oddly satisfying awful price for my silence, I have decided to break this in the hope they will come back again.

I could have sworn it was Phil but what threw me was the spectacles (without lenses) he used to cunningly disguise himself - so I think it was Nobby.


Westermarcher?

[sunjester]

I was always under the impression that the unspoken rule of the forum was "Blame Nobby!"

[Orcs]

I was always under the impression that the unspoken rule of the forum was "Blame Nobby!"

Quite correct, and what is wrong with that.  Are you some sort of "Do Gooder" who wants  fairness and justice.  A Lynch mob is far more fun 

P.S I will probably get the grammar police  AKA FK commenting on the word "Gooder"

[Leman]

He may be less trouble this side of the Mersey once the new Runcorn tolls come into effect - or will he be tight and drive to Warrington, the original first bridge over the Mersey - it's still free.

[O Dinas Powys]

Thank you to the two people who voted for me......But I have checked my orders on Amazon and they're definitely not showing there.

Mark......You can add Meirion to the list, if you like.

Cheers - Phil

 

[fsn]

He may be less trouble this side of the Mersey once the new Runcorn tolls come into effect - or will he be tight and drive to Warrington, the original first bridge over the Mersey - it's still free.

Ah! As a Halton dweller, I get as many goes on the bridge as I want for £10 a year.  

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Please climb it - pretty please

[Leman]

Ah! As a Halton dweller, I get as many goes on the bridge as I want for £10 a year.  

Bummer!

[O Dinas Powys]

Ah! As a Halton dweller, I get as many goes on the bridge as I want for £10 a year.  

Once?

If you leave you'll never want to go back; if you enter... 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Oi! Who voted for me?!?