Edinburgh Fringe Best Jokes

Started by Westmarcher, 22 August 2017, 09:55:41 AM

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DanJ

QuoteBalls. I meant to say deed. 

As in 'Deed on Arrival' ?

Roy

31 August 2017, 01:10:52 PM #16 Last Edit: 31 August 2017, 01:13:14 PM by RoyWilliamson
Indeed.  :D

Though I always think of the DOA acronym as [the] Disciples Of Apocalypse, which does betray me as a lover of American wrestling sports entertainment.

Disciples Of Apocalypse was a WWF take on the Hells Angels Motorcycle Club
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Roy

Thread resurrection

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All in a night's work

A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, 'This is your lucky night. I've got a special game for you. I'll do absolutely anything you want for £300, as long as you can say it in three words.'




The guy replies, 'Hey, why not?' He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. 'Paint...my...house.'




random meme


princeps Roy , prince de Monacorra, (ascended in February 2023)
His Serene Highness the Sovereign Prince of (the imaginary sovereign microstate of) Monacorra

All Hail the Principality of Monacorra!  8-}