Hello there

[Orcs]

I'm a total OIK.

And .......   many other things, most of which I cannot put in print, but

He has a monthly direct debit to Pendraken
Is a sycophant towards the Dark Lord (Leon) and Milady (Adelle - Leons better half, who also happens to be the owner of the "One Ring" that controls all of Pendraken)
Has a second monthly Direct debit to a Miss Whiplash  for Services rendered ??
Has a fetish for Centurion Tanks 
Takes a number of different coloured pills ( Friends across the pond , please note CORRECT spelling of coloured)
Is possibly a complete Lunatic. - although on this forum you cannot use it as an identifying character trait.

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A relatively???  sane Orcs