Snake Joke

Started by Fenton, 01 February 2017, 10:21:34 PM

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Fenton

01 February 2017, 10:21:34 PM
What do you call a snake that's 3.14 feet long?



A πthon.   :P
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FierceKitty

01 February 2017, 11:15:29 PM #1
Silly person.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Duke Speedy of Leighton

01 February 2017, 11:22:29 PM #2
Good one
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d_Guy

01 February 2017, 11:42:20 PM #3
 ;D

Nice, but irrational.
Encumbered by Idjits, we pressed on

fsn

02 February 2017, 08:08:05 AM #4
d_Guy! Maths jokes!



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Westmarcher

02 February 2017, 05:04:33 PM #5
 X_X  :D


OK (Me! Me! My turn ...), what do you call a sheep that's 3.14 feet long?


A mutton Π

:P
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fsn

02 February 2017, 09:07:37 PM #6
OK. What do you call a spear that's 3.14m long?

A  Πke
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
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FierceKitty

02 February 2017, 11:14:12 PM #7
A movie about 3.141592654 randy American teenagers?
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Roy

04 February 2017, 04:50:34 PM #8
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Snake.



(Thinking up the above was as easy as sweet appleΠ )
Rimmer: "Aliens."

Lister: "Oh God, aliens... Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it?

Rimmer: "Well, we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?"

Lister: "Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?"

Ithoriel

04 February 2017, 06:54:53 PM #9
What's 3.14 ducats an hour at sea?

A Π rate  :ar!
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mollinary

04 February 2017, 07:37:27 PM #10
What do you call 3.14 witches ceremonies made of iron?  Fool's Gold, of course!!!!

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Techno

04 February 2017, 09:24:30 PM #11
Dearie, dearie me.  =)

Cheers - Phil  :)
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