Super Glue - any difference in cheap or branded?

[FierceKitty]

No he does actually mean "Wee" bottles.  After Eons of inhaling green stuff and Cyanoacrylates fumes he now literally "wees" superglue. This can be a little difficult as if he does not "shake" properly he gets stuck to the inside of his Y fronts.  It does however save him a fortune when gluing figure together.

I am sure if you asked him nicely FSN he would send you a sample to try!

There was an old harlot from Kew
Who filled up her inside with glue.
As she said, with a grin,
"If they pay to get in,
They'll pay to get out of me too."

[Orcs]

 

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Erm, bit much gents...

[NTM]

Loctite for model assembly cheap stuff to glue figures to paint sticks.

[Techno]

How do you stop the thin little nozzle from blocking up?

By dabbing it with a bit of kitchen towel......OR pushing a 0.5 mm pice of brass rod down it.....Or simply chopping off the very end of the nozzle.

Cheers - Phil

[jambo1]

I have to use the stuff that does not produce any fumes so cheapo stuff is out for me.

[cameronian]

There was an old harlot from Kew
Who filled up her inside with glue.
As she said, with a grin,
"If they pay to get in,
They'll pay to get out of me too."


There was an old couple from Delhi
Spent a lifetime belly to belly
because one night they used Araldite
instead of petroleum jelly

[fsn]

A Welshman who looks underfed
has a face that will turn rather red
when he reads those ditties
that mentions your bitties,
I think thats enough to be said.

[FierceKitty]

What have I started?

[Techno]

Things where the delete button will start getting used, if it gets any worse. 

Cheers - Phil.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

I do think some of these are very close to delete.

Why is the only one I can remember 'There once was a young lady from Ealing....'

[d_Guy]

To attempt to re-rail the thread (and thinking of Pendraken tanks and animals), I offer:

There once was a fellow named Lew
Who incessantly used superglue
To his forehead was stuck
Three goats and a duck
And to his thumb a T thirty-two

[Ithoriel]

When buying a new superglue
There are several things that I do
Check value and price
and, done in a trice,
Block nozzle with needle or screw

[FierceKitty]

A gamer who wanted some Aztecs
Had rather a serious problem:
When he tried for a rhyme
In a limerick's verse,
Even the scansion went wrong in the last line.

[John Cook]

Loctite 454.  Prices vary enormously.  20gr tubes on ebay are good value.  Always used to the last drop.