Pendraken Zoo now open!

[O Dinas Powys]

But I've got two huge ones I use as Rucks in a warmaster Araby army.

Not those vultures, the ones I'm talking about are all new with a certain Stella quality about them

[Ithoriel]

Apparently it's not just Red Bull that gives you wings

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

When I drink Stella I just get clumsy feet, a lot.

IanS 

[O Dinas Powys]

Apparently it's not just Red Bull that gives you wings

When I drink Stella I just get clumsy feet, a lot.

IanS  ;)I

I tend to be a bit more... 

[Techno]

I've not tried using anything other than the cut and flattened cans of Stella......They were just the perfect thickness, for scoring lines in the metal with the point of a scalpel, and then almost 'tearing' the shapes out !........Not tried any other cans.....But I expect most drink cans will be of an almost identical thickness.

Cheers (Hic) - Phil.

[fsn]

Hang on! Does this mean Techno drinks Stella?

[O Dinas Powys]

Hang on! Does this mean Techno drinks Stella?

How else do you think he maintains those boyish good looks?

[fsn]

Well, I assumed he either bathed in virgins' blood, ate monkey glands or had made a pact with some dark force.

But drinking Stella!


That's disgusting!

[Orcs]

Well, I assumed he either bathed in virgins' blood, ate monkey glands or had made a pact with some dark force.

But drinking Stella!


That's disgusting!

Virgins' blood !!!!!  Where do you think he is going to find any of them in south wales !!!!.   

Nobby you are completely nuts

[FierceKitty]

Virgins' blood !!!!!  Where do you think he is going to find any of them in south wales !!!!.   

Nobby you are completely nuts

Sheep don't count.

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Thank goodness for that FK, if us humans count sheep to go to sleep, what do sheep count?

Also, magic mushrooms grow best in sheep fields, what do sheep see when they eat them and hallucinate?
"Oh man... A cloud with legs... Trippy... Oh... It's my brother!"

[Ithoriel]

When I was at college in Aberystwyth it was not unusual to see/ hear the spoof news that the Annual Parade of Cardiff Virgins had been cancelled that year as one had fallen and broken her ankle ... and the other refused to march alone!

[pierre the shy]

Amazing what you can find in a Welsh field beside sheep and fungi:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/88142158/Man-used-life-savings-to-buy-field-and-discovers-ruins-of-lost-city

"lost city" is probably a bit too Indiana Jones-ish (Stuff is renowned for its journalistic "flair")  but certainly an abandoned settlement.

Maybe Techno should invite Tony Robinson and the Time Team to dig up his back garden  

To keep some relevance I should add that my latest order includes some of the new animal range  

[Techno]

Amazing what you can find in a Welsh field beside sheep and fungi:
Maybe Techno should invite Tony Robinson and the Time Team to dig up his back garden 

There are the remains of a very ancient 'fort' on the top of the hill about half a mile up the road.......Just a pile of rocks now.....And a ruined (or unfinished) cromlech in a field the other side of the road, about 600 yards away from Techno Towers.
Yes....We do get 'magic mushrooms' growing in the fields. You can spot 'hippies' collecting bag fulls of 'em from the common at the appropriate time of year.

I wouldn't touch/eat any fungi that I hadn't bought from a super market.......Even the ones I'm sure are 'normal' mushrooms that grow in our fields.....

Knowing my luck......

Cheers - Phil

[FierceKitty]

Mmmm, brought back several bottles of preserved truffles from Siena. They're getting pretty good at it.