Rude Joke - Clean Punchline

Started by Last Hussar, 25 May 2016, 12:28:15 AM

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Jim Ando

"Two chicken legs left open".

Punchline of my all time favorite joke.

Jim

Fenton

" Its just that I dont fancy gargling the water after you've been sitting in it"
If I were creating Pendraken I wouldn't mess about with Romans and  Mongols  I would have started with Centurions , eight o'clock, Day One!

Last Hussar

"It certainly does," said the other nun.
I have neither the time or the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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d_Guy

Quote from: Fenton on 26 May 2016, 06:47:59 PM
" Its just that I dont fancy gargling the water after you've been sitting in it"
Sleep with clean hands ...

chrishanley

"OK. Tea break is over. Back on your heads"

Nosher

There wouldnt be a damp patch if you had swallowed
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

Frank Carson

FierceKitty

Trouble is, we can't get the lid on the coffin.
I don't drink coffee to wake up. I wake up to drink coffee.

Last Hussar

Quote from: Nosher on 14 June 2016, 11:09:49 AM
There wouldnt be a damp patch if you had swallowed

That's just rude on its own!
I have neither the time or the crayons to explain why you are wrong.

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