Oscar jokes

[Orcs]

While I am completely astounded as to why Oscar Pistorius is not waiting for a long drop on a short rope. These have come to light :- 
I will now dive into cover !! 



The irony is that Oscar Pistorious will wake up this morning and there really will be a burglar using his toilet

Oscar clearly misunderstood when his girlfriend told him that on Valentine's Day he had to take her out.

[Techno]

 

Who sent me the picture of the lock on a toilet door with the phrase "Don't shoot", instead of "Engaged" on it ?
It was YOU wasn't it 'X' ?
Cheers - Phil

[Orcs]

Who sent me the picture of the lock on a toilet door with the phrase "Don't shoot", instead of "Engaged" on it ?
It was YOU wasn't it 'X' ?
Cheers - Phil

No But I have just found it on the internet.