Three Wishes

[Orcs]

      A man was walking through the woods when he stumbled across a lamp. In time-honoured tradition, he picked it up, rubbed it, and out popped a genie who granted him three wishes.
       
      "I'd like a million dollars," said the man. And POOF! A million dollars appeared.
       
      "And what is your second wish?" asked the genie.
       
      "I'd like a new Ferrari," said the man. And POOF! A gleaming new Ferrari suddenly appeared.
       
      "And for your third wish?"
       
      "I'd like to be irresistible to women."
       
      And POOF! He was turned into a box of chocolates.

[Techno]

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Cheers - Phil

[Duke Speedy of Leighton]

Groan!

[Lord Kermit of Birkenhead]

Out - Out - Out......

IanS

[skywalker]