When did I become a General?!?

Started by Duke Speedy of Leighton, 15 September 2014, 08:19:23 PM

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Techno

I accuse Nobby of using the 10kg bar of white metal, in the casting area, while the Dark Lord was playing on his x-box.
Cheers - Professor Heliotrope.

Hertsblue

Quote from: FierceKitty on 30 October 2014, 12:19:47 PM
.......  fused participle - you need all the help you can get.

Are you saying he's got a short in his junction box?
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fsn

Quote from: mollinary on 30 October 2014, 07:29:23 PM
Gad Sir, you are a cad and a bounder!  Any fule kno that a gentleman withdraws FROM the dining room, TO the study, with a revolver. Oh, and a bottle of whisky.

Standards, O tempora, o mores!  :o  :o  >:(

Mollinary

Sir! You misread the situation outrageously. I was withdrawing from the dining room to the second, no, the third dining room. It's a family tradition that we keep the revolvers there along with a pad of proforma notes. Obviously I would not use the study for fear of upsetting the hamster.


Cordially - FSN
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

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mollinary

Quote from: fsn on 31 October 2014, 04:18:57 PM
Sir! You misread the situation outrageously. I was withdrawing from the dining room to the second, no, the third dining room. It's a family tradition that we keep the revolvers there along with a pad of proforma notes. Obviously I would not use the study for fear of upsetting the hamster.


Cordially - FSN


Sir, you are condemned out of your own mouth!  Any fule kno that a gentleman keeps his hamster in the menagerie - in the study!   :o :o :o

Mollinary

PS And you still forgot the bottle of whisky.
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fsn

Dash it all, Sir! The hamster was doing my accounts!



Where's the Webley? - FSN



Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

mollinary

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2022 Painting Competition - 2 x Runner-Up!

Techno

Where's Wally ?

(I'll accuse him instead !.....In the gazebo, with Nobby's centurion.)
Cheers - Phil.

fsn

I drank the bloody Whiskey!


Taliskers without ice, please - FSN
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

Oi!

Who left a revolver in the ice bucket!
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Ithoriel

Talisker is NOT whiskey, Talisker is whisky!!

Talisker Whisky

Green Spot is whiskey!

Green Spot Whiskey
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fsn

Quote from: Ithoriel on 01 November 2014, 03:13:38 AM
Talisker is NOT whiskey, Talisker is whisky!!
Yes. I drank the damned whiskey, because I couldn't find the ruddy Talisker.

Damned Irish muck. Always gives me a headache. 

Quote from: mad lemmey on 31 October 2014, 10:07:35 PM
Who left a revolver in the ice bucket!
Not mine, old chap. Mine's with my other Beatles albums.


Jervis! Jervis! That odd looking fellow's eating the ice cubes again. - FSN
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Techno

Look !
First thing in the morning, could everyone use a bigger font...I'm really having to squint at the screen ! >:( ;)
Cheers - Phil (It doesn't apply to me......I know what I'm trying to write...Some of the time, anyway.)

Duke Speedy of Leighton

That's going to be a big restock!  :o

My gods, someone even drank the Khalua!  :-&
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fsn

01 November 2014, 08:05:57 AM #73 Last Edit: 01 November 2014, 08:08:53 AM by fsn
Quote from: Techno on 01 November 2014, 07:29:29 AM
First thing in the morning, could everyone use a bigger font...I'm really having to squint at the screen ! >:( ;)

I said ... are you listening? ... I said ... no, don't do that ... the other residents don't like it ... I said "someone's being eating the ice cubes" ... yesss ... no, we know it isn't you - you haven't got your teeth in. Your teeth. No, your teeth. Not "Ted Heath".

What's that smell on your pyjamas? Khalua?


Give me strength - FSN
Lord Oik of Runcorn (You may refer to me as Milord Oik)

Oik of the Year 2013, 2014; Prize for originality and 'having a go, bless him', 2015
3 votes in the 2016 Painting Competition!; 2017-2019 The Wilderness years
Oik of the Year 2020; 7 votes in the 2021 Painting Competition
11 votes in the 2022 Painting Competition (Double figures!)
2023 - the year of Gerald:
2024 Painting Competition - Runner-Up!

Duke Speedy of Leighton

My word, even Nik's special locked shelf got hit last night!

Has anyone seen my liver?
You may refer to me as: Your Grace, Duke Speedy of Leighton.
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