Who pressed a button he shouldn't have then ?......CLANG !!!!! =)
Twerp !
Let's see if this works. X_X
Starting again from scratch.....At least I'll get my next promotion a good way before Will. ;D ;D ;D
Hello..My name is Phil....And I make toy soldiers for your edification....You Oiks....
Good grief....How am I going to EVER catch up with all the stuff I haven't replied to.
Trouble is I've got change my password, so Leon doesn't what it is......AND sort out my personal details, AND make a new avatar......It'll be the same.....Just a different colour....(Maybe.)
Back soon. ;)
Cheers - The Welsh Git
Who said that.
Sounded like Techno.
:)
:-*
Cheers, Jim ;D ;D ;D
All the best - Phil
Quote from: jimduncanuk on 01 October 2020, 05:10:53 PM
Sounded like Techno.
:)
How can we be sure? Should we demand proof?
... e.g., severed ear .... or foot, etc.?
Welcome back Phil MkII ;) :D.
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Just tidy that up will you, II?
Oooooh!
Are you now Techno the White?
Hello and welcome
Welcome back, hope you had a nice break.
Please don't feel you have to catch up with every little thing. Just start again from 'now'.
Hi Phil!
Welcome to the forum.
Good to have you on board.
Quote from: fsn on 01 October 2020, 06:15:40 PM
Oooooh!
Are you now Techno the White?
Brilliant! Although, being Welsh, and all that, perhaps he is the Once and Future King? Welcome back, Phil, we have missed you!
🎶 Guess who's back, back again, Techno's back, tell a friend.
Welcome back Phil, we've missed you!
Welcome back Techno :)
Quote from: pierre the shy on 01 October 2020, 09:02:27 PM
Welcome back Techno :)
Welcome back old friend. The Forum missed you.
James
You know, I feel like the balance of the universe has been restored.
Techno is back among us.
Let joy and mirth be unconfined!
Hello Techno ll , or should we call you T2?, or possibly T double lower case L
You will find the forum a friendly pace with much erudite wisdom, banter and down right silliness.
You say you make toy soldiers , HMMM we used to have a bloke here that claimed to do that. The toxins in the putty got to him and he went a bit ~X( ~X(, and disappeared. :)
Make sure that doesn't happen to you.
Anyway I must go now, I have to get a box of plasters posted by Amazon to a friend. :D
Here comes the new Phil, same as the old Phil! :D
Glad to see you back.
Welcome back Phil! >:<
Welcome back, you have been missed >:<
Don't try and catch up X_X ;)
Quote from: Orcs on 01 October 2020, 10:13:44 PM
Hello Techno ll , or should we call you T2?, or possibly T double lower case L
Maybe it's just me, but the name looks incomplete? Shouldn't it be Techno ll Magnifico?
Anyway, welcome back! Hope you had a good rest, too. Don't wait another ten years for the next one.
Quote from: GrumpyOldMan on 16 September 2020, 12:16:54 AM
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I didn't mean for you to take this so literally....
Thanks, Gents ! :)
It's really good to be back.....Reinvigorated, but still as barking as before.
Davy....the only proof I can offer, is that I dropped the heavy(ish) metal plate that covers the water meter on the ball of my left hand, causing a nice sized blood blister, a couple of days ago...(I cut that open with a 10A. :D).....Sound like anyone you know ? (That DID smart !)
Mark.....That would be great..... ;) Though I don't think I've quite finished the old lot yet. :-\
Nobby.....Techno the White ?.....Probably not.....But I have at last managed to get my hair cut...So there has been change. ;) I like to think that I don't look quite so much like the wild man of Borneo anymore.....But still particularly scruffy. X_X
Spent the last few days trying to remember how I used to wire up the 'nice' stereo, so I could use the graphic equalizer. Think I've almost got there. Only thing that doesn't want to play is the cassette deck for some reason. (I'm probably missing something particularly obvious.)
I can only wind it up to 'one and a half', otherwise the house starts shaking. ;D
Our nice plumber friend has fixed the leak in the loo in the big barn. No wonder I couldn't stop/slow the leak by slapping loads of putty around the 'L joint'.....it wasn't that that was leaking. =)
Cheers - Phil
NO NO NO NO :o :o :o
Quote from: OldenBUA on 01 October 2020, 11:30:16 PM
Maybe it's just me, but the name looks incomplete? Shouldn't it be Techno ll Magnifico?
I hear on the grape vine that his first new commission is making HR staff. So it should be
Techno II - This Time It's Personnel?
(I'm sorry, I've been listening to I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue ... and it seems to have stuck.)
Welcome back Techno II (the sequel)
regards
Sean
Great to have one of the forum luminaries back!
Hope you had a good break, this place was quiet without you - mostly because the Oiks couldn't decide who they were going to pick on - balance has been restored.
Welcome back sir!
Welcome back
Quote from: Techno II on 02 October 2020, 07:29:55 AM
Davy....the only proof I can offer, is that I dropped the heavy(ish) metal plate that covers the water meter on the ball of my left hand, causing a nice sized blood blister, a couple of days ago...(I cut that open with a 10A. :D).....Sound like anyone you know ? (That DID smart !)
Mark.....That would be great..... ;) Though I don't think I've quite finished the old lot yet. :-
Nobby.....Techno the White ?.....Probably not.....But I have at last managed to get my hair cut...So there has been change. ;) I like to think that I don't look quite so much like the wild man of Borneo anymore.....But still particularly scruffy. X_X
Spent the last few days trying to remember how I used to wire up the 'nice' stereo, so I could use the graphic equalizer. Think I've almost got there. Only thing that doesn't want to play is the cassette deck for some reason. (I'm probably missing something particularly obvious.)
I can only wind it up to 'one and a half', otherwise the house starts shaking. ;D
Our nice plumber friend has fixed the leak in the loo in the big barn. No wonder I couldn't stop/slow the leak by slapping loads of putty around the 'L joint'.....it wasn't that that was leaking. =)
Cheers - Phil
Damn it! It is him, lads. He's back!
Personally, I think that balloon is too efficient .... ;)
It is so good to see Techno II back.
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This will become a milestone in the Forum's History. Old heads will look at cadets and say "yes, but I knew Techno II before he got upgraded."
Quote from: Ithoriel on 01 October 2020, 10:33:38 PM
Here comes the new Phil, same as the old Phil! :D
Techno takes up heroic air guitar pose and does his version of Pete Townshend's windmilling power chords......(Skinning the fingers of his right hand against the imaginary strings, obviously)
Thanks again, Guys.
Cheers - Phil :)
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No......My eyes flare green/blue.....and the sterno mastoideus would be FAR too wide in that piccy.
Cheers - Phil 😉
Quote from: Techno II on 03 October 2020, 03:59:22 PM
No......My eyes flare green/blue.....and the sterno mastoideus would be FAR too wide in that piccy.
Cheers - Phil 😉
Ah yes, I should have used the "red eye" filter. That's the trouble with flash photography.
As to the facial structure - camera adds 10lbs and all that, y'know!
:D :D :D
:-bd
;D ;D
Mike......You're a twit ! ;D ;D ;D
Graham......Don't encourage him ! :P
That goes for you, as well, Nobby ! :D
Cheers - Phil ;)
Luckily i fully stocked the rack for your return!
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Peter.... Bog off ! ;)
Cheers - Phil. :)
So, Techno, did you miss all this?
Welcome back whoever you are! ;)
Why do I bother ? X_X
Cheers - Phil ;D ;D
Quote from: Techno II on 04 October 2020, 04:08:44 PM
Why do I bother ?
If you dont know how can we be expexted to ?
:-*
Cheers - Phil.
The uniform, at least.
Didn't Gandalf also do this game cheat? He came back after a Bleaching accident say he'd beaten up a large Demon. Sounds like a load of Balrog to me.
At least you only deleted your account, and not yourself or the forum in general :D
Quote from: Techno II on 04 October 2020, 02:03:15 PM
Peter.... Bog off ! ;)
Cheers - Phil. :)
It's ok, i have time to wait for you to apolagize. You'll be begging me for a spare finger soon enough.... :d :d :d :d :d
Quote from: toxicpixie on 05 October 2020, 04:27:08 PM
At least you only deleted your account, and not yourself or the forum in general :D
Give me time, Nathan........Give me time ;)
Quote from: petercooman on 05 October 2020, 04:36:52 PM
It's ok, i have time to wait for you to apolagize. You'll be begging me for a spare finger soon enough.... :d :d :d :d :d
I'd have to do some work on those replacement fingers, Peter.....They look far too young and smooth to match
my old hands. ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil :)
The day is yet young, you've time left Phil :D
Quote from: Techno II on 05 October 2020, 04:59:37 PM
Give me time, Nathan........Give me time ;)
I'd have to do some work on those replacement fingers, Peter.....They look far too young and smooth to match my old hands. ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil :)
They'll be covered in bandages in no time, wouldn't spot the difference then! ;D ;D
But those ones won't bleed !
Mind you, as you say, a few bandages round them and they'd look perfectly normal.
Anyone suggest a good red paint, or will I have to mix my own to get a decent substitute for the blood ?
Cheers - Phil ;)
Vallejo Transparent Red
Check the recipie for Kensington Gore.
So do I it seems.
Good to have you back too Andy :).
Quote from: Leman on 06 October 2020, 10:33:29 AM
So do I it seems.
Another prodigal returns :)
Great to see you back here.
Phil found this recipe for fake blood for you :-
2/3 cup Corn Syrup
1/3 cup Water
5 Tablespoons Corn Starch
3 to 5 Teaspoons Red Food Coloring
2 or 3 Drops Green Food Coloring
1 Drop Peppermint extract, if desired.
So your artifical fingers can look right #:-S
What does the peppermint do? :-\
The Quickening begins.
Welcome to the new world Techno of the (fill in current number) fingers!
11?
Welcome back Leman and DGuy.....great to see you both again.....hope all is well with you both :-h
Quote from: ianrs54 on 06 October 2020, 04:06:59 PM
Phil found this recipe for fake blood for you :-
2/3 cup Corn Syrup
1/3 cup Water
5 Tablespoons Corn Starch
3 to 5 Teaspoons Red Food Coloring
2 or 3 Drops Green Food Coloring
1 Drop Peppermint extract, if desired.
So your artifical fingers can look right #:-S
Thanks, Ian :)......Now you've written that down, it sounds very much like a 'recipe' that I used in my very early teens !
(I think I used golden syrup.....red food colouring.....and if I remember correctly, a drop of blue, rather than the green.)
Welcome back to Andy and Bill. :)...Huzzah !!!
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: ianrs54 on 06 October 2020, 04:06:59 PM
Phil found this recipe for fake blood for you :-
2/3 cup Corn Syrup
1/3 cup Water
5 Tablespoons Corn Starch
3 to 5 Teaspoons Red Food Coloring
2 or 3 Drops Green Food Coloring
1 Drop Peppermint extract, if desired.
So your artifical fingers can look right #:-S
Thats a bit like sending fake coal to Newcastle. Phil spreads enough of the real stuff about :)
Thanks for the shout-out Peter, good to be back.
Quote from: fsn on 06 October 2020, 06:35:48 PM
11?
Yes, Techno 2.0 should start with extras.
MUCH more importantly, Bill......
How is 'P' ?
Don't worry about me, in the slightest.
All the very, very best, to you both.
Phil.
Thanks, Phil, she is doing pretty well although mobility remains a problem. Of course in the 'rona age many have limited mobility.
Good wishes back to you and 'V'!
(Kitty, please edit the above for grammar and punctuation. In the off time I have tried to learn from Partridge but it hasn't taken. ;) )
Well, HAL, I'm damned if I can find anything wrong with it.
Sorry about the pod bay door.
Welcome back d_Guy
Good to hear 'P' is doing pretty well
Ta, Paul.
Glad to hear 'P' is doing well and you too Bill :).
Quote from: Techno II on 06 October 2020, 08:37:00 PM
Thanks, Ian :)......Now you've written that down, it sounds very much like a 'recipe' that I used in my very early teens !
(I think I used golden syrup.....red food colouring.....and if I remember correctly, a drop of blue, rather than the green.)
Welcome back to Andy and Bill. :)...Huzzah !!!
Cheers - Phil
I didn't realize they had Tate and Lyall Golden syrup in ancient Mesopotamia. Although the quite on the tin is attributed to about 1000 BC. so I suppose it might have been :)