Tom Hanks: I'd like to play Mozart.
Leonardo DiCaprio: And I'd like to play Beethoven.
Arnold Schwarzeneger: I'll be Bach.
X_X
Oh......Good grief ! ;D ;D ;D
Nobby.....Time to get your coat chewing teeth out again.
Cheers - Phil
A late member had that one boxed off.
My mummy's response: Hasta la Vivaldi, baby. Terrible, I know, but she's nearly eighty....
some very poor puns in this Aria
Patrick Moore - The Planets ?
Sweet - Firebird. (That doesn't work at all, does it ?....And the first ones' a bit naff.....Hey Ho !)
William Turner - Pictures at an exhibition.....Possible ? :-\
Cheers - Phil
I've just sent you an email, Bill. (No I haven't...I haven't hit send yet.....D'oh !! X_X)
Cheers - Phil ;)
John Wayne - War of the Worlds - think about it. :D
That's better than my efforts !
Cheers - Phil
Greta Garbo - "I want to be Alain"
@Techno "the ladder is against the wall. the ladder is against the wall".
Quote from: SV52 on 05 March 2019, 06:20:46 PM
John Wayne - War of the Worlds - think about it. :D
Dang! Finally got it! Was trying to set "The War Wagon" to music! :-[
Don't know if l can handel many more composer jokes.
Old family friend once said she wanted to call a cat Claude; asked why, she replied "Because he's de p ussy". Relayed this to my lady love of the time, who looked speculatively at her dog and said "What was Often Bark's first name?"
Interesting that this machine considers the surnames of French composers cause for intervention.
But most dead composers work backwards, they're decomposing!
Quote from: mad lemmey on 06 March 2019, 07:25:29 AM
But most dead composers work backwards, they're decomposing!
That is pretty much how Mozart did it. Most of his pen-and-ink work was simplifying stuff to the point where we lower orders could understand it if we concentrated.
Quote from: pierre the shy on 06 March 2019, 01:26:59 AM
Don't know if l can handel many more composer jokes.
We seem to have accumulated quite a liszt.
Quote from: fsn on 06 March 2019, 07:45:17 AM
We seem to have accumulated quite a liszt.
We're going to have to start Chopin it down to a more manageable length...
;D ;D ;D
I'm going to start Haydn, if this continues.
Anyone seen Cop land on the TV ? I think that's aimed at the common man.
Cheers - Phil
Tchaikovsky!!!!
Bless you.
Gentlemen.
There is a whisky decanter and a revolver in the blue study.
You know what is expected.
Drink it all and then shoot the decanter. I love the sound of breaking glass.
What a waste of a bullet, do you know how much lead crystal is these days!
Quote from: Last Hussar on 11 March 2019, 12:09:27 AM
Gentlemen.
There is a whisky decanter and a revolver in the blue study.
You know what is expected.
Are we playing Cluedo, now ?
If I'm in the blue study, I want to know if anyone's got Leon and the white metal ingot in their hand.
Cheers - Col. Mustard.
I say Rev. Green strangled him with the candlestick in the secret passageway.
I think we'd better leave out his secret passageway.