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Title: Casting new musical series....
Post by: FierceKitty on 05 March 2019, 01:39:06 AM

Tom Hanks:                              I'd like to play Mozart.
Leonardo DiCaprio:                    And I'd like to play Beethoven.
Arnold Schwarzeneger:              I'll be Bach.
Title: Re: Casting new musical series....
Post by: paulr on 05 March 2019, 03:55:51 AM
 X_X
Title: Re: Casting new musical series....
Post by: Techno on 05 March 2019, 06:59:46 AM
Oh......Good grief !  ;D ;D ;D

Nobby.....Time to get your coat chewing teeth out again.

Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: Casting new musical series....
Post by: Leman on 05 March 2019, 07:40:40 AM
A late member had that one boxed off.
Title: Re: Casting new musical series....
Post by: FierceKitty on 05 March 2019, 11:19:02 AM
My mummy's response: Hasta la Vivaldi, baby. Terrible, I know, but she's nearly eighty....
Title: Re: Casting new musical series....
Post by: Orcs on 05 March 2019, 01:52:38 PM
some very poor puns in this Aria
Title: Re: Casting new musical series....
Post by: Techno on 05 March 2019, 01:57:42 PM
Patrick Moore - The Planets ?

Sweet - Firebird. (That doesn't work at all, does it ?....And the first ones' a bit naff.....Hey Ho !)

William Turner  - Pictures at an exhibition.....Possible ? :-\

Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: Casting new musical series....
Post by: d_Guy on 05 March 2019, 05:27:12 PM
Quote from: paulr on 05 March 2019, 03:55:51 AM
X_X

What he emoted.
Title: Re: Casting new musical series....
Post by: Techno on 05 March 2019, 05:45:23 PM
I've just sent you an email, Bill. (No I haven't...I haven't hit send yet.....D'oh !! X_X)

Cheers - Phil  ;)
Title: Re: Casting new musical series....
Post by: SV52 on 05 March 2019, 06:20:46 PM
John Wayne - War of the Worlds - think about it.  :D
Title: Re: Casting new musical series....
Post by: Techno on 05 March 2019, 09:11:48 PM
That's better than my efforts !

Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: Casting new musical series....
Post by: d_Guy on 05 March 2019, 09:30:15 PM
Greta Garbo - "I want to be Alain"

@Techno  "the ladder is against the wall. the ladder is against the wall".
Title: Re: Casting new musical series....
Post by: d_Guy on 05 March 2019, 09:35:55 PM
Quote from: SV52 on 05 March 2019, 06:20:46 PM
John Wayne - War of the Worlds - think about it.  :D

Dang! Finally got it! Was trying to set "The War Wagon" to music!  :-[
Title: Re: Casting new musical series....
Post by: pierre the shy on 06 March 2019, 01:26:59 AM
Don't know if l can handel many more composer jokes.
Title: Re: Casting new musical series....
Post by: FierceKitty on 06 March 2019, 01:59:18 AM
Old family friend once said she wanted to call a cat Claude; asked why, she replied "Because he's de p ussy". Relayed this to my lady love of the time, who looked speculatively at her dog and said "What was Often Bark's first name?"

Interesting that this machine considers the surnames of French composers cause for intervention.
Title: Re: Casting new musical series....
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 06 March 2019, 07:25:29 AM
But most dead composers work backwards, they're decomposing!
Title: Re: Casting new musical series....
Post by: FierceKitty on 06 March 2019, 07:28:31 AM
Quote from: mad lemmey on 06 March 2019, 07:25:29 AM
But most dead composers work backwards, they're decomposing!

That is pretty much how Mozart did it. Most of his pen-and-ink work was simplifying stuff to the point where we lower orders could understand it if we concentrated.
Title: Re: Casting new musical series....
Post by: fsn on 06 March 2019, 07:45:17 AM
Quote from: pierre the shy on 06 March 2019, 01:26:59 AM
Don't know if l can handel many more composer jokes.
We seem to have accumulated quite a liszt.
Title: Re: Casting new musical series....
Post by: mmcv on 06 March 2019, 07:46:36 AM
Quote from: fsn on 06 March 2019, 07:45:17 AM
We seem to have accumulated quite a liszt.

We're going to have to start Chopin it down to a more manageable length...
Title: Re: Casting new musical series....
Post by: fsn on 06 March 2019, 08:10:09 AM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Casting new musical series....
Post by: Techno on 06 March 2019, 08:10:26 AM
I'm going to start Haydn, if this continues.

Anyone seen Cop land on the TV ? I think that's aimed at the common man.

Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: Casting new musical series....
Post by: Leman on 06 March 2019, 10:39:53 AM
Tchaikovsky!!!!

Bless you.
Title: Re: Casting new musical series....
Post by: Last Hussar on 11 March 2019, 12:09:27 AM
Gentlemen.
There is a whisky decanter and a revolver in the blue study.

You know what is expected.
Title: Re: Casting new musical series....
Post by: Leman on 11 March 2019, 07:18:13 AM
Drink it  all and then shoot the decanter. I love the sound of breaking glass.
Title: Re: Casting new musical series....
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 11 March 2019, 07:30:30 AM
What a waste of a bullet, do you know how much lead crystal is these days!
Title: Re: Casting new musical series....
Post by: Techno on 11 March 2019, 07:36:50 AM
Quote from: Last Hussar on 11 March 2019, 12:09:27 AM
Gentlemen.
There is a whisky decanter and a revolver in the blue study.

You know what is expected.

Are we playing Cluedo, now ?

If I'm in the blue study, I want to know if anyone's got Leon and the white metal ingot in  their hand.

Cheers - Col. Mustard.
Title: Re: Casting new musical series....
Post by: FierceKitty on 11 March 2019, 08:54:26 AM
I say Rev. Green strangled him with the candlestick in the secret passageway.
Title: Re: Casting new musical series....
Post by: Leman on 11 March 2019, 11:06:20 AM
I think we'd better leave out his secret passageway.