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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Orcs on 11 February 2019, 12:15:06 AM



Title: Dog Food Diet
Post by: Orcs on 11 February 2019, 12:15:06 AM

“I was buying a large bag of dog food  for my dog at the supermarket and standing in line at the check out.

“A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

“On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting the Dog Food Diet  again although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

“I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with dog food  nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

“I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.

“Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the dog food. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle’s ass and a car hit me.





Title: Re: Dog Food Diet
Post by: Techno on 11 February 2019, 07:07:15 AM
 =O =O =O =O

Love it !!!

That made 'I' larf.......I nearly spat my chewing gum out.

Cheers - Phil


Title: Re: Dog Food Diet
Post by: d_Guy on 11 February 2019, 05:17:35 PM
As this is Orcs I have to ask, did this really happen?  :o  ;)


Title: Re: Dog Food Diet
Post by: Orcs on 11 February 2019, 07:21:47 PM
As this is Orcs I have to ask, did this really happen?  :o  ;)

Nah the truck missed me, but I did get a black eye for humping an attractive ladies leg!  :)


Title: Re: Dog Food Diet
Post by: d_Guy on 11 February 2019, 08:23:46 PM
Balance has been restored to the universe!  :D


Title: Re: Dog Food Diet
Post by: Womble67 on 12 February 2019, 01:27:56 PM
lol that made my day

Take care

Andy