Go on then, who's your top 3, with pics if possible!
(Just 3 Nik....!)
:D
To be fair, this changes on a regular basis:
Shakira:
(http://www.celebrity9.com/img/shakira/shakira-bio.jpg)
Eliza Dushku:
(http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/9968.gif)
Good pics Leon, not so sure on Katy - good looking girl and all that but a bit weird and would probably follow you around like a bad smell... How about these three lovelys - from left to right Alice, The Hatter and the Queen of Tarts (I mean hearts...! :o)
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Seriously - In no particular order - Mia Wasikowska, Louise Redknapp, Sharleen Spiteri
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and I cant beleive what a jammy git redknapp is...
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This is a very sexist thread. I consider myself a modern, reformed man and much prefer to spend my time helping out in the kitchen.....
(http://www.fashionrat.com/images/nigella-lawson-food1.jpg)
Jenna visits here - so I'm not falling into this trap! ;D
Quote from: Megamatman on 15 November 2010, 01:34:50 PM
Jenna visits here - so I'm not falling into this trap! ;D
Wimp! She'll never know, you could use the SuperAdmin powers to block her from this thread... :D
here's a big girl crying
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever - you don't like Chelsea. We know that.
Top 3 Totty (today - I'll have 3 more tomorrow please...):
Kate Beckinsale:
(http://images.ctv.ca/gallery/photo/ENT_girls_guns_080623/image2.jpg)
Sienna Guillory:
(http://www.gizmogroove.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/sienna-guillory-3.jpg)
(http://daylife-cache.myspacecdn.com/imageserve/0cDK73Mb5t0Fo/621x322.jpg?fit=scale&background=000000)
Rachel Stevens:
(http://www.picburn.com/Rachel%20Stevens/images/Rachel_Stevens.jpg)
Actually, I can't wait until tomorrow ;) :P ;D
Kiera Knightley:
(http://posterwire.com/wp-content/images/keira_knightley.jpg)
(http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/image-library/port/376/k/keira-knightley-pirates2.jpg)
(http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z133/Janjin/Keira%20Knightley/KeiraKnightley90.jpg)
India de Beaufort:
(http://www.comedy.co.uk/images/library/people/300/k/krod_mandoon_aneka.jpg)
(http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/970/970322/india-de-beaufort-20090407000230467-000.jpg)
(http://cdn.springboard.gorillanation.com/storage/craveonline.com/upl_images/fiery-anika.jpg)
(http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/978/978750/KORD_1241293223.jpg)
Karen Gillan:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KTJWhtuRLac/S7MC4QWrrUI/AAAAAAAAKBc/vgFC1yp1CQg/amy_pond.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/04/11/article-0-09063296000005DC-210_468x318.jpg)
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/04/21/article-1271850692596-0939B6F1000005DC-106085_223x602.jpg)
Is it Friday yet? ;) ;D 8)
No fair Leon! Only 3?!
Some absolute stunners so far, and there are so many lovely looking girls out there...
I'l go with some of the beautiful 'sci fi babes' that make the sometimes dodgy plots bearable. :D
Jolene Blalock who plays T'Pol for some reason just hits the spot. And i don't normally like the 'pout'. I think its T'Pol's Vulcan 'challenge' that makes her so hot... :P
(http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/883/883952/top-25-babes-of-sci-fi-tv-day-2-20080624002509023-000.jpg)
Jewel Staite who plays Kaylee Frye in the masterpiece that is Firefly (damn you Joss Wheedon, make some more episodes... >:( )...
(http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/8842/jewelstaiteglenncampbel.jpg)
And here she is in one of the sexiest scenes ever put to celluloid...enjoying a guilty pleasure - fresh strawberries on her own... :x
(http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Kaylee-Strawberries-firefly-257301_800_600.jpg)
Third one's a tough choice...so many to go for, but who makes the cut?
Grace Park? Possibly. Katie Sackoff? Love the broad shoulders and sexy neck...
Retro with the queen (or Princess) of them all, Carrie Fisher? Too obvious.
Morena Baccarin (Inara from Firefly (again)? Ooh good one...
Summer Glau? Damn! How did she fail to get on the list?
Jeri Ryan? I love 7 of 9, but no...
Jane Fonda? Surely!! C'mon, Barbarella!!
My wife? OF course, but she's disqualified on a technicality - she hasn't been in a sci fi film. And frankly if we're tripping off into real life we'll end up in cosplay land like this..
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b112/kaikaiAA/Sister/SisterPrayer.jpg)
...and there where will we be?!?
Nope, i think the final place will go to...*drum roll*
Anna Paquin who plays Rogue from X-Men
(http://scifilessons.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/15288__rogue_l1.jpg)
Actually...now i think about it, in all three cases its the on-screen character that gets the vote...although Jewel Staite is really just lovely-looking beyond belief...
I think i need a lie down with a hot mug of milky tea now...
Quote from: Luddite on 15 November 2010, 11:43:49 PM
Some absolute stunners so far, and there are so many lovely looking girls out there...
I'l go with some of the beautiful 'sci fi babes' that make the sometimes dodgy plots bearable. :D
Actually...now i think about it, in all three cases its the on-screen character that gets the vote...although Jewel Staite is really just lovely-looking beyond belief...
I think i need a lie down with a hot mug of milky tea now...
I'm loving the amount of thought that went into that! :D ;D
Quote from: Leon on 15 November 2010, 09:25:33 PM
I said 3 Harwood! >:( :D :P
Ah - but it's only 3...in each post ;)
And I haven't really even started on the sci-fi genre yet...I'm going to have to follow Luddite's lead y'know. :P 8)
:D Nice thread. So I take it that these are all coming out in super fine detail 10mm soonest?
My Thursday-Top-Three-Totty
Charlize Theron in Aeon Flux:
(http://www.stardusttrailers.com/gallery_film/Aeon_Flux(210610085637)aeon_flux_3.jpg)
(http://a1608.g.akamai.net/7/1608/1174/2010412113751/www.movietickets.com/images/common/panels/charlize-theron-in-aeon-flux.jpg)
(http://images1.makefive.com/images/entertainment/other/hottest-comic-book-babes/aeon-flux-7.jpg)
Jessica Biel in Blade Trinity:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CVLIlHYowy8/TA0CJ7XMNoI/AAAAAAAAAGA/AJ1s1mLb5iI/s1600/Blade_Trinity_Jessica_Biel_bow.jpg)
(http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/blade3-biel1.jpg)
(http://www.gradyhendrix.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Blade.jpg)
Jennifer Garner in Elektra / Daredevil / Alias:
(http://www.afterellen.com/archive/ellen/blog/uploads/Guns-Garner.jpg)
(http://webmarugo.com/img/5699376_big.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_upeOaClZkZk/SkHE73ZQ8oI/AAAAAAAABIk/-Wkol-EDsMM/s400/alias2.jpg)
Quote from: nikharwood on 18 November 2010, 08:56:43 PM
My Thursday-Top-Three-Totty
Haha, this is gonna just run and run...!
:D
Oh you just know I'm only getting warmed up...and it's Friday tomorrow: so expect more from me - and Nosher, natch...it's almost a ritual ;) ;D 8)
Where's everyone else??!
Ok - Friday's three:
Rhona Mitra: Doomsday / Underworld: Rise of the Lycans:
(http://m.bestofmedia.com/sfp/images/downloads/560x560/8/V/version/1000021135/1021135.jpg)
(http://www.fasthack.com/images/weblog/2008/01/doomsday-1.jpg)
(http://www.ugo.com/images/galleries/rhonamitra_filmtv/2.jpg)
(http://www.firstshowing.net/img/underworld3-FL-dark-tsr.jpg)
Angelina Jolie: Tomb Raider
(http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Tomb-Raider-B.jpg)
(http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/images2/A/angelinajolie2.jpg)
(http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20090128/293.ad.LauraCroft.AngelinaJolie.012809.jpg)
Kelly Reilly: Sherlock Holmes / Above Suspicion
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/02/article-1067031-02DDC4D600000578-788_233x365.jpg)
(http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/still/sherlock_holmes60.jpg)
(http://www.claretandbanter.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=758&d=1262701519)
Wasn't Rhona Mitra the original Lara Croft?
How could this wee lovely have been missed from the sci fi genre?
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some totty, hope you like ;)
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I think not enough guns/implements of destruction for some people's tastes.
Enough of the other bits though, :P
Quote from: Leon on 22 November 2010, 01:58:00 AM
Wasn't Rhona Mitra the original Lara Croft?
Certainly was - and very nice too 8)
(http://tombraiders.net/stella/images/blog/cosplay/rhona_mitra_lara_croft.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dhgEkIXTclg/SgnSsns6fbI/AAAAAAAAAi4/knXlOkhSLjw/s400/rhona_mitra_02.jpg)
Quote from: Nosher on 22 November 2010, 08:30:22 AM
How could this wee lovely have been missed from the sci fi genre?
Not missed, mate - I'm just warming up on this one...she's on the list alright 8)
(http://www.samizdata.net/~pdeh/Resident_Evil_MillaJ.jpg)
(http://www.ratewall.com/cpics/fb97ab05-d968-4d38-88b7-d32a5503b24e_Milla_Jovovich_Resident_Evil_Alice.jpg)
After watching the last in the series of 'Pillars of the Earth', I'm gonna add this one to the mix:
(http://www.ken-follett.com/images/film/100421_hayley_atwell_as_aliena.jpg)
(http://www.celebrity-pictures.ca/Celebrities/Hayley-Atwell/Hayley-Atwell-1074816.jpg)
I need to watch more TV/Film - had missed this wee lassie :-[
But then remembered Katie.....
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Quote from: nikharwood on 22 November 2010, 08:41:45 PM
(http://www.ratewall.com/cpics/fb97ab05-d968-4d38-88b7-d32a5503b24e_Milla_Jovovich_Resident_Evil_Alice.jpg)
Should i?
No. Okay, can't resist...
I do enjoy seeing a lovely woman with a couple of big choppers in her hands...
:-[
Sorry everyone. Move along now...
Top 3 Recent Bond Totty:
Rosamund Pike [Die Another Day]:
(http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/rosamund-pike-die-another-day-los-angeles-premiere-arrivals-0lZo1F.jpg)
(http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/425974-rosamund_pike_miranda_frost_die_day.jpg)
(http://www.digitalbusstop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Miranda-Frost-580x435.jpg)
Denise Richards [The World Is Not Enough]:
(http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/att/site1/20060720/xin_2407032017393851011873.jpg)
(http://www.jamesbondlifestyle.com/images/products/bo010-denise-richards.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/26/article-1101860-00637E3300000258-557_233x423.jpg)
Caterina Murino [Casino Royale]:
(http://www.tvpredictions.com/caterina.jpg)
(http://www.highsocietybridal.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/casino-royale-japanese-poster-caterina-murino.jpg)
(http://www.radiotimes.com/content/features/galleries/bond-girls/18/mainImage.jpg)
did my pics pass muster chaps? or not enough pistol power?
Top This-Friday Totty:
Kate Beckinsale [Van Helsing]:
(http://www.ize-stuff.com/picture/dvd/horror_posters/kate/van_helsing/kate_beckinsale.jpg)
(http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/van_helsing/kate_beckinsale/vanhelsing3.jpg)
(http://www.poster.net/van-helsing/van-helsing-photo-van-helsing-6229232.jpg)
Shawnee Smith [Saw]:
(http://famousmonstersoffilmland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/saw2_slideshow2.jpg)
(http://images2.fanpop.com/images/polls/186000/186629_1234635119367_full.jpg)
(http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2008/02/18/shawnee-smith/shawnee-smith-gm_l2.jpg)
Megan Fox [Transformers]:
(http://www.scifiscoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/megan_fox_transformers_revenge_of_the_fallen_1.jpg)
(http://backseatcuddler.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/megan-fox-transformers-2.jpg)
(http://content.hollywire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/megan-fox-transformers-movie-image.jpg)
Quote from: Sandinista on 26 November 2010, 11:52:34 PM
did my pics pass muster chaps? or not enough pistol power?
You need to attribute them...so we are sure of their provenance.
Oh - and give them guns. Lots of guns. :D
Quote from: nikharwood on 27 November 2010, 12:13:44 AM
You need to attribute them...so we are sure of their provenance.
Oh - and give them guns. Lots of guns. :D
This should keep you busy for a while. If you haven't ordered the 2011 Calendar already. And honest, it's another Alex altogether!
http://www.alex-in-wonderland.com/GirlsWithGuns/Pictures/index.html
Nice ones Nik, but how did Halle Berry miss the parade? ;D
Quote from: OldenBUA on 27 November 2010, 11:19:09 AM
This should keep you busy for a while. If you haven't ordered the 2011 Calendar already. And honest, it's another Alex altogether!
http://www.alex-in-wonderland.com/GirlsWithGuns/Pictures/index.html
Nice... 8)
Quote from: Luddite on 27 November 2010, 12:52:59 PM
Nice ones Nik, but how did Halle Berry miss the parade? ;D
Oh go on then - [a bit too obvious though really]:
(http://halleberry.celebden.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/Bikini2_268.jpg)
(http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/3300000/Halle-Berry-Jinx-bond-girls-3326134-485-318.jpg)
(http://www.strip-that-fat-off.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/halleberry.jpg)
These modern lasses are all very nice but do they drink lager, drive ambulances and wear khaki?
Sylvia Sims does
(http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7505/icecoldinalex8.jpg)
... and she likes a pint (even if it is Carlsberg)
(http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/499/icecoldinalex3.jpg)
... however after 1 Carlsberg too many - I hate you John Mills ...
(http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/9758/icecoldinalex10.jpg)
Ooh, nice one Shedman!
OK, top three newsreaders.
Lovely Kate Silverton
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/18/article-0-051AAD3A0000044D-297_224x423.jpg)
Natasha Kaplinsky
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_03/p24NKaplinsky_468x588.jpg)
Susanna Reid
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EvZECtW4zOI/S8hSUpqi2cI/AAAAAAAABow/79CJFjbUQO8/s1600/susanna.jpg)
Nice...
How about Top 3 Totty: Kids TV Presenters:
Michaela Strachan:
(http://www.leninimports.com/michaela_strachan_gallery_10.jpg)
(http://www.primeperformers.co.uk/uploads/images/performers/large/Michaela-Strachan.jpg)
(http://rpmedia.ask.com/ts?u=/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7e/BS_2004-07-17_Michaela_Strachan_Chew_Wildlife_Experience_Dsc00185.png/180px-BS_2004-07-17_Michaela_Strachan_Chew_Wildlife_Experience_Dsc00185.png)
Sarah-Jane Honeywell:
(http://www.viva.org.uk/celebs/images/sj052.jpg)
(http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/AndyV_sarah_jane_honeywell_004.jpg)
(http://img.listal.com/image/636913/600full-sarah--jane-honeywell.jpg)
Charli Delaney:
(http://images.whereilive.com.au/images/uploads/2009/03/05/8a4d5aec341e027e2b2ec86357d32eb0_resized.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vyCf6z7uw8E/Sw8Yok3fzNI/AAAAAAAAt-w/j7lWkYRVLak/s1600/Charli+Delaney+arrives+on+the+red+carpet+at+the+2009+ARIA+Awards+at+Acer+Arena.jpg)
(http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2008/05/30/1111120/190312-charli-delaney.jpg)
How could I forget these two lovelies... :o
Sienna Guillory as Valentine in R.E and Ali Larter as Claire Redfield - not the greatest films but who cares with eye candy like this?
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Quote from: Nosher on 15 December 2010, 11:16:50 AM
How could I forget these two lovelies... :o
Sienna Guillory as Valentine in R.E
Keep up nosher mate - I had her on page 1 ;D [you are on sick leave though so I'll cut you some slack ;)]
Seriously....? You HAD Her????
Good Man! :D
But she is worth a second post don't you reckon?
:) I wish <)
And she's definitely worth a second go...is it Friday yet?
I'll get me coat :D
Hehe I log on, and press the unread posts since your last visit button, and there is only one thread unread: this one. Wargamers? Ha! 8-}
Well, there are various 'Babes with Guns' figure ranges on the market (but not in 10mm) so they could claim it to be research...
After our evening chat abour Ms Strachan at Nikfest, I now look at her in a whole new light ;).
Quote from: Steve J on 17 December 2010, 10:26:10 AM
After our evening chat abour Ms Strachan at Nikfest, I now look at her in a whole new light ;).
Absolutely - and a very nice light it is too =D> <:-P
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 8)
=O That's the wife's Christmas present sorted then; on order = 1 drum kit 8)
I reckon it might be even more fun if she was drumming along to this though:
:)
Quote from: nikharwood on 18 December 2010, 06:43:50 PM
I reckon it might be even more fun if she was drumming along to this though:
I can appreciate the skill involved, but that to me is a bit like heavy shredding on the guitar, there's no rhythm/melody to it, so I tend to turn off during it. It kinda makes me think of Animal from the Muppets!
How about this one? Not bad for an older dude!
And what a pair of cups :o Phil Collins: beat your meat out..... I mean eat your heart out :-[
Hahahahahahaha - you're on the mend mate, eh? =O :-bd m/
Top 3: Spooks Totty:
Helen Flynn [Lisa Faulkner]:
(http://spod.cx/girls/proteus/Lisa_Faulkner-FHM6.jpg)
(http://www.music-juice.com/gallery2/d/107344-2/Lisa-Faulkner-Hot-Pictures-0006.jpg)
Jo Portman [Miranda Raison]:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8a/Jo_Spooks.jpg/300px-Jo_Spooks.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/07/article-1233832-078278FB000005DC-483_468x396.jpg)
Zoe Reynolds [Keeley Hawes]:
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00340/F_200707_July04tvKe_340962a.jpg)
(http://www.belowbelief.com/archives/keeley_hawes.jpg)
Take a look at the drummer in this band: Scrumptilicious Isolde Lasoen, Belgium's pride. And not a poster girl: she's a jazz drummer that graduated with honours in Ghent.
Quote from: nikharwood on 20 December 2010, 08:51:15 PM
Helen Flynn [Lisa Faulkner]:
(http://spod.cx/girls/proteus/Lisa_Faulkner-FHM6.jpg)
Wow! drool....
What a nice way to end the day! It took me 4.5 hours to get home today :(
Thanks for the pick-me-up! :-bd
i feel that the return of Primeval to our screens justifies a return to this thread....
(http://www.zap2it.com/media/photo/2008-08/41542508.jpg)
(http://goremasternews.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/hannah-spearritt.jpg?w=360&h=540)
(http://l.yimg.com/l/im_siggyA_w1zDi6OACn.GyABAUgw---x626/tv/us/img/site/18/95/0000051895_20080915124054.jpg)
Nice one ;)
But I just wish that someone would show her how to hold that weapon... any volunteers???????? :d
Quote from: Nosher on 05 January 2011, 06:04:00 PM
Nice one ;)
But I just wish that someone would show her how to hold that weapon... any volunteers???????? :d
I could answer something, but I'm not gonna :P
Quote from: Pruneau on 05 January 2011, 08:19:59 PM
I could answer something, but I'm not gonna :P
Oh - I'll do it then...seeing as how Rudy has come over all English & shy and retiring ;)
Quote from: Nosher on 05 January 2011, 06:04:00 PM
But I just wish that someone would show her how to hold that weapon... any volunteers???????? :d
Cue drum roll....
I haven't got
that weapon, but I
could show her how to hold
my weapon.
Ta daaaaaa.........Howzat nosher? ;) ;D
"I haven't got that weapon, but I could show her how to hold my weapon."
I just hope it wouldn't go off half-cock :o ;).
;D
Quote from: nikharwood on 05 January 2011, 09:44:50 PM
seeing as how Rudy has come over all English
I did not! ;)
she can hold my Heckler & Koch if she wants
Pervs ;D
I was merely suggesting the wee strumpet be given some 'one to one' instruction in weapon handling.... :D
Tonight, it has to be Top 3 Cricket WAG Totty:
Liz Kemp [Brett Lee]:
(http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5304247,00.jpg)
Jessica Taylor [KP]:
(http://www.shoppingblog.com/pics/jessica_taylor_tesco.jpg)
Haley Bracken [Nathan Bracken]:
(http://www.whatsonxiamen.com/ent_images/8996_Haley%20Bracken.jpg)
Never thought someone would be able to catch my attention with cricket!
Time to even this out . . .
For a nice bit of arm candy it has to be Chris Pine
(http://www.flickscribe.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/chris-pine.jpg)
ONLY as Edward Cullen, not Robert Pattinson himself, he's a woofter
(http://edwardcullen.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/afraid.bmp)
And finally, for a bit of roughing up it has to be wolverine!
(http://www.topfatlosstrainer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/18/hugh-jackman-workout-get-lean-and-ripped/Hugh-Jackman-Lean-and-Ripped.jpg)
;)
Funny that you post just these three! People always tell me I have the looks of the first, the mystery of the second and the brute animal aura of the third! Weird...
Quote from: MaximumJpeg on 08 January 2011, 08:53:34 PM
Time to even this out . . .
For a nice bit of arm candy it has to be Chris Pine
(http://www.flickscribe.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/chris-pine.jpg)
ONLY as Edward Cullen, not Robert Pattinson himself, he's a woofter
(http://edwardcullen.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/afraid.bmp)
And finally, for a bit of roughing up it has to be wolverine!
(http://www.topfatlosstrainer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/18/hugh-jackman-workout-get-lean-and-ripped/Hugh-Jackman-Lean-and-Ripped.jpg)
;)
:D
Quote from: MaximumJpeg on 08 January 2011, 08:53:34 PM
Time to even this out . . .
ONLY as Edward Cullen, not Robert Pattinson himself, he's a woofter
(http://edwardcullen.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/afraid.bmp)
Young Capt Kirk and Wolverine I can live with.... but Vampire boy! ffs! :D
I raise you:
Poison Ivy ;)
(http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/poison-ivy-batman-arkham-asylum-character-artwork.jpg)
Quote from: Megamatman on 15 November 2010, 01:34:50 PM
Jenna visits here - so I'm not falling into this trap! ;D
I think it's time to go back on this one!
More cricket wags - Jimmy's wife Daniella Lloyd, Michael 'Whats happened to my batting' Clarke's fiance Lara Bingle, and who could forget our own Liz Hurley's brief encounter with mr Warne?
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Quote from: Nosher on 10 January 2011, 09:09:44 AM
who could forget our own Liz Hurley's brief encounter with mr Warne?
I remember when she was 'nekked' in Sharpe... :D
Quote from: Leon on 10 January 2011, 02:11:02 PM
I remember when she was 'nekked' in Sharpe... :D
love Sharpe's quote ‘my compliments ma'am’
By popular request [well, ok, just Rudy then]: Top 3 Snow Totty:
Hannah Teter [snowboarder]:
(http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/10_hannah-teter_24.jpg)
Sarah Burke [freestyle skier]:
(http://sportsbore.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Sarah-Burke-1.jpg)
Gretchen Bleiler [snowboarder]:
(http://venicesurfergirl.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/gretchen_bleiler.jpg)
And, seeing as how it's Friday, at the other end of the weather spectrum [helped by the fact that I'm watching SK2 again]: Top 3 Scorpion King totty:
Kelly Hu:
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020426/15012__sking_l.jpg)
(http://www.canmag.com/images/front/moviesetc/scorpionking.jpg)
Natalie Becker:
(http://c0181321.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/PHI8MIJQuAgwMM_1_m.jpg)
(http://content7.flixster.com/photo/11/24/73/11247341_tml.jpg)
Karen David:
(http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/899/899816/karen-david-20080819021922338-000.jpg)
(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0dJc0an7hf0f8/340x.jpg)
Now if there were a bit more of this about I might watch kissball more often ;)
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Come to think of it rowing might become a spectator sport too!
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Quote from: Nosher on 21 January 2011, 11:11:45 PM
Now if there were a bit more of this about I might watch kissball more often ;)
You
have seen "Bend it like Beckham", right Nosher? ;)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/18/article-1027485-025D6A35000004B0-124_468x394_popup.jpg)
(http://www.keiraknightley.net/gallery/data/523/keira-k_com-benditlikebeckham-collage01.jpg)
(http://images.2dayfm.com.au/2008/12/12/95764/600x400-ENT-KeiraKnightly-600x400.jpg)
I
love Friday nights...
Quote from: Nosher on 21 January 2011, 11:12:40 PM
Come to think of it rowing might become a spectator sport too!
(http://www.pendrakenforum.co.uk/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=1714.0;attach=655;image)
Can I have the one in red please? B)
Miss Knightly's a bit on the thin side for me Nik :( That said, I wouldn't I wouldn't climb over her to get to thee!
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Now if only I cane get front row seats at the Olympic stadium.....
Meet Amy - NPower Gilrl at Headingly
Age: 25
From: Leeds (someone has to live there its bad enough that I have followed them for the past 42 years!)
Favourite cricket player: KP (Bless :) She clearly doesn't watch a lot of cricket!)
What are your hobbies? I enjoy street dancing and cheer leading. (Wahay the lads!)
How do you like to relax? I love a bit of retail therapy especially when the sales are on! (Nice one, she wont be around when I want to wargame and cant compalin too much when I spend too much on metal! - Wonder if she can cook?)
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Quote from: Nosher on 21 January 2011, 11:22:35 PM
That said, I wouldn't I wouldn't climb over her to get to thee!
And
verypleased I am to hear that mate :D
Your 'lympic thought deserves another addition though, surely:
Top 3 Beach Volleyball totty:(http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/beach_volleyball_20.jpg)
(http://www.burnred.co.uk/storage/vball10.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1290143076565)
(http://www.muppetonlinegamers.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/beach_volleyball.jpg)
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0912/beach-volleyball-beach-volleyball-sport-cute-ass-epic-bum-demotivational-poster-1260858635.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zGAoqmJDEcU/SeSXaG5ctlI/AAAAAAAAMAE/5u_BRiVKpC4/s400/Beach_Volleyball137.jpg)
You're having a good Friday too, eh? That NPower Amy's nice, mate...Keep feeding 'em...Top 3 NPower totty:
(http://www.redfrost.co.uk/images/N-power-girls-2.jpg)
[counting from the left, numbers 3 & 5 for me please]
(http://p.imgci.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/64800/64821.jpg)
Oh...go on, then...
(http://www.bcfc.co.uk/javaImages/9a/75/0,,10327~8877466,00.jpg)
Cheap at twice the price :P ;) ;D
Can I have 1-5, 1-3 and 1-4 please?
Sorry Nik - just cant keep up and it aint fair that I can only post wee pics!
They're yours mate...
I think you only get small pics cos you're attaching them...if you copy the link & use the image button [above] they'll show up in 'proper' size 8)
#3, #1, and #2 for me :)
I can't say much more than Wowowiewa =P~
all blokes in drag ;D
shouda gone to specsavers :D
IanS
About to give up watching Hibs I think .....beach volleyball looks much more entertaining :)
Quote from: Sandinista on 23 January 2011, 01:18:31 AM
all blokes in drag ;D
Nope - those are in your pic...which I reckon you got from ladyboys-r-us.com :o
Quote from: Sandinista on 22 November 2010, 06:07:35 PM
some totty, hope you like ;)
(http://www.pendrakenforum.co.uk/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=1714.0;attach=607;image)
I think this thread is straying out of 'totty', into NSFW territory... :-\
Hahaha - I want to work with you Luddite if any of this thread was Suitable For Work at your gaffe...in my PC-regulated environment, you take your life in your hands with even the faintest of a passing glance at a female colleague...'specially if she's fit ;) :P ;D
On that basis, I thought we should have Top 3 Workplace Totty [from films, TV etc]:
Maggie Gyllenhaal: Secretary:
(http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/secretary/maggie_gyllenhaal/secretary.jpg)
(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l26/chickie900/maggie-gyllenhaal.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hrdwcncbaQ4/TIrH7APihII/AAAAAAAAFJg/CHW5DbV7rOQ/s800/Secretary+(2002).jpg)
Kristen Davis: Sex and the City:
(http://www.realbollywood.com/news/up_images/kristin-davis2724.jpg)
(http://www.shoppingblog.com/pics/kristindavis_ahava.jpg)
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_03/kristinMOS1005_468x707.jpg)
Rhona Mitra: Boston Legal:
(http://kterrl.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/rhonamitra11.jpg)
(http://www.buzzpirates.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/rhonamitra3.jpg)
(http://news.makemeheal.com/images/rhona-mitra-breast-implants.jpg)
the man delivers... again.
Quote from: nikharwood on 25 January 2011, 08:43:38 PM
...in my PC-regulated environment, you take your life in your hands with even the faintest of a passing glance at a female colleague...'specially if she's fit ;) :P ;D
Speaking of which, when do we get pics of your German colleague? And I bet you miss Bex :'(
Too right, KD, too right...
Anyway, by popular request: Top 3 Posh Totty:
Princess Charlotte of Monaco:
(http://nadinejolie.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/rsz_1charlotte-casiraghi-vogue-photos-riding.jpg)
(http://s5.tinypic.com/a2skkx.jpg)
(http://blindflaneur.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/charlotte_casiraghi_red_dress.jpg)
Liz Hurley:
(http://topnews.in/light/files/liz-hurley.jpg)
(http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/Liz%20Hurley.jpg)
(http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/passtheremote/Liz_Hurley.jpg)
And, of course, Kiera Knightley:
(http://www.keiraknightley-fans.com/images/4.jpg)
(http://static.poponthepop.com/images/gallery/keira-knightley-blonde.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZlHt-yN3jvA/SL54Zc4xIFI/AAAAAAAAA1g/S-pSPTtNMVU/s400/Keira+Knightley3.jpg)
Breaking News
Andy Grey to start wargaming
Keira makes it into every category for you eh Nik... :D ;D :D
Quote from: Luddite on 29 January 2011, 03:16:04 AM
Keira makes it into every category for you eh Nik... :D ;D :D
Pretty much - she's a honey, eh? :) :x B) 8-}
And I've just realized that I've not posted a pic of her with short hair - so I thought I ought to correct that:
(http://www.celebrity-hair-styles-magazine.com/images/keira-knightley-short-hair-photos-11.jpg)
(http://media.onsugar.com/files/2010/03/12/2/786/7864709/ed/keira-knightley-short-hair-style.jpg)
(http://www.aaa-fashion.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/bob-haircut-from-keira-knightley-3.jpg)
Known, of course, to the Good Doctor as
Ikea Knightly
Rumour is if she and Hayden Christianson have sex, Boy scouts can use them to start a fire.
'k - how about this for tonight: Top 3 Ancient Totty:
Helen of Troy:
- as cartoon:
(http://images.elfwood.com/art/k/i/kidagl/helen_of_troy_by_kidagreenleaf.jpg)
- as Sienna Guillory:
(http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff214/RaphaelWrestlingBrazil/Outros%20Anothers/Woman/MncSiennaGuilloryHelenOfTroy12.jpg)
- as Diane Kruger:
(http://content9.flixster.com/photo/49/12/47/4912475_gal.jpg)
Cleopatra:
- as cartoon:
(http://www.asterix.co.nz/characters/cleopatra.jpg)
- as Monica Belluci:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lpiDRDaH-mU/TBViosSAj5I/AAAAAAAASrY/ix2gjyfAPEQ/s1600/monica_cleo_014.jpg)
- as Amanda Barrie:
(http://www.starstills.com/product_images/c/968/ss2271997_-_photograph_of_amanda_barrie_as_cleopatra_from_carry_on_cleo_available_in_4_sizes_framed_or_unframed_buy_now_at_starstills__81000_zoom.jpg)
Guinevere:
- as cartoon:
(http://www.earlybritishkingdoms.com/bios/images/guinevere.jpg)
- as Cherie Lunghi:
(http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CherieLunghinudearoundExcalibur.jpg)
- as [possibly somewhat predictably] Kiera Knightley:
(http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/keiraknightley_kingarthur2_1089145172.jpg)
I could post more of Kiera...but I'll resist my own temptation ;)
Hey Nik, you definitely want to add the opium smoking fury Cleopatra from the Rome DVDs to that list? Lyndsey Marshal I read she's called :)
And, at Rudy's request, more ancient Egyptian loveliness:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/Rome-Cleopatra%2BSnake-ep22_03.jpg)
(http://sharetv.org/images/rome/cast/large/cleopatra.jpg)
I thought I ought to find more pics of Monica Bellucci too, to be honest, but I couldn't find that many...so this'll have to do instead [ignore the cheesy music though]:
You don't really need a reason to post more Keira! ;) Don't bottle it up :D
Oh...go on then...you've persuaded me ;)
(didn't take much, eh? :P)
I'm keeping in-theme though - so more pics from King Arthur:
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ulHbbXCRCJ4/Rsj_aeDp8zI/AAAAAAAAAtU/1Vn_GaNj-hE/s320/king-arthur-0429-keira.jpg)
(http://tonova.typepad.com/thesuddencurve/images/keira.jpg)
(http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/keiraknightley_kingarthur1_1089144025.jpg)
(http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2004_King_Arthur/2004_king_arthur_014.jpg)
And a purely gratuitous one of her - just 'cos she looks lovely:
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_oNXMc5mVEiM/TGeGtEN_y3I/AAAAAAAAA1M/_Up4VYFjwk0/s640/2b161a7cb0ab42429bd85c55312beab1_keira_knightley-5553.jpg)
Right - I'm off for a lie down...in a darkened room...where I can get a rub down with a wet copy of "The Sporting Life" :)
:D
It's (quite frankly) about time this thread got some more attention: I dedicate this post to my mate nosher [it's quite specific ;)]:
Top 3 Cricket World Cup BBC presenter Sonali Shah totty:
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/49348000/jpg/_49348040_sonali1.jpg)
(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/49350000/jpg/_49350496_cgdelhi10things.jpg)
(http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/feb2011/4/0/image-17-for-celebrities-pose-for-red-nose-day-gallery-428074513.jpg)
bum... thanks Nik I now think it is Friday :D :D
Nice one ;)
'The' Lady of Cricket. and barely a sign of make up or fals eyelashes in sight.
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Here she is, guys. Famke Janssen. You can all go home now, this thread has served its purpose.
(http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/1365/famkejanssen.jpg)
Cheers,
Aart
:x :x :x
She's a stunner! I loved her in xmen 3, she looked evil and yet so delicate :D
@ Aart: mate, this thread will never die 8)
Top 3 Peep Show totty:
Big Suze (Sophie Winkleman):
(http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID21681/images/peep_show.jpg)
(http://i40.tinypic.com/13zmiir.jpg)
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lficxoH7zc1qdizj3.jpg)
Aurora (Cara Horgan):
(http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/comedy/media/C/comedy_home/features/peep_show/aurora.jpg)
(http://www.10x8.com/HTML/gallery/images/mar010Cara-Horgan-5785.jpg)
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1054/1042421399_cbae237a39.jpg)
Nancy (Rachel Blanchard):
(http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/images/peepshow-nancy.jpg)
(http://images.screenrush.co.uk/r_760_x/medias/nmedia/18/66/77/28/18953911.jpg)
(http://98.130.85.241/images/beauty/RachelBlanchard.jpg)
Quote from: nikharwood on 11 March 2011, 10:05:50 PM
(http://98.130.85.241/images/beauty/RachelBlanchard.jpg)
I recognise her, from 'Road Trip'!
Yep - and Without A Paddle...
Not classics, of course - but she is very aesthetically pleasing ;) ;D
This is all Kiwidave's fault....
Top 3 Sandra Bullock Totty:
(http://media.schadenfreude.net/2009/06/SandraBullockBeach.jpg)
(http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/sandra_bullock_04.jpg)
(http://bhanks.encblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/031810-sandra-bullock.jpg)
There are so many more...
You could do an entire thread just dedicated to her :D
She is my all time fav, alongside Nicole Kidman.
They can BOTH keep their slippers under my bed... =(( :D
anybody else thinks that first photo of Sandra bullock looks a bit wierd, as if someone has photoshopped her head onto that body?
Quote from: Maenoferren on 22 March 2011, 12:28:05 AM
anybody else thinks that first photo of Sandra bullock looks a bit wierd, as if someone has photoshopped her head onto that body?
Yep, but the whole image looks shopped in general.
Challenge for Nik: Can you get this thread upto 10000 views?!
Gina Torres:
(http://www.askactor.com/images/casts/United_States/23241/Gina_Torres_23241_13.jpg)
(http://www.askactor.com/images/casts/United_States/23241/Gina_Torres_23241_8.jpg)
Jewel Staite:
(http://justpictures2.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/jewel-staite-sexy1.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_34PE0ZEgM80/TQzIdJqeukI/AAAAAAAAaoo/mo79A1wdmKg/s1600/Jewel-Staite2.jpg)
Morena Baccarin:
(http://www.girlskickbutt.com/images/girls/morena_baccarin/morena_baccarin_003.jpg)
(http://www.majasaja.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/morena-baccarin-1.jpg)
and last but not least:
Summer Glau:
(http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/sciencenotfiction/files/2008/08/bios_summer.png)
(http://www.ghostofaflea.com/archives/SummerGlauAweInspiring.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_91s-Zkod9Gc/TKDbS9Jqc5I/AAAAAAAAJi4/koWhu7r1UEw/s1600/summer+glau.jpg)
(http://www.whedon.info/IMG/jpg/summer-glau-ts-ballerina-photoshoot-gq-02.jpg)
:)
Thank you!
Quote from: Leon on 22 March 2011, 02:30:22 AM
Challenge for Nik: Can you get this thread upto 10000 views?!
No worries mate - will pay it some more attention 8)
Quote from: Leon on 22 March 2011, 02:30:22 AM
Challenge for Nik: Can you get this thread upto 10000 views?!
Quote from: nikharwood on 22 March 2011, 06:44:56 PM
No worries mate - will pay it some more attention 8)
The only thing that worries me is that there is already a thread with more than 10000 views, and that's the 'Trains and Planes' thread with the nice dioramas by Carlos.
So, do we just like nicely painted models a lot? Or are there simply a lot of these dioramas? Or are we all just nerdy trainspotters?
For the sake of the reputation of all people visiting this forum, you'd best get cracking Nik!
That's just wrong...
I will pull my finger out forthwith - stand by for increased traffic <)
Right; Top 3 Trickster Totty:
Jessica-Jane Clement [The Real Hustle]:
(http://www.celebrity-pictures.ca/Celebrities/Jessica-Jane-Clement/Jessica-Jane-Clement-i138988.jpg)
(http://www.burnred.co.uk/storage/Jessica-Jane-Clement-Main.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1295429523483)
(http://www.whatsonxiamen.com/ent_images/7148_1Jessica%20Jane%20Clement%20.jpg)
Kelly Adams [Hustle];
(http://unitedagents.co.uk/sites/default/files/lores_headshot.jpg)
(http://image.com.com/tv/images/processed/default/f5/98/265498.jpg)
(http://image.com.com/tv/images/processed/default/25/67/307133.jpg)
Amy Adams [Catch Me If You Can]:
(http://fusedfilm.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/amyadams_grani_6800396_max.jpg)
(http://i44.tinypic.com/selmjm.jpg)
(http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/4100000/Amy-amy-adams-4172818-2000-2427.jpg)
Quote from: nikharwood on 24 March 2011, 11:27:06 AM
Jessica-Jane Clement [The Real Hustle]:
(http://www.burnred.co.uk/storage/Jessica-Jane-Clement-Main.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1295429523483)
:o
You had to go there, didn't you.... =P~ 8-} @-) =D> :x :P
Quote from: Leon on 24 March 2011, 09:21:17 PM
:o
You had to go there, didn't you.... =P~ 8-} @-) =D> :x :P
Mate: not only did I go there...I went back again...repeatedly <) :dance
Quote from: nikharwood on 24 March 2011, 10:08:11 PM
Mate: not only did I go there...I went back again...repeatedly <) :dance
:D 8)
Top 3 Rock Chicks:
Avril Lavigne:
(http://www.topsocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/avrillavigne-maxim9.jpg)
(http://www.zastavki.com/pictures/1024x768/2008/Music_Sexy_Avril_Lavigne_004718_.jpg)
(http://www.yowazzup.com/blog/images/avril-lavigne.jpg)
Amy Lee:
(http://wallpampers.com/pictures/615/Evanescence%20Sexy%20Sweet%20Sacrifice%20Desktop.jpg)
(http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/16300000/Amy-lee-evanescence-16392352-403-427.jpg)
(http://www.profilegoo.com/import/graphics/Amy_Lee/Amy_Lee_0028.jpg)
Wendy James ;):
(http://www.ladiesofrock.com/Wendy_James_Transvision_Vamp_Picture_2.jpg)
(http://rokpool.com/files/artist/transvisionvamp3.JPG?0)
(http://www.ear.fm/Encyclopedia%20J/james_wendy.jpg)
Aah...Wendy, Wendy,...my first adolescent crush. :-[
She was on my wall next to a graining 'Why?' Platoon poster and a full length alien poster...
Quote from: nikharwood on 24 March 2011, 11:18:32 PM
Amy Lee:
(http://wallpampers.com/pictures/615/Evanescence%20Sexy%20Sweet%20Sacrifice%20Desktop.jpg)
8-> 8-} <:-P =P~ X_X
You're killing me....
You're showing your age Nik - Wendy Gray?
Baby I dont care ;)
That's perked up the morning, especially as my daughter has been ill all night, therefore I have matchsticks under my eyelids!
Quote from: nikharwood on 24 March 2011, 10:08:11 PM
Mate: not only did I go there...I went back again...repeatedly <) :dance
(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/1614/facepalmwb.jpg)
Top 3 CSI Totty:
Calleigh Duquesne = Emily Proctor
(http://images.quickblogcast.com/0/0/7/4/3/143866-134700/ep.jpg)
(http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2008/03/11/alg_emilyprocter.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_M4CfuCaw1fg/TDSAHHjZjiI/AAAAAAAABjg/oCGnITEnk2o/s1600/calleigh.jpg)
Sara Sidle = Jorja Fox:
(http://download-csi-episodes.edogo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/0000002480_20060919155535.jpg)
(http://www.dentrotele.com/wp-content/2008/05/sara.jpg)
(http://tv.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/sarasidle.jpg)
Catherine Willows = Marg Helgenberger:
(http://en.academic.ru/pictures/enwiki/80/PDVDCatherineWillows.jpg)
(http://ewinsidetv.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/csi-willows_l.jpg)
This one's too funny:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_F74vJj-Clzk/SXdvBeEUr1I/AAAAAAAAGjA/ASZ0o2OkJ2Q/s400/marg+helgenberger.jpg)
Ok, quick test for you boy or girl?
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Androgenous ? :d :d
IanS
Easy, that's Michael Jackson.
Girl.
Occelott :-\
Quote from: Sandinista on 29 March 2011, 05:02:37 PM
Ok, quick test for you boy or girl?
Mate - this is the
Top 3 Totty thread - why do you keep bringing in these possible-maybe-not-sure-ladyboys?
I think we need another thread for these babies / fellas / chicks / umm...I'll keep this one rolling towards the 10k views in the meantime ;) :d ;D
'k: tonight it's going to be Top 3 Israeli Girl Soldier Totty:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Nvqzpq9ZfEg/Sw8TmKjeyJI/AAAAAAAAEek/2y8UuGOKyLg/s1600/IDF_women.jpg)
(http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/june06minors.JPG)
(http://www.snegidhi.com/2009/23-5b/israel-army-women_tmb.jpg)
Oh? Thanks to indicate me my place for next holidays! ^^
The "lady boy" is young Jennifer Garner, don't be cruel and throw her a stick
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Well Nik, this is my first attempt. And as you say, the Top 3 is going to subject to regular updating...
First off, Tricia Helfer from the -re-imagined' Battlestar Galactica:
Next, just to keep her company you understand... and there's an interesting thought: Grace Park. Not sure if this image shouldn't count as two choices for obvious reasons?
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And probably my all time favourite- Caroline Munro who appeared in several Ray Harryhausen masterpieces and was also the Lambs Navy Rum girl for several years...
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Tricia Helfer. Proof that god exists. And is a woman.
More Israeli Totty
(http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/1638/253642692391f8341f5cogq8.jpg)
(http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/7690/15kl6.jpg)
>> Girls of the IDF << (http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/gallery/gallery-e6frewxi-1111120676744?page=8)
Good stuff chaps [and welcome Paul - good to see you've dived in on the forum in entirely the right thread ;)] - that Grace Park's a sensible lass, eh? She's got a backup pair of pants on ;D
Sandinista - crikey...scary :o
She's even scarier in this pic:
(http://www.stereogum.com/img/jennifer_garner_yearbook.jpg)
I do like her looking like this though:
(http://www.essentialstyleformen.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Jennifer_Garner_main.jpg)
And here's another sci-fi totty... Erica Durrance who plays Lois Lane in Smallville!
And Allison Mack who plays Chloe isn't at all bad either!
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I think these deserve adding to this thread as well!
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5024/5632512929_8dd0ce097d.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pendraken/5632512929/)
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5222/5632515381_5a9a528177.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/pendraken/5632515381/)
I think you're right Leon - very nice :) - I'm trying really hard to *not* imagine the lines you used to get these pictures ;) ;D
And I'm pleased to see the resurrection of this thread, which has been sadly neglected of late...
I'm catching up with some cricket tonight via Sky+ so it's time for...
Top 3 IPL Cheerleader Totty:
(http://www.tiptoptens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/hot-sexy-IPL-cheerleaders-2011-10.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OI-PJFWlP6U/TZ7NbZi1yAI/AAAAAAAABX0/nZX_G-QUFEc/s400/IPL-Hot-Cheerleaders-Wallpapers1.jpg)
(http://www.thebounce.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/cheerleader-ipl.jpg)
What no Maimi Dolphin Cheerleaders... :(
Quote from: mad lemmey on 19 April 2011, 11:37:04 PM
What no Maimi Dolphin Cheerleaders... :(
Pretty sure they're not at the IPL mate - but if you insist...
Top 3 Miami Dolphin Cheerleaders:(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-vntQuZ4RaQ/TLZN8nJ3D1I/AAAAAAAAAW0/DLk830fsstg/s400/lily_robbins_miami_dolphins_cheerleader.jpg)
(http://cdn4.faniq.com/images/photos/photo_large/68/29168-21.jpg)
(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2008/1116/pg2_a_dolphinscheerleader_400.jpg)
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Thank you!
Has to be this tonight...
Top 3 St George's Day Totty:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eQjR-WeaVPY/S9FqEKNCv2I/AAAAAAAAATA/vQp-tm87OXM/s1600/St+Georges+Girl.jpg)
(http://www.fhm.com/imgs/631/400/0/original/Full201004231613471849580_rosie-jones.jpgx)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UKDNmFz6CgM/S9FfOQgm5gI/AAAAAAAACjg/8Q8OJjW8rzs/s640/Modelflag-280_787240a.jpg)
Lovely old chap.
Hi Chaps,
Sofia Pernas from Age of Dragons is certainly worth adding to the list. Apologies for the image quality, they're screen grabs.
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Very nice!
Thought this thread had been very quiet...
^^ ;)
Top 3 Eurovision cuties.
Lena Meyer-Landrut
(http://www.topnews.de/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/usfo-Custom.jpg)
(http://www.mp3lyrics.org/l/lena-meyer-landrut/lena-meyer-landrut_1.Jpg)
(http://www.thecelebrityhaircuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Lena-Meyer-Landrut.jpg)
Alright, there all of Lena, but when she's on stage, i'm not looking at anything else.
You mean you actually watched it, its even worse than x-flop, Britans Talentless, and Celebrity in title, and that takes some doing.
IanS
I thought the Estonian entry was quite cute too: :D
http://eurovisionmania.net/tonight-the-eurovision-2011-grand-final/ (http://eurovisionmania.net/tonight-the-eurovision-2011-grand-final/)
(http://eurovisionmania.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Eurovision-2011-Final-Estonia-Getter-Jaani.jpg)
No idea how to just lift her picture :(
EDIT: Done!
Sorry Chaps. Just can't help myself... its Sophia Pernas again. Eventually I'm going to get the hang of posting these images to a decent size :(
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Very nice Paul, very nice :)
I will give this thread further attention in the coming days / weeks / months...we're over 8k+ views - but still need to get to 10k+ :d
About time I made a contribution from my own area of interest... Why more people don't watch WWE, I'll never know! :P
(http://www.wrestlescoop.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/layla-el-29.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2162/2050595061_d6b2d4312b.jpg)
(http://www.mastcelebs.com/upload/TorrieWilson1.jpg)
(http://cdn2.cagepotato.com/wp-content/uploads/maria-kanellis-cleavage.jpg)
Quote from: Leon on 18 May 2011, 12:24:40 AM
About time I made a contribution from my own area of interest... Why more people don't watch WWE, I'll never know! :P
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2162/2050595061_d6b2d4312b.jpg)
Well being at work I can only view the one pic ....... but oh my :o I'm converted :x
I shall check out the others when I get home this evening :P
Cheers,
Kev
Mexican weather girls
http://www.asylum.co.uk/2011/05/05/hot-weather-girls-of-mexico-and-all-over-the-world/?icid=main|uk-compaq|dl3|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.asylum.co.uk%2F2011%2F05%2F05%2Fhot-weather-girls-of-mexico-and-all-over-the-world%2F (http://www.asylum.co.uk/2011/05/05/hot-weather-girls-of-mexico-and-all-over-the-world/?icid=main|uk-compaq|dl3|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.asylum.co.uk%2F2011%2F05%2F05%2Fhot-weather-girls-of-mexico-and-all-over-the-world%2F)
:D
Better than the British lot!
That sounds like a challenge!
Does anyone remember LiveTV, which used to be on cable when cable first appeared? They used to have a rather fetching young lady whose clothes tended to fall off as she gave the weather report... :P
Yep i remember the nude waether girls. And weren't there dwarf-on-trampoline weather reports?
And topless darts...
Quality TV.
Quote from: Luddite on 23 May 2011, 07:24:37 PM
Yep i remember the nude waether girls. And weren't there dwarf-on-trampoline weather reports?
I think I missed this one...
Quote from: Luddite on 23 May 2011, 07:24:37 PM
And topless darts...
..but these I do remember! :D
Poor neglected thread...one for the nostalgists tonight:
Top 3 80s Brat Pack totty:
Jami Gertz [The Lost Boys, Less Than Zero]:
(http://towerweb.net/vampires/pics/lostboys_JamiGertz1.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ph8V052fCNE/S7QviyK56AI/AAAAAAAAIHk/GPT0JnZcAYc/s400/Jamie%2BGertz%2B3.jpg)
(http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/2800000/jami-gertz-the-lost-boys1-the-lost-boys-movie-2887714-1024-768.jpg)
Demi Moore [St Elmo's Fire, About Last Night, No Small Affair]:
(http://www.aolcdn.com/aolmovies/st-elmos-fire-demi-moore-186.jpg)
(http://therealmanslist.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/demi-moore.jpg)
(http://www.nndb.com/people/767/000022701/demi5-crop.jpg)
Ally Sheedy [St Elmo's Fire, The Breakfast Club, Wargames]:
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljdncv7GYR1qcdeuyo1_400.jpg)
(http://movieactors.com/freezeframes-77/BreakfastClub42.jpeg)
(http://tibungo.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/the_breakfast_club-ally_sheedy.jpg)
Oh - and the same three now:
Jami Gertz:
(http://www.newshawker.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Jami-Gertz.jpg)
Demi Moore:
(http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Demi+Moore+Audi+Celebrates+Super+Bowl+2011+hW-tcYmx-Ivl.jpg)
Ally Sheedy:
(http://dvd-copy.com/movies/images/nm0000639.jpg)
And a bonus - only really 'cos it's on & I'm watching it...again...
Top 3 Ultraviolet pics [ok so they're all Milla...sue me ;) :P ]:
(http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics//Ultraviolet231205.jpg)
(http://content6.flixster.com/photo/10/15/13/10151380_gal.jpg)
(http://gabtor.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/ultraviolet_10.jpg)
Missed one Nik - Molly Ringwald, got to see her in 'When Harry Met Sally' on the stage in London a few years back.
Yes - she did the scene!!!
I like this game, I wanna play!
Rose Byrne:
(http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/large_2006-06-06-Rose_Byrne_HQ_1_th.jpg)
Sophie Bush (took a little work, but I got a pic with a gun...):
(http://imados.fr/history/3/3/3/sophia-bush.jpg)
Jill Hennessey (one of my favorites):
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-c1pWinAev4/SxcE4CkCx_I/AAAAAAAAA3w/3uYdKegvN2w/s400/jill+hennessey+bikin+2.jpg)
My other half... 3 times!
That should get me a few more packs of figures if she reads this! Genius.
Ah Molly Ringwald - didn't forget her, but she's probably number 4 of the Brat Pack in my book - having said that...
Pretty in Pink:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hU1VAypmsU0/TT4Abj9sC3I/AAAAAAAACJY/Q2M1xXWWymw/s1600/pretty-in-pink-molly-ringwald.jpg)
The Breakfast Club:
(http://images.artistdirect.com/Images/nad/video/tribune/41274/750_ae.jpg)
The Pick-up Artist:
(http://thedeathofenthusiasm.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/downey-pick-up-artist.jpg)
And now:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_O-oqWBGm-6c/TCpMyypwOdI/AAAAAAAAHyI/DnAAGsUmVDE/s320/mollyheadshot.jpg)
Quote from: Alan on 14 June 2011, 06:29:20 AM
My other half... 3 times!
That should get me a few more packs of figures if she reads this! Genius.
Nice try - but if your significant other finds you in this thread it's
highly unlikely she'll be buying you figures I reckon...
'specially with these -
Top 3 Sniper Girl Totty::
(http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/500525-bigthumbnail.jpg)
(http://www.hotchickswithguns.com/files/hotchickwithguns/sniper%20girl.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IKAx782HQ9g/Sd5Xfx20pEI/AAAAAAAAEw4/DhxDtTrigSc/s400/brass.jpg)
Good point well made... So without further wait here are my 3.
Janna Frisk. Russian pop starlet and 25% of Blestyashie (like girls aloudski, but with much less talent)...
(http://images.geotorrents.com/images/1nypzeudj7xnem8w8o3y.jpg)
Anna Semenovich. Gravity defying Russian olympic skater.
(http://snarkerati.com/profile_pics/Anna-Semenovich.jpg)
Dashne Murad. Kurdish singer... lovely.
(http://www.dastan.se/Hunermendan/Dashne_Murad_2009.jpg)
dunno how to attach pics, so you will have to go and find them yourselves!
EDIT: Pics added!
Quote from: nikharwood on 14 June 2011, 07:35:51 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IKAx782HQ9g/Sd5Xfx20pEI/AAAAAAAAEw4/DhxDtTrigSc/s400/brass.jpg)
Thats a nice bike...
Leon,
well done that man... Thats the spirit.
Quote from: Alan on 15 June 2011, 01:19:02 AM
Leon,
well done that man... Thats the spirit.
That Russian skater girl has some much better pics... I'm impressed... :P
Quote from: Leon on 15 June 2011, 01:44:34 AM
That Russian skater girl has some much better pics... I'm impressed... :P
I don't know how she stands up on the ice to be honest. Its like an upside down pyramid. I have to sit through about 4 hours of the russian equivalant of dancing on ice every week... Its only when she is on that I pay attention.
Oh yes - she definitely deserves a post all-to-her-self...
Top 3 Anna Semenovich totty pics:
(http://img.funtasticus.com/2007/jan8/Anna_Semenovich538/Anna_Semenovich028.jpg)
(http://chaozengine.com/blog2/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/anna_semenovich_3.jpg)
It was almost a tricky choice to choose her best side for the third pic - and then I clocked this one:
(http://img.funtasticus.com/2007/jan8/Anna_Semenovich538/Anna_Semenovich051.jpg)
Best of both worlds... 8)
Quote from: nikharwood on 14 June 2011, 07:35:51 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IKAx782HQ9g/Sd5Xfx20pEI/AAAAAAAAEw4/DhxDtTrigSc/s400/brass.jpg)
Quote from: Luddite on 15 June 2011, 12:25:19 AM
Thats a nice bike...
Bike? Wot bike? :-/
Quote from: nikharwood on 16 June 2011, 12:29:52 AM
Oh yes - she definitely deserves a post all-to-her-self...
:-bd
Why don't we have athletes like her over here? We've got that blond swimmer chick with the big nose... :P
Quote from: nikharwood on 16 June 2011, 12:29:52 AM
It was almost a tricky choice to choose her best side for the third pic - and then I clocked this one:
I know, I spent a lot of time debating on which to use myself... =P~ :D
Pic links are broken Nik :( - can only see the middle one (which is magnificent!! =D> :-bd =P~)
I found that at first, but strangely, when I put the addresses into a separate web window and viewed the image directly, they suddenly appeared on the Forum? Odd.
Anyhoo, here's the direct links, the third one is certainly one not to be missed... :D
http://img.funtasticus.com/2007/jan8/Anna_Semenovich538/Anna_Semenovich028.jpg
http://img.funtasticus.com/2007/jan8/Anna_Semenovich538/Anna_Semenovich051.jpg
Oh crikey! I've only been to Falkirk for a couple of days and its like I've created a monster! For those of you with 3D glasses or are fans of the moving image, have a look here. I'm not adding anything to this from here on in. You have all gone bonkers!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hes8mPG_wvs
Quote from: Kiwidave on 16 June 2011, 08:20:09 AM
Pic links are broken Nik :( - can only see the middle one (which is magnificent!! =D> :-bd =P~)
Strange...I've got'em here...maybe they're for my personal perusal ???
I've tried Leon's direct approach.... =P~ x 100 !!!
I could spend all day looking at her... :D :D :D
Quote from: Kiwidave on 17 June 2011, 08:23:59 AM
I could spend all day looking at her... :D :D :D
Just looking?
How about Eva green
Anybody watch camerlot last saturday, bloody hell what a woman see can do magic and everything.
Aye - it was good - definitely kept me watching :D
I enjoyed it, especially Eva Green, but was p*ssed off at the amount of adverts in the first hour >:(.
Quote from: Nosher on 17 June 2011, 08:44:14 AM
Just looking?
Well, I doubt my misses would be too happy if I did anything else..... ;)
there was loads of bloody ads wasn`t there.
Prompted by Leon's "AWI totty" comment [here: http://www.pendrakenforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=560.165]...
Top 3 AWI Joely Richardson totty [from "The Patriot"]:
(http://files.myopera.com/edwardpiercy/blog/Joely-Richardson-Patriot-1.jpg)
(http://celebrityimg.com/photos/JoelyRichardson35532.jpg)
(http://www.starsmix.com/celeb_picture/328joely_richardson04_jpg.jpg)
And, 'cos it's Friday and in the spirit of public-service broadcasting [& 'cos you lot are too lazy to post your own research ;)]:
Top 3 Eva Green Camelot totty:
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Dfn6UGp6tPM/TZlld49sNdI/AAAAAAAAFiM/DEVm-U9-IqA/s1600/Camelot+Morgan+Eva+Green.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj14hiKkvo1qipx4ko1_500.png)
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li9bgoUyZi1qalaono1_500.gif)
Quote from: nikharwood on 17 June 2011, 09:07:40 PM
Prompted by Leon's "AWI totty" comment [here: http://www.pendrakenforum.co.uk/index.php?topic=560.165]...
Top 3 AWI Joely Richardson totty [from "The Patriot"]:
She is a bit nice isn't she? I sat watching that film moons ago drooling over her... guess I am showing my age.
sh*t film, historical utter bollocks, but worth it just to see Joely :-[
I'd almost forgotten [until I watched it again last night] that Eva Green is, of course, the main feature in the Kingdom of Heaven Top 3 Totty:
(http://www.ugo.com/therush/images/articles/the-rush-babe-of-the-week-eva-green-526/image_gallery_1745_eva-green-kingdom-of-heaven.jpg)
(http://www.wallpapers.gen.tr/wallpaperOnizlemeDosyalar/Eva_Green_in_Kingdom_of_Heaven_Wallpaper_3_1024.jpg)
(http://www.cinemovies.fr/images/data/photos/G24962082225804.jpg)
Quote from: nikharwood on 17 June 2011, 09:07:40 PM
Top 3 AWI Joely Richardson totty [from "The Patriot"]:
Nik: -3723 points for ruining the totty thread by mentioning 'that film'
'that film' was the inspiration that started my AWI project, so it cant be all bad. :P
And with that last 'visually inspiring, but historical bollocks' film bit, this thread has now over 10.000 views!!! =D> <:-P
Ofcourse, that's well after the 'planes and trains' stuff, the WW2 wishlist, the Napoleonics masters and the AWI bits. :o
So, despite Nik's best efforts wargamers must still be rated as :-B
Maybe it's time for Top Three Tank Totty (or TTTT).
I'd rather behold lovely ladies anyday than tanks :D
Quote from: Nosher on 20 June 2011, 08:46:16 AM
I'd rather behold lovely ladies anyday than tanks :D
And rightly so (although the
nerds other members seem to disagree, given the number of views).
But I was thinking more along the lines of AND, rather than OR. i.e Totty and Tanks, perfect combination, right?
Where's Nik when you really need him?
Edit: Mind you, totty's still a lot more popular than rants, holidays and comedians, so all may not be lost.
Totty and tanks?
(http://ww4.actiongirls.com/gallery19/Veronica-Zemanova-gallery-site/actiongirlsvzemanovatank007.jpg)
Damn! You don't let enought time to do this! ^^
Quote from: OldenBUA on 20 June 2011, 02:00:12 PM
Where's Nik when you really need him?
Slackers - I've been working for a living [vastly over-rated experience if you ask me though...]
Right: Top 3 Tank Totty:[not Tank Girl as we've had her already...]
(http://www.solarnavigator.net/history/military_vehicles/military_images/susnhine_girls_tank_centurion_tank_eastbourne_seafront.jpg)
(http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/198785_main.jpg)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.com/media/2010/01/maxim-tank-rather-240-1264546278.jpg) - ok so that's not really a tank, but this one is hard..!
And, as a bonus, this is a tank being driven by a hottie ;)
(http://www.treehugger.com/army-tank-dumped.jpg)
Ducks for cover :P ;D :D
The second photo ........is that a Stuart/Honey tank? I think a more close up shot would help a positive ID ;D
When I coudl tear myself away from the better scenery I ided it as an M5A1 Stuart.
It from Girls with Guns Nik ?
IanS
It's a Stuart M5, but it took me a long timne to see past the camo... ;D
what tank? ;)
Quote from: Dazza on 21 June 2011, 01:00:53 PM
what tank? ;)
Well if you took that bloody silly hat off......
ianS
Quote from: ianrs54 on 21 June 2011, 10:09:03 AM
It from Girls with Guns Nik ?
Strangely, no...seriously, have a go at finding more of these: either my Google-fu was particularly weak last night, or there just aren't that many pics out there tagged with "girls tank chick afv mbt abrams challenger t72 t80 m1 m2 hotty" etc etc :(
It's that time of year: Top 3 Wimbledon Tennis Totty:
Dominika Cibulkova:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dENxy_eJVuY/STXQ2OBqPXI/AAAAAAAAAEw/FwrdYg3wg80/s400/dominika-cibulkova.jpg)
(http://www.sportsclb.com/wp-content/uploads/10.jpg)
(http://hottennisplayers.org/wp-content/uploads/18dc.jpg)
Caroline Wozniacki:
(http://www.carolinewozniacki.dk/wp-content/uploads/Caroline-Wozniacki.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dp6zXNCIKjk/TTcp0G_rpcI/AAAAAAAAAJc/5Jfcbjtfvb4/s400/imgWozniacki5.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zQXEGGd_fb8/TMvFq4L1ptI/AAAAAAAABY8/6BLIAN2kBBY/s1600/caroline_wozniacki_10_caro2_mHo5Src.sized.jpg)
Elena Dementieva:
(http://top-people.starmedia.com/tmp/swotti/cacheZWXLBMEGZGVTZW50AWV2YQ==/imgElena%20Dementieva4.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6QTJX5Xjl6A/Tefct2WPXiI/AAAAAAAAA8U/7OVznHPAjvo/s1600/Elena_Dementieva+legs.jpg)
(http://www.ontennis.com/files/image/elena-dementieva-main-1.jpg)
Good man ;D
I volunteer to be a ball boy...
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Quote from: Nosher on 26 June 2011, 10:01:06 PM
Good man ;D
I volunteer to be a ball boy...
Damn... 8)
In that third piccy of Dementieva, isn't that the classic slog sweep to cow corner?
Quote from: nikharwood on 26 June 2011, 09:51:27 PM
It's that time of year: Top 3 Wimbledon Tennis Totty:
Where are the sound effects? :P
Quote from: Nosher on 27 June 2011, 08:23:26 AM
In that third piccy of Dementieva, isn't that the classic slog sweep to cow corner?
Nothing wrong with that shot mate - I reckon you & I have upped our averages with that one over the years, eh? ;) ;D
Quote from: OldenBUA on 27 June 2011, 03:14:51 PM
Where are the sound effects? :P
That'll be these then, eh?
:d :o :d
Time for more...Top 3 Angelina Jolie with Guns pics:
Obviously...Tomb Raider:
(http://www.dvdblurayreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/tombraider.jpg)
Wanted:
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3188/2629914845_9f3140381a_o.jpg)
Mr & Mrs Smith:
(http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/m/mr_mrs_smith_041216/flip-a.jpg)
Ah - there's another...sue me :P
Salt:
(http://celebrityphotos.sheknows.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/07/angelina-jolie-salt-action.jpg)
yum yum :D
It's Comic-con in San Diego and to celebrate here are three Cosplay lovlies...
(http://codamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/cosplay_comiccon4.jpg)
(http://i588.photobucket.com/albums/ss329/balsquat/princess-leia-002.jpg)
and under Rule 34...
(http://www.bionicworks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/harry-potter-hot-cosplay.jpg)
Very nice L - very nice...although cosplay hotties always seems just a tiny bit naughtier than any other, doesn't it? ;) ;D :d
I've got no idea who these are supposed to be, but they are definitely Top Totty:
(http://www.mydisguises.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/tgah-hottie.jpg)
(http://www.igeektrooper.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/sdcc-cosplay-43.jpg)
(http://theinvertedparadox.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Cosplay-Girls-2.jpg)
Ah - and this one is Pokemon...allegedly:
(http://www.comicbookhotties.com/images/pictures/7043L.jpg)
And this is just funny...
(http://pidge2571.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/yoko_cosplay_fail.jpg)
And this one's Pokemon allegedly...
I'd poke her :P and her friends - particularly the lovely in black.... and as for Superwoman and Hermione :-* :-* :-*
Love the PC and respect shown for the ladies on this topic ----
IanS :d
It would be disrespectful NOT to appreciate the qualities of these fair maids.
The young lady in the black leather outfit has put in a real effort, and I for one appreciate it.
In celebration of Juninho making his one-off comeback to the Boro, I'm going to chime in with some Brazilian Totty!
(http://i47.tinypic.com/ege1c0.jpg)
(http://cdn.f5sports.com/images/brazilian_soccer_0_0.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4ow2Juu7nMo/SdXxhg43tbI/AAAAAAAAPgk/4cdq4ilIEu0/s400/alexis_lopez_2.jpg)
Quote from: Leon on 27 July 2011, 07:30:03 PM
In celebration of Juninho making his one-off comeback to the Boro, I'm going to chime in with some Brazilian Totty!
Oh - you could have
so gone a different route with this one... :o :d =O 8-} <:-P
I'll have the first one please 8)
Quote from: nikharwood on 27 July 2011, 07:36:55 PM
Oh - you could have so gone a different route with this one... :o :d =O 8-} <:-P
Tell me about it, my 'SafeSearch' was set to 'off' on Google, I had all sorts staring me in the face! :P
Totty to give 'boro a run for their money :-
(http://www.beerandtotty.co.uk/wayhey/007.jpg)
you'd pay your wages to watch this lot :d
Quote from: Dazza on 27 July 2011, 08:25:49 PM
Totty to give 'boro a run for their money :-
you'd pay your wages to watch this lot :d
:o =P~ =P~ =P~
They might get the attendance's back up...
Maybe it's time to make a soccer range with 10mm Leon, huh? ^^
Top 3 Emma Pierson [Beast, Hotel Babylon, Charles II, Bloodlines] Totty:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9mLbJY1Ojfk/R83hhdxvGMI/AAAAAAAAAPA/laeX2uqJE28/s320/6c31.jpg)
(http://www.icelebz.com/celebs/emma_pierson/images/photo1.jpg)
(http://26.imagebam.com/download/hRBzXA6cFvyyhJcYGpnUqQ/8154/81530575/013.jpg)
Top 3 Buffy the Vampire Slayer Totty:
Buffy:
(http://media.filmschoolrejects.com/images/gellar-buffy.jpg)
(http://buffy-the-vampire-slayer.otavo.tv/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/buffy1.jpg)
(http://actrezmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Photo11.jpg)
Willow:
(http://timenerdworld.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/willow-buffy-the-vampire-slayer.jpg?w=475)
(http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/14600000/-02-Dark-Willow-Buffy-the-Vampire-Slayer-buffy-the-vampire-slayer-14613999-600-338.jpg)
(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/4822/willow1sv9.jpg)
Cordelia:
(http://static.fameball.com/imgcache/77/64/0)
(http://www.moviewallpaper.net/wpp/Charisma_Carpenter_in_Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer_TV_Series_Wallpaper_12_800.jpg)
(http://www.statesidestills.com/prodimages/carpenter_charisma_buffy_the_vampire_slayer_45412l.jpg)
Oh come on! :o
Where's Faith?! :D =P~
Quote from: Leon on 31 July 2011, 12:17:20 AM
Oh come on! :o
Where's Faith?! :D =P~
Just checking you're paying attention mate ;)
Top 3 Faith-from-Buffy Totty:(http://www.vampires.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/revelations_faith.jpg)
(http://images.wikia.com/buffy/images/8/8b/Faith.jpg)
(http://sp9.fotologs.net/photo/25/33/115/_beautiful/1155861291_f.jpg)
Mmmmmm.... =P~ =P~ =P~
Faith....mmmm yummy.
Always had a `soft`spot for her :o
I'm spoiling you, I really am...
Top 3 Buffy *and* Faith Totty:
(http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Buffy-Faith-buffy-vs-faith-889746_334_391.jpg)
(http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd262/PB_Heaven/Fuffy/buffy_015.jpg)
(http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Buffy-Faith-buffy-vs-faith-910797_800_600.jpg)
And in celebration of the new Pendraken Fantasy Football League:
(http://www.fantasyfootballguru.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/fantasy-football.jpg)
(http://www.talkagoodgame.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/fantasy-football-team.jpg)
(http://cghm.org/wow/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/soccergirls.jpg)
Ah, the beautiful game... :D :P
I tried doing a top 3 beer goggles totty, but your wives wouldnt let me take a picture ;)
Quote from: pobolycwm on 04 August 2011, 09:09:11 AM
I tried doing a top 3 beer goggles totty, but your wives wouldnt let me take a picture ;)
I'm ignoring that :-\
Right: having been persuaded by my 5 year-old to watch Garfield - The Movie [which is surprisingly entertaining...] I thought tonight had better be:
Top 3 Jennifer Love Hewitt Totty:(http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/2011/05/Jennifer_Love_Hewitt_0065.jpg)
(http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/jennifer-love-hewitt/jennifer-love-hewitt-20070511-254422.jpg)
(http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p390/completeav1/JLove2.jpg)
=D> :-bd
oooh a 3 thumbs up there
Nice one Nik :-bd
Cheers,
Kev
I will just put the link up....
http://www.zootoday.com/girls/archive/2011/07/05/introducing-geena-mullins.htm?slideshow=true&slideImage=0
of special interest is "favourite fotball team: Rotherham United"...
It DOES NOT get better than that!
Quote from: Alan on 06 August 2011, 11:56:45 PM
I will just put the link up....
http://www.zootoday.com/girls/archive/2011/07/05/introducing-geena-mullins.htm?slideshow=true&slideImage=0
of special interest is "favourite fotball team: Rotherham United"...
It DOES NOT get better than that!
Lost interest in the photos when she mentions Ashley Cole... =)
Have you seen the images of the new Cat girl?
http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-news/catwoman-the-dark-knight-rises-batman-2011-08-08 (http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-news/catwoman-the-dark-knight-rises-batman-2011-08-08)
Totty on bikes!
Reasons why the new Judge Dredd movie may actually be worth seeing part 1:....
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-R4cyjqOd9_c/Ti22IcVMLsI/AAAAAAAAAqk/qLkQAOUDjKU/s1600/olivia-thirlby-judge-anderson.jpg)
Quote from: mad lemmey on 08 August 2011, 05:47:25 PM
Have you seen the images of the new Cat girl?
http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-news/catwoman-the-dark-knight-rises-batman-2011-08-08 (http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-news/catwoman-the-dark-knight-rises-batman-2011-08-08)
Totty on bikes!
Good Idea!!
I love Anne Hathaway!
This has never happened when I've been gardening...
PS: Add your own trimming the bush jokes...
:P
You mean...
when you were dancing...^^
Each to is own - these French are odd.... :d ;D
^^
Sorry for that!^^
Please, Leon, come back!
I'll guarantee two things:
- I don't dance.. ever!
- I certainly wouldn't look that good if I did...!
:D
That sheet looks like a Yugoslav National Army shelter half. And it stayed up for about the same amount of time. I wonder if she has filled her house with army surplus. I would rather see that to be honest...
Poor neglected thread :o
Prompted by some viewing tonight, Top 3 (4) Transporter Totty:
Shu Qi [The Transporter]:
(http://www.celebs101.com/wallpapers/Shu_Qi/146084/qi291280x960.jpg)
(http://imagerepository.net/images/s/h/18/shu-qi-transporter/1-shu-qi-transporter.jpg)
(http://mi9.com/uploads/female-celebrities/4029/shu-qi_1024x768_66698.jpg)
Amber Valetta [Transporter 2]:
(http://images3.cinema.de/imedia/6526/2136526,kbAjQ2AVf2rYpUKme42Sv4p5RZ5tEmm90NM5dkbf0Rr7Y6ndrWVt3TSkakTsbdK0YDjzV1xJTYwtQa_3w1eR_w==.jpg)
(http://www.joblo.com/images_arrownews/av983.jpg)
(http://www.leninimports.com/amber_valletta_gallery_4.jpg)
Kate Nauta [Transporter 2]:
(http://listrocker.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Kate-Nauta-transporter-2.jpg)
(http://www.damonchernavsky.com/Pictures/Pictures_Of_Celebrities/Kate_Nauta/kate-nauta-hot-girl-from-transporter-2.jpg)
(http://babesmedia.entertainment.ign.com/babes/image/article/647/647298/movie-babes-of-the-day-transporter-2-20050901095825830_640w.jpg)
Natalya Rudakova [Transporter 3]:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OvryYdVtfSo/SLeZSAXOkdI/AAAAAAAAB5Q/qeJjUPiqRKs/s400/Transporter3_Natalya_Rudakova2.bmp)
(http://img003.lazygirls.info/people/natalya_rudakova/natalya_rudakova_natalya_rudakova_transporter_3_2_wHBt1K0.sized.jpg)
(http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/still/transporter3_04.jpg)
I apologise for this. :-[
Good Idea, the transporter totty!
Transporter from Star Trek TOS
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR1goQJyvxwEE8vff42YCsCLGBBl9Ot9RX9gHwZmCISdDvgJM-rmOp4_w)
Enterprise D (Next Gen)
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTFUqlHAgZTvxHm1ain3YeZnnPBYGlMqQcQVI1PA58WzGjR3gbcLJlW7RQ)
Star Trek reboot
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTz5Ptx7HMo2egMuUILt0vu7evhdSAo0vNqQU8chiCPlxx-LPKg_cX_1w)
Yes, i'm a trekkie...
Love the pads on that TOS one...
Pic above reminded me of this one
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A bird in the hand is worth two in ...........
Was that Anita Bush?
DP
Quote from: Leon on 11 August 2011, 04:35:57 AM
This has never happened when I've been gardening...
PS: Add your own trimming the bush jokes...
:P
Hang on...
:-t
How is that a privacy fail? She was dancing in her panties on the web. Two old goats leering in through the window is the least of her worries surely. Internet = no privacy.
That was a long time...
Helene of Troy totty!
Diane Kruger
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTjYKBjijz1e1OQD23fIc3wXmBPetAJ7cERqsmJFFjsLODr83xKHH37l7b_)
Sienna Guillory
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRKyP2RWG4YSbG4Cy8BRlX9NtlsXOH1UcJx6QZRULFjqBMBRLtPXiyKrXI)
Err...Can't find anyone else...
Thanks - knew it wouldn't be long before she was posted! It's been too quiet round here, although the Totty is healthily creeping out into other branches of the forum!
For the Computer geeks among us
kaley cuoco from the big bang theory
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Olivia Wilde
Harley Quinn
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Quote from: Hector on 02 September 2011, 11:01:53 PM
kaley cuoco from the big bang theory
Yes indeed, very nice hardware...
Quote from: Hector on 02 September 2011, 11:01:53 PM
For the Computer geeks among us
kaley cuoco from the big bang theory
Hector wins.
Ooh no, hang on. I forgot Jewel Stait...
Still, BBT is a great comedy show and Kaley/Penny is certainly jolly good eye candy...
My wife is convinced i'm Sheldon in disguise... :-S
Yep - BBT is brilliant, the 'spilled something on teh coach' episode is superb, and she's a honey!
I feel a guilty pleasure coming on... I actually watch Casualty..... but Zoe is as good a reason as any.
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Carol Vorderman... Beauty, brains and a nice b** too! Well apparently she pipped Pippa Middleton to "Rear of the Year"
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Tiny Totty.
!(http://i1118.photobucket.com/albums/k611/technodestructorman/IMGP3754.jpg)
Well...you did say post 'her' in this thread.
Sorry she doesn't look more like the real thing !
Cheers Phil.
I want that mini... gimme gimme gimme :)
Me too - nicely done Phil 8)
Quote from: Paul Davies on 06 September 2011, 05:30:18 PM
Carol Vorderman... Beauty, brains and a nice b** too! Well apparently she pipped Pippa Middleton to "Rear of the Year"
Nice to see a grown-up posted occasionally.
Yep. I'll have one!
Thanks Guys.
'Gimme gimme gimmie ' ?
Great track by Blackfoot !
I already want to have another go. When time permits though !....And it hurts my eyes using that magnification on the optivisor ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
Blackfoot eh? I've got that limited edition 45 gatefold double-single of "Dry County" somewhere...I think...the one you can see right at the start of this vid...great song:
m/ <) m/
And Gimme Gimme Gimme...let's get it on...
Some inspiration for my Spartans...
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and one final one...
with her hands on a shooter!
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Thanks Nosher, that's cheered up my Friday no end!
Not bad for a Yorkshire Lass ;)
Nice mate - although if she's not careful, she'll have someone's eye out in a minute ;)
(http://www.pendrakenforum.co.uk/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=1714.0;attach=1180;image)
Don't worry Nik... Your eyes will be perfectly safe as long as the temperature doesn't drop :-) And with a heatwave predicted for this weekend...
Yummmmmy :)
... she should never have left Buffy.
I never fully recovered when she left the series.
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Top 3 Tron Totty:
Cindy Morgan:
(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/04/cindyasyori.jpg)
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljf3m2F58F1qb4k7io1_500.png)
(http://mimg.ugo.com/200812/15660/yori.jpg)
Olivia Wilde:
(http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/Tron-Legacy-Olivia-Wilde.jpg)
(http://geektyrant.com/storage/post-images/Tron%20Legacy.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1279326784828)
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/100723/Olivia-Wilde-Tron--Legacy_400.jpg)
Serinda Swan:
(http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/still/tron_legacy09.jpg)
(http://allmoviereviews.co.uk/files/2010/11/beau-garrett-tron.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-wpK1_mF8hx0/TXoXrHdmV8I/AAAAAAAAHZg/y3uRwjLF7GA/s1600/beau_garrett_tron_legacy_2010-1024x768.jpg)
Good call Nick. Got to say I enjoyed the new Tron much more than I expected to ;)@
Quote from: goat major on 02 October 2011, 05:19:34 PM
Good call Nick. Got to say I enjoyed the new Tron much more than I expected to ;)@
Must have been the brilliant plotline :D
One who gets better with age...
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Oh yes !
=D> >-)
or if you prefer cute this one
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Quote from: nikharwood on 23 September 2011, 11:54:14 PM
(http://www.pendrakenforum.co.uk/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=1714.0;attach=1180;image)
No disrespect to the MILF's, but that's what I call totteh. :)
Cheers,
Aart
Cos it's on now...Top 3 Stardust Totty:
Lamia: Michelle Pfeiffer
(http://files.myopera.com/edwardpiercy/blog/Stardust-MichellePfeiffer-3.jpg)
(http://www.handbag.com/cm/handbaguk/images/ST/or_614b88a5119264627126880.jpg)
(http://img001.lazygirls.info/people/michelle_pfeiffer/michelle_pfeiffer_michelle_pfeiffer_stardust_promo_still_2_AL28mSp.sized.jpg)
Victoria: Sienna Miller
(http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2006/05/stardust-movie.jpg)
(http://www.thisiswiltshire.co.uk/resources/images/193833/?type=display)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v612/Jane_k/stardust_stamps/victoria.jpg)
Slave Girl / Una: Kate McGowan
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v612/Jane_k/stardust_stamps/una.jpg)
(http://www.lorliaswood.fr/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/blue4.jpg)
(http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2007_Stardust/007SDT_Kate_Magowan_001.jpg)
Quote from: nikharwood on 12 October 2011, 09:29:21 PM
Cos it's on now...Top 3 Stardust Totty:
Oh, come on! You pick Sienna Miller and leave out Claire Danes? Are you insane?
:)
Cheers, Martyn
--
And it's a pretty good story too.....
Quote from: Raider4 on 12 October 2011, 09:52:29 PM
Oh, come on! You pick Sienna Miller and leave out Claire Danes? Are you insane?
I'm not ruling it out as a possibility ;D 8-}
Go on then: Top
4 Stardust Totty:
Yvaine: Claire Danes(http://www.femail.com.au/img/stardust1.jpg)
(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/08/09/arts/10stardust-600.jpg)
(http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/13100000/Yvaine-stardust-13114198-750-500.jpg)
And this is now the No.1 thread on the Forum for page views!
8) :-bd =D> <:-P
What is even better, with 304 (OK, now 305) replies, it shows that there is more totty in the world than plains and trains (only a measly 220+ replies). 8)
Well done Nik! :-bd
(Though I suppose some others have helped, too).
But mostly Nik
FAIL!!! :o
Tried to upload several photos and keep getting told already posted or file uploader too large :(
stop looking at the pics and you may find that your file uploader gets a bit smaller.....
Quote from: Nosher on 01 November 2011, 03:53:49 PM
Tried to upload several photos and keep getting told already posted or file uploader too large :(
Quote from: goat major on 01 November 2011, 03:55:22 PM
stop looking at the pics and you may find that your file uploader gets a bit smaller.....
Haha! :D
The file upload's are limited to quite a small size, so you may be better off linking them direct.
In honour of Smoggycon this weekend:
(http://blog.fooyoh.com/_data/play7/images/20070109/middlesbrough2.jpg)
will she be on the pendraken stand ?
Quote from: goat major on 25 November 2011, 09:34:39 AM
will she be on the pendraken stand ?
Yes. Yes she will... :P
You ope :D
IanS
Of course she will be - that's Leon's missus :D
Quote from: Kiwidave on 25 November 2011, 09:56:27 AM
Of course she will be - that's Leon's missus :D
8->
My missus will be there, but she'll be wearing a bit more than a Boro shirt!
Is it really ?
I'm well impressed !
My fave from YEARS ago was Linda Lucardi......She must be nearly as old as me.
Cheers - Phil
Tonight, it's Top 3 Cosplay Fantasy Gaming Totty:
(http://vnmedia.ign.com/l2vault.ign.com/images/blogs/TamohsBlogs/meiwei.jpg)
(http://paizo.com/image/content/Conventions/GenCon2010JennySeoni.jpg)
(http://www.craiglotter.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/alycone-cosplay-magic-knight-rayearth2.jpg)
Tonight: Top 3 Finnish Female Soldier Totty [especially for Techno]:
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3308/3277223562_5f37f646c0.jpg)
RTFM :D
(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3372/3239731834_753c5ba14a.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3575/3857444892_8b81105c3a_o.jpg)
:D
I don't know how you manage to dig some of these up! :-\
Quote from: Leon on 23 December 2011, 10:50:21 PM
:D
I don't know how you manage to dig some of these up! :-\
Neither do I Leon..........Do you want these as project Z ?.....Or shall I finish X & Y off first ? ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
Quote from: Techno on 23 December 2011, 11:09:26 PM
Neither do I Leon..........Do you want these as project Z ?.....Or shall I finish X & Y off first ? ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
Two bits of Greenstuff on one of our Finnish figures and Bob's your uncle!
Quote from: Leon on 23 December 2011, 10:50:21 PM
:D
I don't know how you manage to dig some of these up! :-\
You need to invest in your Google-Fu Leon! After seeing the dogsled thread and Techno's comment yesterday, I did some searching myself and came up with the exact same pics! And some others in a 'Let's pretend it's the beach and never mind that we freeze our butts off babes in swimsuit in the snow category'. Finnish babes are tough!
I'm actually been waiting for Nik's 'Xmas Edition'... =P~ :D
Patience, my friend...patience... ;)
Well, it's near enough: Top 3 2011 Santa's Little Helpers:
(http://s.tidebuy.com/images/product/1/1738/1738693_1.jpg)
(http://www.sparklingstrawberry.com/product_images/m/680/co3637__49130_zoom.jpg)
(http://tremendousnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/santas-little-helper-costume-11212-33437_zoom.jpg)
QuoteTwo bits of Greenstuff on one of our Finnish figures and Bob's your uncle!
Shouldn't that be "Bob's your Aunty"?
Quote from: nikharwood on 23 December 2011, 09:06:54 PM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3575/3857444892_8b81105c3a_o.jpg)
Damn...she is...really...cute...
=P~ =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~
Nice place for Zippers :D
Quote from: Blaker on 29 December 2011, 11:08:39 PM
Nice place for Zippers :D
;D =O :-bd <:-P 8-}
Good spot Blake 8)
;D ;D
I don't think she's in the military though - look at her nails!
She's still cute though :D
Must admit I was thinking the same thing regarding those....erm....chest pocket zippers :-[
Cheers - Mr Smutty.
QuoteRTFM :D
(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3372/3239731834_753c5ba14a.jpg)
Trust a woman to bring a Littlewoods catalogue on manouevres...
Far too cute to be using Littlewoods.....
IanS
Star Wars.
Princess Leia
(http://skipjenkins.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/1183148534326.jpeg)
(http://www.tin-god.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/slave-leia-bikini-2-702x1024.jpg)
R2 D2
(http://stuffmideast.com/wp-content/uploads/artoo-bikini.jpg)
C3PO
(http://stuffmideast.com/wp-content/uploads/threepio-bikini.jpg)
Storm troopers
(http://www.newlaunches.com/sexy_starwars.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-b0yg2TpYvzQ/Ta5AF8mcgQI/AAAAAAAAAOU/dJU9B6yUPOI/s1600/stormtrooper-babe-sexy-corset.jpg)
Boba Fett
(http://mimg.ugo.com/201007/52370/cuts/sdcc-cosplay-18_480x640.jpg)
Darth Vader
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Y5TwdoOLPTI/TA7P5lvfONI/AAAAAAAANxY/I1D3vkLp1B0/s1600/sexyvader060810a.jpg)
Han Solo...
(http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/88/52/debc728e1cd773d3a37185968f407ca6.jpg)
(http://iwannabeajedi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/han-solo-girl-1.jpg)
...and Chewbacca
(http://www.cosplaya.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/lady-chewbacca-costume.jpg)
Imperial officer
(http://electrokami.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/sexy-imperial-officer.jpg)
Ahsoka
(http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2008/08/13/previews/Ahsoka%20Tano%20with%20Clone%20Troopers-ALO-023829.jpg)
And finally...the Death Star.
(http://www.galacticbinder.com/images/Blog/death-star-tattoo.jpg)
Couple of stunningly awful wigs there, I reckon ;D ;D
Happy New Year All - Cheers - Phil. (Got some WIP shots of project Y to post in the next couple of days (Maybe tomorrow)...Hope you like them...But they're nowhere near finished yet...Oh all right...A couple are pretty close.) ;)
Some happy memories there of the star wars expo my OH dragged me to :-[ :D
OMG it is not a moon it is a ..... ;D
Is it me, or is the first Han Solo using a modified Mauser ?
Cheers - Phil.
Which is what Solo's gun is in the films, whilst the Stormtroopers used modified Stirlings!
Yep, Han Solo used a modified Mauser C96 as a DL-44 'heavy blaster pistol'.
(http://essenmitsosse.de/blog/wp-content/uploads/starwars/mauser.jpg)
The Stormtrooper stock blasters (E-11 blaster rifles) were modified Sterling L2A3's.
(http://www.thegoldencloset.com/merchant/graphics/00000001/OldP00042.jpg)
Also the L2A3 formed the bases of the DH-17 blasters used by the Rebels defending the Tantive 4 starship at the start of A New Hope.
(http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/images/product_images/cai030.jpg)
(Top image)
The Imperial light support weapons (DLT-19 heavy blaster rifles) were based on the MG34.
(http://www.501st.com/crl/TK_CRL/122_Stormtrooper_HWT/122_23.jpg)
Their main support weapon (TL21 light repeating blaster) seen on Tatooine quite a bit, was a Lewis gun.
(http://www.501st.com/crl/TK_CRL/122_Stormtrooper_HWT/122_24.jpg)
The Rebels on Hoth used BlasTech A295 blaster rifles which were based on the German WWII Sturmgewehr 44, although in Jedi when using them on Endor, they were cobbled together from Colt M-16s and AR-15s...
(http://www.studiocreations.com/howto/endorrebelsoldier/images/endor_hoth_rifle_comparison.jpg)
Princess Leia's gun in A New Hope is a 'sporting blaster' based on the Margolin .22 MTs target pistol.
(http://www.yourprops.com/movieprops/default/47987a3c6422e/Star-Wars--A-New-Hope-1977/Princess-Leia-Blaster.jpg)
Um...hang on...i've strayed off topic.
Here's a picture of a whole mess of gold bikini, pillow fight lovliness to get back on track...
(http://cache.wists.com/thumbnails/c/0b/c0b8af31c077dc4aa899b0f5721d32e5-orig)
In memory of Ronald Searle: Top 3 St Trinian's Totty:
Original
(http://cosmobells.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/trinians.jpg)
(http://www.britishmovieclassics.com/_files/Image/StTrinians_460x276.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/03/article-2081696-01F9309C0000044D-25_634x391.jpg)
Update
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/25/article-1230840-06522DD4000005DC-34_634x425.jpg)
(http://www.moviepicturedb.com/pictures/08_11/2007/964587/l_964587_6703c231.jpg)
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_01/sttrinians5BIG1004_468x361.jpg)
Comparisons:
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_02/TriniansDM_468x338.jpg)
(http://www.joblo.com/moviehotties/images/news/5S6SchoolGrilStTrinians.jpg)
I does appear to take a lock more work to look like a rebel these days.
From the Scatter Dice thread [here: http://www.pendrakenforum.co.uk/index.php/topic,4448.0.html], I thought tonight had better be:
Top 3 Dice Totty:
(http://i.ebayimg.com/22/!BzvTQ)QB2k~$(KGrHqYOKigE)Uf9VCEVBM(Y-wkcs!~~_35.JPG)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lljf7h5mWa1qheu1ro1_400.jpg)
There's a die in this one...honest...and you've got to love a game of Strip D&D:
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnm2p2to4Y1qirmsfo1_500.jpg)
Bonus...ok,ok, so there's no dice in this one. But I did look...hard...
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmdyw17phG1ql0eblo1_500.jpg)
Well...
I'm waiting for a comment from Lemmy about one of the wandering monsters in that one.
Politeness prevents me from saying anything. :-[
Cheers - Phil.
Some impressive pips on display there
I rolled a 6! ;D
Phil - daqmn, wouldn't have thought of that! Am I getting a reputation here or something? ;)
;D ;D ;D
If only I could find an opponent that good looking ;)
Cecile de France - schwing!!!!!
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Quote from: Nosher on 25 January 2012, 09:08:36 AM
Cecile de France - schwing!!!!!
Steady mate - you'll have someone's eye out if you're not careful =O
I heard this on the news last night and was worried Leon & Dave had suddenly gone all PC:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/feb/02/top-totty-beer-parliament-ban (http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/feb/02/top-totty-beer-parliament-ban)
But it's only beer!
Quote from: mad lemmey on 03 February 2012, 08:26:26 AM
But it's only beer!
[size=100pt]Ban Beer !!!!!![/size]
IanS
Quote from: ianrs54 on 03 February 2012, 09:41:36 AM
[size=100pt]Ban Beer !!!!!![/size]
IanS
How could they...
btw Ian - size only works to 99! :D
Haha, she was 'disturbed'? Really?! =) :-\
Quote from: Leon on 03 February 2012, 07:52:56 PM
Haha, she was 'disturbed'? Really?! =) :-\
I'm going to email her & refer her to this thread...not that she'd ever make an appearance here...definitely not Totty :o
Oooh....Ooooh...Ooooh...! :o
What a sexist remark by that very naughty Mr Harwood !...
Stwike him centuwien...Vewwy wuffly ! ;)
Cheers - Phil.
And throw him to the floor sir?
Quote from: Techno on 04 February 2012, 04:57:39 PM
Oooh....Ooooh...Ooooh...! :o
What a sexist remark by that very naughty Mr Harwood !...
Stwike him centuwien...Vewwy wuffly ! ;)
Cheers - Phil.
Not sexist at all mate - subjective, yes...this is
not what I call totty:
(http://www.brake.org.uk/assets/images/parliamentarian-awards/kgreen.jpg)
This is what I call totty:
(http://www.weblo.com/asset_images/large/Hottie.com_472cc6554c61c.jpg)
Quote from: Luddite on 04 February 2012, 06:09:40 PM
And throw him to the floor sir?
Yes....Thwow him to the floor please !
Sorry Nik....You're right !....Didn't have me specs on at the time. ;D ;D
In the interests of being politically correct, do you think we should change the name of the thread to "Your top three most attractive females of the species Homo Sapiens ?".....Doesn't trip off the tongue though does it ?.....Says he crossing the ball into the area, where Lemmy (striker extraordinaire) waits to volley the ball into the net....
Cheers - Phil. (I'll set 'em up Lemmy....You knock 'em in !)
Volleyball, I'll let you guys do the work on this one:
http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=beach+volleyball&hl=en&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=IKUtT_2LFofD0QWJis2tCA&ved=0CFAQsAQ&biw=1600&bih=799 (http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=beach+volleyball&hl=en&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=IKUtT_2LFofD0QWJis2tCA&ved=0CFAQsAQ&biw=1600&bih=799)
Good goal mate !
I'll take the assist.
Cheers - Phil. ;)
Bleedin Lesbians... Thats some poor bloke going without!
Lets stick to the script gents - too much talk, not enough pics :P
Top Olympics Totty...
Miss and Miss Sauna 2012
Miss Unicycle and Miss Polevault
Miss Basketball
Haha, I like how your attaching these to your posts there, indicating that these files are saved on your computer... :D :P
Quote from: Leon on 04 February 2012, 11:54:01 PM
Haha, I like how your attaching these to your posts there, indicating that these files are saved on your computer... :D :P
How VERY dare you Sir! :D!
These piccies are offically licensed London 2012 materials dontcha know! 8)
Saved and then deleted immediately after so the other half doesn't stumble across them... :-[
Quote from: Nosher on 05 February 2012, 09:56:17 AM
How VERY dare you Sir! :D!
These piccies are offically licensed London 2012 materials dontcha know! 8)
Saved and then deleted immediately after so the other half doesn't stumble across them... :-[
:D ;)
I never new lycra could strecth like this!
As you can see it did need to stretch somewhat!
Been catching up with a couple episodes of Hustle that I missed, with one including...
Top 3 Skye Lourie Totty:
(http://www.brianarisonline.com/acatalog/pu_skye_lourie-1.jpg)
(http://www.channel4.com/assets/programmes/images/the-pillars-of-the-earth/skye-lourie/c404854e-075e-41d7-b76c-d3f4f93d53bc_412x232.jpg)
(http://www.brianarisonline.com/acatalog/pu_skye_lourie-3.jpg)
Summer Glau
Poor neglected totty thread :(
I thought I'd start re-watching my '24' DVDs...so - Top 3 Elisha Cuthbert Totty [Jack Bauer's daughter]:
(http://www.clbz.tk/celebrity-photos/elisha-cuthbert-18.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-c1pWinAev4/TPRx4L81fUI/AAAAAAAABbc/qbNah-Hs4uk/s1600/Elisha%2BCuthbert%2B%252857%2529.jpg)
(http://www.howmuchdotheyweigh.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Elisha-Cuthbert.jpeg)
:o
That's almost enough to make me try watching '24'!
:D
Well, just to convince you that these are worth watching...
Top 3 Mia Kerschner 24 Totty:
(http://www.dougweb.org/images/blog/mia%20kirshner_004.jpg)
(http://images.wikia.com/24/images/3/3a/Mandy_S4.jpg)
(http://www.tvpredictions.com/hotkirshnerone.jpg)
And...just in case you need further evidence...
Top 3 Kate Mara 24 Totty:
(http://www.terrorhotties.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/138899.jpg)
(http://www.moviespad.com/photos/kate-mara-image-976b9.jpg)
(http://www.katemara.net/wp-content/uploads/kate-mara-naked-0309.jpg)
:P :P :P :P I knew I should have not come to this thread on my 6th of 8 night shifts.
Quote from: nikharwood on 25 March 2012, 12:06:25 AM
Poor neglected totty thread :(
I thought I'd start re-watching my '24' DVDs...so - Top 3 Elisha Cuthbert Totty [Jack Bauer's daughter]:
Hmmm... :-\
Perhaps we could do a swap Nik ?...I'll send you the 4th episode of Resident Evil...and you can send me the '24' DVDs ?
Oh pants ! #-o.....I forgot....I've told you how bad that one is already ! ;)
Cheers - Phil.
Haha - nice try ;D
Undergarments leviosum?
Listening to random play while following the football online....chucked up this honey:
Top 3 Nina Persson (The Cardigans) Totty:
(http://www.leninimports.com/nina_persson_gallery_5.jpg)
(http://www.sito.org/id/gis/SG-nina-bar.JPG)
(http://www.alwaysontherun.net/cardnina.jpg)
Nik, you realise you missed National Cleavage Day yesterday don't you... :o :D
Quote from: Leon on 31 March 2012, 04:10:53 PM
Nik, you realise you missed National Cleavage Day yesterday don't you... :o :D
I always said that working was a vastly over-rated experience...grr...
So - 24 hours late (better late than never though, eh?!)
Top 3 National Cleavage Day Totty:(http://reviews.in.88db.com/images/stories/National-Cleavage-Day-2012.jpg)
(http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2011/4/15/17/kate-upton-celebrates-national-cleavage-day-8703-1302902681-62.jpg)
(http://www.blastgroups.com/uploads/normal_4_1216228550_1725869.jpg)
Prompted by a rainy-day-let's-watch-kids-films...
Top 3 Scooby Doo Movie Totty:
Sarah Michelle Gellar:
(http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2002_Scooby_Doo/2002_Scooby_Doo_117.jpg)
Isla Fisher:
(http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2002_Scooby_Doo/2002_Scooby_Doo_225.jpg)
Alicia Silverstone:
(http://www.edawood.com/ladiesfund/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/alicia-silverstone.jpg)
Top 3 Steampunk Totty:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm5rulsVeu1qklhnjo1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1nt9jeAGF1qbf5yuo1_400.jpg)
(http://cdn.makeuptalk.com/7/79/793bdea4_steampunk_girl_1_2.jpeg)
Steampunk's cool.
No those girls just make it look cool.
Trust me Luddite, you wouldnt look that cool if you dressed like that.
Cannot agree more! There was one at Salute that would definitely NOT have made it onto the lists here, that was not cool steampunk!
TheOld adage 'just because you can, doesn't mean you should!' springs to mind!
Quote from: mad lemmey on 27 May 2012, 09:17:06 AM
Cannot agree more! There was one at Salute that would definitely NOT have made it onto the lists here, that was not cool steampunk!
TheOld adage 'just because you can, doesn't mean you should!' springs to mind!
Seen - sage advice....
Watching this again tonight...so:
Top 3 Max Payne (film) Natasha Totty:
(http://cdn10.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2003/07/23569466-23569469-large.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-z-KVtJX5czc/TxMhe0CdaII/AAAAAAAAAw4/_dPtQ51p-Zg/s1600/max-payne-olga-kurylenko_786x786.jpg)
(http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/5125/394658-natasha_large.jpg)
And its natural follow-up...
Top 3 Mila Kunis Totty:
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/03/milakunis4902.jpg)
(http://www.jakefinnegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/mila-kunis-hot11.jpg)
(http://www.date-dreaming.com/with-mila-kunis/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/mila-wow.jpg)
Pictures like this are not good to look at when your on your 11th consecutive 12 hour night shift!!!!!!
It remind me of what I am missind ;)
:D Guess what I'm watching?
Top 3 Angelina Jolie Wanted Totty:
(http://www.moviewallpaper.net/wpp/Angelina_Jolie_in_Wanted_Wallpaper_12_1280.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3188/2629914845_9f3140381a_o.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_td4gOPRGXcI/SwmO-PSp1mI/AAAAAAAAAsA/co7_BG6WXPM/s1600/jolietattoo.jpg)
Oh Mr Harwood, you're spoiling us!
Great film, was there anyone else in it?
Quote from: mad lemmey on 04 June 2012, 07:38:30 PM
Great film, was there anyone else in it?
No idea mate 8) 8-} <) :D
Top 3 Artful Totty:
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-DRG_FkLG1Cw/T8utcve6nBI/AAAAAAAAQZQ/dvtiIc3f8x0/s718/saq.jpg)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-UQSQpCwemAM/T8xkkZYUq-I/AAAAAAAAQjU/Jw337UW7_hc/s373/buen.jpg)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-mKh7l1C9TKo/T8us7hFD-MI/AAAAAAAAQYs/5QoGRc8ZRMY/s588/aa.jpg)
Top 3 Black & White Totty:
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-EZGCfPaZ8KU/T8yAfJJIxFI/AAAAAAAAQpA/eXk1xs7UeEM/s640/05.jpg)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-EBMhV3lcwyg/T8x_T2qv6eI/AAAAAAAAQoA/KE7O8Ji_raQ/s590/03.jpg)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-ClQlcRlOknM/T8x-nNfAZ2I/AAAAAAAAQnA/4jgHFJXj2mA/s591/01.jpg)
Hmmm, arty! :D
You really are going for those 65 posts a day aren't you!
Yep :)
Top 3 Chelsea FC Ladies Totty:
Gemma Bonner:
(http://www.chelseafc.com/javaImages/c5/9a/0,,10268~10459845,00.jpg)
Claire Rafferty:
(http://img.fifa.com/imgml/tournament/fwwc/players/germany2011/xl/295617.png)
Hayley Moorwood:
(http://static.stuff.co.nz/1333438417/394/6688394.jpg)
Nik - Used to teach Kelly Smith, please don't post her... Seriously!
Top 3 Billie Piper Totty:
(http://billiepiper.fansiter.com/pictures/closeup.jpg)
(http://celebs.widewallpapers.ru/md/b/billie-piper/1680/Billie-Piper-1680x1050-005.jpg)
(http://www.celebwallpaper.us/p/b/billie_piper/billie_piper_2.jpg)
Quote from: mad lemmey on 04 June 2012, 08:23:19 PM
Nik - Used to teach Kelly Smith, please don't post her... Seriously!
Don't worry mate - she's Arsenal anyway, isn't she? :)
Top 3 Kemper Suicide Totty:
(http://designyoutrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/one_piece_r2d2.jpg)
(http://wildflowerzine.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/kemper3.jpg?w=500)
(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/tsminteractive.com/files/2011/06/Kemper-Suicide01.jpg)
Actually, bonus one - Darth Kemper Totty:
(http://www.ybomb.com/wp-content/plugins/fcontent/images/FZNP3.jpg)
=P~
And tonight I'm watching...
Top 3 The Three Musketeers (1993) Totty:
Rebecca de Mornay (Countess de Winter):
(http://jsrpages.co.uk/pics/rdltm.jpg)
Gabrielle Anwar (Queen Anne):
(http://www.celebsgossips.com/wp-content/gallery/gabrielle-anwar/gabrielle-anwar__1298672325-63302.jpg)
Julie Delpy (Constance):
(http://drunkengossip.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/14949770/2012/04/28/Julie_Delpy_318.jpg)
In fact, that last one has led to this...
Top 3 Gabrielle Anwar Totty:
(http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/wp-content/uploads/Gabrielle-Anwar-Hot.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-86DyeuCCX5g/TfPnNHOyLbI/AAAAAAAAAy0/cbQsRu568dw/s1600/fiona_glenanne4.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DpYuaopxosQ/TOPGZUlLlCI/AAAAAAAAAhc/DL42_EZ8ijM/s1600/fionagun.jpg)
Wow! Nik is hard at work getting these Totty Pix uploaded for us, oops did I say hard ? :-[
Quote from: Blaker on 05 June 2012, 09:53:20 AM
Wow! Nik is hard at work getting these Totty Pix uploaded for us, oops did I say hard ? :-[
We could change his name to... nah, that would be too cheap wouldn't it? :P
Cheers,
Aart
If I may add three of my current fave totty;
Oh In-Hye
(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/5916/1323483982ohinhyehonguc.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/706/1323483982ohinhyehonguc.jpg/)
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Saaya Irie(http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7535/si1a3.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/209/si1a3.jpg/)
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Ai Shinozaki(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/5781/abmb.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/228/abmb.jpg/)
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:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o @-) @-) @-) @-) @-) :x :x :x :x :x :x
Yum - very nice :)
The oriental gilrs don't do it for me I'm afraid :(
However Miss Suicide is well worth a look or three :-[
Gives the lie to the perception of the under-endowed, under-nourished eastern girl, doesn't it. :-*
are we suggesting that the endowment is entirely down to good diet...... :-\
Quote from: goat major on 07 June 2012, 11:05:48 AM
are we suggesting that the endowment is entirely down to good diet...... :-\
I don't think she got those on a strictly rice diet ;)
My first GF was Japanese... :x
Quote from: Nosher on 06 June 2012, 09:27:57 PM
The oriental gilrs don't do it for me I'm afraid :(
However Miss Suicide is well worth a look or three :-[
I have to go with Nosher on this. While some of the Asian girls assets are amazing it makes me fel a little uncomfortable as they all look about 13.
While I am not particularly keen on Tattoos in Mis Suicides case I feel a real need to get a closer and more complete look at some of those tattoos :d
Quote from: nikharwood on 05 June 2012, 01:22:48 AM
(...) Countess de Winter
Hello
That's funny : in the original french books, she's mostly called "milady de Winter". not in the english books ? ( but she IS a Countess )
( by the way, for those who didn't read all, you can try "twenty years later" and "The Vicomte de Bragelonne" I think they are very good. Not so "flashy" but very interesting)
my contribution to this thread :
(http://smolensk.homelinux.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/portrait-of-young-fresh-beautiful-girl-in-fence-costume-with-sword-and-fencing-mask-200x300.jpg)
Tattoos ?
I'm sorry.....But those look absolutely blanking AWFUL !
Why on earth does an attractive lass plaster herself with those ?.....VILE!! :-q :-q :-q
Anti - Totty to me.
Cheers - Mr Fuddy Duddy.
;D hear hear!!
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 08 June 2012, 05:42:05 PM
I have to go with Nosher on this. While some of the Asian girls assets are amazing it makes me fel a little uncomfortable as they all look about 13.
Maybe this is a little more to one's taste :o
(http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/2530/widdecombdm0509468x646.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/853/widdecombdm0509468x646.jpg/)
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Tattoos are beautiful.
Tramp stamps (i'll have no.42 out of the book please) less so.
Determining the difference between the two can sometimes be subjective.
Agreed Luddite...
It IS very subjective.
SOME tattoos can be 'beautiful', I totally concur....whereas there's a point where you go well 'over the top'....Yep....Again...I know...that's down to a very personal point of view.
(Beauty IS in the eye of the beholder.....So true !)
But slowly smothering yourself with artwork (to this old f*rt) seems like slapping camo' over something that simply doesn't need it !
She's a very attractive lass ....But (again) to me she's lessened her beauty by covering herself with those 'tats'.....Does nothing for me at all....(Just the opposite, I'm afraid.)
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: ronan on 08 June 2012, 05:50:29 PM
Hello
That's funny : in the original french books, she's mostly called "milady de Winter". not in the english books ? ( but she IS a Countess )
( by the way, for those who didn't read all, you can try "twenty years later" and "The Vicomte de Bragelonne" I think they are very good. Not so "flashy" but very interesting)
my contribution to this thread :
(http://smolensk.homelinux.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/portrait-of-young-fresh-beautiful-girl-in-fence-costume-with-sword-and-fencing-mask-200x300.jpg)
Yum 8)
Countess de Winter is her name in the Disney film version I was watching :)
I can't believe we've now got Widdecombe in the Top 3 Totty thread...shocker... :o :( :o
Tattoos - yes, interesting - always provokes debate...I might have to provide more material for research later :d
'k - so, Top 3 Tattoo Totty:
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-Tv1JyIfxCc0/T9ESTwtO0GI/AAAAAAAAmfw/e9KmD8d3VVY/s497/tumblr_m0zkeqkU8F1qz6ifro1_500.jpg)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-KS9_bFQNVRI/T4cmfOXv0bI/AAAAAAAAGKY/wbWB7cDEAMA/s588/Eliona_BlackWidow_Cropped.jpg)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-iswrq8XrSFY/T6abbkrJPqI/AAAAAAAAItM/qPvpPw67Tfc/s588/Arabella_PirateGirl.jpg)
Plenty more of these...
FFS Nik, now you are seriously on my wave length :D
Craig
Quote from: TinyTerrain on 08 June 2012, 10:28:30 PM
FFS Nik, now you are seriously on my wave length :D
Craig
Coolio - which means you're going to love...
Top 3 Suicide Girls Totty: Part One...Arabella:
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-CyjNmFhvyNM/TyrmQOxDCdI/AAAAAAAABzs/au6YQ8eK-Nw/s903/Arabella.jpg)
Vice:
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-_IeNWJ7cTRo/T8fLE1hp_MI/AAAAAAAAKyQ/Kv0JrDsrpWM/s882/Vice_PatchworkPS.jpg)
Sawa:
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-aMkVytgx1po/T66Jnhov3aI/AAAAAAAAJL8/rk9Io8-ioBQ/s589/1271834.jpg)
Top 3 Suicide Girls Totty Part Two:
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-GnerQKfhk4Y/T85r3pstdjI/AAAAAAAALSs/cCCJi-QR2IU/s882/Serefina_TowardDivinity.jpg)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-nU_5ytEYBWc/T81NraUJriI/AAAAAAAALMM/QpH72oE2oh0/s882/Arabella_CozyUp.jpg)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-qGreSVhYSds/T80NRTj01CI/AAAAAAAALGU/gdFZxnubL3o/s885/Areia_TheRedSeason.jpg)
Top 3 Suicide Girls Totty Part Three:
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-Ef5xavAkKUk/T8z1e-oWuBI/AAAAAAAALFk/65-CBRgQytI/s588/Ginebra_Caramel.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-UmFnYb3wrZI/T76_ubaiSeI/AAAAAAAAKLk/bw0FMMc8KlY/s588/Satelina.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-i7xvcaPt8FE/T70g6eSiaII/AAAAAAAAKGE/w8yLOBAFYWU/s884/10.jpg)
Top 3 Suicide Girls Totty Part Four:
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-UsTUVnCLdUE/T70gjjxQkkI/AAAAAAAAKFk/Uh9F7cmnUUo/s588/Riae.jpg)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-nGYgLGka9Uw/T7wsNKzh1UI/AAAAAAAAKCE/_FiYTFpDngQ/s588/Bessy.jpg)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-r5Osc7yhe_s/T7KmhYaAqlI/AAAAAAAAJdE/Z15MCo-SQ2k/s882/Patton_Improvise.jpg)
Top 3 Suicide Girls Totty Part Five:
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-UWToTG9n9lQ/T7E08LmnxXI/AAAAAAAAJZE/1ng1SxompmA/s882/AnnaLee.jpg)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-dJpBrwQ0cUg/T61d_BzEglI/AAAAAAAAJE0/NGM2C2iW6RI/s882/HelenJade_BedroomTalking.jpg)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-II9QYcYeufE/T6abuRxWAgI/AAAAAAAAIts/q9JssAxJqV8/s882/Patton_BlondeAmbition.jpg)
Nearly up to today post quota already Nik, it's only 00:41 (not complaining mind you) :D
Quote from: mad lemmey on 09 June 2012, 12:41:13 AM
Nearly up to today post quota already Nik, it's only 00:41 (not complaining mind you) :D
I was just having a break (to watch the footy highlights...)
So - Top 3 Suicide Girls Totty Part Six:(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-4wr6D8buFq0/T7KmDciVB6I/AAAAAAAAJcs/PL4FYztsvHk/s588/Carrina_TeExtrano.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-lNuk_RHM4Nc/T6r60jWaAOI/AAAAAAAAI5Q/5xg883wWhWE/s882/Georjah_TheTourist.jpg)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-XY5faBxXLA8/T6Pv3nU_vyI/AAAAAAAAIk8/wKv63hh5_Ik/s588/Katherine_Sanctified.jpg)
Top 3 Suicide Girls Totty Part Seven:
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Tt2-T76J5V8/T58YZMjjgPI/AAAAAAAAINI/i2c2zvcu-_M/s588/Bradley_SugarKitty.jpg)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-nmc0kecHvm0/T548WHcLJmI/AAAAAAAAIIA/elUleUqvOuk/s882/oogie.jpg)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-JnMXNEBlpg8/T5nb3GHKV8I/AAAAAAAAH6Y/7Ee-LmEtwwg/s588/Gogo_TilltheSunTurnsBlack_PS.jpg)
Top 3 Suicide Girls Totty Part Eight:
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-K16JcKYFvnE/T5mulDn8rsI/AAAAAAAAH3o/76LRKvHKLoQ/s588/Vice_Undeniable.jpg)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-oPQlHn-C6aI/T4yMpdWWbkI/AAAAAAAAGn0/14l91hzNQ40/s669/Arabella_Cropped.jpg)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-5ETIDIdto3U/T4j7psitMaI/AAAAAAAAGaM/ef7CNu-4usc/s882/riae.jpg)
Top 3 Suicide Girls Totty Part Nine:
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-3szy2QWPnlE/T2aJW4-65-I/AAAAAAAAEoQ/fUDCZ4RvS4w/s588/Bob.jpg)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-7WrdUZSZF4k/T2JcLlX1UYI/AAAAAAAAEZI/tuqCplOjA2Q/s882/03.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-cm96zco8QbU/T1OajpSJHNI/AAAAAAAAD54/3HYFulnmQ3I/s882/Vice.jpg)
Top 3 Suicide Girls Totty Part Ten:
(the last of the Suicide Girls - unless anyone wants more?!)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-74Q9O9yzEgk/T06uW5wmqMI/AAAAAAAADrA/cQqqO3nDAbM/s882/Waikiki.jpg)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-x0VgHoUaSW4/Tz7CdSRZCKI/AAAAAAAADCA/e4Q-QaHN1JU/s882/Ackley.jpg)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-CnIHOPXfwpw/TzQeQKU2PFI/AAAAAAAACgY/Uegpuhr8bwc/s588/Valhala.jpg)
Someone's been busy! And we all appreciate it...! :-bd
Johanna Lundback
(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/8329/0johannalundback1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/706/0johannalundback1.jpg/) (http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/8910/0johannalundback2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/837/0johannalundback2.jpg/)
Yuuka
(http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/1172/0yuuka1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/19/0yuuka1.jpg/) (http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/4886/0yuuka2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/809/0yuuka2.jpg/)
Natalie Suliman
(http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/6461/0nataliesuliman1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/820/0nataliesuliman1.jpg/) (http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/6039/0nataliesuliman2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/577/0nataliesuliman2.jpg/)
Well after very close examination of Nik's tattooed ladies, on the whole I also don't like tats on the fair sex.
(Hypocrite - moi, with my tattoo?!?)
Ditto on both the opinion and the personal hypocrisy! I know I'm antiquated and occasionally sexist, but to me tats on a lady is on a par with her having a moustache. Sorry if anyone's offended.... :-[
Strange that innit ?.....I suppose I must be sexist too, in the fact that I don't find tattoos (or rather, I should say lots of tattoos) on girls/women attractive.
It's obviously just a personal thing I guess....We'll all have our different points of view.
As Ben says...It's a bit hypocritical when I don't find anything 'wrong' with them on blokes !
Cheers - Phil.
As Techno says...
Quote from: Techno on 08 June 2012, 07:52:30 PM
(Beauty IS in the eye of the beholder.....So true !)
Personally i like a bit of ink, as long as its well done.
This for example isn't
very sexy.
(http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2012/04/tumblr_m2w2niXXhv1qaac30o1_500.jpeg)
Whereas this is slightly moreso...
(http://fashion4chill.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Small-Flower-Tattoos-Tips-For-Girls-in-Choosing-This-Tattoo-Designs1.jpg)
And its best not to fall asleep in the chair...
(http://amazingdata.com/mediadata16/Image/weird_stuff_cool_crazy_offbeat_star_tattoos_01_200907241336191337.jpg)
Good grief !
What on earth is that top one supposed to be ? ;D ;D ;D....I think even my limited skills at 'flat art' could do oodles better than that.
Second one....Tasteful (oh alright then...I know that's just my opinion...I appreciate that's the case)....Understated, and very nicely and professionally done.
The bottom one....No comment.
Cheers - Phil.
Quote from: Techno on 09 June 2012, 10:00:56 AM
As Ben says...It's a bit hypocritical when I don't find anything 'wrong' with them on blokes !
I think a lot of it is about what is considered tasteful. Luddite posted three pics; the middle one was fine, but the other two horrible on many levels. But I think that also works for men too. I find that there's something impressive when I see images of yakuza or Samoans were traditional skin-art, but then I look at Beckham's jamboree of tackiness....
But what am I doing talking about chaps, this is supposed to be about ladies of loveliness.
Having perused Nik's recent marathon postings and having had time to consider the various art forms presented I have come to the following conclusions:
1. Tasteful tats on lovely ladies clearly have something going for them
2. Tasteful tats and piercings and lingerie/stockings clearly has something going for it
2. Nik STILL has a thing for redheads
3. and for brunettes
4. and for blondes
5. but mainly redheads
6. I would gladly undergo a well men's health check if the 'nurse/medic' with blue hair were to offer to undertake the process
7. The wife was clearly out/in bed/away on business when the aforementioned 'Connoisseur of Totty threads' undertook this mammoth series of postings!
Keep them coming!
I know what Jesus would do. He'd give that lass a good, sound spankiing, followed by a heavenly .. ehm, let's say "make-over".
Cheers,
Aart
Quote from: Techno on 09 June 2012, 12:30:48 PM
Good grief !
What on earth is that top one supposed to be ?
I believe...its a human centipede. :-&
But given that this is supposed to be a place for the pure appreciation of the female form in all her classical beauty, that particularly dark corner of the human experience is best left where it belongs i feel...
I've nothing against tattoos on a woman, so long as you learn something in the process
No tattoos on these ones;
Eiko Koike
(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/1205/1eikokoike1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/194/1eikokoike1.jpg/) (http://img861.imageshack.us/img861/1079/1eikokoike2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/861/1eikokoike2.jpg/)
Patricia Ford
(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/8631/1patriciaford1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/151/1patriciaford1.jpg/) (http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/9783/1patriciaford2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/213/1patriciaford2.jpg/)
Theresa Correa
(http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/5549/1theresacorrea1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/266/1theresacorrea1.jpg/) (http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/1344/1theresacorrea2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/96/1theresacorrea2.jpg/)
(http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/7408/timnicebutdim.jpg)
Hmm totteh... hmm yahhh...
Cheers,
Aart
Quote from: Nosher on 09 June 2012, 01:03:32 PM
Having perused Nik's recent marathon postings and having had time to consider the various art forms presented I have come to the following conclusions:
1. Tasteful tats on lovely ladies clearly have something going for them
2. Tasteful tats and piercings and lingerie/stockings clearly has something going for it
2. Nik STILL has a thing for redheads
3. and for brunettes
4. and for blondes
5. but mainly redheads
6. I would gladly undergo a well men's health check if the 'nurse/medic' with blue hair were to offer to undertake the process
7. The wife was clearly out/in bed/away on business when the aforementioned 'Connoisseur of Totty threads' undertook this mammoth series of postings!
Keep them coming!
:D ;D :D <)
"Eiko Koike?"
Thats a song isn't it?
You put your right arm in.
Your right arm out.
In out, in out,
you shake it all about!
You do the Eiko Koike.... :o :( ;D :D ;) :)
I'll get my coat shall I =)
Quote from: Techno on 09 June 2012, 10:00:56 AM
Strange that innit ?.....I suppose I must be sexist too, in the fact that I don't find tattoos (or rather, I should say lots of tattoos) on girls/women attractive.
It's obviously just a personal thing I guess....We'll all have our different points of view.
As Ben says...It's a bit hypocritical when I don't find anything 'wrong' with them on blokes !
Cheers - Phil.
I prefer ladies without tatoos, particuarly when they are attractive as these posts, however I can cope with some tatoos if they are tasteful and well done. I think thevsame applied to tattoos on blokes.
What I do dislike a lot are facial piercings. The ones on the top lip often look like something nasty hanging from the nose. The only thing that should have a ring through its septum is a pig or a bull, and most of these lovely ladies are neither of those. they would look so much better without them.
As for peircings on blokes - surely they are a liability if you end up in a fight?
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 11 June 2012, 08:48:58 AM
As for peircings on blokes - surely they are a liability if you end up in a fight?
Or if you operate an industrial magnet. :-q
Quote from: Nosher on 10 June 2012, 02:19:19 PM
I'll get my coat shall I =)
I'll get it for you :P
(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/4972/14147757608d6ae9629b.jpg)
Champion of the World, Lads.
Of...
The...
World.
Fnar.
Fnar - wasn't he a character in Anne McCaffery's Dragonrider books? :-\
Jessica Gomes
(http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/9100/2jessicagomes1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/210/2jessicagomes1.jpg/) (http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/3079/2jessicagomes2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/441/2jessicagomes2.jpg/)
Yoko Maki
(http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/8268/5yokomaki.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/820/5yokomaki.jpg/) (http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/8211/5yokomaki2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/233/5yokomaki2.jpg/)
Denise Milano
(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/6222/msnike.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/269/msnike.jpg/) (http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/2333/denisemilani012.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/580/denisemilani012.jpg/)
*Very* nice mijalo 8)
Top 3 Saturday Redhead Totty:
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-szAP0DhxbQs/T9gnnCoM1oI/AAAAAAAA1rY/Y6RQmuHfL8s/s882/4463054.jpg)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-jYpdlFfqwXE/T9mINoZBjMI/AAAAAAAA2AQ/nIgyDTU8y4o/s588/tumblr_m33o09SmW21r67v8bo1_500.jpg)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ZCnFp0mUrTE/T9ogefkcZlI/AAAAAAAA2PM/mpfT5vX8DUU/s588/87679523965291970_LHNGXRgp_f.jpg)
Thanks Nick :D
You're more than welcome - a nice bright start to the weekend :)
Reon Kadena
(http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/631/6reonkadena.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/534/6reonkadena.jpg/) (http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/2797/6reonkadena1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/811/6reonkadena1.jpg/)
Aki Hoshino
(http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/9375/6akihoshino.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/11/6akihoshino.jpg/) (http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/1153/6akihoshino1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/849/6akihoshino1.jpg/)
Karla Lopez
(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/1622/6karlaspice1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/88/6karlaspice1.jpg/) (http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/4761/6karlaspice2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/221/6karlaspice2.jpg/) (http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/3033/6karlaspice4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/207/6karlaspice4.jpg/)
That Karla Lopez really thinks she has a nice ass, she's right but its not THAT good, is it?
I'll volunteer to go and check it out to make sure ;)
Cheers,
Kev
Quote from: Squirrel on 16 June 2012, 10:59:09 PM
I'll volunteer to go and check it out to make sure ;)
Get in the queue!
Mai Nishida
(http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/6679/8mainishida.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/543/8mainishida.jpg/) (http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/9899/8mainishida2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/545/8mainishida2.jpg/)
Beatrice Rosen
(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/9392/8beatricerosen.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/21/8beatricerosen.jpg/) (http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/70/8beatricerosen2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/826/8beatricerosen2.jpg/)
Francoise Boufhal
(http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/3595/8francoiseboufhal.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/829/8francoiseboufhal.jpg/) (http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/427/8francoiseboufhal2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/801/8francoiseboufhal2.jpg/)
Mmmmmm...... Francoise Boufhal ....... =P~
Cheers,
Kev
Quote from: Squirrel on 17 June 2012, 03:34:12 PM
Mmmmmm...... Francoise Boufhal ....... =P~
With that name, those looks, et al, she comes from exotic....Northumberland ;)
Quote from: mijalo on 18 June 2012, 04:43:27 AM
With that name, those looks, et al, she comes from exotic....Northumberland ;)
Indeed, but I'm willing to overlook that - no-ones perfect after all ;D
Cheers,
Kev
Quote from: Squirrel on 18 June 2012, 07:15:51 AM
Indeed, but I'm willing to overlook that - no-ones perfect after all ;D
Be careful, that's my home county >:(
Quote from: mijalo on 18 June 2012, 02:46:22 PM
Be careful, that's my home county >:(
No offence intended I'm sure .... It's certainly got a couple of good things going for it ;)
Cheers,
Kev
Quote from: Squirrel on 18 June 2012, 06:11:15 PM
No offence intended I'm sure .... It's certainly got a couple of good things going for it ;)
Would those "couple of good things" happen to belong to one person and be located rather close to one another in an eye-catching fashion?
Adriana Lima
(http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/6769/9adrianalima.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/594/9adrianalima.jpg/) (http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/5494/9adrianalima2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/40/9adrianalima2.jpg/)
Chisato Morishita
(http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/2789/9chisatomorishita.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/846/9chisatomorishita.jpg/) (http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/5735/9chisatomorishita2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/855/9chisatomorishita2.jpg/)
Monica Pietrasinska
(http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/691/9monikapietrasinska.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/43/9monikapietrasinska.jpg/) (http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/5052/9monikapietrasinska2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/818/9monikapietrasinska2.jpg/)
Top 3 Euro 2012 Blonde Totty:
(http://euro2012girls.com/pictures/irish-girl-euro-2012.jpg)
(http://euro2012girls.com/pictures/badges/go-czech-badge.jpg)
(http://www.total-sports.info/wp-content/uploads/images/beautiful-portuguese-girls-from-the-gallery-of-euro-2012-08.jpg)
Top 3 Euro 2012 Brunette Totty:
(http://euro2012girls.com/pictures/french-girl-euro-2012.jpg)
(http://euro2012girls.com/pictures/girl-of-the-match-28-jun-germany-italy.jpg)
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01538/Poland_3_1538384a.jpg)
Why is it that foreign birds that watch kissball are pretty cute, but our English women look like bulldogs licking piss off a nettle?
Quote from: Nosher on 02 July 2012, 08:29:54 AM
Why is it that foreign birds that watch kissball are pretty cute, but our English women look like bulldogs licking piss off a nettle?
I'd prefer the piss-stained nettle to letting that Liverpool fan anywhere near me :)
Allez la France !May be I should go to the stadium... 8->
Quote from: nikharwood on 01 July 2012, 10:41:58 PM
Top 3 Euro 2012 Brunette Totty:
(http://euro2012girls.com/pictures/french-girl-euro-2012.jpg)
Quote from: ronan on 02 July 2012, 06:15:08 PM
Allez la France !
May be I should go to the stadium... 8->
She can blow my whistle any time! :P
Takes coat, leaves premises... :-[
Cheers,
Aart
Soon be time for Beach Volley Ball I seem to recall...
(http://www.arrse.co.uk/attachment.php?attachmentid=79596&stc=1&d=1340911051)
I see they're running out of space to fit the ads in. ;)
Quote from: Hertsblue on 03 July 2012, 09:17:41 AM
I see they're running out of space to fit the ads in. ;)
;D
A higher premium per square inch you think?
Cheers,
Kev
Looks like your still in with a shout Nik??
http://skyliving.sky.com/news-gossip/keira-knightley-pictured-without-engagement-ring-on-set-in-new-york
;)
Maybe mate - her fiance looks a bit of a nob, eh? Looks like she could do with a proper old-skool bloke ;D
To celebrate today's momentous announcement of the possible discovery of the Higgs-bosun particle...some science totty...
(http://nudehipponews.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/sexy-scientist.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_534oGtSRagA/TFMAJ_jhhfI/AAAAAAAAAHE/GSEhOtvmrrk/s1600/sexy_scientist.jpg)
And who could resist Mythbusters' Kari Byron?!?
(http://youkraft.allergiesaid.com/_cacheimg/k/a/kari%20playboy.jpg)
Quote from: nikharwood on 04 July 2012, 11:49:46 PM
Maybe mate - her fiance looks a bit of a nob, eh? Looks like she could do with a proper old-skool bloke ;D
Might be a bit embarassing when she sees the 10mm version of herself sat on your bedside table...! :D
Quote from: Leon on 05 July 2012, 02:09:01 AM
Might be a bit embarassing when she sees the 10mm version of herself sat on your bedside table...! :D
;D =O
Cheers,
Kev
Quote from: Leon on 05 July 2012, 02:09:01 AM
Might be a bit embarassing when she sees the 10mm version of herself sat on your bedside table...! :D
I'm sure it'll top the 10mm whatsit of her present 'fiancé'... 8)
Cheers,
Aart
Not sure if any has uploaded them yet, but I add some girls in uniform.
(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/3869/2qivazt.jpg)
(http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/2176/936475253.jpg)
(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/8895/parababe.jpg)
Quote from: Luddite on 05 July 2012, 12:27:59 AM
To celebrate today's momentous announcement of the possible discovery of the Higgs-bosun particle...some science totty...
Soon to be rechristened the High-Bosom Particle. ;)
;D..Nice one Ray.
... and because it's raining...
Quote from: Luddite on 05 July 2012, 12:27:59 AM
To celebrate today's momentous announcement of the possible discovery of the Higgs-bosun particle...some science totty...
Oh yes - we like
clever totty :D
Quote from: Phobos on 05 July 2012, 10:20:37 AM
Not sure if any has uploaded them yet, but I add some girls in uniform.
Slacker - what are you playing at? You can't just dive in on p33 of this thread y'know...go back to p1 & read it properly ;) ;D
Quote from: Hertsblue on 06 July 2012, 09:34:21 AM
Soon to be rechristened the High-Bosom Particle. ;)
;D :D ;D
@Ben - yep, that's brightened the outlook round here :d
Quote from: Ben Waterhouse on 06 July 2012, 05:29:02 PM
... and because it's raining...
And it's the DDolphin's cheer leaders! HaPPY DAY!
As requested (though not entirely bare):
Natalia Siwiec
(http://s4.guyism.com/up/2012/03/Natalia-Siwiec-17.jpg)
Monika Pietrasinska
(http://s4.guyism.com/up/2011/11/Monika-Pietrasinska-sexy-008.jpg)
Magdalena Frackowiak
(http://s3.guyism.com/up/Magdalena-Frackowiak-008.jpg)
Quote from: Hertsblue on 10 July 2012, 09:56:17 AM
I think this was decided some time ago, Phil. The consensus of opinion was heavily in favour of bare poles.
;D
I was taken out of context, m'lord. :D
Brilliant pun tho' Ray !
Cheers - Phil
Ah, well, all credit due to FierceKitty there, who first conjured up visions of bare Poles...
Quote from: OldenBUA on 11 July 2012, 11:38:31 AM
Ah, well, all credit due to FierceKitty there, who first conjured up visions of bare Poles...
And what a spendid vision it is too :D
Cheers,
Kev
just a miami follow up
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I'm in the mood for more Top 3 Tattoo Totty today:
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-LzrWc_FaJTk/UAKE27szxII/AAAAAAAAm3k/GyUmYNk4Gmw/s588/149707_347342498648725_1240545525_n%5B1%5D.jpg)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-9AhNGSE0uAQ/UAKEZfq-o9I/AAAAAAAAm2g/bpKGWRPYPnM/s600/305651_348701611846147_866456659_n%5B1%5D.jpg)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-rVoY04qo6jM/T_jwKFsYubI/AAAAAAABGug/J4X-Pj9jEIs/s500/girl-red-hair-tattoo-Favim.com-464474.jpg)
And, just because, Top 3 Black & White Tattoo Totty:
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-LHwTlky-ODg/UAJ94JYYxfI/AAAAAAAAmxQ/8y9z6ncrbrQ/s588/tattoo-awesome-21%5B1%5D.jpg_w%3D499%26h%3D751)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-sK96kNcp-pI/UAJ487_gfkI/AAAAAAAAAV8/wpIW6Yk3Trg/s403/tattoo+camo+shoulder+bw.jpg)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Gvi2thwWbm8/T_CUK-JAUHI/AAAAAAAANOY/xKlZ8chCdv0/s882/Pia_TasteMe.jpg)
Where was the Top 3 Birthday Totty?! :P
Quote from: Leon on 15 July 2012, 01:09:30 PM
Where was the Top 3 Birthday Totty?! :P
I was saving them until you'd all woken up & needed reviving :D
Top 3 Birthday Totty:(http://www.germanfraggerzz.eu/inc/tinymce_files/HappyBirthdayHotChick.gif)
(http://media.picfor.me/001104A7A/birthday-Sexy-Pictures--Facebook-Album--Sexy-women--birthday--Holidays--B-day--geburtstag--mine--comments--happy-birthday--girl--happy--cake--Days--funny_large.jpg)
(http://cdn.abovethelaw.com/uploads/2011/12/HootersGirls_Cake.jpg)
:D :-bd
Quote from: Leon on 15 July 2012, 03:38:45 PM
:D :-bd
You've got to get to 25 years before I arrange the Hooters lot though (look at the cake :))
Quote from: nikharwood on 15 July 2012, 04:07:03 PM
You've got to get to 25 years before I arrange the Hooters lot though (look at the cake :))
I reckon we can manage that! And I'll be holding you to that arrangement...
8)
You're on :D
Quote from: nikharwood on 15 July 2012, 04:07:03 PM(look at the cake :))
Oh yeah.........didn't notice the cake at first ;) :D
Cheers,
Kev
Cake??
The girl in the middle's actually getting out (or into) one. ;)
Quote from: nikharwood on 15 July 2012, 11:00:14 AM
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Gvi2thwWbm8/T_CUK-JAUHI/AAAAAAAANOY/xKlZ8chCdv0/s882/Pia_TasteMe.jpg)
This.
This wins.
=D>
Quote from: Luddite on 16 July 2012, 10:09:02 PM
This.
This wins.
=D>
Too right...I always knew you were a man of some distinction, finesse and appreciation for the finer things :D
So - as a special treat for Luddite: Top 3 Suicide Girls Pia Totty:
(http://suicidegirls.com/media/girls/Pia/photos/4th%20Floor/setpreview_large.jpg)
(http://s019.radikal.ru/i639/1205/8d/334e55e38adf.jpg)
(http://cache.sharenxs.com/thumbnails/sf/cabc/ch/ah/a-/ab/nxs-23.jpg)
Nik.....stop this, I am like a dog with 2 dicks here!
As a recently half sleeved man (my 40th birthdayu prezzie to myself), who is lucky enough to have a a tattoed wife, your choice of totty tonight is making me very, very happy.
Cheers, Craig
Well, I dunno about you, but I'm in the mood for more Top 3 Kemper Suicide Girl Totty tonight:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3rmkkBLhJ1rts18po1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr8ekrK7nQ1qjuagmo1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m79z20bjfh1ra67ldo1_500.jpg)
And tonight, over from G+, Top 3 Cosplay Totty:
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Dw1PDbhnj0Y/T_KxqLrXZNI/AAAAAAAAid0/iN78tlKUnEg/s588/2012.07.03-cp09.jpg)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-QM52jH90Srw/T_1weqrG0yI/AAAAAAAAjEE/Gmdcri8UX5U/s588/2012.07.11-cp05.jpg)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-nEVENaJUJxE/UAAOsRX4lkI/AAAAAAAAjOo/3fI6w_tzjU8/s588/2012.07.13-cp01.jpg)
Actually, there's more...another Top 3 Cosplay Totty:
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-abI-i7W2ePc/UAQQiFj4pYI/AAAAAAAAjXA/QSAYdb8CP9s/s588/2012.07.16-cp06.jpeg)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-y1-klwSe_RA/UAfhy8Dv39I/AAAAAAAAjm4/4zaqJdpjJ4Y/s500/2012.07.19-cp03.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/--An6V_57jIM/UAkrV0kpPUI/AAAAAAAAjvI/FK9o7msDXaE/s588/2012.07.20-cp01.jpeg)
Quote from: nikharwood on 15 July 2012, 10:57:15 AM
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-rVoY04qo6jM/T_jwKFsYubI/AAAAAAABGug/J4X-Pj9jEIs/s500/girl-red-hair-tattoo-Favim.com-464474.jpg)
Now you're talkin' stalking. Anyone know who she is?
Too many clothes Nik ;)
Quote from: Nosher on 20 July 2012, 10:06:35 PM
Too many clothes Nik ;)
Fair enough Nosher, mate...how about
Top 3 Bodypaint Totty then:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/7Op0YDkR5pugsebfH2fwXObko1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsv7apzm9R1qdq1x5o1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lruaoh0JQS1qdq1x5o1_500.jpg)
Jeez!
They dont make buttons quite like that anymore... I am quite willing to be arrested, particularly by the lassie who stood so close to the patio heater the paint on her arse melted!
Gotta love cosplay.
Sometimes truth is better than fiction
(http://ticer.com/photos/features/rukia_cosplay.jpg)
can i polish her medals?
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/--An6V_57jIM/UAkrV0kpPUI/AAAAAAAAjvI/FK9o7msDXaE/s588/2012.07.20-cp01.jpeg)
shes Called Jessica Nigri she was the model for main charactor for Lollipop chainsaw video game http://www.jessicanigriofficial.com/juliet-starling-posters-are-here-sale-ends-sunday/
Quote from: Luddite on 21 July 2012, 03:44:46 PM
Gotta love cosplay.
Sometimes truth is better than fiction
(http://ticer.com/photos/features/rukia_cosplay.jpg)
This one. Not the tats, this one.
(http://api.photoshop.com/home_3548a7d25ae8424aab34107f0667824a/adobe-px-assets/9691629abf224a67b3b5dba13c259815)
(http://www.mangacastle.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/cosplay094oa2.jpg)
Sorry - dont get the whole Cosplay thing. Feels too child-like.
Maybe just me that's over the hill
I'm with Nosher on this one, images are far too child-like
(http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/song-chart-memes-japanese-population.jpg)
Well, it'd be rude not to, wouldn't it?
Top 3 Jessica Ennis Totty:
(http://www.the2012londonolympics.com/forum/attachments/athletes-preparing-london-2012/8677d1342905402-jessica-ennis-first-female-athlete-earn-%A31m-lucrative-sponsorship-deals-jessica-ennis-hot-athlete.jpg)
(http://marieclaire.media.ipcdigital.co.uk/11116%7C000058cbc%7C8b16_orh380w285_Jessica-Ennis-LP.jpg)
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02189/Jessica_fashion1_2189945b.jpg)
You're supposed to be 'working' Mr Harwood.....
She is a bit of a babe though :-[
What wouldn't I have paid to have been the first one to read the Head of UK Athletics' inbox after Miss Ennis's performances the other evening.
Quote from: Nosher on 06 August 2012, 03:43:33 PM
You're supposed to be 'working' Mr Harwood.....
Totty Coffee break ;) :D ;D
>:(
Bloody Olympics.
Whereas these lovely young fillies have just landed a exploration vehicle on Mars.
(http://hosted2.ap.org/CBImages/?media=photo&contentId=3ebe939208207416170f6a7067006992&fmt=jpg&Role=Preview&reldt=2012-08-06T04:53:27GMT&authToken=eNoNy7ENwCAMBMCJLL0x9uOCYRJEJLqUKRg%2BFFfenl8Pq8zUwwG0APdY3eY907IIWoGwaogSj8RFBIHILHu9Xd3tZGr7AeJ3EqA%3D)
Quote from: Luddite on 06 August 2012, 05:26:53 PM
>:(
Bloody Olympics.
Whereas these lovely young fillies have just landed a exploration vehicle on Mars.
(http://hosted2.ap.org/CBImages/?media=photo&contentId=3ebe939208207416170f6a7067006992&fmt=jpg&Role=Preview&reldt=2012-08-06T04:53:27GMT&authToken=eNoNy7ENwCAMBMCJLL0x9uOCYRJEJLqUKRg%2BFFfenl8Pq8zUwwG0APdY3eY907IIWoGwaogSj8RFBIHILHu9Xd3tZGr7AeJ3EqA%3D)
Bloody hell - what are you thinking posting that front one on the Totty thread? :o
Well....I'm being enthralled by both ! (The Olympics and Curiosity.) ;)
Cheers - Phil.
Quote from: nikharwood on 06 August 2012, 05:29:57 PM
Bloody hell - what are you thinking posting that front one on the Totty thread? :o
She's got a brain the size of a planet, and that's pretty much as sexy as it gets...
Quote from: Luddite on 06 August 2012, 10:53:33 PM
She's got a brain the size of a planet, and that's pretty much as sexy as it gets...
Um, no. Clever women are certainly
attractive - but that's not necessarily the same as
sexy.
And I'm not sure that those Japanese young 'uns you posted follow your own thinking here Luddite... :-\ :d
:-\
(http://www.whatsondalian.com/ent_images/4ff4e90a7d94b_Victoria%20Pendleton%20nude.jpg)
Ok, I've found the front wheel, now where have you hidden the rest of my gear!
=O =O =O
As the old saying goes...
you could crack nuts between those thighs... look what she's done to her bike!
Quote from: Nosher on 07 August 2012, 01:00:24 PM
As the old saying goes...
you could crack nuts between those thighs... look what she's done to her bike!
;D
Cue Freddie
I want to ride my bicycle....
;D
Or - Fat Bottomed Girls......
IanS :d
You need glasses mate!
Probably - I used to own the album in original cover........
IanS
Quote from: Nosher on 07 August 2012, 01:00:24 PM
As the old saying goes...
you could crack nuts between those thighs...
Ah, but whose? :o
Quote from: Hertsblue on 08 August 2012, 10:21:52 AM
Ah, but whose? :o
Quite willing to be a victim... =P~
This thread is degenerating fast.
Please continue! :O)
Cheers,
Aart
Totty thread DEGENERATING :o :(
IanS
Me first! ;D .. if my wife lets me that is :P
Well if anybody has any pictures of Helena Bonham Carter in nothing but her knickers.... :d
Quote from: Last Hussar on 09 August 2012, 11:17:20 AM
Well if anybody has any pictures of Helena Bonham Carter in nothing but her knickers.... :d
(http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm13/jazzrawr/Helena_Bonham_Carter.jpg)
Howzat? Close enough for you? :D
Quote from: nikharwood on 09 August 2012, 03:01:49 PM
(http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm13/jazzrawr/Helena_Bonham_Carter.jpg)
Howzat? Close enough for you? :D
Lovely jubbly @-)
Just for the record how many of you saw her in Dark Shadows as Dr Julia Hoffman?
Very very horny indeed :-[
Have her gift wrapped and sent to my room.
Thats "Special Delivery" for you ;D
Time for Top 3 Vice Suicide Girl Totty tonight methinks:
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktwivw4EGf1qzbeioo1_400.jpg)
(http://nextbuzz.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/vice11.jpg)
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksia76D7ty1qzbeioo1_500.jpg)
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 09 August 2012, 10:22:14 PM
Thats "Special Delivery" for you ;D
I've got a special delivery for her.
Too much, even for the Totty thread?
Quote from: Last Hussar on 09 August 2012, 11:17:20 AM
Well if anybody has any pictures of Helena Bonham Carter in nothing but her knickers.... :d
Check her out in "Getting it Right".
I know all the arguments about Sychronised swimming, but may I suggest Totty Thread watchers get over to BBC3 right now, especially for the bits where their top halves are underwater... :o :o :D
Quote from: Last Hussar on 10 August 2012, 05:45:50 PM
I know all the arguments about Sychronised swimming, but may I suggest Totty Thread watchers get over to BBC3 right now, especially for the bits where their top halves are underwater... :o :o :D
You mean there are watersports females WITH those??? :-\
Just don't Google "Watersports women"
:o :o :o :o :o
:D :o :o :o ;D
You're all so bad...
Anyway - Bad Boys is on - so it's time for Tea Leoni Top 3 Totty:
(http://www.moviemarket.com/library/photos/215/215444.jpg)
(http://www.wiki-cine.com/photos/3926/24062.jpg)
(http://p3.no/filmpolitiet/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Bad-Boys.jpg)
Ah yes, Tea for one please.
Can't believe I missed Bad Boys!
:(
Quote from: Last Hussar on 11 August 2012, 12:50:08 AM
Ah yes, Tea for one please.
I though Brits always do "Tea for two" ;D
I'm not sharing.
More Top 3 Tattoo Totty:
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-P_KK_ixYgFQ/UCAB6rWfykI/AAAAAAAAMt4/46ljm6zbB5I/s577/048_557353_453964671304790_499681060_n.jpg)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ooldQ3nilUE/UBrGKva1TeI/AAAAAAAALDI/5i9yOx_f9YU/s577/nMpgT8Z1xhQ.jpg)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-JAtqSAbmuok/UBlVP28VJ3I/AAAAAAAAKl4/MzKh6wCN1UU/s866/8E-b6khjcUU.jpg)
1) yes
2) yes
3) yes
Quote from: Last Hussar on 11 August 2012, 03:52:02 PM
I'm not sharing.
Maybe her best (female) friend would share... :-\
Is it just me, or does anyone else find acres of imprinted ink on an otherwise perfect body rather less than appealing? Smacks of self-mutilation to me. Like these half-wits who drill huge holes in their ear-lobes. Yuk! :-q
I agree. Something attractive and discrete, but people with loads of ugly ones is not nice.
I think people covering themselves with art either temporary or permanent ink or jewellery has been acceptable for many centuries in all cultures. It has only been I think since the late victorians that it became something of a stigma and frowned upon mostly by missionaries no doubt who probably saw it as heathen or some such crap
Tattoos are a major turn-off for me, along with piercings, bad grammar, and smoking.
My objection is not the tattoos, I just find much of it ugly. The right tat in the right place can look very nice (sinks in reverie about a Unicorn he once kissed).
Hear, hear. The odd rose or butterfly I can live with, but great sprawling designs in technicolor leaves me cold. Likewise piercings - why, for pete's sake? :-& :-& :-&
Today, then, not a tattoo in site - just Top 3 Gamer Girl Totty:
(http://static.ow.ly/photos/normal/QnD3.jpg)
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/star-wars-revealed-21.jpg?w=500&h=332)
(http://xaxor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Hot-sexy-gamer-girls8.jpg)
Quote from: Last Hussar on 12 August 2012, 12:12:22 PM
My objection is not the tattoos, I just find much of it ugly. The right tat in the right place can look very nice (sinks in reverie about a Unicorn he once kissed).
I hope this a tattoo your wife has or she does not read this forum. ;)
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 14 August 2012, 09:06:12 AM
I hope this a tattoo your wife has or she does not read this forum. ;)
Remember only virgins can catch (and therefore osculate) unicorns.
Well, it looks like that piece of knowledge about unicorns is definately wrong. :d
Gamer girls eh?
(http://1.cdn.tapcdn.com/images/thumbs/taps/2012/06/sexy-gamer-girls-17-6e7d29a4-sz500x642-animate.jpg)
Aaahhh so that's how they do it... :-\ :D
Quote from: nikharwood on 13 August 2012, 12:15:02 PM
Today, then, not a tattoo in site - just Top 3 Gamer Girl Totty:
(http://static.ow.ly/photos/normal/QnD3.jpg)
Every box ticked there Nik - nice one :-bd
(http://xaxor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Hot-sexy-gamer-girls8.jpg)
Not sure No3 is a Gamer Girl - I reckon she's had to resort to desperate measures to get her geek xbox boyfriend to stop playing with himself.
Can you imagine TMP having a Totty thread?
I can't imagine Pendraken having one! ;D
Presumably they'd have 'sexy trolls', a bit like this thing.
(http://uk.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2012215/293.Minaj2.tg.031512.jpg)
Thats a suspicious bulge...
Quote from: Last Hussar on 16 August 2012, 08:36:12 PM
Thats a suspicious bulge...
Maybe Clib can do another special: Twinkie! :P
Cheers,
Aart
Quote from: Last Hussar on 16 August 2012, 08:36:12 PM
Thats a suspicious bulge...
I assume you mean the suspicious bulge betwen the thighs - In which case they are all suspicious bulges :-\
:-&
I think Luddite's use of the word 'thing' hits the nail on the head. :o
Barf !!
Just re-watched the Test highlights from Channel 5 - and, whilst regretting the passing of the ICC Mace to the Proteas, I couldn't help feeling uplifted by...
Top 3 Sian Welby Channel 5 Weather Girl Totty:
(http://outsidetalent.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Sian-Welby-e1323796716847-400x545.jpg)
(http://outsidetalent.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/sianBAFTA1-400x545.jpg)
(http://www.mgfregister.org/MGFRegister/miscphotos/NEC/nec01a.jpg)
Looks legit :D
you know what i just realized, what if these girls googled there names and found this thread, btw i dont have pics but those who watched the olympics the russian female gymnastics team deserve to make the top 3
Quote from: Nav on 22 August 2012, 03:14:56 AM
you know what i just realized, what if these girls googled there names and found this thread, btw i dont have pics but those who watched the olympics the russian female gymnastics team deserve to make the top 3
So does the German Kim Bui imho....but those "ladies" ain't the tallest :-\ :-[
Top 3 (random) Bank Holiday G+ Totty:
(http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2012727/reg_634.bar.ls.82712.jpg)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-HcynVXtx1s4/UDvmA94S6KI/AAAAAAAAHdw/fz_hbu7jbow/s553/hotgirlsandbigboobs.blogspot.com+-+Hot+Girls+Booty+%285%29.jpg)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-aWtZSHUGCwk/T6DBat5cfuI/AAAAAAAAPNk/jH7FvjyQyng/s553/Nikoleta_Lozanova+%282%29.jpg)
(http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/2769/10federicaridolfi2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/52/10federicaridolfi2.jpg/) (http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/4074/10sayukimatsumoto.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/222/10sayukimatsumoto.jpg/)
(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1673/11mihoyoshioka1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/89/11mihoyoshioka1.jpg/) (http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/8526/tumblrm7ywhxliyq1rpkk66.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/515/tumblrm7ywhxliyq1rpkk66.jpg/)
(clockwise from top-left; Federica Ridolfo, Sayuki Matsumoto, ? and Miho Yoshioka)
Looks like we're in good company. Even the Young Turks have a top totty list!
(http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/2077/10019244.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/819/10019244.jpg/) (http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/4338/tumblrllgqiilo5o1qzwg17.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/32/tumblrllgqiilo5o1qzwg17.jpg/) (http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/9150/tumblrm8p80koqwv1r30hbf.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/515/tumblrm8p80koqwv1r30hbf.jpg/)
'Proper' Dr Who Companion - not a ginga in site
I see your run-of-the-mill soap brunette, and raise you...
This:
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mYa5nPxi9iQ/TOJ_SkU4gNI/AAAAAAAABfA/EDOYlzyPook/s1600/Karen_Gillan.jpg)
This:
(http://www.justparents.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Karen-Gillian-cleavage.jpg)
And this:
(http://www.celebritydesktopwallpapers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Karen-Gillan-Amy-Pond-Wallpaper-045.jpg)
Oh - tell you what Nosher, this as well:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__FB9waRXJB0/TDo1otI32oI/AAAAAAAADEA/WRZjJ-zWlYE/s1600/piperb01.jpg)
;)
Woohoo! We've passed the 50,000 views of this thread :d
And 42 pages as well...
Billie P? Yes indeedy, but Karen 'ginga with attitude' nah. You can keep her dude. :D
As was mentioned in the opening episode "There's a lot of anger there." "Clearly she's never been to Scotland...!"
Dont say I didn't warn you ;)
Quote from: Nosher on 05 September 2012, 08:18:15 AM
Billie P? Yes indeedy, but Karen 'ginga with attitude' nah. You can keep her dude. :D
To be honest, I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed in the morning! :P
Quote from: i_am_win on 05 September 2012, 08:51:58 AM
To be honest, I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed in the morning! :P
Morning? She'd be back in a taxi on her way home after 15 minutes... and that includes time to finish my pizza.
:(
Quote from: Leon on 05 September 2012, 04:01:53 PM
Morning? She'd be back in a taxi on her way home after 15 minutes... and that includes time to finish my pizza.
:(
Aye ;) probably true enough wot with Mrs Leon hoverin aboot n'all :-[
Quote from: Nosher on 05 September 2012, 04:05:25 PM
Aye ;) probably true enough wot with Mrs Leon hoverin aboot n'all :-[
:D
:D ;D :D
No prizes for guessing what I'm watching tonight...(still in my sci-fi buzz)
Top 3 Charlize Theron Aeon Flux Totty:
(http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2010/06/charlize-theron-catsuit.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fGZpcx1x1Ag/SgBc_-wMb7I/AAAAAAAAB78/A7PG292OPWs/s400/Charlize%2BTheron%2Bstars%2Bas%2BAeon%2BFlux,%2Ba%2Bheroine%2Bfrom%2Ba%2Bdystopian%2Bfuture%2Bworld%2Bin%2Bthe%2Bfilm%2B'Aeon%2BFlux'.jpg)
(http://saturdaynightscreening.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/aeon-flux-pj.jpg)
And Pendleton is doing Strictly. I may be frequenting the Totty board more!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/tvandradioblog+sport/victoriapendleton (http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/tvandradioblog+sport/victoriapendleton)
Any votes for Ms Tallman (the redhead telepath in B5)?
Quote from: FierceKitty on 11 September 2012, 03:48:25 AM
Any votes for Ms Tallman (the redhead telepath in B5)?
Yep definitely gets my vote :P
Right - prompted from the Ancient Spanish thread (http://www.pendrakenforum.co.uk/index.php/topic,6102.0.html) here's the Top 3 Celtic Fringe Totty:
(http://itsguycode.com/images/stories/st-pattys/irish-chick-main.jpg)
(http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/kari_sweets_sexy_irish_skirt2.jpg)
(http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/1411.jpg)
Mine's the one on the right thanks %%-
Hmmm....Odd.
None of the reference pics I've got look anything like that.
I'm sure that headgear's not right .....The standard bearer I'm doing doesn't look anything like that, though the one above would probably sell quite well! ;)
Cheers - Phil.
Top 3 American Celt Totty:
(http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/249/096/celts_display_image.jpg?1275846928)
(http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/242/619/Celtics-Girls-11_display_image.jpg?1275343680)
(http://lakers.ocregister.com/files/2008/06/celticsdancers0609.jpg)
Why are there so many number 34s....and 5s.... and 20s ?
I ask purely for information. :-\
Cheers - Phil.
Quote from: Techno on 28 September 2012, 10:38:13 PM
Why are there so many number 34s....and 5s.... and 20s ?
I ask purely for information. :-\
Cheers - Phil.
A picture like
that & you're looking at the numbers? :o
I worry about you, mate ;) ;D
Quote from: nikharwood on 28 September 2012, 10:16:19 PM
(http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/1411.jpg)
Mine's the one on the right thanks %%-
If my maths is correct that leaves 3 for me???
Bargain ;)
:D He bit!
Counter attack: Some spanish hotties.
(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9651/pilarrubioae.jpg)
(http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/9275/vanesaromero5.jpg)
(http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/8194/kiramiro3.jpg)
Quote from: Phobos on 02 October 2012, 12:29:15 PM
(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9651/pilarrubioae.jpg)
She'll have somebody's eyes out with those :o
Quote from: Leon on 09 October 2012, 02:14:16 AM
Just for Nik:
:o
'shop.evil-empire'?!?!
Games Workshop have certainly perked up a bit...
So the bright spark driving has racing overalls, helmet and full harness. And what does she have? Air bags.... :d
More like fun bags... :o
Steady Nosher !
Cheers - Phil.
Quote from: Nosher on 09 October 2012, 11:42:29 AM
More like fun bags... :o
:D. ;D
That's the most 'fun' you'll get from the Evil Empire!
Cheers,
Kev
That's quality;D :d ;D
From here: http://www.pendrakenforum.co.uk/index.php/topic,6212.0.html
Top 3 Tarleton Totty:
Tarleton State University, Texas ;)
(http://www.tarleton.edu/texancheer/images/100_1107.jpg)
(http://www.tarleton.edu/texancheer/images/coedteam2pic0809.jpg)
(http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr23/bdontexoma/tsucheerleaders.jpg)
Bonus tonight - inspired by watching Las Vegas...
Top 3 Vanessa Marcil Totty:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XQsHQXyjWLk/TOdq5mbdG6I/AAAAAAAAAfA/at2a-lPy8EE/s1600/1vanessa-marcil.jpg)
(http://www.hdwallpapersarena.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Vanessa-Marcil-2.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9lSwJ-jeXxQ/R1TZR68PRvI/AAAAAAAAARY/VS-fDsR1Llw/s1600-R/vanessa-marcil-gold1.jpg)
8)
Quote from: Luddite on 15 November 2010, 11:43:49 PM
Grace Park? Possibly. Katie Sackoff? Love the broad shoulders and sexy neck...
Retro with the queen (or Princess) of them all, Carrie Fisher? Too obvious.
Morena Baccarin (Inara from Firefly (again)? Ooh good one...
Summer Glau? Damn! How did she fail to get on the list?
Jeri Ryan? I love 7 of 9, but no...
Jane Fonda? Surely!! C'mon, Barbarella!!
My wife? OF course, but she's disqualified on a technicality - she hasn't been in a sci fi film. And frankly if we're tripping off into real life we'll end up in cosplay land like this..
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b112/kaikaiAA/Sister/SisterPrayer.jpg)
.
Very Games Workshop!
I'd hope so - she's a Sister of Battle.
A very, very tempting and beautiful Sister of Battle.
Damn...she's hot
Just dont call them "Bolter Bitches", they apparently get upset at that one.
OOOOOOoooo now there's nun better ........ quite an awesome costume.
I enjoyed watching Series 3 of Whitechapel again this week...so...
Top 3 Whitechapel totty:
Christina Chong:
(http://i2.listal.com/image/2089647/200full-.jpg)
Camilla Power:
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120821205208/narnia/images/b/bf/Camilla-power.jpg)
Lydia Leonard:
(http://www.markhamfroggattandirwin.com/markhamfroggatt/wp-content/uploads/actorimages/Leonard,%20Lydia%202010.jpg)
Having received the second series of Sherlock on DVD for my birthday & enjoying "A Scandal in Belgravia" tonight, I thought it should be:
Top 3 Lara Pulver Sherlock Totty:
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtcnkzJUH1qhotnko1_500.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-uaE59e07N5k/Tqv2ZGdVSDI/AAAAAAAAB8Q/rM0gVyUt-N8/s1600/larapulver_s_25092011_page2.jpg)
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/12/article-1326385538213-0F54105600000578-545815_466x310.jpg)
Oh, tell you what, how about a bonus one? :D
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01435/SNF10NAKED1--5325_1435203a.jpg)
Prompted by mad lemmey's challenge here: http://www.pendrakenforum.co.uk/index.php/topic,6403.msg63511.html#msg63511
Top 3 Pandora's Box Totty:
(http://edwinrutten.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/pandoras-box-art-print.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3292/2964177555_ae6f5bb76b.jpg)
(http://global3.memecdn.com/Pandoras-Box_o_113626.jpg)
You n yer flipping Ginga's Mr Harwood... :D ;D :D
A suicide redhead - dyed by her own hand! ;)
Quote from: Hertsblue on 24 November 2012, 04:44:38 PM
A suicide redhead - dyed by her own hand! ;)
Well thats better than an aeroplane blond !!! :d :d
Gorgeous redhead...
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/329/e/7/redhead_girl___ballpoint_pen_by_vianaarts-d5531ab.jpg)
Except its a ball point pen drawing... :o :-bd
Time for more (this poor, neglected thread ;))
In the process of watching the BBC's wonderful 'Sherlock' again...so tonight it's:
Top 3 Molly Hooper (Louise Brealey) Totty:
(http://static.tumblr.com/ghfq7bz/uxem6wai2/tumblr_lxfp7ln48c1r9z3pgo1_500.png)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3FVqsb57RK8/UKaVZG_a9cI/AAAAAAAAAB4/LbQy0NqFvbQ/s1600/loo.jpg)
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111222012325/bbc-sherlock/images/e/e9/Molly_Hooper.jpg)
:D
Tonight I think it'll be...
Top 3 Isla Fisher Totty:
(http://www.dailystab.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/isla-fisher-allure-2.jpg)
(http://img.poptower.com/pic-44826/isla-fisher.jpg?d=600)
(http://rulehibernia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/isla-fisher-latex-skirt.jpg)
See. Reply 652. Eat your heart out, Luddite!
Quote from: OldenBUA on 22 December 2012, 07:14:14 PM
See. Reply 652. Eat your heart out, Luddite!
:D ;D =D> ;D :D
Got to be this tonight...
Top 3 Christmas Totty:
(http://www.tailgatingideas.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Naughty_santa.jpg)
(http://www.bigpicture.in/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/HotSantaGirlsForThisChristmas1_2.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UHyxer334bk/TQgGriHRP_I/AAAAAAAAAsA/sHyHgg3e19Q/s1600/sexy-santa-babe-1.jpg)
Are you feeling OK Nik - Not a single redhead amongst them.
Quote from: nikharwood on 22 December 2012, 07:15:32 PM
:D ;D =D> ;D :D
=O =O =O
I my defence, I
asked the question. :D
I've a feeling The Totty Thread is the answer though...
(http://www.rockingfacts.com/images/sexy%20christmas%20girls/sexy-santa-babes-01.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vumvJK8zc5A/Szc47slDzkI/AAAAAAAADzU/0VAuxXu4vEw/s400/Jung+Yuri+Christmas+japan+japanese+sexy+cute+idol+model+girl+Jung+Yuri+Christmas+japan+japanese+sexy+cute+idol+model+girl+2.jpg)
(http://www.tokyohive.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/20110703_AfterSchoolBangJapanPromo.jpg)
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 24 December 2012, 08:53:40 PM
Are you feeling OK Nik - Not a single redhead amongst them.
True, true...but I don't want you all thinking that I only like the redheads... ;)
Enjoying watching xXX again tonight - trash but fun...so, it has to be:
Top 3 Asia Argento totty:
(http://i85.servimg.com/u/f85/12/45/34/35/asia_a14.jpg)
(http://rwrant.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Asia-Argento-16-July-2010-600x450.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltlzwdJSb91qgquvwo1_1280.jpg)
And the next film on tonight is...21 ("Winner, winner...chicken dinner...) - so it has to be...
Top 3 Kate Bosworth Totty:
(http://www.superphotospace.com/images/kate_bosworth09_47f2288e78935.jpg)
(http://www.lahiguera.net/cinemania/actores/kate_bosworth/fotos/6758/kate_bosworth.jpg)
(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/56294/original.jpg)
Asia Argento....burppp... :-&
Quote from: nikharwood on 27 December 2012, 11:47:28 PM
And the next film on tonight is...21 ("Winner, winner...chicken dinner...) - so it has to be...
Well I wouldn't mind having her to dinner ;) - or even for dinner :d :d
Quote from: barbarian on 28 December 2012, 12:36:21 AM
Asia Argento....burppp... :-&
:o :o :o :o :o
I may set myself low standards and fail miserably to achieve them, but I would find it hard to say no to her!
She speaks an awful Italian, sounds almost like she is trying to have a poshy-english accent...She is strange.
Now, if you don't like her accent, just make sure she can't talk then :d :d
Quote from: barbarian on 28 December 2012, 05:38:56 PM
She speaks an awful Italian, sounds almost like she is trying to have a poshy-english accent...She is strange.
And there was me worrying that I had missed something like she was taiwanese by decent and had recently been renamed Asia from her birthname of Alf...
Surprising what comes up when you type 'Too cold for work' into Google...
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8170/8013545782_4ee42d3ff5_z.jpg)
:D
My old Italian teacher used to accuse me of affecting a ridiculous lah-di-dah Tuscan accent, and would threaten to imitate boad Yorkshire if I didn't stop. Which was a right cheek, coming as it did from someone whose English was pure Monty Python (what he did to German was even worse, mind you).
I've just realised that we've not done this...so, about time I corrected this particular oversight...
Top 3 Britney Spears Totty:
(http://www.fansshare.com/celebrity/britneyspears/450_britney-spears-hot-792016756.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cDGfkQxxeoQ/Tx2a91EeTjI/AAAAAAAAFCc/dr-JBhU5P_4/s400/44011-hot-and-cute-britney-spears.jpg)
(http://www.celebrity-image.com/images/bigimage/britney_spears/img24.jpg)
If that's correct bring on downright wrong! :D
Quote from: Hertsblue on 18 January 2013, 08:57:00 AM
If that's correct bring on downright wrong! :D
That'd be this one then Ray :)
Top 3 Christina Aguilera Totty:(http://mimg.sulekha.com/christina-aguilera/images/wallpaper/1920-1080/christina-aguilera-hot-wallpapers-022.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/3e486c9f6567790e6a528886a5424090/tumblr_mg0azaiOqq1rndegno1_500.jpg)
(http://www.christina-a.net/gallery/data/2530/18christina-a_dot_net-ema2002-dirrty.jpg)
Nah.
Christina Agwillyera looks grubby...like you'd need a shower and a dusting of flea powder after being near her.
;D
She's a bit curvier these days:
(http://assets.poponthepop.com/photos/full/christina-aguilera-fat.jpg)
Time for some more ink, methinks...
Top 3 Bambu Suicide Girl Totty:
(http://cdnimg.visualizeus.com/thumbs/14/a0/14a0de6aa1e649d74af01f069c540aff_m.jpg)
(http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/141/5c464ccf69ac4d3abd0284d7e6223616/l.jpg)
(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs39/i/2008/365/2/7/Bambu_4_by_MissAminaMunster.jpg)
70's poster girls ;) Inspired by todays post about childhood memories of TV
Buck Rogers anyone? Erin Gray
Six Million Dollar Man? Farah Fawcett
Right, that didn't take very long! :-bd
Tonight, it's...
Top 3 Sucker Punch "Sweet Pea"Totty:
(http://cdn5.brusimm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/SUCKER-PUNCH-Sweet-Pea.jpg)
(http://www.wallpapermay.com/thumbnails/detail/20120606/sucker%20punch%20sweet%20pea%20abbie%20cornish%202011%201600x1066%20wallpaper_www.wallpapermay.com_71.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0kaCpgCwDQI/TXqzXuoya_I/AAAAAAAAaMU/LQ2Rx3lvSfo/s800/Sweetpea%2Bsuckerpunch%2Bposter.jpg)
And...
Top 3 Sucker Punch "Rocket" Totty:
(http://photos.imageevent.com/afap/wallpapers/stars/jenamalone//Jena%20Malone%20as%20Rocket.jpg)
(http://www.horror-asylum.com/news/pics/sucker-punch-character-poster---jena-malone-as-rocket.jpg)
(http://www.wallsave.com/wallpapers/1024x1024/rocket/694449/rocket-sucker-punch-ipad-694449.jpg)
Pure gamer porn 8) 8) 8)
So Leon, since you started all this, I have to ask: What is the status of the Pendraken 10mm 'Babes with guns' range at the moment?
Oh, and does anyone else feel uncomfortable with that last picture of the 'Rocket' girl? The one where she is looking straight at you (i.e. the camera) but still blazing away with that gun? Obviously 'collateral damage' and 'innocent bystanders' are not in her dictionary? Or maybe that is just me imagining things?
Quote from: OldenBUA on 15 February 2013, 02:37:23 PM
Oh, and does anyone else feel uncomfortable with that last picture of the 'Rocket' girl? The one where she is looking straight at you (i.e. the camera) but still blazing away with that gun?
What gun... :o
;D ;D ;D
Rocket! , what a girl, you have good taste Nik, i think its a combination of the girl and the uniform for me, i never get tired of watching that film. Its a close run between, snatch , cross of iron, pulp fiction and sucker punch as my favourite film.
kev
Quote from: Nosher on 15 February 2013, 05:38:00 PM
What gun... :o
Honestly, there is a gun there. Somewhere... :-[
And for full coverage...
Top 3 Sucker Punch "Blondie" Totty:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51LUWEejP0L._SL500_SS500_.jpg)
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120327213231/sucker-punch/images/d/d6/Fandic.jpg)
(http://www.hdwallpapers.in/walls/blondie_in_sucker_punch-HD.jpg)
Top 3 Sucker Punch "Amber" Totty:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51sKBbOBwRL._SL500_SS500_.jpg)
(http://latimesherocomplex.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/jamiecheung-amber.jpg?w=600)
(http://www.insanewallpapers.com/wallpapers/sucker_punch_amber_wide-1280x800.jpg)
And, finally...
Top 3 Sucker Punch "Babydoll" Totty:
(http://www.dylancyr.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/sp_babydoll_lg.jpg)
(http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/3/39/SuckerPunch_17.jpg/600px-SuckerPunch_17.jpg)
(http://www.filmofilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/sucker_punch_baby_doll.jpg)
Since you seem to have lost the ability to count to 3 you owe us one pic of each mr harwood :p
Quote from: petercooman on 17 February 2013, 12:01:10 AM
Since you seem to have lost the ability to count to 3 you owe us one pic of each mr harwood :p
Nothing wrong with my ability to count...just some links don't like linking ;)
Sorted now :d
Much better :p
I would love to link with this Amber totty :P
Well, now here's a Saturday morning bonus discovery - just watching Power Rangers SPD with Isaac...
Top 3 Beth Allen Totty:
(http://tribeheaven.co.uk/cast/wp-content/gallery/agency-photos/beth-allen.jpg)
(http://i2.listal.com/image/1894450/250.jpg)
(http://tribeheaven.co.uk/cast/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/beth-allen-as-brooke-freeman-shortland-street-new-zealand.jpg)
Listening to some tune suggestions from a compadre tonight...has led to me to Amaranthe...and therefore:
Top 3 Elize Ryd (Amaranthe) Totty:
(http://www.metal-archives.com/images/6/6/1/5/6615_artist.jpg?1818)
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7002/6682738911_b3a9459d26_z.jpg)
(http://www.rockbladet.se/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ElizeRyd-Bild23-Amalie.jpg)
And, on similar lines, how about this one - cute...
Top 3 Theresa Jeane (The Nearly Deads) Totty:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m541dg4daF1rp21yfo1_400.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m83wzx1MMT1rqb6n8o1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzxmr3tJuN1r4aatno1_500.jpg)
Theresa reminds me a bit of Wendy James (Transvision Vamp) :x
Quote from: Nosher on 03 March 2013, 10:16:29 AM
Theresa reminds me a bit of Wendy James (Transvision Vamp) :x
Yep - you're right there mate 8)
Amber was more likeable. Maybe thats because I am married to a chinese and generally fancy some asian touch in the chicks :-\
More music-led loveliness from a listen-to list...
Top 3 Layla Brooklyn Allman (Picture Me Broken) Totty:
(http://metalholic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Brooklyn-brooklyn-allman-21873699-459-720.jpg)
(http://www.revolvermag.com/images/blog/brooklyn1.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzojh7oaiW1qeiadjo1_500.jpg)
I've committed a fatal error : trying to listen to the music these Totties are doing.
God why ?
:'(
Found out their mouths ain't designed for that? :D
Or is it your ears 8)
Re-watching "Above Suspicion" tonight, so more:
Top 3 Kelly Reilly (DCI Anna Travis) Totty:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jWpPREtl-fI/S_6fFOh5uoI/AAAAAAAAAGs/Br2wzDKugco/s1600/frisyr.jpg)
(http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/323/436333-kinopoisk.ru_kelly_reilly_1099670.jpg)
(http://static1.celebrityredcarpet.co.uk/articles/8/23/88/@/9229-kelly-reilly-arrived-at-the-uk-premiere-500x0-2.jpg)
Well, it's raining here today...so let's go with the British obsession with the weather...
Top 3 Lucy Verasamy (forecaster) Totty:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-48EEQkpWI7A/T4rGWlBReQI/AAAAAAAAAZA/xAlzLci5KLk/s1600/Lucy%2BVerasamy1.jpg)
(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r209/Greenbug_bucket/4448021950_3d0d72df5d_z.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2700/4447247915_8bd6e6a40d.jpg)
Normal service resumed :)
Quote from: goat major on 11 April 2013, 10:39:25 AM
Normal service resumed :)
That's a relief :D
Oh dear ..... what will smutty minds make of that comment ;D
Cheers,
Kev
Cyberpunk totty...
(http://media-cache-ec1.pinterest.com/192x/75/11/8f/75118f558afac3720782768788c7c285.jpg)
(http://cosplaycouture.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/cyberpunk-cosplay-costume-4.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/5a65d73b715cf931ede4d9dd666c8f58/tumblr_mh5tsj6XCx1s3pcnjo1_500.jpg)
Is that hex terrain on her.... you know what. Do they count as dangerous terrain ? :D
If you get onto those hexes it has to be classed as good going! :D
Quote from: mad lemmey on 11 April 2013, 06:37:25 PM
If you get onto those hexes it has to be classed as good going! :D
hex ? where ?
;)
Quote from: mad lemmey on 11 April 2013, 06:37:25 PM
If you get onto those hexes it has to be classed as good going! :D
Yep...but you'll be at about -10 for control ;) :D :d :D ;)
You'd need to pass a command roll on a twelve just not to stray away from the hexes!
Off course 12 isalways a command blunder, so you still might end up somewhere else!
:D :D :D
Quote from: nikharwood on 11 April 2013, 07:44:08 PM
Yep...but you'll be at about -10 for control ;) :D :d :D ;)
Definately a red card for "hand in the penalty area" :P
I'm not sure if it's good going or bad going to be honest. Better send some scouts in to find out... =P~
Quote from: Luddite on 11 April 2013, 11:01:13 PM
I'm not sure if it's good going or bad going to be honest. Better send some scouts in to find out... =P~
I think it depends on your perspective.
From my perspective its very good going with a bonus for the right move ;D......... From my partners perspective I think she would be less than impressed and I would be on a -10 on the domestic front for the next month. :d
Hey, what's going on? There hasn't been a pic of any sort for a good half-page. :o
Quote from: Hertsblue on 12 April 2013, 09:12:58 AM
Hey, what's going on? There hasn't been a pic of any sort for a good half-page. :o
The gamers have taken control of the Totty.
(Yeah right. That's never going to happen, and you know it.)
Quote from: Hertsblue on 12 April 2013, 09:12:58 AM
Hey, what's going on? There hasn't been a pic of any sort for a good half-page. :o
OK.
Here's a couple to keep you going.
(http://obsoletegamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Hottest-Cosplay-Girls.jpg)
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/319/a/d/geeky_corset_by_eveningarwen-d32x1pv.jpg)
Nice...a Predalien. Shame those two chicks are blocking the view... :D
What about that redshirt ? She gonna make it?
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 12 April 2013, 10:35:51 AM
What about that redshirt ? She gonna make it?
Yep...with me.
Ba-da-boom. Eye thank yew, eye thank yew...I'm here all week :d ;D :d
More cyberpunk totty
(http://wallpapersget.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/alodia-gosiengfiao-cos-charming-killer-cosplay-girl-Model.jpg)
(http://www.fotomage.com/img/fun/incredible-cosplay-girl/incredible-cosplay-girl19.jpg)
(http://media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com/192x/ac/1d/ff/ac1dffb14e243069cc0f4addde5b474b.jpg)
A bit too well endowed for an Asian....or maybe thats where those Koreans are hiding their nukes :-\
Friday night Top 3 Cosplay Totty (part one...)
(with kudos to Lee Dixon)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-agDgEAdOak0/UWf0kKdZdxI/AAAAAAAA6lc/bksL2zRGc9A/s830/cpi-12.04.13-08.jpg)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-vTtKAeCHw40/UVxUs9lZmhI/AAAAAAAA5xc/bL3ALR0l_yc/s553/03.04.13-05.jpeg)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-yeHdFhAjAnU/UVxUwbvXQzI/AAAAAAAA5yA/jIWjIC3TDUU/s553/03.04.13-09.jpg)
Friday night Top 3 Cosplay Totty (part two...)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-0fD_Zp0YWr0/UWVjQawngoI/AAAAAAAA6bE/LxZHctd6ujk/s553/cpi-10.04.13_07.jpg)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-_CCOprjOLj8/UWanHjwSKNI/AAAAAAAA6hE/gF24J4U9Dak/s553/cpi-11.04.13-07.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-YhQG32glKQY/UWf0gXszYdI/AAAAAAAA6k8/WBc1kGs9_QM/s553/cpi-12.04.13-03.jpeg)
Friday night Top 3 Cosplay Totty (part three...)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-zmrN4DsKOdo/UWQAD-675HI/AAAAAAAA6CA/7qG4zAtVxWU/s553/cpi-08-04-13-05.jpg)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-xUzZQxtqIig/UVrENuNp6GI/AAAAAAAA5os/05erKZRVyBU/s553/02.04.13-01.jpeg)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-qcGwWwyhYy8/UVxUuLLYrYI/AAAAAAAA5xs/EPQkZIcJSqk/s553/03.04.13-06.jpg)
More Friday night...Top 3 Inked Dolls Totty:
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-632TczbC25o/UTrW--y0tuI/AAAAAAAAa0I/z3Q9YQL8Zh0/s618/1Beu8.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-eIcXS1QRCk8/UVztBPWBXiI/AAAAAAAAdvg/5clJA5fI_l0/s618/1HBlE.jpg)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Vk_oU5gXa20/UViyHyPzLYI/AAAAAAAAdYI/vyW9zBv8alE/s618/1HBe7.jpg)
...and more - Top 3 Inked Dolls with Guns Totty:
8) <) 8)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-HmLF7bHMcEs/UUcsbR1eiYI/AAAAAAAAbxQ/-kk47nqhMvc/s480/1HBb1.jpg)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-biPOheIBS8s/UThXOUweCvI/AAAAAAAAans/JucNbV5I8Ps/s618/1BevW.jpg)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-XYpW9OkCFsY/UTbif2W0wGI/AAAAAAAAaho/Say2kiZl3Z4/s480/1BetM.jpg)
Quote from: nikharwood on 12 April 2013, 06:36:15 PM
More Friday night...Top 3 Inked Dolls Totty:
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Vk_oU5gXa20/UViyHyPzLYI/AAAAAAAAdYI/vyW9zBv8alE/s618/1HBe7.jpg)
She will be mine. Oh yes. Our babies will be smart and beautiful...
Top 3 Steampunk Totty:
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-ZYZdl4O-pBE/UWhHrQtSwnI/AAAAAAAADbU/V9KoCdDLRts/s553/550344_300443733419064_1130059931_n.jpg)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Mk0N78rxqR8/UUsuuUXyO4I/AAAAAAAAB-0/yFaNUR1aelg/s553/cosplay-steampunk-09.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-sILIYrK7BuM/UWhhpYL2KKI/AAAAAAABV-I/KInqItKB9DU/s553/483614_4123607867410_321363431_n.jpg)
You clearly have too much time Nik.....wife visiting relatives?
This is like the woman who does my admin at work. She does my PA stuff for me. I say, eeerrrrrrrrr what am I supposed to be doing, and she fixes everything. And she wears proper specs like that as well. Very patient woman.
Quote from: Luddite on 12 April 2013, 07:04:38 PM
She will be mine. Oh yes. Our babies will be smart and beautiful...
Your just basing that on the tree of gondor tattoo aren't you?
Quote from: nikharwood on 12 April 2013, 06:14:14 PM
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-zmrN4DsKOdo/UWQAD-675HI/AAAAAAAA6CA/7qG4zAtVxWU/s553/cpi-08-04-13-05.jpg)
Don't ask how I know this, but that's not exactly cosplay... She's called Bobbi Starr and that's an on-set photo from a film where admittedly she plays Velma. However, it's most certainly 100% NSFW!!!
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 12 April 2013, 10:58:59 PM
You clearly have too much time Nik.....wife visiting relatives?
Nah - she's just busy doing horsey stuff :)
Quote from: stormrider on 13 April 2013, 12:29:24 AM
Don't ask how I know this, but that's not exactly cosplay... She's called Bobbi Starr and that's an on-set photo from a film where admittedly she plays Velma. However, it's most certainly 100% NSFW!!!
:D ;D :D A modern classic :d
Quote from: Alan on 12 April 2013, 11:04:28 PM
This is like the woman who does my admin at work. She does my PA stuff for me. I say, eeerrrrrrrrr what am I supposed to be doing, and she fixes everything. And she wears proper specs like that as well. Very patient woman.
In light of the above...nice spot of recruitment there, Alan ;) ;D
I should just like to personally complain about Leon for starting this all off.
As a new member of only a few weeks, I only came across this post last night, and "devoured" all 49 pages in one sitting!!!!
The problem is, Leon, that I'm on a water meter. Do you know how high my water bill will be this quarter after all those cold showers I've had to have after viewing this post. It was so terrible I nearly had to turn the computer off!!!! :P ;D ;D ;D
I'll forward the bill to you later Leon. Or hand it personally to you at Salute. :D
Looking forward to some more pictures!!!!
DaveL
Strangely enough, the most appealing girl of the lot, in my old eyes, is the one in the red sweater.... ;)
Quote from: Hertsblue on 13 April 2013, 09:47:15 AM
Strangely enough, the most appealing girl of the lot, in my old eyes, is the one in the red sweater.... ;)
Hear, hear, although I wouldn't pass a chance at any of the star trek girls :oor the inked beauties (especially Luddite's choice) :o, or the steampunk babe with the big hooters, I mean shooter! :-[
Glad to have you back Nik, the threads been neglected!
You know what's missing?
Wargames totty. That is, beautiful women working or playing in the hobby.
OK, here's GW's offering.
The very pretty Beth Beynon Hughes
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TjC1mwRSQ2c/UWgP1dH_hqI/AAAAAAAAqnc/9bv-ZY61000/s1600/profile_picture_by_zadiela-d4zgscg.jpg[img])
Quote from: Nosher on 13 April 2013, 12:50:59 PM
Hear, hear, although I wouldn't pass a chance at any of the star trek girls :oor the inked beauties (especially Luddite's choice) :o, or the steampunk babe with the big hooters, I mean shooter! :-[
Glad to have you back Nik, the threads been neglected!
Wouldn't it have been much less typework to say "I wouldn't have a pass at any." :P :P :P
Quote from: stormrider on 13 April 2013, 12:29:24 AM
Don't ask how I know this, but that's not exactly cosplay... She's called Bobbi Starr and that's an on-set photo from a film where admittedly she plays Velma. However, it's most certainly 100% NSFW!!!
Bobbi!!! <3
Quote from: nikharwood on 13 April 2013, 09:29:50 AM
In light of the above...nice spot of recruitment there, Alan ;) ;D
I wish I could claim the credit, but she just appeared and has continued to organise me on a regular basis.
Back to real life totty... Here. Battered the ass of Fleetwood (is that even real) today, so all we need now is Bradford away on Tuesday (the day of destiny but at night), then Plymouth away and bottome of the league Shots at home. 9 points and we are up. And I am still thinking we can do it...
Back to the clacker...
You can't have a picture on Steve Evans in a totty thread (or any thread for that matter...), no matter how loyal you are to Rotherham!
Quote from: Hertsblue on 13 April 2013, 09:47:15 AM
Strangely enough, the most appealing girl of the lot, in my old eyes, is the one in the red sweater.... ;)
That's possibly because she looks more "girl next door" type and therefore attainable or mor probably the alure of what is undernearth that red sweater. :d
Very possibly. That, and the fact that women lugging ugly bits of iron around do absolutely nothing for me. Macho is bad enough in men; in women it's verging on obcene. :P
what about steve evans in a bikini lugging an ugly bit of iron around? If we get promoted... I would watch that.
Anyway, back to women and the Soviet Unions 4th greatest export after vodka, my other half and socialist friendship...
:-bd
I want to know what the people in the background are looking at... @-)
Quote from: petercooman on 13 April 2013, 08:57:09 PM
Wouldn't it have been much less typework to say "I wouldn't have a pass at any." :P :P :P
It would. But there is only so much of 'me' to go around ;)
Quote from: Nosher on 14 April 2013, 04:19:54 PM
It would. But there is only so much of 'me' to go around ;)
=O =O =O
University Challenge totty
India Lenon
(http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1460698.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/India+Lenon+)
(http://i.models.com/oftheminute/images/2008/09/4242/INDIA_LENON2.jpg)
Quote from: Luddite on 12 April 2013, 07:04:38 PM
She will be mine. Oh yes. Our babies will be smart and beautiful...
Not to mention......imaginary! ;)
Who is that India Lenon? She´s awesome!
Quote from: Phobos on 19 April 2013, 02:06:33 PM
Who is that India Lenon? She´s awesome!
Strawberry Blonde? My feckin arse she is! She's a Ginger :d
Remember these? I, of course, bought them so I could study the hang of the pelisse.
Tonight...
(More) Top 3 Steampunk Totty:
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-qveUIzo6mG4/UUdPqZYvBTI/AAAAAAAAAM4/jv68QsYNmII/w380-h480-no/1H4Xq.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-MxUOt-gOlIc/UW8EO5b3EqI/AAAAAAAAAQU/SUlvFslHUpE/w318-h480-no/1U9Jj.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-eRI08ESUBj4/UZUVhfw4BGI/AAAAAAAAAV8/xNQvQJRsbQM/w320-h480-no/25nxW.jpg)
Mmm. I may have missed some of the appeal of steampunk. Just tell me she hasn't got rivets tattooed over her nipples.
Quote from: FierceKitty on 17 May 2013, 03:45:28 AM
Mmm. I may have missed some of the appeal of steampunk. Just tell me she hasn't got rivets tattooed over her nipples.
No just rivets through her nipples ;D ;D
I wonder if we'll ever get around to doing some 'steampunkish' figures at 10mm. :-\
Be fun to make....But I'm not sure they'd be a big enough seller for Leon.
I'm presuming you'd need almost all individuals rather than 'army unit types'
Cheers - Phil
I vote for more Top 3 Cosplay Totty:
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-g2i9Ex_PWe0/UYJd5oH7qsI/AAAAAAAA8Ho/BWnRrhXGZD4/w421-h632-no/cpi-02.05.13-04.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-AVJpbxXvIIc/UYpBL1mp3zI/AAAAAAAA8-I/EzxRPT57DBs/w420-h632-no/cpi-08.05.13-18.jpg)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-QbdQdpW1olA/UYOsjoe25-I/AAAAAAAA8Uc/MxOGwORh8A0/w278-h631-no/cpi-03.05.13-04.jpg)
No2 with the mask and stockings/boots gets my vote... =P~ =P~ =P~
But I cant help but feel a little guilty looking at this thread whilst sat in a hotel room on my Blues and Two's residential... :-[
You know I'm after superhero figures. Can you see why now?
Quote from: Nosher on 21 May 2013, 09:29:26 PM
No2 with the mask and stockings/boots gets my vote... =P~ =P~ =P~
Have to agree with you there Nosher
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 21 May 2013, 10:44:54 PM
Have to agree with you there Nosher
Clearly a man of taste :-bd
Hi. Have you seen the latest Star Trek film? Don't think it'll be long before someone posts a picture of the new science officer in it. but it isn't anything to do with the black bra and knickers she was wearing!!!!!!!! ;)
DaveL
Yes, it was Uhura in the first film - in white underwear. Wonder who they'll get for the third film. :-\
- "Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence..."
- "You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I'm here to put you back on schedule."
- "I assure you, Lord Vader. My men are working as fast as they can."
- "Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them..."
(http://i1154.photobucket.com/albums/p522/Edmund2011/Temporal/Dar_cera_pulir_cera_FOTOS_zps29bbc9fc.jpg)
:o :D
Stormtroopers Recruiting?
Star Trek cosplay
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/a38dac634131e6e1ffee01d8e138e2d9/tumblr_mjocruqbwg1qlvu5zo1_1280.jpg)
(http://cdn.gamerant.com/wp-content/uploads/E3-2012-Booth-Babes-Cosplay-Star-Trek-3.jpg)
(http://verybadfrog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Star-Trek-Cosplay-Girls-7.jpg)
Judge Dredd cosplay
(http://www.badhaven.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/andrewdotlee-400x600.jpg)
(http://www.badhaven.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/396689_10151320823916885_825456132_n-494x600.jpg)
Firefly cosplay
(http://cosplaycouture.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Firefly-Group-Cosplay-Costume-11.jpg])
(http://cosplaycouture.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/female-mal-reynolds-cosplay-costume-1.jpg)
Is there a Judge Anderson in the relatively recent Judge Dredd film ?
Cheers - Phil
Yes, and a very beautiful one too!
Quote from: Techno on 25 May 2013, 07:06:45 AM
Is there a Judge Anderson in the relatively recent Judge Dredd film ?
Cheers - Phil
Hooboy is there!
(http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/uploads/Olivia-Thirlby-and-Karl-Urban-in-Dredd-2012-Movie-Image-e1328547394283.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHP49WuvKvsUXB4Km6o-xnwyviWwX2l8zVK3bb42adzn3Bb7UaLg)
More Dredd cosplay
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8027/7575270128_9e621150b6_z.jpg)
ok boys, how about some moving totty =P~
And she has the right name peter :D
Good grief what was that noise? :-t X_X :-&
Ah..... :-\
Is it one for watching with the speakers off ?
Looks like someone from one of those modern, popular 'beat' combos to me M'Lud. ;) :)
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Luddite on 25 May 2013, 09:33:46 PM
More Dredd cosplay
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8027/7575270128_9e621150b6_z.jpg)
Do you reckon she knows what you're thinking?
Looks like a case of uniform dating dot com EXTREME.
Can not know what i was thinking. . . still sea sick because of the moving totty clip.
That Judge can lock me up and throw away the key anytime
Quote from: Luddite on 26 May 2013, 03:34:57 AM
Good grief what was that noise? :-t X_X :-&
Doesn't any lady come with unbearable noise?? ;D
Quote from: petercooman on 26 May 2013, 12:15:57 PM
Doesn't any lady come with unbearable noise?? ;D
Only if you do it right.
Quote from: fsn on 26 May 2013, 08:11:33 AM
Do you reckon she knows what you're thinking?
If she does I'm a little bit nervous about where she might be thinking of inserting that truncheon... :o
Quote from: fsn on 26 May 2013, 08:11:33 AM
Do you reckon she knows what you're thinking?
Yup, that's why she looks
sooo pissed-off: day after day of trying to do her job whilst being constantly bombarded with unsavoury mental images and an incessant barrage of, "boobies, cleavage; boobies, cleavage," can get to even the toughest psi judge... @-) =P~ :> = >:(
:d
Quote from: Nosher on 26 May 2013, 03:27:17 PM
If she does I'm a little bit nervous about where she might be thinking of inserting that truncheon... :o
You couldn't take him anywhere, could you ? ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
Quote from: Techno on 27 May 2013, 08:39:17 AM
You couldn't take him anywhere, could you ? ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
Oy!
I resemble that remark... ;)
Jedi & Sith
(http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg145/Aglardae1/Sexy_Jedi_by_DistantDream.jpg)
(http://cl.jroo.me/z3/9/A/i/d/a.aaa.jpg)
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs47/i/2009/188/2/d/Dark_Jedi_by_wildman10.jpg)
(https://www.sexygeeks.net/wp-content/images//Sexy_Sith_Warrior_by_wildman10.jpg)
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs39/i/2008/327/e/c/Sith_Female___Out_for_a_Stroll_by_wildman10.jpg)
On that last picture. If she has a lighty-up light sabre, then why does her shadow look like that?
I would suggest there's been some PhotoShoppery going on there!
What shadows?
May the force be strong in...well I guess you know.... :d
Unfortunately my 17 year old with Aspergers would be more interested in the Light Sabre...
Well that is sad but then again, Light Sabre for him, Totty for you. Win - Win Situation
What light sabre....... :D
Quote from: Nosher on 28 May 2013, 05:48:55 PM
What light sabre....... :D
Well if you do not get one ... 8)
The Sith with a yellow lightsabre-
I though 'Wax on, wax off1' was Karate Kid, not Yoda
1 No one is to insert an h, and replace x with ck.
Just checked with Daddy's Little Sheldon Cooper. Apperently they are not dress right for jedi/sith, and the third one has a pirate tattoo, and they don't use lightsabres.
That's ALL he had to say on the matter.
This is not doing my 60 year old heart any good .......... or is it?
Quote from: Dour Puritan on 29 May 2013, 03:33:00 PM
This is not doing my 60 year old heart any good .......... or is it?
It's the equivalent of climbing a flight of stairs, so five pictures roughly equals, say, a tall block of flats. Maybe you should limit yourself to three pictures a day for the first week and slowly build up your stamina from there! ;)
Quote from: Nosher on 28 May 2013, 05:48:55 PM
What light sabre....... :D
Not sure mate - I think they are all seeing things, that we cant see - bit like those 3D pictures that are all dots.
Have you checked next door but one?
Quote from: Last Hussar on 30 May 2013, 12:15:45 AM
Have you checked next door but one?
Not since I have moved ! :D :D :D
Been a l-o-n-g week...so, tonight, it's:
Top 3 Inked Doll Justine Marie Corona Totty:
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-8X4w4wVR-uA/UakeEVI1ayI/AAAAAAAApXo/aaEu8LNDOeQ/w319-h480-no/2623c.jpg)
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s720x720/557995_595251590486864_689894195_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s720x720/536198_591097867568903_1727585021_n.jpg)
Have seen better......but also much worse. :P 8)
Okeydokey - some more Top 3 Steampunk Totty then:
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-4gCJw1t2k6k/UGKwiXPVpKI/AAAAAAAAAP4/xjwII4dIz_g/w439-h632-no/steampunk-2.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-NBy5rsxDQnw/UGKvv4_D-BI/AAAAAAAAAGI/62_WLgY391Y/w404-h632-no/steampunk_girls_20.jpg)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/--GTh_89tP7Y/UGKwK9XcmXI/AAAAAAAAALQ/i1rVh55vHhw/w421-h632-no/steampunk_girls_51.jpg)
1, 2 and 3 please... ;)
As mum used to say - "Such a greedy boy!"
As Dad used to say - "If you don't ask you don't get...!"
The 3rd one looks a lot like my ex-girlfriend, but her hair was blond and a lot shorter.
She was shorter or her hair?
Her hair mate, that one in the piccy is obviously a wig, as nice as it looks, how practical is having hair that long for real life living?
Game of Thrones
(http://n2.9cloud.us/526/rose_leslie_ygritte_from_game_of_th_1336342200.1024x0.jpg)
(http://media-cache-ec4.pinimg.com/192x/04/3e/bc/043ebcda64b1957f0fe46a80ece23b21.jpg)
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101128152634/gameofthrones/images/e/e3/Daenerys_Targaryen.jpg)
(http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/24210000/ngbbs504c22e459adf.jpg)
EDIT: Ygritte resized...!
Cant beat a bit of Lena Headey... ;)
Best bit of totty to come out of Yorkshire :D
One for Nik! Beware though, danger of becoming very dizzy...
=P~
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bd1_1371670950 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bd1_1371670950)
(it won't let me embed it)
That's brilliant! Worrying that I was wondering about the mathematics of the fixed point on the hoop in relation to the number of rotations given the size of the girl in the middle.
Anyone know where I can get a life?
Beside Leon, don't you have something better to do - casting or something? Say a Centurion or 12?
Quote from: fsn on 20 June 2013, 06:00:56 PM
Beside Leon, don't you have something better to do - casting or something? Say a Centurion or 12?
I'm actually casting 6400 x 28mm Dwarves at the moment... :-\
Quote from: Leon on 20 June 2013, 06:32:31 PM
I'm actually casting 6400 x 28mm Dwarves at the moment... :-\
6400 x 28mm = 179,2 m ! That's a huge dwarf !
sorry, i couldn't resist :-[
;)
Chaps you really must desist from posting drivel on the totty thread and therefore raising my hopes uneccesarily... Please dont forget i have spent the last seven weeks in a hotel room going stir crazy"!
Lots more lovely lady pics please :D
Quote from: Nosher on 20 June 2013, 07:37:10 PM
Chaps you really must desist from posting drivel on the totty thread and therefore raising my hopes uneccesarily... Please dont forget i have spent the last seven weeks in a hotel room going stir crazy"!
Lots more lovely lady pics please :D
There don't appear to be many sexy ambulance pics (that is what you're training for isn't it?), so this will have to do instead:
(http://f1.pepst.com/c/7D0D47/534132/ssc3/home/045/shivaraj11/albums/sexy_nurse_1_.jpg_480_480_0_64000_0_1_0.jpg)
Are they resuscitation bags?
I need a Nurse NOW!!!!!! :d :d
NURSE ! NURSE!
Lovely jubbly ;)
Now where did I put my stethoscope.....?
The respiratory rate in an adult is 12-20 bpm. I wonder how long my breathing assessment could go on without someone noticing it was all taking a bit too long :-[ :-[ :-[
Keep em coming :)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2364784896/h7A0751F2/)
Quote from: Luddite on 22 June 2013, 10:15:52 PM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2364784896/h7A0751F2/)
The 'Powder Puffs' aka Teeny Weeny Airways...
God Bless 'Em!
Archers
(http://acidcow.com/pics/20110928/archery_girls_17.jpg)
(http://2dives.com/wp-content/gallery/12-girls/thumbs/thumbs_hot_archers-0017.jpg)
Now THOSE are targets..... :o
Quote from: Luddite on 23 June 2013, 11:11:59 PM
Archers
(http://2dives.com/wp-content/gallery/12-girls/thumbs/thumbs_hot_archers-0017.jpg)
Careful ! You could have your eye out with one of those !! ;D ;D
Kind of put's a hole in the whole Amazon-cutting-off-a-breast-to-be-an-archer theory doesn't it?
Actually, would now be a good time to call for the Amazons range to be revamped?
But that would put your Cent WAY BACK in the queue.....
IanS
No Amazon ever had a bow like that.
Quote from: ianrs54 on 24 June 2013, 09:33:10 AM
But that would put your Cent WAY BACK in the queue.....
I'd like to think I could live with that ... for such a good reason.
Actually, I have a theory that every time I mention the oft heralded, but never seen Centurion on the forum Leon slips it back a month anyway. :-$
Blimey!! As a seasoned longbow archer for more years than I care to remember alas I've never seen anyone dressed like :o that on the shooting line. It just wouldn't pass GNAS dress code...shame :)
If she broke a bow string, where could she get another? :d
Quote from: fsn on 24 June 2013, 12:50:19 PM
I'd like to think I could live with that ... for such a good reason.
Actually, I have a theory that every time I mention the oft heralded, but never seen Centurion on the forum Leon slips it back a month anyway. :-$
Only 1 ??? :d :d :d :d
Doh! :'( :'( :'(
Better put a totty pic up or will gt shouted at.
Maybe PHil can sculpt us some of these? :P
Glasters Tot.
(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3166/2677228113_8cf5ebdba1.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/27/article-2348736-1A83D2BC000005DC-496_964x641.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/753b7310084748fe0f716975ae6e4d8d/tumblr_mifdpowRFn1rtrfo0o1_500.png)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hUAdcYBw0eU/UWOfQKwJqzI/AAAAAAAAAO0/aHnRLvjQ6I8/s1600/chella+style5.jpeg)
More Top 3 Inked Doll Totty today:
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-01rj9uJ7Ogg/UcOQ8fdMIuI/AAAAAAAAtao/RHt2kY1VkrU/s480-no/2komw.jpg)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-irjIOJwksow/Uc_mF8FkZoI/AAAAAAAAv60/InlMbGAU7H4/w618-h494-no/2qtwp.jpg)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-c-GXjaFdqXY/UcD4MKW842I/AAAAAAAAsv8/0YqVllH5k3k/w269-h480-no/2konQ.jpg)
Ok so I've just put a request in for Fantasy Mermaids in the Sci-Fi Fantasy Requests Topic, and thought the topic would suit this fine thread!
(http://www.elfwood.com/art/a/l/alenalazareva//mermaid.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5WvepY6d_8g/UFtfnjOk26I/AAAAAAAABQ0/Wkr2iukQMBA/s320/alyssa+milano+mermaid.jpg)
(http://www.3wishes.com/images/mermaidprincess-fu.jpg)
Combine the two?
(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/166/8/3/airica_mermaid_tattoo_blue_by_markvpphoto-d53nayl.jpg)
Thanks Luddite - truly a thing of beauty :)
:x =P~ 8->
What is really worrying is that the right hand of the tattooed mermaid seems not to be attached to an arm.
That's me all over. I could see me wining and dining this marvelous creature, taking her back to my place and slowly undressing her, cooing gently over every piece of skin art revealed . Stroking gently over her flank, I just know I'd say "that right hand isn't attached to anything. All those hours and they made a mistake like that!"
Exit exotic creature stage left.
I wouldn't have noticed that.....
But you're right fsn.....Does look a tad odd.
Cheers - Phil
Obviously fsn was having a REALLY good look... =O
I wouldn't even care if the mermaid had crooked eyes and hands stuck to her head really. Just put your hand over it when you 'assume the position' :D
There is probably a comment about the smell of fish to be made here, but I couldn't possibly.
Be my guest ;D
Smell of fish eh?
(http://bleuliquidfire.ilcannocchiale.it/mediamanager/sys.user/96745/9f70c96b4cdf445ca2c84ecgt4.jpg)
(http://pcdn.500px.net/35222370/11f99f88925a59de7d0d7d5f9284ff21962cf6a0/3.jpg)
(http://accordingtojewels.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/sexy-fishing.jpg)
I don't understand why I used to dislike fishing.
I've changed my mind ! And I'd like to catch some of these ! :d
I must say the first one would be especially enjoyable to pass an afternoon with on a riverbank.
Not round here it wouldn't !
You'd probably end up with anaemia from all the midge bites.......Wretched little .......er.... things.
Cheers - Mr Itchy.
Oh, as if if they had a choice between the two of you they would come to bite you instead of her...
:D :D :D :D :D :D
I would happily let any (or all) of the three assist me with 'my tackle'... :-[
C'mon! There must be cheesier totty/fishing jokes out there??
Only because she was an old trout...
Morning Nosher, you got the early shift too?
Quote from: Nosher on 07 July 2013, 07:03:09 AM
I would happily let any (or all) of the three assist me with 'my tackle'... :-[
C'mon! There must be cheesier totty/fishing jokes out there??
'they could reel me in anytime'
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I'd let her handle my rod?
Good one :p
Quote from: mad lemmey on 07 July 2013, 07:07:15 AM
Only because she was an old trout...
Morning Nosher, you got the early shift too?
Was just in from a 6pm to 6am shift.. and this was the pefect tonic for a night dealing with drunk and disorderlys (and that was just my colleagues!) :o
Anyway, back on topic - totty/fishing quips ;)
"She handled my tackle like a commensurate expert and took to the tricks of fly fishing quickly. With a deft flick of the wrist she had my rod twitching and my head reeling..."
Oh dear... :-[
Do you think she would be able to handle my telescopic/extendable pole at all?
Although my first thought was...Poor love, must be freezing in all the skimpy clothing, and rubber coming up to her thighs..Oh I'm off for a lie down
I wonder if she ever has a little nibble?
Finbarr Sauders and his Double Entendres eat your heart out!
Fnnrrr, Fnrrrr.....Not that I'd ever read such smut.
Cheers - Phil
So glad no-one's mentioned the Red Snapper.
Double entendres? Funny you should mention that.
I met the girl pictured in the white bikini once, she told me it was all she could do to stop herself dragging a man into bed if he could come up with a good double entendre ... so I gave her one ;D
Badum tish!
As dear Homer Simpson said...
"Doh....It just gets worse and worse." ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
11 days without a top totty post, what is this forum coming to?
:d what to do...
Quote from: GordonY on 19 July 2013, 10:16:20 AM
11 days without a top totty post, what is this forum coming to?
;D
That's what I thought when I saw the email about this thread ! "a new post ?.. :D"
but no pic.... :(
Or is it an invisible one ? :-\
(http://farm1.staticflickr.com/150/391324477_3512715f72.jpg)
;)
Just a couple to inspire Nik
(http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n17/GordonY/redhead2_zpsb78554ec.jpg)
and
(http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n17/GordonY/redhead1_zps9acc6c2c.jpg)
Gordon
Fantasy subject in more than one sense.
Will you look at those h.... h.... hammers! Doesn't she have lovely big b... b.... blue eyes! ;)
Quote from: GordonY on 19 July 2013, 11:00:49 AM
(http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n17/GordonY/redhead1_zps9acc6c2c.jpg)
Gordon
Gordon, There are some of us who have to concentrate on work - and you post this !!!!!!!
Impressive 'chest furniture' and granted very, very pretty :)
But natural redheads??? :-\
I very much doubt it :-$
Well you'd have to check that the collar matched the cuffs to prove that wouldn't you Nosher. :D
Quote from: GordonY on 19 July 2013, 02:34:18 PM
Well you'd have to check that the collar matched the cuffs to prove that wouldn't you Nosher. :D
I dont mind looking to confirm :-[
Take your time, just to make sure...
Dunno what brought these to mind ...
(http://i.imgur.com/S3IEm4n.png)
(http://cache.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/928429-bigthumbnail.jpg)
(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i462/Icyho7/red2/sexy-redheads-redheaded-girls-5.jpg)
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/sexy-hot-redhead-photos-54.jpg?w=500&h=400)
Quote from: Luddite on 19 July 2013, 09:30:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/S3IEm4n.png)
She's won a medium sized teddy bear already!
;D :D ;D
Looks like she's ready to try for the top shelf.
I knew I could rely on you guys to keep this up...I shall add more..soon :d
Hooray !
Head Prefect's back. :)
Cheers - Phil (Who's only just noticed a message you sent to one of my 'other' email addys ....last December....Sorry Matey !!
Quote from: Techno on 20 July 2013, 08:08:21 AM
Hooray !
Head Prefect's back. :)
Cheers - Phil (Who's only just noticed a message you sent to one of my 'other' email addys ....last December....Sorry Matey !!
:)
No worries, I just thought you were ignoring me %-(
;) :D
:-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
How about we kick off with a bit more Top 3 Steampunk Totty:
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-CCAFZWIWN5E/UeltKrQ6I7I/AAAAAAAAVGA/bDlyskRELG4/w421-h632-no/19.07.13+-+1)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-iVXO_qQGllQ/UekV8UjTCWI/AAAAAAAAE4o/OV1j4mh195k/w421-h632-no/Airship+pilotess.jpg)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-qzxP3Z2QhTE/UdpXDMLnWtI/AAAAAAAAO04/bQ_LNP_n-fo/w844-h632-no/Steampunk_Tendencies_On_Facebook_1.jpg)
Some more Top 3 Cosplay Totty:
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-t_op_xM516s/UdrEewZ7eNI/AAAAAAABDQs/buZ58ZAia2U/w421-h632-no/cpi-08.07.13-03.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-Riawr5eysZU/UekrbrzZoPI/AAAAAAABEUM/E9nq9EgVkZo/w420-h632-no/cpi-19.07.13-01.jpg)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-OrNOw6fe1_w/UefZaEpMQkI/AAAAAAABEL0/SJT1a9Zp2-M/w640-h427-no/cpi-18.07.13-14.jpg)
So ya, some of the Rahs has managed to pop a sprog OK. It's pretty bloody special OK. Apparently...and Jocinda said it so its definitely true, but apparently its going to be a king or something.
Anyway, its a bit of bloody totty what...
(http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/photo_galleries/regular_galleries/1486-kate-middleton-turns-30-her-body-evolution/photos/1325891583_kate-middleton-1.jpg)
(http://nhfalcon.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/kate_middleton_bikini_past.jpg)
(http://www.mid-day.com/imagedata/2011/mar/kate11.jpg)
(http://cdn3.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/migration_catalog/article28989688.ece/ALTERNATES/h342/Kate+Middleton)
;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Luddite on 22 July 2013, 11:20:06 PM
So ya, some of the Rahs has managed to pop a sprog OK. It's pretty bloody special OK. Apparently...and Jocinda said it so its definitely true, but apparently its going to be a king or something.
Anyway, its a bit of bloody totty what...
Definitely Totty.
Hopefully by the time the spog comes of age we will have seen sense and become a republic.
Never!!
Its wot makes you lot English, you'd much rather be ruled by a German than a Scot.
Two words against a republic. "President Blair".
Or keeping with tradition "King Tony"... ;D
Missed the F off the front if that Flashman! :P
Quote from: nikharwood on 20 July 2013, 08:39:05 AM
Some more Top 3 Cosplay Totty:
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-Riawr5eysZU/UekrbrzZoPI/AAAAAAABEUM/E9nq9EgVkZo/w420-h632-no/cpi-19.07.13-01.jpg)
For some reason I find the red and green hair of this one strangely appealing :-\
So I was browsing the post war range. Seeing what I could use for the Korean War, and I was nosing around the IndoChina range. Not being too au fait with the subject I typed "tu ve" "Viet nam" into Google. This was pretty high up the responses.
If this is what VM2 & VM3 are all about, I'll order some today! If not, then after the Centurion ...?
Quote from: fsn on 29 July 2013, 06:30:19 PM
So I was browsing the post war range. Seeing what I could use for the Korean War, and I was nosing around the IndoChina range. Not being too au fait with the subject I typed "tu ve" "Viet nam" into Google. This was pretty high up the responses.
If this is what VM2 & VM3 are all about, I'll order some today! If not, then after the Centurion ...?
Seriously, fsn - look what happens in G Images when you search for "Centurion Totty" - first hit:
(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l149/OrdsallRed/sarahb1.jpg)
That's nice. Very nice. very, very nice.
Centurion though?
Quote from: fsn on 29 July 2013, 10:54:56 PM
That's nice. Very nice. very, very nice.
Centurion though?
Don't ask me, ask Google ;)
Found you Olga from the film 'Centurion' too - so,
Top 3 Olga Kurylenko ('Centurion') Totty:(http://www.flicksandbits.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/centurion-olga.jpg)
(http://russianwomenblog.hotrussianbrides.com/image.axd?picture=2010%2F4%2Folga.jpg)
(http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/still/centurion09.jpg)
Quote from: nikharwood on 29 July 2013, 10:43:28 PM
Seriously, fsn - look what happens in G Images when you search for "Centurion Totty"
I tried that and the first 5 entries all pointed back to this forum... :-\
Quote from: Wulf on 29 July 2013, 11:26:09 PM
I tried that and the first 5 entries all pointed back to this forum... :-\
;D That's in Web search - hit the Images tab...
I know it's not Friday, but I'm not working...and it's about time we had some more ink, methinks ;)
Top 3 Hope Mitchell (Inked Dolls) Totty:
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-CJM-EX4nnBs/UfXNH9oeoQI/AAAAAAAA32U/PbSI_sVLmlY/s480-no/2ITUO.jpg)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-BRyjojb6xWw/UfR7qEmZQBI/AAAAAAAA3p8/jStQykDGqu8/w319-h480-no/2ITUH.jpg)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ReISM-1hHL4/UdQ-AgFzW7I/AAAAAAAAxFc/X4TVl4xj5Hw/w618-h410-no/2qtzw.jpg)
Quote from: nikharwood on 29 July 2013, 11:27:25 PM
;D That's in Web search - hit the Images tab...
6 of the top 10 are right here...
Quote from: Wulf on 29 July 2013, 11:42:19 PM
6 of the top 10 are right here...
We're good like that... think of this as a Public Service Announcement :D
Ta for that
I have used B&G stain varnish on 10mm before...maybe the wilko stuff is thinner but the B&Q stuff comes out quite gloopy on 10mm
Do you think that Salvador Dali looking at some of our posts would think "well, that's a bit wierd"?
Quote from: fsn on 29 July 2013, 10:54:56 PM
That's nice. Very nice. very, very nice.
Centurion though?
S'pose fsn will be asking after one of those next ! ;)
Cheers - Phil.
Well, if it gets going as a kickstarter, I'm in!
Quote from: fsn on 30 July 2013, 08:22:36 AM
Do you think that Salvador Dali looking at some of our posts would think "well, that's a bit wierd"?
To use the only decent Ben Elton quote ever: "the average Dali's got three tits!"
And just before Nik gets there...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/wyrebc/4776286969/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/wyrebc/4776286969/)
With the new Dr announced, time for some Whovian action...
(http://scyfilove.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/karen.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/4sGiy.jpg)
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s123/kenickieb/PERI1.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/p480x480/998021_179008625607678_652425496_n.jpg)
(http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/09/27/billie460.jpg)
Isn't it about time they changed the appearance of the TARDIS? After all, when was the last time you saw a police telephone box on the street? :-\
Saturday. And every time I'm in Glasgow.
Every wonder why so many Doctors are Scottish?
http://www.policeboxes.co.uk/police-boxes-today.html
Quote from: Hertsblue on 06 August 2013, 09:40:20 AM
Isn't it about time they changed the appearance of the TARDIS? After all, when was the last time you saw a police telephone box on the street? :-\
The Chameleon Circuit's bust. :(
Quote from: Wulf on 06 August 2013, 09:59:24 AM
Every wonder why so many Doctors are Scottish?
Excellent Scottish medical schools?
Quote from: Luddite on 06 August 2013, 06:38:26 PM
The Chameleon Circuit's bust. :(
Thought everyone knew that!
(http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt334/SteveW_04/2069173339_0ccf6bcbc8_z.jpg) (http://s625.photobucket.com/user/SteveW_04/media/2069173339_0ccf6bcbc8_z.jpg.html)
Is that totty?
For some
=O
Quote from: Fenton on 06 August 2013, 06:55:30 PM
(http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt334/SteveW_04/2069173339_0ccf6bcbc8_z.jpg) (http://s625.photobucket.com/user/SteveW_04/media/2069173339_0ccf6bcbc8_z.jpg.html)
Ooooh! Pretty!
:o 8-} =O :-t :Ph
Now if Leon will just send fsn a cut in half centurion, if they happen to get made in the next year or three...
There's an idea. Surely a lot easier to sculpt if they only do the left sides.
Dearie, dearie me =)........(For the above umpteen posts !) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil.
Don't judge me, just 'cos I can enjoy some private time with a cutaway 50 ton monster.
Barbarian is right - I have issues.
I was there only a couple of weeks ago!!
You should see the other side. The commander and gunner have NO room at all. Horrible.
The video was fun though.
Spent many an hour stuck in a Tank turret first on Cvr(t) then Challenger 1 they are so spacious "NOT" if the idiot who designed them had to work them ?
but the Challenger 1 is a lot better to have on Top Totty not an old has bean like Centurion!!!
Martin
Enough of this thread hi-jacking with AFV pics/talk :'( :'( :'(
How about 'Tank Top' Totty?
Very nice, very, very nice.
She looks like a girl who would appreciate a 20pdr.
Slave girls...just because...
(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/comicsalliance.com/files/2009/07/ap-oola-star-wars.jpg)
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1c2j6GZEZ1qzmvp1o1_400.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTwY50VDSJY3LSQuwxbgYzvkwJHM0s5jg--_BvPGTgFFSDVIKbQ)
(http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6114/6385064583_20d2c5edaa_z.jpg)
(http://files.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/139969_S/Olivia-as-Slave-Lei-with-Other-Girl.jpg)
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l69fyhixqq1qc8xtpo1_500.jpg)
(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3049/5797640349_0c9924951e_z.jpg)
(http://www.cosplayexp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/slave-leia.jpg)
Quote(http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt334/SteveW_04/2069173339_0ccf6bcbc8_z.jpg)
Quote from: fsn on 06 August 2013, 07:33:20 PM
Ooooh! Pretty!
Really? He's not my type at all.
I'll stick with Tank Top Totty and Slave Girls. :d
Oh - and Tank Girl, natch...
(http://www.aftermathgirls.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Lori-Petty.jpg)
Quote from: Luddite on 08 August 2013, 12:05:37 AM
(http://files.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/139969_S/Olivia-as-Slave-Lei-with-Other-Girl.jpg)
Isn't that thingy from The Newsroom?
(http://images.tvrage.com/news/the-newsroom-s-olivia-munn-defends-show-against-allegations-of-sexism.jpg)
Quote from: Leon on 08 August 2013, 03:47:35 AM
Isn't that thingy from The Newsroom?
(http://images.tvrage.com/news/the-newsroom-s-olivia-munn-defends-show-against-allegations-of-sexism.jpg)
I sincerely wish it was... =P~ =P~ =P~
Shouldn't you be on the xbox??
Quote from: Luddite on 08 August 2013, 12:05:37 AM
Slave girls...just because...
(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/comicsalliance.com/files/2009/07/ap-oola-star-wars.jpg)
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1c2j6GZEZ1qzmvp1o1_400.jpg)
Gives a whole new meaning to "chain of command". :x
Quote from: Nosher on 08 August 2013, 08:38:36 AM
I sincerely wish it was... =P~ =P~ =P~
I think it is, a quick Google of Olivia Munn throws up another pic of her as Leia as well... :-\
Try her wiki article, she likes cosplay...
Quote from: mad lemmey on 08 August 2013, 04:49:15 PM
Try her wiki article, she likes cosplay...
Do we need to approach her to give our Totty thread a celebrity endorsement... :-\ :D
:-bd
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivia_Munn (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivia_Munn)
In response to GordonY's concerns here: http://www.pendrakenforum.co.uk/index.php/topic,8023.0.html let's start with some more...
Top 3 Steampunk Totty:
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-4gCJw1t2k6k/UGKwiXPVpKI/AAAAAAAAAP4/xjwII4dIz_g/w439-h632-no/steampunk-2.jpg)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-PN_qdd6bSwM/UGKwkQ24bmI/AAAAAAAAAQc/Fwo8CxJ5_2U/w422-h632-no/steampunk_girls_84.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-dI9hHngTJ-c/UGKwQRW9w3I/AAAAAAAAAMY/Noayv-6k6Bg/w422-h632-no/steampunk_girls_57.jpg)
And, now, Top 3 Black & White Totty:
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-FhdZkDYSOhU/UTGQ2YF50HI/AAAAAAAA3Ug/76IcxU-Y7O8/w421-h632-no/hPNPaYPW2YY.jpg)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-wQQtME72xJQ/UTC8hwZMt9I/AAAAAAAA3P0/pMwtxb48_uo/w500-h333-no/Kh-z6ZvUdSY.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-MFJUVjQHCLE/US99-_NSXPI/AAAAAAAA3Mg/Ltw9gVXw_m8/w438-h604-no/ilstTi7vi0U.jpg)
And...Top 3 Cosplay Totty:
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Uej9mP5VjDE/Ufj9wkybCeI/AAAAAAABF2w/_IXZLp_eCGE/w419-h632-no/cpi-31.07.13-01.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-9tD6XAdfx4M/UdL-IXdFQvI/AAAAAAABChE/SCb64VR07aM/w422-h632-no/cpi-02.07.13-07.jpeg)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-mEEd4JdmpVY/UdbEsSh1Z-I/AAAAAAABC3k/5GJ2rfccpjc/w384-h481-no/cpi-05.07.13-13.jpeg)
And, just because, more...Top 3 Cosplay Totty:
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-TeBhDuIPEck/UfJvZmy0NzI/AAAAAAABFAU/KmJ5McS_RTo/w421-h632-no/cpi-26.07.13-10.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-whNBLOr-mOc/UfJvatssg1I/AAAAAAABFAs/OjzUV_esvs4/w736-h489-no/cpi-26.07.13-13.jpg)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-uVNPtaOrD_o/UfezesrdqAI/AAAAAAABFw8/d15D_bD1YdM/w420-h632-no/cpi-30.07.13-07.jpg)
And we've not had these for a while...
Top 3 Israeli Army Totty:
(http://hipsterjew.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/hot-israeli-girls.jpg)
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01739/soldier2_1739592a.jpg)
(http://www.mkwhy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/military_girl.jpg)
(I think that last one might not be entirely authentic ;))
And, last but by no means least (for now), how about:
Top 3 Rock Chick Totty:
Lauren Harris:
(http://img.ultimate-guitar.com/_img/news/entertainment/lauren_harris.jpg)
Cristina Scabbia:
(http://img.ultimate-guitar.com/_img/news/entertainment/cristina_scabbia.jpg)
Hayley Wiliams:
(http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/photo/gallery/090831/GAL-09Aug31-2541/media/PHO-09Aug31-176314.jpg)
Quote from: nikharwood on 09 August 2013, 10:52:30 PM
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Uej9mP5VjDE/Ufj9wkybCeI/AAAAAAABF2w/_IXZLp_eCGE/w419-h632-no/cpi-31.07.13-01.jpg)
Is that Thor's younger sister...
...wait for it...
Phwoar?!
:D :-[
Good grief! ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Nosher on 08 August 2013, 08:38:36 AM
Shouldn't you be on the xbox??
NO ! Nosher NO! If he is on the Xbox he will be naked and thats not a nice thought to have
Quote from: nikharwood on 09 August 2013, 10:47:18 PM
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-MFJUVjQHCLE/US99-_NSXPI/AAAAAAAA3Mg/Ltw9gVXw_m8/w438-h604-no/ilstTi7vi0U.jpg)
Thats one gorgeous bum. I think I am in love :x
Quote from: Luddite on 08 August 2013, 12:05:37 AM
Slave girls...just because...
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l69fyhixqq1qc8xtpo1_500.jpg)
Why did we outlaw slave girls ????? :D
Quote from: Leon on 10 August 2013, 12:35:48 AM
Is that Thor's younger sister...
Who cares? I happilly give her a hammering :d
...wait for it...
Phwoar?!
:D :-[
Phwoar?!....I thought Kenneth Connor had passed away...obviously not
Phwoarette, surely :)
OOOooooo yum yum
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 10 August 2013, 07:58:45 AM
Why did we outlaw slave girls ????? :D
Evidently, we didn't!
Oh me, Oh my...
(http://cdn.lolhappens.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Its-con-season-again.jpg)
you need to save the image to photobucket or something similar then use the img tags to embed to the forum...Ask Dour Puritan he knows how to do it :d
Fixed, Paul :)
Easiest way with pics found online is to right-click & copy the image address & then drop that into the img tags here.
Quote from: Paul Davies on 11 August 2013, 09:28:42 AM
(http://cdn.lolhappens.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Its-con-season-again.jpg)
Scratchy!
You or her FSN?...and what are you scratching and should we be glad there are no webcams on the pendraken forum
You'd at least want her to take the glove off?
That's basically naked, and she walks into nerd strongholds like this?
Quote from: Last Hussar on 11 August 2013, 03:23:14 PM
That's basically naked, and she walks into nerd strongholds like this?
They would be too busy saving their xbox games and cleaning thier pen protectors to take any notice
Is it a bit insensitive to mention that the young lady seems to have an issue with out of control pubic hair... and at risk of being ostricised she's clearly not a natural redhead if that is the case ;D ;D ;D
That said she is a bit cute and a bit more wholesome :x
Quote from: Last Hussar on 11 August 2013, 03:23:14 PM
That's basically naked, and she walks into nerd strongholds like this?
From the interview with her:
When Jacqueline Goehner was asked about dressing up as Witchblade and going out practically in her birthday suit, she gamely replied "I wasn't too nervous, I just thought, 'Hey, I'm just doing what I love to do."
Interview and a few more pictures of her in the costume here - http://darklorddungeon.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/jacqueline-goehner-witchblade-cosplay.html
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UDX7-b35obw/UZr2Io7pmEI/AAAAAAAAXoI/QV_pHZdCtMo/s1600/Witchblade+Cosplay+-+Jacqueline+Goehner+by+Blizzard+Terrak+Photography+1.jpg)
The funny thing is, she's actually wearing less than the character usually does...
I notice she never turns around, I wonder if the back view is as good as the front... :-\ :P
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/be0aabb7737d73f3568c15502a497d1e/tumblr_mqg1i5sRCg1sq03aho1_400.gif)
Quote from: Leon on 11 August 2013, 07:17:45 PM
I notice she never turns around, I wonder if the back view is as good as the front... :-\ :P
Red rag, meet bull...you knew I would find this, right? ;) :D
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/p480x480/64068_10151665572951865_1686305358_n.jpg)
I notice the website is DarkLordDungeon.
Now we know what Leon has been doing.
Quote from: nikharwood on 11 August 2013, 07:24:40 PM
Red rag, meet bull...you knew I would find this, right? ;) :D
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/p480x480/64068_10151665572951865_1686305358_n.jpg)
What's Wolverine about to do?! :-\
Quote from: O Dinas Powys on 11 August 2013, 09:00:34 PM
What's Wolverine about to do?! :-\
This:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/5935b9bdf9488f6fd4abeddc3fe8ea44/tumblr_mqvr83EiU31qgu2vjo1_400.jpg)
Quote from: Ithoriel on 11 August 2013, 09:35:11 PM
This:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/5935b9bdf9488f6fd4abeddc3fe8ea44/tumblr_mqvr83EiU31qgu2vjo1_400.jpg)
What? Wait...he's got razor sharp talons...and he puts clothes on her rather than cutting the straps of the skimpiness she was wearing? :-\ :o
:D
Quote from: nikharwood on 11 August 2013, 10:08:38 PM
What? Wait...he's got razor sharp talons...and he puts clothes on her rather than cutting the straps of the skimpiness she was wearing? :-\ :o
If we're in character and those really are razor sharp blades, she's not actually 'wearing' that... (Witchblade is a bit hard to explain).
Look at the jeans - maybe he's still "unwrapping" her :)
Quote from: Nosher on 11 August 2013, 06:05:46 PM
Is it a bit insensitive to mention that the young lady seems to have an issue with out of control pubic hair... and at risk of being ostricised she's clearly not a natural redhead if that is the case ;D ;D ;D
I would be happy to forgive these two minor indescretions :)
oh wow, geeeze... she looks a bit like my misses ^^
Too many pictures
Just look at the website
http://coselite.com/433/
But heres a sample
(http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt334/SteveW_04/599390_424982494211813_1838452933_n.jpg) (http://s625.photobucket.com/user/SteveW_04/media/599390_424982494211813_1838452933_n.jpg.html)
The girl in the mauve costume needs a few more hours under the sun-lamp.
Fallout babes...
(http://www.bubblews.com/assets/images/news/1681857020_1370038414.jpg)
(http://www.ruethedayblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/merc3.jpg)
(http://www.gamersbin.com/attachments/localized/77852_fallout_new_vegas_cosplay_merc_charmer_by_k_a_n_a-d573dbd.jpg)
(http://i718.photobucket.com/albums/ww184/mystuff20/IMG_4509.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/97cf938152e05f386ca2cc727bd85de0/tumblr_mm3uy9vPZR1s94y7qo1_500.jpg)
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7154/6728639423_60ea4a505f.jpg)
(http://jointhecosplaynation.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/vault-dweller-02.jpg)
(http://fallout3.ru/public/3474/gallery/4998.jpg)
(http://funnymama.com/store/120823/101865_v0_600x.jpg)
Whats the betting that #1 and #2 are Nik's favourites?
10-1 on...
IanS
Quote from: GordonY on 14 August 2013, 11:28:22 PM
Whats the betting that #1 and #2 are Nik's favourites?
Yes. Yes they are. And, yes, I would. :d
Looks like it'd cost you an ear though mate...
In celebration of my 6k posts, I've bunged "6k totty" into a G images search...and the first three (random) Top 3 6k Totty are:
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQgx9VoJVx73XOVEfwwDeDtAQhjqEqqk6420GtUAYqhpvuBC25baA)
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQZjnNg_RF7GyO22gRTofbdGnAbaVb-AdhPfgRGsAHCidEmSSXq)
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR6wLkI0D708nFOokcwAgFTNiG730ivpvznuvfdwSoqd8ufWflN)
For something almost-entirely-random, it's turned out nice again ;) 8)
And I suppose that anyone googling that particular phrase in future will be directed towards our esteemed Forum. ;D ;D ;D ;)
Cheers - Phil.
Lets all try it!!!
Nope all you get is this stinking video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaJKylmKNQ0
Sorry guys dont know how to embed a video, but WARNING, definitly not safe for work.
Fantasy ... in both senses of the word!
Yaya Han as Fiora from League of Legends:
(http://www.glamour.com/images/fashion/2013/08/yaya-han-fiora-league-of-legends-w724.jpg)
Ive noticed that totty armour usually has some noticeable weak spots.
Quote from: fsn on 18 August 2013, 01:43:48 PM
Ive noticed that totty armour usually has some noticeable weak spots.
No it doesn't... http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChainmailBikini (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChainmailBikini)
Its not the armour with the weak spots its the forum members. ;)
The weakest spot about that armour is the calves & knees...
On the 6k trio- have number three scrubbed and delivered to my chambers.
On second thoughts, don't bother scrubbing her.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 22 August 2013, 08:05:00 PM
On the 6k trio- have number three scrubbed and delivered to my chambers.
On second thoughts, don't bother scrubbing her.
:D ;D :D
Top 3 Batman Totty:
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-oXE1thtuqm4/Uhgh-sSeBlI/AAAAAAAA9lw/r4DnJ21RX7Q/w290-h480-no/2WAgF.jpg)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-B91Iil0VwpQ/UE9w80QA15I/AAAAAAAB0mE/buVCsC_FCGE/w423-h632-no/Batman-Shirt-Girl-40.jpg)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-00OOi9i4MCo/TtBHCtS0iUI/AAAAAAAAPFE/dN1_iLoypAw/w423-h631-no/1rob.jpg)
Bonus...
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-IHpzvLH8gMw/T9KVQSiPINI/AAAAAAAB2OY/Q4K3n928gkc/w550-h410-no/batmanlips.jpg)
Look, I'm trying to concentrate at work :P ;).
Quote from: Steve J on 24 August 2013, 11:46:49 AM
Look, I'm trying to concentrate at work :P ;).
And, clearly, failing ;) :d
The only non government websites I can get at work are BBC, Streetmap, Phone book, Route planner and the Train times.
At work I can't get aces to any game, social, or shopping sites (amongst others). So I just peruse the Pendraken website & forums... ;)
Bat number 3 is nice :D
Nick, not enough redheads though! ;)
Random geek goddesses
(http://sexynerd.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/alyson-hannigan-wispy-bangs.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/eea61d9f4369cf0d030598bf9d34e2dc/tumblr_mrtnvdbptz1rgdjn8o1_500.jpg)
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l34cdqtnEZ1qc1z6yo1_500.jpg)
(http://jpegy.com/images/uploads/2013/06/my-spidey-sense-is-tingling.jpg)
First one looks liky Alyson Hannigan... and at this time of the day if Nosher comes into the thread the haircolour might giv him the idea his Ex is back... ~X( :-SS
:D.
Thank you Luddite.
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 25 August 2013, 09:11:57 AM
First one looks liky Alyson Hannigan... and at this time of the day if Nosher comes into the thread the haircolour might giv him the idea his Ex is back... ~X( :-SS
Pah >:(
Redheads, smegheads :D ;D
Devilwomen :d
Although even with my bias I ahve to admit the girl wrapped in the sunday post is cute!
(http://getasword.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/sexy-wman-armor.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/jESwr.jpg)
(http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dovahkin_female_armor_2a.jpg)
(http://th07.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2013/074/3/b/leia_of_esmik_1_by_darqueraven-d5y3qy7.jpg)
(http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/man-of-steel-01-365x550.jpg)
Good grief - one of them has proper armour.
ianS
Do you realize, that with the second post after this one, the totty thread reaches 1,000.
Are we having a party ??
Cheers - Phil.
Quote from: ianrs54 on 28 August 2013, 08:05:00 AM
Good grief - one of them has proper armour.
But is it girl armour - the kind that falls off in all but a few strategic places when she is in combat, runs a bit or stands in the rain?
Well...you can have this...
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9f17qdndc1qapwfc.jpg)
...or this...
(http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/sveter/sveter0904/sveter090400055/4738930-the-girl-in-a-medieval-knightly-armour.jpg)
:-\
All those in favour of the latter?
No, I didn't think so....
Quote from: Hertsblue on 28 August 2013, 09:54:45 AM
All those in favour of the latter?
<raises hand>
I'd sooner hug chainmail than all that chaos-pointy-bits leather :)
Who's hugging... :D
Watching Hellboy 2 again tonight, so...
Top 3 Selma Blair Totty:
(http://cdn03.cdn.socialitelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/23561_hellboy2_blair_112907-400x470.jpg)
(http://img.poptower.com/pic-84506/selma-blair.jpg?d=1024)
(http://www.hollywoodtoday.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/selma-blair.jpg)
Every year I wished for something like this for Christmas...Oh...sorry, wrong thread
Quote from: Fenton on 07 September 2013, 11:31:53 PM
Every year I wished for something like this for Christmas...Oh...sorry, wrong thread
Did your parents get it for you...
Wrong thread ;D
Um .. I know my right hand isn't working, but why has the Totty dried up?
Because we didn't want you to hurt your hand, we have reverted to emergency plan c.
Nik just sends all of us one totty pic per day via pm :P :P
But he is doing it in membership seniority.
Honor Blackman was an interesting choice...
The sad thing is, I believe you.
Quote from: mad lemmey on 11 September 2013, 06:39:35 PM
But he is doing it in membership seniority.
Thanks for passing that on Will !....I forward it to Ray now ??
Cheers - Phil.
You could always find your own totty pics FSN, and post them here of course.
I can never get anything but the tiny ones added. :(
Oh! I just realised I'm a Lt Col! When did that happen? Will I get totty pics sent to me now?
Should be with you tea time saturday
Cmon chaps. This thread is beginning to degenerate into random discussion :(
Lets see more gratuitous pics of lovely young ladies norks and butts please!
:-[
Quote from: Nosher on 11 September 2013, 08:34:38 PM
(...) random (...) ladies
so I googled for "random ladies" and got these two :
;) :D
(http://img175.imagevenue.com/loc450/th_813820475_003_122_450lo.jpg)
(http://www.nyra.com/assets/5/7/Mary_Lou_Hat.jpg)
;D
Search Google image "norks"...made me smile. Can't post it here :D
Especially the third pic ;D
I got Jeremy Clarkson at no3 -- most shocking :o
No1 though was rather nice! :-[
Yep...Clarkson is a right t$t :D
'Random ladies'! Great idea!
OK, here goes. First three results...
1. Very nice...
(http://fashionandfries.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/wr1.jpg)
2. OK...
(http://the9gags.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Oh-Thats-Why-Guys-Say-Ladies-First.jpg)
3. Brace yourself...
(http://static3.fjcdn.com/comments/johnnyferno+rolled+a+random+image+posted+in+comment+401+at+_9c32b48a2be5e2fc4883ea0c8249ca83.jpeg)
Uh... :-t :o :o
:-& :-& :-& :-& :-&
#-o
:o
I get this in the top 3:
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i88/joseroxs/l_0c23c07a8b4b91aef594be377c53a68f.jpg)
WTF ~X(
I went for 'Random YOUNG Ladies' and the first and third pics were blokes! X_X :-&
Probably pics from an advert :'seeking random young ladies' :O) :O) <:-P <:-P
Did you ask for lad..dies or lay...dies.
There's a difference you know
;)
Quote from: Nosher on 12 September 2013, 09:03:30 AM
WTF ~X(
I went for 'Random YOUNG Ladies' and the first and third pics were blokes! X_X :-&
You do know the meaning of "random" has changed don't you? :D
Quote from: get2grips on 13 September 2013, 08:49:09 PM
You do know the meaning of "random" has changed don't you? :D
??????? But I left off ladyboys...
Quote from: Nosher on 13 September 2013, 09:42:41 PM
??????? But I left off ladyboys...
There you go: you've got the new definition :D
Blimey - I get a week of madness where I can't get to the forum much & you lot take this thread to hell in a handcart...
Right - let's get this sorted then...
Top 3 Redhead Cosplay Totty:
(http://www.gameguyz.com/sites/default/files/pictures_images/24.05.2013/1369381383_4.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/x5oW8Cv.jpg)
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/023/a/9/betilla_by_nuna_aka_chris-d5sh7kx.jpg)
Why has no-one commented on the fact this is now page 69..?
To quote Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure:
'What number are we thinking about?'
'69 dudes!'
'Bill, do not forget to check your watch!'
Quote from: Wulf on 14 September 2013, 12:46:10 AM
Why has no-one commented on the fact this is now page 69..?
AND the effect we're having on Google. If you search: "top totty" on google images, about twenty of the results at the bottom of the page are Pendraken forum...
Hell yeah :D
This could also be in the painting guide...
Slovenian variant Multicam I think? Its for their peacekeepers. Its a cousin of the Yugo M87 for sure.
http://siol.sdn.si/sn/img/08/187/633508853319933793_kosovo1.jpg
please note... Before you all rush and apply for the Slovenian Mountain Corps... They are members of the pop group Atomik Harmonik. You may not be aware of their work...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ttf4cUUXybk
and following on from that... here is the moving footage of those women Russian paratroopers (who are not really Russian paratroopers). They are a pop group featuring that skater from earlier on in this thread...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QJOZBtToKY&list=RD02I78LxV8WnlA
At least the Slovenes know how to wear a beret ;)
Quote from: nikharwood on 13 September 2013, 11:10:57 PM
Blimey - I get a week of madness where I can't get to the forum much & you lot take this thread to hell in a handcart...
Right - let's get this sorted then...
Nik continues with his NSFW Campaign, well done!
Quote from: nikharwood on 13 September 2013, 11:10:57 PM
Blimey - I get a week of madness where I can't get to the forum much & you lot take this thread to hell in a handcart...
Right - let's get this sorted then...
Top 3 Redhead Cosplay Totty:
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/023/a/9/betilla_by_nuna_aka_chris-d5sh7kx.jpg)
As difficult as it is for me given my deep rooted prejudice towards all things ginger, the traffic cone helmeted leprechaun is definately worth a squirt :x
I don't like the hat even 1% but I would absolutely blast it over her, correct.
Quote from: Alan on 14 September 2013, 03:50:09 PM
I don't like the hat even 1% but I would absolutely blast it over her, correct.
What hat ;D
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02127/toptotty_2127190b.jpg)
(http://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/meh.ro10044-455x303.jpg)
(http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6077/6108527103_ea2d290798_z.jpg)
Nooo comment on the third one, but maybe North Korea has some attractions after all?
Am I the only one trying to zoom in on the third picture...yep...just me :-[
Is that what you call Goose Step?
:P
Goose one of those and you're like to lose a hand :)
Quote from: fsn on 15 September 2013, 08:06:31 PM
(http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6077/6108527103_ea2d290798_z.jpg)
Nooo comment on the third one, but maybe North Korea has some attractions after all?
IS it just me, or did the middle one in the top had a rough night? That leg just won't go up ;) ;)
I think she's pulled something...ah...take that Hans Bwick ;D
Quote from: Nosher on 14 September 2013, 03:36:05 PM
As difficult as it is for me given my deep rooted prejudice towards all things ginger, the traffic cone helmeted leprechaun is definately worth a squirt :x
That's no "traffic cone helmeted leprechaun" Nosher, mate: that's Betilla (from Rayman)...so, in the name of education, I bring you:
Top 3 (with a couple of bonus ones) Rayman Cosplay Totty:(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/263/6/6/edith__betilla__helena__holly_by_madeinheaven1979-d5fbnku.jpg)
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/124/4/0/rayman_s_fairies_by_nuna_aka_chris-d643uix.jpg)
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/289/e/d/helena_by_madeinheaven1979-d5i07ad.jpg)
(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/277/d/5/sweet_friends__3_by_madeinheaven1979-d5gqovh.jpg)
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/df74a39a9001cb15306d1cf98db7ba0d/tumblr_meujt1wZQu1s08pfxo1_500.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-V7e69UWDShU/UMydxYky_zI/AAAAAAAADoM/ticrZ3e8b48/s1600/530422_573493992666559_1156675996_n.jpg)
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/355/c/6/betilla_s_christmas_by_nuna_aka_chris-d5oq6hp.jpg)
OK, lets go WoW...
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/329/8/2/blood_elf_casting_by_lena_lara-d4h88vt.jpg)
(http://www.axiomfiles.com/Files/355100/wow_cosplay_girls_15.jpg)
(http://img8.mmo.mmo4arab.com/wow/20120214/wow2s.jpg)
(http://acidcow.com/pics/20100525/world_of_warcraft_cosplay_girls_21.jpg)
I can see the first girl saying "I'm not wearing that outfit - those ears are silly."
Just for non WoW players thats
1. Blood Elf mage
2. Night Elf Rogue
3. Night Elf Priest
4, Night Elf Druid
and all of their ears are too small.
Quote from: fsn on 16 September 2013, 07:36:50 AM
I can see the first girl saying "I'm not wearing that outfit - those ears are silly."
Well I would not object to her Taking it off :D
The bum on the second pic is rather nice ;)
Quote from: GordonY on 16 September 2013, 08:22:19 AM
Just for non WoW players thats
and all of their ears are too small.
What ears?
I think their rears are just splendid .... oh! Wait! What? .... Oh! EARS! ..... :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ ;D ;D
Quote from: GordonY on 16 September 2013, 08:22:19 AM
Just for non WoW players thats
1. Blood Elf mage
2. Night Elf Rogue
3. Night Elf Priest
4, Night Elf Druid
and all of their ears are too small.
Aye. Night elves...
:D
Night Elves <:-P @-)
WoW? Do you wanna date my avatar?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmVSQ2DrBUo
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urNyg1ftMIU
You really need to see the second to realise exactly what the first is doing. Personally I prefer the real Felicia Day to the cartoon so I guess the answer to the question is no :)
To (mis)quote Blacckadder..."Like the ears Elfy...gives me something to hang on to...woof" :D
Yeah, Night Elf ears are stupidly long, but the dance makes up for it. :D :D
Quote from: Luddite on 16 September 2013, 12:09:31 AM
OK, lets go WoW...]
(http://www.axiomfiles.com/Files/355100/wow_cosplay_girls_15.jpg)
Yep - that's WoW from me :d
Leeloo cosplayers
(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2013/211/3/a/leeloo_dallas_multipass_july_2012_by_tanuki_tinka_asai-d5h39rc.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d61df149ac20a41d6651e01a3ee45af/tumblr_mi6zd7y05q1rcksbno1_1280.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-p2281kJiA6A/UJSF93sQFjI/AAAAAAAALqQ/cQvTqeryzTA/s640/leeo-loo-cosplay-fifth-element.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTINJeOLcd1lXMlQuW9Iu6q1wCdSAn1z5oH6KT6cVhkxWOyBGjQ8w)
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSZfYoHOoMF_BrPXItIgDvazrN0LVpON6RK4yjQZVSqc_mXOUZVW0eh9Q-1)
Think no 4 is a bloke in a mankini. :-\
I've never understood how the machine managed the lateral bandage when she was lying down... :-\
Quote from: fsn on 20 September 2013, 07:39:37 AM
Think no 4 is a bloke in a mankini. :-\
I wouldn't bet against you FSN.
Cheers - Phil
In the spirit of the new SF range:
(http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4088/5109126629_2d63f29405_z.jpg)
(http://static.flickr.com/3224/3045778133_ab80ba8d88.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ0t0tge6eNvZL5MrT-kqdi18GLQgrG5VDnYrj4SnCf7ESD5MaeBg)
Never thought I'd consider necrophilia :-&
Apparently, it's dead boring.
It does seem to be a genre unto itself:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7rms904bhGc/TjDb635uIhI/AAAAAAAAAdc/yvn4aUzcYMA/s1600/sexycanneszomb.jpg)
And I'm sure there are a lot of 'stiff' jokes to be made, but I can't think of one.
That's a normal Saturday night round here.
Quote from: fsn on 20 September 2013, 08:53:46 PM
Apparently, it's dead boring.
I was into it until someone split on me :-& :-& :-& :-& :-& :-& :-&
Quote from: OldenBUA on 20 September 2013, 10:01:12 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7rms904bhGc/TjDb635uIhI/AAAAAAAAAdc/yvn4aUzcYMA/s1600/sexycanneszomb.jpg)
Is this the Tampax marketing team staff party?
There is always one who has to go to far. No doubt you'll be making the "This one's full" joke.
3rd from the left appears to be wearing nothing but a couple of sticking plasters above the waist, and she's certainly buxom.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 21 September 2013, 08:55:58 AM
3rd from the left appears to be wearing nothing but a couple of sticking plasters above the waist, and she's certainly buxom.
My apologies, if a line has been crossed. And feel free to delete.
Complaints anyone?
*Crickets chirp. Tumbleweed blows past*
Nope. Not from me. It was a mere observation. And they are STILL larger than some of the bikini tops here.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 21 September 2013, 09:05:05 AM
Complaints anyone?
*Crickets chirp. Tumbleweed blows past*
Nope. Not from me. It was a mere observation. And they are STILL larger than some of the bikini tops here.
Ah. OK. Apparantly that's a normal Saturday night out dress, as well. Must be chilly, sometimes.
Quote from: OldenBUA on 20 September 2013, 10:01:12 PM
It does seem to be a genre unto itself:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7rms904bhGc/TjDb635uIhI/AAAAAAAAAdc/yvn4aUzcYMA/s1600/sexycanneszomb.jpg)
Can I volunteer to help wipe off their make up and remove the plasters - PLEASE !!!! :d
Being eaten by zombies doesn't seem so bad now. I may stop running.
Quote from: howayman on 21 September 2013, 04:00:15 PM
Being eaten by zombies doesn't seem so bad now. I may stop running.
Personally I'd rather be gobbled than eaten by these zombies :-[
Quote from: Nosher on 21 September 2013, 08:11:00 PM
Personally I'd rather be gobbled than eaten by these zombies :-[
Well...they do look a bit like brains don't they??? :D :D :D
Sisters...
(http://th05.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2010/209/9/a/Battle_Sister_upgraded_by_jnalye.jpg)
(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/145/3/7/adeptus_sororitas_by_psychoaccess-d3h7x30.jpg)
(http://www.badhaven.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Adepta-Sororitas-or-Sister-of-battle-500x245.jpg)
(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/331/1/d/warhammer_by_selenadin-d4hg8jd.jpg)
(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/350/8/d/sister_repentia_at_hobbycon_by_jnalye-d4j8pgq.jpg)
(http://patchtimer.org/uploader/files2/gaelmryn-battle-sister-wallpaper-2-w.jpg)
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/216/8/9/battle_sister_cosplay_by_dry850610-d45gtoj.jpg)
(http://blog.bitzbox.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Sister-Repentia.jpg)
At last! WH40k figures it would be worth spending £7k to get your hands on :)
Quote from: Ithoriel on 22 September 2013, 12:31:45 PM
At last! WH40k figures it would be worth spending £7k to get your hands on :)
They don't look THAT cheap my friend..... ;D
See- THATS what we could have had if it hadn't been for the bloody centurions.
Hey! Centurions don't have delicate ankles!
Quote from: fsn on 22 September 2013, 02:40:21 PM
Hey! Centurions don't have delicate ankles!
But other NICE roundish features :P
Oh dear lord...tank porn =) =) =)
I must be getting old or something, but I keep thinking how uncomfortable all that kit would be to fight in.
Tank porn? All those curves on a Chieftain...and then there was the late mark 'Dolly Parton' Chieftains with the two big lumps on the front of the turret!
Did Russia tremble? Too right they did!
Personally I'm still looking at the 3rd Zombie from the left. I like my women like I like my cars.
Build for comfort not for speed
Am I pleased to see her or did someone stick a bolt gun in my pocket?
Quote from: get2grips on 22 September 2013, 06:08:04 PM
Am I pleased to see her or did someone stick a bolt gun in my pocket?
My, your Boltgun is so big :D ???
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 22 September 2013, 07:30:00 PM
My, your Boltgun is so big :D ???
This could get seriously out of hand...fnar fnar :D
Other 40k cosplay.
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/136/0/9/eldar_witch___warhammer_40k___voroneg_2012_by_andrewhitc-d4zz9fp.jpg)
(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/365/1/0/warhammer_40k_costume_update_iv_by_juth-d4ksyhl.jpg)
Quote from: get2grips on 22 September 2013, 07:56:11 PM
This could get seriously out of hand...fnar fnar :D
I do prefer out of my hand, Sir >:(
;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Last Hussar on 22 September 2013, 06:06:09 PM
Personally I'm still looking at the 3rd Zombie from the left. I like my women like I like my cars.
Build for comfort not for speed
Picky ! Picky!
I would ket any of them eat me alive :d But your right its that one or the redhead on the right ;D
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 25 September 2013, 10:54:07 AM
Ain't that Nosher's Ex? :D
Can't possibly be. She bled me dry... and I drove a 6ft stake through her heart straight after. :d
Quote from: Nosher on 25 September 2013, 04:41:01 PM
Can't possibly be. She bled me dry... and I drove a 6ft stake through her heart straight after. :d
I thought you said she had none.. 8)
Quote from: Nosher on 25 September 2013, 04:41:01 PM
Can't possibly be. She bled me dry... and I drove a 6ft stake through her heart straight after. :d
Robbie Williams sums up my ex wife quite succinctly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyMCS46G4W0
Quote from: Nosher on 27 September 2013, 08:57:31 AM
Robbie Williams sums up my ex wife quite succinctly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyMCS46G4W0
But apparently you got acquitted. ;D
QuoteI would let any of them eat me alive
Nibble. the word you are looking for is nibble.
Boys, boys!!! Aren't you forgetting something?
So, apparently, these are all vamps...
(http://www.earthsmightiest.com/images/pictures/52L.jpg)
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/270/e/2/vamp_babe_4_by_nik300-d2zm5dr.jpg)
(http://sportsbycolin.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/lacey.jpg)
Who am I to disagree? But I have my doubts about the one in sunlight. :-\
Ooh, yeah, vampires.
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Qp3saukwgvU/0.jpg)
(http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/90/fd5dcb83c0b24d74af524e1acc390763/l.jpg)
(http://c2.api.ning.com/files/7pVIln23751ClUkqh4syXF075tV-ZdjY7ZgVO8yedAQxntbBayXvA-i9IWh6ptbdbGpBtu5Tupl*VHwzXjIQrQHcR8OsxKJN/vampire.jpg)
(http://img004.lazygirls.info/people/salma_hayek/salma_hayek_from_dusk_till_dawn_ubhZnwa.sized.jpg)
And the queen of 'em all...
(http://images.wikia.com/underworld/images/4/44/Selene_in_the_subway_station.jpg)
Vampires are hot...last one can bleed me dry anytime she wants :D
Used to go out with one, not all it's cracked up to be.
Could never order steak with garlic sauce...
Garlic? Bread? :D
If this is a vampire totty thread, what about the red head from 'True Blood'? Or eighties vamps from 'Lost Boys'?
Or Willow when she was a vampire in Buffy?
mmmmmm Alyson Hannigan.
Aye, go on then...
(http://www.cosplayisland.co.uk/files/costumes/705/59330/CI_59330_1331513907.jpg)
I'd take Jennifer Lawrence over Alyson Hannigan any day ... sadly neither of them would take me :(
(http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/americanhustlecharacter1.jpg)
As Willow said, "My! Look at those!"
Hmm, the picture of Jennifer Lawrence shows up if I hit Quote but not when just reading the posts. Am I doing something wrong? It's clearly linked OK or it wouldn't show in Quote.
"To err is human, for a real f*** up you need a computer!" :)
Is the width bit in the wrong place?
It is showing for me now after I went in and out of the picture....That just sounds wrong :-[
I'm not seeing her either, but after googling her, I'll stick to Ms. Hannigan!
Quote from: Luddite on 28 September 2013, 09:47:11 PM
Aye, go on then...
(http://www.cosplayisland.co.uk/files/costumes/705/59330/CI_59330_1331513907.jpg)
Willow: "That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil...and shanky, and I think I'm kinda gay."
This one time...In Transylvania...
Oh well, while we're waiting for Nik to re-establish full contact with the Pendraken mothership forum, here's inspiration for an addition to the new sci-fi range :)
(http://th06.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2011/247/a/4/mistress_chief_cosplay_by_shaedwyn-d48ty7q.jpg) (http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2011/247/e/5/mistress_chief_cosplay_by_shaedwyn-d48tz13.jpg)
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Is the female midriff invulnerable?
Are those the usual 10 a pack for 1.80 ???
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 10 October 2013, 09:22:27 PM
Are those the usual 10 a pack for 1.80 ???
Why would you want 10?
One costs enough to keep happy ;)
Apparently it's:
(http://femaleimagination.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/404698_361932883893852_1648258827_n.jpg)
So:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1151005_597762660266205_1756375039_n.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1380306_595974817111656_1624969641_n.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/375653_569443783098093_361881629_n.jpg)
No Bra Day? Won't that campaign fail for lack of support? ;) :-[
Quote from: Ithoriel on 13 October 2013, 05:23:46 PM
No Bra Day? Won't that campaign fail for lack of support? ;) :-[
Possibly, when they first started out the response was quite perky, but things have sagged in recent years, and the funds are getting closer to groundlevel every day.
:-\ ;)
Nice find and thanks for the heads up Leon ;)
I'll mention it to my rather attractive :x female colleague tonight when were alone in the back of the ambulance... :d :d :d
If I'm not on the forum sometime after 7.30am tomorrow morning I'd be extremely grateful if someone could :]] 999 and ask for an ambulance as I might be in need of one :-S
No bra day...everyone raise a cup :D
Quote from: Nosher on 13 October 2013, 06:33:40 PM
... and ask for an ambulance as I might need removing from one :-S
Fixed that for you there... :D
I heard there was a basque separatist group trying to get the day banned
Quote from: Leon on 13 October 2013, 05:20:05 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1380306_595974817111656_1624969641_n.jpg)
This one supports the "No hair Down There Day" as well :d :d
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/oct-13-no-bra-day.jpg)
Quote from: Leon on 13 October 2013, 05:36:28 PM
Possibly, when they first started out the response was quite perky, but things have sagged in recent years, and the funds are getting closer to groundlevel every day.
:-\ ;)
=O =O =O =O =O
@Nosher: I hope she ain't a redhead....
Anyone know if Nosher survived?
Quote from: mad lemmey on 14 October 2013, 02:30:08 PM
Anyone know if Nosher survived?
Some insensitive bar-steward changed my shift so I was on with a male colleague. His moobs were bigger than mine... :-&
Still, at least tonight I'm back with the aformentioned lovely this evening so will see if my lucks in then instead ;) And NO, she aint a redhead. ;D
Quote from: Nosher on 14 October 2013, 02:51:55 PM
Some insensitive bar-steward changed my shift so I was on with a male colleague. His moobs were bigger than mine... :-&
Still, at least tonight I'm back with the aformentioned lovely this evening so will see if my lucks in then instead ;) And NO, she aint a redhead. ;D
I second the motion of pics (of the lady NOT the moobs!!!!!!) :o
Nosher, pics or it did not happen! 8)
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 19 October 2013, 10:51:10 PM
Nosher, pics or it did not happen! 8)
Sadly it didn't but that didn't (and wont) stop me trying... :d
Some Japanese totty. a) because nothing has been posted on this topic for a week and b) for Maenoferren's old Ma to prove that some Japanese are lovely.
(http://thebookboy.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/geisha.jpg)
(http://www.tattoostime.com/images/103/geisha-sexy-tattoo.jpg)
(http://www.pixoto.com/images-photography/nudes-and-boudoir/artistic-nude/geisha-101274354.jpg)
Asian women are the best (married to one)
James Bond always said he would marry either a Japanese girl or an air stewardess, and he was very knowledgeable about these things.
Especially the ones that can fly between trees...and some of the women in the Water Margin
Quote from: fsn on 27 October 2013, 09:10:05 PM
James Bond always said he would marry either a Japanese girl or an air stewardess, and he was very knowledgeable about these things.
But he married a french (corsican) girl ! she was not an air stewardess ! ;)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Contessa_Teresa_di_Vicenzo_by_Diana_Rigg.jpg)
Japanese women are very cute ;)
Quote from: ronan on 27 October 2013, 09:19:46 PM
But he married a french (corsican) girl ! she was not an air stewardess ! ;)
"If I didn't marry an air hostess, There'll be nothing for it but marry a Japanese." Quantum of Solace.
(Proper book, not sh**y film with that plank of wood Craig.)
Ooooooh! Leon, could we have a spies range? :D
Quote from: fsn on 27 October 2013, 09:29:31 PM
"If I didn't marry an air hostess, There'll be nothing for it but marry a Japanese." Quantum of Solace.
(Proper book, not sh**y film with that plank of wood Craig.)
Ooooooh! Leon, could we have a spies range? :D
Good idea...We could have one disguised in mince and one dressed as a sheperd...and a female one dressed up in rhubarb but I think she would be more of a tart
Mr Fenton, would you like some of my pills?
No thanks....I was just listening to the Goons again this afternnoon
Quote from: fsn on 27 October 2013, 08:31:45 PM
Some Japanese totty. a) because nothing has been posted on this topic for a week and b) for Maenoferren's old Ma to prove that some Japanese are lovely.
Great try however one of them has a tattoo and you know what my mother thinks about women with tattoos. Double whammy >:(
How the hell would I know what your mother thinks? I have enough trouble working out what mine is on about.
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 27 October 2013, 08:56:02 PM
Asian women are the best (married to one)
Hear, hear! (and so am I)
Quote from: Fenton on 27 October 2013, 10:12:41 PM
No thanks....I was just listening to the Goons again this afternnoon
In that case, totally understandable.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 28 October 2013, 01:58:53 AM
How the hell would I know what your mother thinks? I have enough trouble working out what mine is on about.
;D ;D meant to be smileys not angry.... stupid tablet :(
You're surely not suggesting that Lazenby was ever James Bond for even a minute?
Quote from: FierceKitty on 28 October 2013, 08:37:46 AM
You're surely not suggesting that Lazenby was ever James Bond for even a minute?
I think it was more of a "I was Mr Bond's double"...best leave it at that
no ! :o
;)
( I didn't post a picture of Lazenby, only Diana ! =(( )
I was thinking about the book.
And I would say : better Lazenby than Craig.
Craig's not Bond, but he is an actor. Nobody would accuse Lazenby of Thespianism.
Quote from: FierceKitty on 28 October 2013, 09:34:28 AM
Craig's not Bond, but he is an actor. Nobody would accuse Lazenby of Thespianism.
;D
(
I had to look that word on the internet :D )
Quote from: Ithoriel on 10 October 2013, 07:25:52 PM
Oh well, while we're waiting for Nik to re-establish full contact with the Pendraken mothership forum, here's inspiration for an addition to the new sci-fi range :)
(http://th06.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2011/247/a/4/mistress_chief_cosplay_by_shaedwyn-d48ty7q.jpg) (http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2011/247/e/5/mistress_chief_cosplay_by_shaedwyn-d48tz13.jpg)
One word... YES :o
Quote from: Fenton on 27 October 2013, 10:12:41 PM
No thanks....I was just listening to the Goons again this afternnoon
Round The Horne better be back on Radio 4 Extra at 7pm tonight - it was off last week :o
Should be Goons tomorrow...
Quote from: irregularwars on 28 October 2013, 01:16:33 PM
One word... YES :o
I wonder what the "Heavy Weapon" version looks like :P
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 28 October 2013, 07:00:20 PM
I wonder what the "Heavy Weapon" version looks like :P
Almost the same, except the totty is a Redhead
COUGH!!!! COUGH!!!!!
Can we get back to gratuitous Totty pics please and not inane drivel about blokes and cars etc... There are standards to be upheld! :D
Quote from: Nosher on 28 October 2013, 08:03:21 PM
COUGH!!!! COUGH!!!!!
Can we get back to gratuitous Totty pics please and not inane drivel about blokes and cars etc... There are standards to be upheld! :D
Come on everyone...Nosher hasn't seen or talked about boobs for 15 minutes :D
I believe there is an alert on Nosher's screen when anyone on the forum mentions the word "redhead". ???
May I try and please many camps with a gorgeous redhead Bond girl in a bikini?
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dZEaAqjQI9w/T55JwCsbWhI/AAAAAAAAAi4/AbN_IrC_94Y/s1600/Jill-Ireland-822x956-87kb-media-1056-media-81022-1047230703.jpg)
... and my particular favourite ...
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/8b/7b/ec/8b7becca2ce631d231beef6a06986b6e.jpg)
... no, I mean this one ....
(http://criticsden.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/tatiana.jpg)
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 28 October 2013, 07:00:20 PM
I wonder what the "Heavy Weapon" version looks like :P
Twin 45's independently mounted???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btY0a1RIEzk
It's a Nissan commercial!
Quote from: Ithoriel on 28 October 2013, 09:16:26 PM
Twin 45's independently mounted???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btY0a1RIEzk
It's a Nissan commercial!
I thought they would have been twin mounted bazookas
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AMOXW-zfijk/TprHowDrVsI/AAAAAAAAIQs/Yd_RVNcIRSQ/s1600/sexy%20actress%20Megumi%20Kagurazaka%20in%20japan.jpg)
(http://f1.pepst.com/c/0056BE/885490/ssc3/home/010/nykylauda/albums/sexy_japanese.jpg_480_480_0_64000_0_1_0.jpg)
(http://appmaza.com/Assets/Images/Bollywood/Bollywood-CelebPics/Sexy-Japanese-bikini-Model-Haruna-Yabuki.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2432/3842261707_624a375694.jpg)
(http://www.epathmall.com/images/v/201303/Wholesale-autumn-japanese-women-2013-sexy-nightclub-loaded-irregular-lace-crochet-dress-long-sleeved-dress-p636368994_776343743.jpg)
Quote from: Ithoriel on 28 October 2013, 09:16:26 PM
Twin 45's independently mounted???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btY0a1RIEzk
It's a Nissan commercial!
I would buy a Nissan if it came with those mounted on the front seat
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 29 October 2013, 11:36:55 AM
I would buy a Nissan if it came with those mounted on the front seat
Not the backseat?
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 29 October 2013, 12:26:56 PM
Not the backseat?
I would want the option of moving them to the most apropriate position depensing on how I was driving in order to protect my Drive shaft. :)
;D
:o
(https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1384118_613278055381332_1688477467_n.jpg)
Quote from: Leon on 29 October 2013, 05:45:35 PM
:o
(https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1384118_613278055381332_1688477467_n.jpg)
Proper totty ;)
Premium totty !!
Maybe my screen but looks the hair has a reddish touch :-\
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 29 October 2013, 07:12:04 PM
Maybe my screen but looks the hair has a reddish touch :-\
Should've gone to specsavers :-B
Just adjust the colour balance on the screen.
Leanna Decker.
Can we return to the asian topic please =P~
I dont find Asians attractive...does that make me a bad person on here? Haha
nah there's a whole load of the totty thread that I think are right mingers, but each to theyre own.
Quote from: Danyo on 30 October 2013, 09:28:21 AM
I dont find Asians attractive...does that make me a bad person on here? Haha
Speaking from a great deal of personal experience, I should point out that they're about half the human race; wiser not to generalise and assume that one or two you don't fancy represent the whole lot.. There are Asian crumpets who would have turned Oscar Wilde straight.
That aside, the interesting thing out here in the far east is that you really can't tell while they've got their clothes on. Dressed, they all look like kittens (the ones you'd be chatting up do, anyway). There are real epiphanies when they get into Eve's uniform.
Quote from: Danyo on 30 October 2013, 09:28:21 AM
I dont find Asians attractive...does that make me a bad person on here? Haha
There are a lot of women that I accept are very attractive, however they do nothing for me as I am not attracted to that type for an asortment of reasons.
I thought the object of this thread was just to letch and so you didn't have to go outside and actually talk to women ;)
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 31 October 2013, 10:13:29 AM
There are a lot of women that I accept are very attractive, however they do nothing for me as I am not attracted to that type for an asortment of reasons.
I agree there...I can appreciate that they are good looking females but, they don't float my boat. Haha.
Asians are lovely. :x
America
(http://www.pulsarmedia.eu/data/media/19/american_babe-1680x1050.jpg)
South America
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4710492416/h194DE95B/)
Europe
(http://www.fhm.nl/upload/image/website/babes/EKchicks/EKchicks04.jpg)
Africa
(http://afriquenista.onsugar.com/files/ons1/314/3148085/27_2009/c019e0ad44d58435_MzansisSAsTopModels_Joelle4.jpg)
Mesopotamia
(http://img.xcitefun.org/users/2008/03/2740,xcitefun-haifa-wehbe-arabian-rakhi-swawnt-1.jpg)
India
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQyOCQx_7RoCTdDA0Qm8GOAX2PS8ZwPRV6GhxR3cT0CSRaTA4YiZg)
Russia
(http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/katyusha__613559.jpg)
Asia
(http://i.minus.com/ibf2GKdwuLrfLL.jpg)
Australia
(http://www.gameon247.com/sports-betting/getImage.php?name=lauryn%20eagle.jpg)
Sorry but when I picture a South American, they all have very large attributes...that's just my stereotype but I've reason due to the handful of them I know...
Actually, they are more than a handful ;)
Luddites gone all multi-cultural ;D ;D ;D
Couldn't help but notice the American is tied up in a basement. Now lets not get stereotypical.
;)
and Ms Africa looks a lot more like Ms Caribbean to me! :-\
Is Miss Europe from Turkey? as she is wearing a Fenerbahce top
Cybergoths.
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/163/6/3/Cyber_Goth_Girl_4_by_chameleonkitty.jpg)
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/9a/f7/00/9af700f2216d7568a13fc33ce5bf80ce.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwbqj4XTSl1r3afb1o1_400.jpg)
(http://data3.whicdn.com/images/31888390/178947785164119822_53w2fsgQ_c_large.jpg)
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/14/ed/c2/14edc2706cece801c1c915522340583a.jpg)
(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/066/8/8/little_pink_cyber_thing_by_little_miss_twisted-d4s2rx2.jpg)
(http://darkdreams.d.a.pic.centerblog.net/o/0c5b00b3.jpg)
(http://th01.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2010/349/5/a/cyber_mieze_by_cybermieze-d34x7uk.jpg)
(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/gothic-girl-10710305.jpg)
They would do themselves an injury if they has to run away from creatures of the night in those boots
I object to the lack of ethnic totty as there is no WELSH representation
Gentlemen.
Let us not quibble at friend Luddite's choices. He has made a most valiant attempt to demonstrate a panoply of perky prettiness. That this does reflect his own personal tastes in such matter is a given, yet we should applaud his efforts. Perhaps those who wish to critique, in a most appreciative way, friend Techno's offerings could demonstrate their own? Thusly ...
America
(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/97rockonline.com/files/2012/07/Flag-Bikini-Venus-214x300.jpg)
South America
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01568/SNN1917RIO_1568672a.jpg)
Europe
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01498/Imogen-thomas1_532_1498004a.jpg)
Africa
(http://blacknotwhitedippedinchocolate.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/tumblr_l7her8ze4k1qcfkbi.jpg)
Mesopotamia
(http://files.myopera.com/nichosamanvi/albums/1409421/Arab_-_Sexy_Girl.jpg)
India
(http://static.indianexpress.com/pic/uploadedImages/bigImages/B_Id_357079_Sonal_Chauhan.jpg)
Russia
(http://media.desura.com/images/groups/1/6/5425/wallpaper172740.jpg)
Asia
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/Sy_LE8FxITI/AAAAAAAA7ss/1J8Wu8_A4QY/s1600/cosplay_girls_03.jpg)
Australia
(http://www.lwdb.com/ausimages/lbcricket.jpg)
Just for Mr 678
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/05/article-2304410-191B4BFD000005DC-576_964x1175.jpg)
Wales
(http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt334/SteveW_04/7384052cdcb1c54e1fe5845baa639663.jpg) (http://s625.photobucket.com/user/SteveW_04/media/7384052cdcb1c54e1fe5845baa639663.jpg.html)
Quote from: fsn on 02 November 2013, 09:30:04 AM
Just for Mr 678
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/05/article-2304410-191B4BFD000005DC-576_964x1175.jpg)
The one in the middle seems to be wearing the feminine version of bovver boots. :o
Quote from: Hertsblue on 02 November 2013, 09:34:47 AM
The one in the middle seems to be wearing the feminine version of bovver boots. :o
.. you're looking at the shoes ?? :o
Those who have replied have passed the not shopping with the wife or partner(just to be politically) TEST ;D ;D ;D correct unless you are doing this while out shopping in M&S (other retail outlets are available) with the Wife or Partner!!!! :d :d
Quote from: ronan on 02 November 2013, 09:41:10 AM
.. you're looking at the shoes ?? :o
Those of us who are vertically challenged have a deep and abiding loathing for platform soles! :'( :'( :'(
Good choices fsn
Quote from: Hertsblue on 02 November 2013, 09:46:34 AM
Those of us who are vertically challenged have a deep and abiding loathing for platform soles! :'( :'( :'(
;D ;D ;D
Quote from: mart678 on 02 November 2013, 09:21:37 AM
I object to the lack of ethnic totty as there is no WELSH representation
You just
had to leave us open to yet more insults didn't you Mart ? ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D
Thank you Fenton !!
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: ronan on 02 November 2013, 09:41:10 AM
.. you're looking at the shoes ?? :o
When you mind is already in the gutter its the first thing you see
Far too much fake tan... And make up put on with a trowel. :-&
Quote from: Nosher on 02 November 2013, 03:52:26 PM
Far too much fake tan... And make up put on with a trowel. :-&
Agreed !.....Yik !
Cheers - Phil.
May be Scousers who found some pretty material?
Agreed with Nosher and Techno. Could not think of anything useful to do with that lot, well maybe keep the snacks and drinks coming at the gaming venue but doubt they can remember the table numbers....
Hey 678! You gonna stand for these guys dissing your countrywomen?
I shall redress the balance with the gorgeous and talented Katherine Jenkins, the sultry but sexually misguided Catherine Zeta-Jones and the frankly edible Eve Myles.
(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Observer/Pix/pictures/2012/12/10/1355156518531/Katherine-Jenkins-008.jpg)
(http://www.joomeara.info/CatherineZetaJones/images/Catherine%20Zeta%20Jones%20nude.jpg)
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/images/bank/programmes_tv/drama/torchwood/446myles.jpg)
And not forgetting the lovely Joanna Page:
(http://ilarge.listal.com/image/2610262/936full-joanna-page.jpg)
Tidy :)
Why does "Starbuck" come to mind.....which bringe me back that I watched BSG for one reason only: Grace Park =P~
...'cos you want overpriced coffee?
Oh! Starbuck in Battlestar Galactica! Let me look it up ...
(http://youngwombs.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/battlestar-galactica-1980-the-return-of-starbuck-classic-battlestar-galactica-18317206-768-576.jpg)
Mr Sebigboss Is there something you want to share?
You either missed a dose or overdosed. THIS is Starbuck...not judging you but my version is straight (pun intended) to the essence of this thread :P :d
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn114/hot_daily/201109-sexyinspace/preview23_KateeSackhoff-TriciaHelfer-GracePark.jpg)
I'm just old. I remember the first version.
I agree your version is better.
If were going back in time how about
(http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt334/SteveW_04/buck-rogers-wd-03.jpg) (http://s625.photobucket.com/user/SteveW_04/media/buck-rogers-wd-03.jpg.html)
Wilma Deering! I loved that woman! Though I must confess I liked the episodes with Princess Ardala.
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18r8hz6mk4iabjpg/original.jpg)
Wilma Deering, now there's a hot sci-fi babe!
Or the original Wilma ( not the Flintstones one)
(http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt334/SteveW_04/wilma000w.jpg) (http://s625.photobucket.com/user/SteveW_04/media/wilma000w.jpg.html)
If we're looking at retro SF totty, may I suggest... Wonder Woman, Sapphire & Steel and Dr Who?
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vh9csapcnf4/TgJCxY9fR-I/AAAAAAAAAO0/nDs1gLGxDrk/s1600/cbstv5.jpg)
(http://writeups.org/img/fiche/4640c.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-drsykg5PP8U/UW6ohwH-5jI/AAAAAAAATZI/xqrtWZQ2UNI/s640/leela.jpg)
Louise Jamieson said that she couldn't work out why Doctor Who was getting such high viewing figures for a early evening kids programme. Then she realised she was wearing a leather bikini straight after the football results...
Bideee, bideee, bideee...."What's up Buck ?"
What was that little robot's name ?
Tweaky...Or something like that ?
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Techno on 03 November 2013, 01:09:15 PM
Bideee, bideee, bideee...."What's up Buck ?"
What was that little robot's name ?
Tweaky...Or something like that ?
Cheers - Phil
The ubiquitous cutesy, 80's stupid character. An Ewok for Buck Rogers; think it was Tweaky. Wanted to phaser him in the chest >:(
Quote from: get2grips on 03 November 2013, 01:29:23 PM
(...) Wanted to phaser him in the chest >:(
oh yes !! :d
Twiki, voiced by.... Bugs Bunny :o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd8MGNjkm0s
Wow, even stupider than I vaguely remember.
I forgot UFO!
(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k313/Stoat_2006/UFO-1.jpg)
(http://cumbriansky.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/uf9.jpg)
Wow, you lot have been busy while I was away! I have to ask though, why are the two Russian totty pics both military related? Is there no other depiction of Russian ladies?! ;D
It's Yakov Smirnoff Leon:
"In decadent West you can always find totty, in Soviet Russia totty finds YOU!" :)
also
"In decadent West on Friday night you can always find party, in Soviet Russia on Friday night Party can always find YOU!"
Quote from: Leon on 04 November 2013, 12:27:20 AM
Wow, you lot have been busy while I was away! I have to ask though, why are the two Russian totty pics both military related? Is there no other depiction of Russian ladies?! ;D
The organ of state terror (wife) has some pictures of herself at the school photo day and she is in Afghanistan issue combat uniform and an AK. I think its standard procedure. The woman lying in the grass is in Soviet Uniform (16 equal nations as a Union) Soviet... not Russian... Soviet. But I think she is Czech. I've seen some of her work (cough cough). She quickly deploys out of that uniform by the way. Also I think she has a Vz.58. Certainly the metal work has that crappy blue Czech colour to it...
Russian (spy) totty, not in uniform.
A red-headed Red? :)
Mmmmm....
(http://data2.whicdn.com/images/31613213/beauty-girl-nadia-esra-red-hair-redhead-Favim.com-453624_large.jpg)
(http://misselyse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Luscious_Red_2_by_SinfulEyes.jpg)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-eh2bxPOhmko/UbcXkKL_aKI/AAAAAAAAPfg/-hw4ZNC-K0s/w500/redhead_yellow_bikini.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-htwUya_1vDw/Tcd3Gx-X6kI/AAAAAAAAEc0/YAoj-GmeE40/s1600/Cute+Babe.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2859/9232125508_dc599126b1_m.jpg)
(http://hotforginger.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Sexy-Redhead-Wallpaper__yvt2.jpg)
Quote from: fsn on 02 November 2013, 06:23:34 PM
.
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/images/bank/programmes_tv/drama/torchwood/446myles.jpg)
They have airbrushed her cute freckles out. Also find the little gap in her front teeth quite alluring
Quote from: Luddite on 04 November 2013, 11:17:24 PM
....
<<<<<covers Nosher's eyes to prevent further damage 8)
Quote from: Alan on 04 November 2013, 09:58:25 PM
The organ of state terror (wife) has some pictures of herself at the school photo day and she is in Afghanistan issue combat uniform and an AK. I think its standard procedure. The woman lying in the grass is in Soviet Uniform (16 equal nations as a Union) Soviet... not Russian... Soviet. But I think she is Czech. I've seen some of her work (cough cough). She quickly deploys out of that uniform by the way. Also I think she has a Vz.58. Certainly the metal work has that crappy blue Czech colour to it...
As those wonderful Czech women. You can seduce them with one word: "Ready?" Happy memories!
Spotted by my wife whilst browsing the Next Directory. Is this the reason that so many female figures have slightly implausible proportions?!
:-\ @-) :D
Quote from: O Dinas Powys on 05 November 2013, 10:36:44 PM
Spotted by my wife whilst browsing the Next Directory.
That old chestnut..... ;)
Quote from: Nosher on 06 November 2013, 06:57:46 AM
That old chestnut..... ;)
Well, I might have taken the odd peak over her shoulder... :D
"Last night I went out with a girl who was a red head. No hair, just a red head."
Tommy Cooper, 1974
:P
(http://blindgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/bald-girl-2-240x300.jpg)
Quote from: O Dinas Powys on 05 November 2013, 10:36:44 PM
Spotted by my wife whilst browsing the Next Directory. Is this the reason that so many female figures have slightly implausible proportions?!
:-\ @-) :D
Well, the description next to her says 40K so we know what game you mean....
Bad for the wallet?
Quote from: Last Hussar on 07 November 2013, 08:02:57 PM
Bad for the wallet?
What is ?
40K, The next directory , or playing with women who are not your wfe/partner :d
Just been watching "Only Connect".
It was the "Children in Need" episode, and I have to say there is something about Victoria Coren in little bear ears that causes the blood to flow a little quicker.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbmk0kk9Du1qc709vo1_500.jpg)
On tonight's show was Konnie Huq, a girl about whom it is easy to write poetry.
(http://s2.postimage.org/m1ebatoqx/Konnie_Huq_10.jpg)
I fear that Konnie Huq image may be a little 'not real' shall we say... :-\
Don't destroy the illusion!
Quote from: fsn on 11 November 2013, 10:10:47 PM
Don't destroy the illusion!
:D
Quote from: fsn on 11 November 2013, 09:14:53 PM
...was Konnie Huq, a girl about whom it is easy to write poetry.
"A girl who likes to cook.."?
"She immensely enjoys a good book..."?
:-\
Just watching the repeat of Have I got News, she's on that too (Mrs Coran-Mitchell does rate in my Top Totty)
Victoria Coren...
Mmmm....
I want my Teddy
Quote from: Last Hussar on 12 November 2013, 06:31:52 PM
Victoria Coren...
Mmmm....
I want my Teddy
Alright I will have Victoria then instead. 8)
Deborah Ann Woll from True Blood, just for Harwood fans
(http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n17/GordonY/deborah-ann-woll-vogue_zpsc57e5dc5.jpg) (http://s108.photobucket.com/user/GordonY/media/deborah-ann-woll-vogue_zpsc57e5dc5.jpg.html)
She makes it onto my top totty list
nice designer handbag
Quote from: GordonY on 13 November 2013, 09:18:02 AM
She makes it onto my top totty list
Don't you mean "your top Tortoise list! "
"top Tortoise list"
ye gods man, have you seen her naked??
Its going to be a cold winter http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/442873/Coldest-winter-in-modern-times-on-way-with-snow-forecast-for-Britain-starting-next-week (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/442873/Coldest-winter-in-modern-times-on-way-with-snow-forecast-for-Britain-starting-next-week)
So...
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bwrTSf3llks/UXCxRRv_LnI/AAAAAAAASsY/EOpvui5Hr1Y/s1600/Sexy+Snow+Angel+side+boob.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5SPcnFcj0F4/T4tTBjUheRI/AAAAAAAABRM/HOzbY1gvlOw/s1600/hot-snow-girl.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSuXSSKmagi3ETZ2EYsdT3LnsMq7s8MslUnxZe0mhgBwI8U1Ai-)
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y164/wteach/IAYS/Sexy-Snow-10.jpg)
...so I volunteer to keep these ladies warm. Since they are too poor to afford enough clothes.
@-) @-) @-)
(http://www.everyjoe.com/wp-content/gallery/boobs-slo-mo/slow-motion-bouncing-boobs-6.gif)
Nice one Leon
IanS
bouncy...bouncy...bouncy...bouncy...bouncy...bouncy... :o :D
Did anyone watch that floppy haired science chappie, "Cox" or "Fox" or "Box", doing the Science of Dr Who on the telly last night? He was demonstrating one of Einstein's thought experiments about a "light clock" which involved a point of light oscillating vertically between two horizontal planes.
Don't know what brought that to mind.
Made me think of that :
(http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Nope_6d5b82_4632216.gif)
But I'm an atheist- push off Jesus.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 15 November 2013, 06:11:05 PM
But I'm an atheist- push off Jesus.
I'm sure there a non-religious version out there on the net :)
Well looks a girl
she like nice :)
Quote from: Leon on 15 November 2013, 04:28:34 AM
(http://www.everyjoe.com/wp-content/gallery/boobs-slo-mo/slow-motion-bouncing-boobs-6.gif)
I've been watching that now for 6 hours straight. At what point could I be considered to have a problem?
Quote from: barbarian on 15 November 2013, 02:41:12 PM
Made me think of that :
(http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Nope_6d5b82_4632216.gif)
Squirtle!
Quote from: fsn on 15 November 2013, 08:03:55 PM
I've been watching that now for 6 hours straight. At what point could I be considered to have a problem?
In the words of Cap'n Jack - "You need to get a girl mate!"
Quote from: fsn on 15 November 2013, 08:03:55 PM
I've been watching that now for 6 hours straight. At what point could I be considered to have a problem?
I think at the point where to revert back to staring at Centurions :P
Now.....Have I got this right ?
Is the lass in the red top a graphic from one of Leon's 'X -Box' games ?
You know....The ones he likes to sit naked in front of.
I ask purely for information. :D :D
Cheers - Phil.
Rugby's on.
(http://old.thesilverfern.co.nz/images/photosport/babes/CHEERLEADERS_121068.jpg)
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01382/rwc08_1B_666x450_1382385a.jpg)
(http://talksport.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/tscouk_old_image/Lynx%20rugby%20girls.jpg?itok=6fCHzRC0)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/30/article-2043818-0E29708400000578-730_634x347.jpg)
NZ provincial rugby:
(http://img208.exs.cx/img208/2974/super120ie.jpg)
I like Auckland best :D =P~
Now that sport definitely got me interested. Can those ladies give me a demonstration :D
You just carry on love, i'm fine back here...
You have to admire the recoil action.
Why is that woman laying down?
throws the spent cartridge a fair distance.
Imagine the damage that could do... to your health, your marriage and your bank balance ;D
Quote from: Luddite on 16 November 2013, 10:52:18 AM
Rugby's on.
(http://old.thesilverfern.co.nz/images/photosport/babes/CHEERLEADERS_121068.jpg)
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01382/rwc08_1B_666x450_1382385a.jpg)
(http://talksport.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/tscouk_old_image/Lynx%20rugby%20girls.jpg?itok=6fCHzRC0)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/30/article-2043818-0E29708400000578-730_634x347.jpg)
Is it only me that wants to see TACKLE... :-[
Quote from: Nosher on 16 November 2013, 10:21:06 PM
Imagine the damage that could do... to your health, your marriage and your bank balance ;D
And THAT is only the .50 Cal. Now Nosher shall elaborate more on the female :P
What .50 cal?
Quote from: Nosher on 16 November 2013, 10:22:07 PM
Is it only me that wants to see TACKLE... :-[
(http://www.averagejoesblog.com/averagejoesblog.com/public_html/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/lynx-rugby-rules-women.jpg)
Gentlemen, I am disgusted.
It has been three days since anything interesting was posted on this thread! Since the BBC have been blasting us with news about the 50th Birthday of Dr Who, I shall add some Whovian Delicacies.
(http://www.geekologie.com/2009/05/25/dalek%20girls.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS0YBGxJmIipa0P-5ZSbWOplHdw-eZ1RbDWLX2eTPj69HvU1T_nPg)
(http://media1.santabanta.com/full1/Global%20Celebrities(F)/Billie%20Piper/bil5a.jpg)
(http://images2.fanpop.com/image/polls/485000/485056_1278517001458_full.jpg)
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01905/katymanning_1905838i.jpg)
Billie Piper, nice A R S E, shame about the boat race.
Billie Piper? :D I do have a sudden interest in Dr Who :-\
Billie Piper...long range fox :)
Also...you'd always be thinking that Chris Evans got their first...and he's ginger :-& :-& :-&
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kkbqAiQ5neE/UhvFWVPkclI/AAAAAAAAb6M/i9967L6uAT8/s1600/999663_340998602695650_1806362784_n.jpg)
Na! This is a long range fox.
A MacMillan 50? No objection if that arse is included :P
Quote from: Last Hussar on 16 November 2013, 08:19:41 PM
Why is that woman laying down?
Laying whom? Or has my video been censored?
Quote from: fsn on 28 November 2013, 05:43:36 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kkbqAiQ5neE/UhvFWVPkclI/AAAAAAAAb6M/i9967L6uAT8/s1600/999663_340998602695650_1806362784_n.jpg)
Na! This is a long range fox.
Crack on young lady! That is if you'd like a broken clavicle lying in that position... women+guns=A&E
and she's way too skinny, nay arse to speak of.
Is that standard camouflage issue for lady snipers? =P~ =P~ =P~
Quote from: Hertsblue on 29 November 2013, 08:15:18 AM
Is that standard camouflage issue for lady snipers? =P~ =P~ =P~
Not sure, but it certainly distracts my attention.
What gun?
Quote from: Last Hussar on 30 November 2013, 11:07:17 PM
What gun?
"This is my rifle, this is my gun.
This is for fighting, this is for fun" :)
This thread gives "BOOOOM HEADSHOT" a new meaning :D
Apparently, it seems to be standard issue ...
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/girl-sniper.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTWXPafCUAAImV1.jpg)
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-SnaoRhXGzmY/TYnw4PYTIQI/AAAAAAAAinc/znb2yXgXEbs/s640/Ani+009.gif
(http://i881.photobucket.com/albums/ac20/jadedalways645/Smoking%20hot%20women/3.jpg)
(http://cdn.glockforum.com/forum/attachments/f8/4192d1333683723-how-sell-more-glocks-girls-guns-2432.jpg)
That black girl can play with my gun any time.
Liked the link...
IanS :P
Many years ago a couple of guys in the re-enactment society I was in were looking at a magazine called girls and guns. After about 15 minutes one of the women pointed out the girls were topless- they hadn't noticed...
;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Last Hussar on 07 December 2013, 09:55:52 AM
Many years ago a couple of guys in the re-enactment society I was in were looking at a magazine called girls and guns. After about 15 minutes one of the women pointed out the girls were topless- they hadn't noticed...
Using unjacketed rounds I presume
OOOOOOOOOW !!!!!!!!
Get out......
IanS :D :D
(http://officialpsds.com/images/thumbs/Woman-With-Gun-psd95729.png)
(http://shadowsfall.org/mandogandgun/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/SummerGlau05.jpg)
Just cos we havent had any for a while
(http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n17/GordonY/d6gi917_zps57356d66.jpg)
heres what the well endowed warrioress is wearing these days
(http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Sebastian-Omg-Jaw-Drop-In-The-Little-Mermaid.gif)
Luddite said it for me !
O:-)
You reckon Clib could sculpt that in 10mm??? ;)
I'd be up for a brigade or two.
:o
Has she got a lot behind her, or is that just the moon?
From the trails of glowy stuff coming down from it, it looks like some kinda magical fart.
Is there something behind her?
(http://www.miscellaneoushi.com/thumbnails/detail/20121019/women%20cosplay%20archers%20feathers%20asians%20bow%20weapon%201920x1200%20wallpaper_www.miscellaneoushi.com_49.jpg)
(http://en.free-photos-ls01.gatag.net/images/lgf01a201305071600.jpg)
(http://www.obviouswinner.com/storage/post-images/shark-girl-weird-cosplay.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1307546044636)
I am a little concerned by the inclusion of the shark girl - thats a little weird.
Reminds me of a joke though
A man was sitting in the bar when he noticed another patron a few stools away. The guy had a body like Charles atlas, but his head was the size of a thimble. The man said, "Please excuse me for staring, but I can't help but be curious as to why your body is so well developed, but your head is so small?"
The man said, "Buy me a drink and I'll tell you."
The drink was ordered and the story began. "I was in the navy and my ship was sunk by a torpedo. I was the only survivor and I managed to make it to a deserted island a few miles away. I had been there for several months and was sitting on the beach one day waiting for a bird or fish to come by so I would have something to eat. Looking up, I saw a beautiful mermaid sunning on a nearby rock. She swam over to me and informed me that she was a magical mermaid and could grant me three wishes. 'Great,' I said. 'I'd like to be rescued.' She slapped the water with her tail and a ship appeared, sailing straight for my island. Next I asked for a body like Charles atlas. Another slap of the tail and here it is. Then, noticing how beautiful she was and all my other wishes fulfilled, I asked if I could make love to her. She said no, it just wouldn't work her being half fish and all, so I said, 'Well, how about a little head then?'
Do you think I could get my missus into cosplay...
Would she look like my warrioress????
If so definitly!!! :d :d :d
Quote from: Last Hussar on 14 December 2013, 09:07:53 PM
Do you think I could get my missus into cosplay...
I doubt it. ;D
Me.....
Ok Marie, as we say on this forum, pictures, or it didn't happen.
i wish i could load images on here...but i cant i just img when i try to upload.....
SO WAIT!!!! lol
If you search through the forum theres a howto about using Photobucket to get you piccies onto the forum.
Thank Q
as nobody post here..
Merry Xmas
you can choose your gift among these : ;)
(http://arjanshahani.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/christmas-hotties-of-the-week06.jpg)
Hot, sultry, mysterious and exotic, who wouldn't want to spend Christmas in India .... or in one of many other possible holiday destinations? :d :d :d
I'll take Sophie !! ;) ;) ;)
Holly looks like mine. I'll need to take a good close look at that ink.
Why doesn't Lucy have a little white bow?
Quote from: fsn on 27 December 2013, 02:19:01 PM
Why doesn't Lucy have a little white bow?
Its 10mm you dont look for the detail just the overall effect
I was just thinking of adding one for her. Y'know, just so she doesn't feel left out.
Quote from: Fenton on 27 December 2013, 02:22:12 PM
Its 10mm you dont look for the detail just the overall effect
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
The overall effect on your wallet is disastrous 8)
Quote from: fsn on 27 December 2013, 02:19:01 PM
Why doesn't Lucy have a little white bow?
I kept it as a souvenir.
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g258/turbosupra1313/Samantha1.jpg)
Now that's what I call Christmas!
I think its about time we had some proper women on here.
(http://www.vencouture.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/plus-size.jpg)
(http://gradeclothing.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/plus-size-tumblrgrisel-paula---plus-size-model-----love-your-body--griselangel-er7ukyzc.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9agtmzd7u1qhei8lo1_500.jpg)
(http://curveinspire.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Berry-Fredic-by-Enrique-Vega-e1367208505539.jpg)
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/plus-size-models-20.jpg)
Properly gorgeous!
Best post on this thread for a long time, thank you Luddite.
I thought this thread was intended for pictures of improper women.
Nom! Nom! Nom!
Quote from: fsn on 30 December 2013, 01:09:01 PM
Nom! Nom! Nom!
Name! Name! Name!...What are you talking about man...You've gone mad(der)
Quote from: Fenton on 30 December 2013, 01:54:58 PM
Name! Name! Name!...What are you talking about man...You've gone mad(der)
Clearly he forgot the pills (again) =)
Well number 4, the blond in blue did make me think of
Om-nom-nom-nom-nom
Juicy!!!!
Quote from: mad lemmey on 30 December 2013, 10:14:54 AM
Properly gorgeous!
Best post on this thread for a long time, thank you Luddite.
Have to agree
(http://media-cache-cd0.pinimg.com/736x/62/5a/b3/625ab36f56a26079fbfdddcf594ba429.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rjh-GRpf-dU/T9sh7wHjWII/AAAAAAAALQQ/bpIIx_iMyTo/s640/Curvy+woman+with+big+smile+in+blue+halter+top+bikini+in+the+pool.JPG)
(http://i789.photobucket.com/albums/yy178/SantanaJason/Chicks/Gorgeous%20Magazine/image-20D9_4BDC5526.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-P_Na78bGirI/T9CyYdP2saI/AAAAAAAAAR0/jzA15eadl0w/s400/bra.jpg)
(http://dillanweems.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/tumblr_m4rjosft4W1qc5ep4o1_500.jpg)
(http://curvyswagger.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/denise-bidot-3-plus-size-model.jpg?w=610)
Thank you Luddite.
Proper women
How did you come to possess photographs of my daughter Sir !!!
I will never look at Darth Vadar in the same light again...
In fact i think Disney should edit the films and insert this new version. That would make the films even more worth watching :-[
She'd make resisting the dark side even more difficult. :x
35 for the price of 1
http://www.weblyest.com/articles/view/629/page:1 (http://www.weblyest.com/articles/view/629/page:1)
I really like the sixteenth photo.
Dibs on 26. :x
Im greedy 23 & 35 ;)
Quote from: Nosher on 07 January 2014, 08:32:51 AM
Im greedy 23 & 35 ;)
So am I 18 and 22 please - I can handle it ;D
So thats 2 sweet and sour pork with fried rice, some spring rolls and a lemon chicken then?
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Wouldn't touch a chinese takeaway with a stolen mouth :-&
Quote from: Nosher on 07 January 2014, 12:02:07 PM
Wouldn't touch a chinese takeaway with a stolen mouth :-&
How about some chinese females :-\ (they don't have redheads!)
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 07 January 2014, 01:54:05 PM
How about some chinese females :-\ (they don't have redheads!)
Erm ....
Natural ones my friend...
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1488259_646652565377214_488393581_n.jpg)
Which X-box game is that a screen grab from then ?
Cheers - Phil.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6ZhAAN5xNBU/TAjte1cKmLI/AAAAAAAAEgg/gWw5XmOdF7Y/s400/Simona+Halep.jpg)
Quote from: Techno on 07 January 2014, 07:11:54 PM
Which X-box game is that a screen grab from then ?
Cheers - Phil.
One I need to buy if so... :o
Beach Volleyball???
Quote from: fsn on 07 January 2014, 07:15:30 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6ZhAAN5xNBU/TAjte1cKmLI/AAAAAAAAEgg/gWw5XmOdF7Y/s400/Simona+Halep.jpg)
Physics 101 - Inertia.
What ?.....Hitting the tennis ball ?
(Oh.....I geddit ! ;) ;D ;D)
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Leon on 07 January 2014, 07:02:35 PM
...
I don't think you interpreted my call for "natural" quite in the correct way... :-\
Quote from: fsn on 07 January 2014, 07:15:30 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6ZhAAN5xNBU/TAjte1cKmLI/AAAAAAAAEgg/gWw5XmOdF7Y/s400/Simona+Halep.jpg)
I've heard of leading with your chin, but....
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1528743_646652678710536_1750065499_n.jpg)
What lovely big earrings. :o
I scrolled from the bottom up... It took me 20 minutes to find out she had a head...
Quote from: Alan on 08 January 2014, 08:33:59 PM
I scrolled from the bottom up... It took me 20 minutes to find out she had a head...
She does? :o
MCP - onik onik
IanS
PS I scrolled down, took a while to find the legs.
You know that if you 'right click' on the image and then click 'view image' you don't have to worry about scrolling.
But I DO like scrolling ;D
Quote from: Steeleye on 09 January 2014, 08:09:32 AM
You know that if you 'right click' on the image and then click 'view image' you don't have to worry about scrolling.
Yes but thats not good when viewing at work , I have to keep in a small window and pretend I am veiwing through a keyhole. :-\ :-\. thats sounds a a little perverted , but you know what I mean. :d
(http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx254/glorfindel-666/thCASDCQB3_zps01320808.jpg) (http://s761.photobucket.com/user/glorfindel-666/media/thCASDCQB3_zps01320808.jpg.html)
Nice job if you can get it !
(http://f0.pepst.com/c/70E9B1/680182/ssc3/home/030/naaser0/albums/sexy_indian_bikini_model_3.jpg_480_480_0_64000_0_1_0.jpg)
(http://spicy.southdreamz.com/cache/archana-maasi/sexy-indian-masala-actress-archana-maasi-hot-pictures-15_650.jpg)
(http://doblelol.com/thumbs/forums-glamsham-view-topic-sexy-indian-models-bikni-funny_4665185949780420.jpg)
(http://f0.pepst.com/c/D4106F/831246/ssc3/home/045/picturebook/albums/sexy_indian_aunty.jpg_480_480_0_64000_0_1_0.jpg)
(http://thaiintelligentnews.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/pakistani_model_ayyan_1.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Z1gLgDfgycE/T273T6e4KgI/AAAAAAAAGs4/jNyCVm0ms7w/s640/817072777453fc0e02d939.jpg)
(http://www.out5u.com/data/userimage/20130902/1378110083394.jpg)
can I join in, please? the pic's a bit tame perhaps, but it's one i like.
is there any rules as to what can be posted in Top Totty? a no nudity policy?
Quote from: gingerbhoy on 11 January 2014, 12:02:39 PM
...
I only know about the bring your own and share it policy. I think certain areas should be covered for the reason that this is a pblic thread.
Being covered up can be much more alluring than a brash "in your face" photo. Thats why womens skirts with a split up the side are far more sexy and interesting than a wde belt miniskirt
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 11 January 2014, 06:04:53 PM
Being covered up can be much more alluring than a brash "in your face" photo. Thats why womens skirts with a split up the side are far more sexy and interesting than a wde belt miniskirt
:-bd :-bd :-bd :-bd :-bd :-bd :-bd
tops and bums covered it is then :)
(http://listdose.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/see_through_clothes.jpg)
Like this?
Women are at their sexiest when wearing exactly ONE item of clothing ('pairs' counting as one)
A hat?
(http://www.pixedelic.com/themes/forte/dark/files/2012/06/shutterstock_79509322.jpg)
Si amigo :D
A woman in a hat? F**k yeah!
Quote from: Last Hussar on 11 January 2014, 07:35:14 PM
Women are at their sexiest when wearing exactly ONE item of clothing ('pairs' counting as one)
Like the Empress Theodora's ribbon. :)
"Women are at their sexiest when wearing exactly ONE item of clothing ('pairs' counting as one)"
The only pairs allowed methinks would be of the stockings (preferably silk and seamed) variety, OR it could be heels 4" or higher. Just my two bobs worth. (mind you, it could just be my age, or nostalgia, which to be honest aint what it used to be)
but this does bring back fond memories
(http://i1124.photobucket.com/albums/l575/PendrakenMiniatures/In%20The%20Line%20of%20Fire/GordYaco_zps06d7e9c0.jpg)
EDIT: Pic edited slightly...
I've had to edit that pic a little for you...
;D
You photoshopped the shoes on didn't you?
I could spend a few hours stroking those puppies. ;) ;)
The sad thing is that if Leon had used a Centurion tank it would have been more exciting. :-[
Quote from: fsn on 12 January 2014, 09:39:47 AM
The sad thing is that if Leon had used a Centurion tank it would have been more exciting. :-[
That IS sad AND extremely twisted...
However...given that your turrets tend to go missing, there could be some mileage in it :D
Quote from: Leon on 12 January 2014, 12:53:28 AM
I've had to edit that pic a little for you...
;D
You mean for your Missus in fear of the most severe repercussions :D
Quote from: fsn on 12 January 2014, 09:39:47 AM
The sad thing is that if Leon had used a Centurion tank it would have been more exciting. :-[
I don't think Gordon's got a Centurion...?
:-\
Nope but I do have 2 puppies, lucky me.... :) :)
Far too long a hiatus...
I'm back :d
Top 3 Constance Bashford cosplay Totty:
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ6V8Odjwgus6Cob_qW75g0tMJ2OZFXXaq1gInECJHjMV7u7Hmj)
(http://www.geekxgirls.com/images/constance/steampunk_cosplay_04.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSBtu37wpszplNTqP0tF-RnxWGWYLXZX_3A799OMZ71tDqpSxn-)
Have you had up, Caterina Murino, before? Anyway, if you have, I think you'll agree [hopefully] she's worth another gawp :-\
(http://string-theory.wikidot.com/local--files/char:viviane/caterinamurino.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DLMbxIoKN3c/SkzB2AyahPI/AAAAAAAAU8M/4qudhjwyN5Y/s1600/Caterina_Murino_12.jpg)
Incidently, I've named her my Playbabe Of The Month, on my blog. [Playbabe's are those women lucky enough that I would invite round for tea and biccies, and a game of toy soldiers, if I had their numbers] :)
Top 3 Sienna Miller GI Joe Totty:
(http://www.harpersbazaar.com/cm/harpersbazaar/images/yN/gi-joe-movie-0809-de.jpg)
(http://filmonic.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/sienna-miller-gi-joe.jpg)
(http://www.beyondhollywood.com/uploads/2008/05/sienna-miller-gi-joe-bloody2.jpg)
Quote from: nikharwood on 13 January 2014, 09:30:33 PM
(...)
(http://www.harpersbazaar.com/cm/harpersbazaar/images/yN/gi-joe-movie-0809-de.jpg)
:)
Glad you're back, we missed you ! ;)
(http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/0/3133/149872-10657-danger-girl.jpg)
(http://comicartcommunity.com/gallery/data/media/386/Talent_swimprev.jpg)
(http://comicbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads//2011/11/TC_Witchblade_9_puzzle_uncut.jpg)
(http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111112793/2987693-power_girl_by_riazkhan-d3kyemb.jpg)
Is it so wrong to love comics?
Quote from: fsn on 18 January 2014, 10:32:31 PM
Is it so wrong to love comics?
I love the Beano, Dandy, Warlord, Victor and Eagle ;)
I'm a fan of Milton Jones.
(http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt334/SteveW_04/images-1.jpg) (http://s625.photobucket.com/user/SteveW_04/media/images-1.jpg.html)
Where's Toots? Pansy Potter, the Strongman's Daughter (that rhythm only works in a Dundee accent)?
Or the girls from 'Girlsundpanzer'!
No, apart from Jessica Rabbit or Nurse from Animaniacs, cartoons shouldn't be sexy!
What if they are cartoons made real?
(http://th08.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2010/062/c/f/Velma_Preview_Pic_1_by_PixelVixens.jpg)
That is sooo wrong and yet soooo right.
I'm confused. I don't know if I'm allowed ... it's Velma ...
I'll see your Velma and raise you a Wonder Woman
(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww273/LEEE777/wonder-woman-sexy-10.jpg)
I would still say that Daphne is better in cartoon form than in the live action version
Same can be said for Wilma and Betty to
Quote from: Last Hussar on 19 January 2014, 01:27:08 PM
What if they are cartoons made real?
(http://th08.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2010/062/c/f/Velma_Preview_Pic_1_by_PixelVixens.jpg)
I will pass on Wonder woman but see your Velma
Always preferred Velma - reckon that sweater hid a bit of a bod. Not allowed to buy my wife orange clothes though.
(http://dangerfactory.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/velma_cosplay_03.jpg)
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc92/mredd21/c0e6f1a7ee33fccb084d951188a0c8d7.jpg)
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/87/15/14/871514506a0765dc394a32a42f1f1033.jpg)
Having endured "Pitch Perfect" again today (blame Daisy - she's 11) - although it's actually quite good fun ;)
...tonight, it's Top 3 Brittany Snow (red hair) Totty:
(http://cdn03.cdn.justjaredjr.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2012/07/brittany-snow-icon-magazine.jpg)
(http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/wevegotyoucovered/default/brittany-snow--large-msg-134765333117.jpg)
(http://www.thefashion-court.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/brittany-snow-in-c-deane-2012-art-of-elysium_003.png)
Blonde or redhead? Hmm...
(http://www.marieclaire.com/cm/marieclaire/images/fy/mcx-celeb-hair-color-changes-brittney-snow-de.jpg)
Top 3 Sunday Steampunk Totty:
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-BcGEsXWmCto/UtwiCMc3x4I/AAAAAAAAedc/mlIxUwrz6rE/w410-h613-no/Steampunk_Tendencies_On_Facebook.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-PmFQBJaqbo0/UtvSNxJXklI/AAAAAAAAeXM/TyWjuZ5X8HQ/w400-h613-no/Steampunk_Tendencies_On_Facebook.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-tHLO-Fyhb-0/Ur9hj8PAzHI/AAAAAAAAbdg/OQg0d7hsEW4/s613-no/Steampunk_Tendencies_On_Facebook.jpg)
Top 3 Sunday Night Black & White Inked Dolls Totty:
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-EJdcgI_LrZA/UtxoMTtBdTI/AAAAAAABc4M/jDwDXqM8VCM/w466-h613-no/c2a6224f-9bbf-440f-b815-37fe3e85c4a1)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Z_V5TSxTzks/UsHfVsTRLJI/AAAAAAABbY0/-Cs8qnkgPHU/w622-h603-no/583e3333-fa1e-4911-9fd5-f6f97ee83d0f)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-CKfQt_MS_Go/Uq9BSfNVIAI/AAAAAAABYJo/ww58NKO4j6I/w408-h613-no/d4edf1b2-d549-4540-a4ec-57fdcc69eba3)
Top 3 April Summers Black & White Totty:
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Lh7mxUG91rY/T7kBLiktl5I/AAAAAAACOkI/fGuku6Vc9mc/w408-h613-no/DSC_3716bw.jpg)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-qParm3WNhrM/UoYPT4P7kMI/AAAAAAACoFI/zVR0n0qlCxU/w918-h613-no/april-138-Edit-Edit-2.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-tceTThUKj0Y/UeVQhUcc13I/AAAAAAACQwc/uLPtp247Iz8/w640-h360-no/2M5fPWx.gif)
And just a bit more Top 3 Sunday Steampunk Totty:
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-KsN6OvDhkRk/Us6ykUBZMuI/AAAAAAAAD5k/fZp5ql3ywnQ/w472-h613-no/Emporio_Efikz_On_Tumblr.com.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-dWXIRnyKWq0/Utf_GkDFthI/AAAAAAAAEEo/iswHhdwwMb8/w407-h613-no/emporioefikz.tumblr.com.jpg)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-GAWvL0VfLJc/Us0yvyTJgiI/AAAAAAAAcek/Mfm2G3lpqg0/w616-h613-no/Steampunk_Tendencies_On_Facebook.jpg)
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 19 January 2014, 07:24:29 PM
I will pass on Wonder woman but see your Velma
In that skirt we can almost see her velma!
BOOM! Nik is back in business! (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)
Thanks Nik, great way to start a Monday, missed your input here! 8)
Yeah a nice way to start Monday, but one does not merely endure Pitch Perfect, one enjoys it for the send up it does so well, those commentators are bloody marvellous.
Quote from: mad lemmey on 20 January 2014, 07:41:20 AM
BOOM! Nik is back in business! (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)
Thanks Nik, great way to start a Monday, missed your input here! 8)
You're welcome - I have missed having i'net access!
Quote from: GordonY on 20 January 2014, 08:21:58 AM
Yeah a nice way to start Monday, but one does not merely endure Pitch Perfect, one enjoys it for the send up it does so well, those commentators are bloody marvellous.
This is very, very true...I'm just glad most of their comments go unnoticed by Daisy :D
Niks back then !
Velma ;)
This one is all wrong.
The gloves. NOT service issue.
(http://topclub.ua/images/sized/images/uploads/octobriana-bear_thumb-610x510.jpg)
Top 3 Monday Cosplay Totty part 1:
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-rAt6dlUa36c/TryqQ0xgxRI/AAAAAAAACU8/ucpl704YiqI/w407-h612-no/249693_10150351524839465_125558729464_10142332_4723884_n.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-Boc7E8Uf8XQ/T7UrprJSFaI/AAAAAAAAOEk/w47ut3u6R5c/w460-h613-no/zzgqU.jpg)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-B4RhCUtp65g/Tryqd5OyBLI/AAAAAAAACZE/LfuuxZdl_C0/w409-h613-no/enhanced-buzz-12565-1311615730-18.jpg)
Top 3 Monday Cosplay Totty part 2:
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-AODPDPrNkm4/UCLBLz42TyI/AAAAAAAAaiU/HmDf8GSNwco/w409-h613-no/tumblr_m89uf0upWd1rn55nzo1_1280.jpg)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-a6y8v0MkEYI/UHLJWTPjuXI/AAAAAAAAoM0/n436ncfXLI4/w408-h613-no/cosplay_mileena__mortal_combat_9_by_asherwarr-d4sf7gn.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-HPMkj_Zh-HY/UKmaDFdQ3nI/AAAAAAAAwcY/8wUDGXJmyRs/w392-h613-no/73113193920713089_7HofnPA2_c.jpg)
Top 3 Monday Cosplay Totty part 3:
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ZkpdFJGs2tU/ULM7m3AHSyI/AAAAAAAAw_E/keHaiq3aVxQ/w460-h613-no/lara_croft_wetsuit___back_by_misslarisacroft-d4v80oq.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-IFAYz7-Ctns/UGDF2rPFbFI/AAAAAAAAlag/-qM2kzBMkWE/w408-h613-no/237283474088101948_hMy1F3Sl_f.jpg)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Nq3UTkKb7Fg/TryqpsX5eUI/AAAAAAAACcU/ii7RxgTtmyo/w399-h613-no/seven_of_nine_3_by_weatherstone-d47jh67.jpg)
Number three, number nine, she could be my number one!
Quote from: mad lemmey on 20 January 2014, 10:04:21 PM
Number three, number nine, she could be my number one!
I'm not as fussy as you, Will - I'd have any (all) of these ;) ;D
Itsy bitsy, teeny weeny ....
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/01/21/article-0-1AD9815C00000578-313_634x638.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/01/21/article-2543209-1ABD5A2100000578-99_634x627.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/01/20/article-2542554-1AD250B400000578-157_634x882.jpg)
Nah yer all barmy, number 6 of Nik's has to be the one, anyone who cosplays Sylvanus is gonna be my bitch.
itsy witsy, but noty polka-dot
IanS :-* :-[
Liking Seven of Cameltoe ;)
http://wargamingthegreatwar.blogspot.co.uk/ (http://wargamingthegreatwar.blogspot.co.uk/)
Couldn't include the illustration here :-[, but for the more discerning gentleman an excellent description of French WWI equipment.
:o
Each armed with a rifle and a couple of 38's by the look of it :-)
Sacred Bleu...
My favourite book as a child was "Alice in Wonderland".
(http://th07.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2012/248/d/2/version_of___alice_in_wonderland___by_hipolitouribarrigoye-d5dnpgr.jpg)
(http://m.blog.hu/el/elitklub/image/alice-disney-moderne-princess-sexy-wonderland-Favim.com-102865.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/398a09a2abb3312d9f49415e25d653ed/tumblr_mk3wxnVpYO1rpr33yo1_1280.jpg)
(http://data2.whicdn.com/images/9809823/large.jpg)
You must have looked like the Cheshire Cat while you were reading it
I think the first gentleman's magazine :-[ that I "read" had a piece in it that translated Jaberwocky as someting completely rude. "Vorpel Sword" being an obvious example. I'll let you work out "brillig" and "slithy toves".
Possibly messed with my psyche.
Quote from: fsn on 23 January 2014, 10:16:31 PM
My favourite book as a child was "Alice in Wonderland".
(http://th07.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2012/248/d/2/version_of___alice_in_wonderland___by_hipolitouribarrigoye-d5dnpgr.jpg)
I have to keep looking at this shot. It is rather distracting
From a purely professional perspective, Alice looks to have taken a bit of a non-injury fall and is clearly needing the assistance of an ambulance. I for one am quite happy to fall on that particular sword and put myself in the line of fire to assist a poor unfortunate member of the public.
However I think I will just spend a few seconds more looking first :-[ :-[ :-[
My primary survey indicates that we need to be mindful of c-spine injury and that the patient should maintain her current pose so that she doesn't disturb the neutral spine alignment she has adopted, just for a few moments longer to allow me to have a proper look examination to enable me to carry out my secondary survey which is more hands on...
My clinical impression is that I need to attend A&E to have my own heart rate and mental wellbeing assessed...
I'm not one to argue with an expert. I shall stand and watch and learn from your observations.
Quote from: fsn on 24 January 2014, 04:47:13 PM
...I shall stand and watch and learn from your observations.
There's a name for that... :-\
Alice's Adventures on Her Knees is a painting right?
Definitely photoshopped if not.
:-\
I'm still looking at the white rabbit
Quote from: Fenton on 24 January 2014, 04:55:18 PM
I'm still looking at the white rabbit
Do you think it would mind if i stroked its' ears :d
Quote from: Luddite on 24 January 2014, 04:55:06 PM
Alice's Adventures on Her Knees is a painting right?
Definitely photoshopped if not.
It looks 'shopped to me, there's a feature on PS where you can take a regular image and 'block' it as it were, so the colours merge together. I've done some experimenting with it myself, but on tanks and not fictional young girls... ;D
Quote from: Fenton on 24 January 2014, 04:55:18 PM
I'm still looking at the white rabbit
:D
Quote from: Leon on 24 January 2014, 05:08:16 PM
It looks 'shopped to me, there's a feature on PS where you can take a regular image and 'block' it as it were, so the colours merge together. I've done some experimenting with it myself, but on tanks and not fictional young girls... ;D
Yes. We all believe you.
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7401/12121764803_c9c803243f.jpg)
Found one of Leon's PS attempts. I think it's a T34/76, but could be wrong.
You're obsessed :D
I don't know if this belongs here on in the 'Top Tunes' thread...
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1518150091742742 (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1518150091742742)
;)
Quote from: Leon on 24 January 2014, 08:35:06 PM
I don't know if this belongs here on in the 'Top Tunes' thread...
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1518150091742742 (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1518150091742742)
;)
No...they don't :D
Maybe it's just me...and it's been a l-o-n-g week, but is no-one else just a *touch* concerned that Alice-On-Her-Knees might just be harbouring a little surprise within that nice underwear...?
I've had a decent look, zooming on the iPad & Macbook and everything...
Call me cautious if you will ;) ;D
Quote from: nikharwood on 24 January 2014, 11:56:40 PM
Maybe it's just me...and it's been a l-o-n-g week, but is no-one else just a *touch* concerned that Alice-On-He-Knees might just be harbouring a little surprise within that nice underwear...?
I've had a decent look, zooming on the iPad & Macbook and everything...
Call me cautious if you will ;) ;D
Yeah cautious...that's what we were all thinking :D
Quote from: Leon on 24 January 2014, 08:35:06 PM
I don't know if this belongs here on in the 'Top Tunes' thread...
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1518150091742742 (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1518150091742742)
;)
COMMENT:
'I'd let that girl give me AIDS'.Now that's commitment.
Mind she's a ropy singer like. Empty voice. Reckon her videos are worth a watch though...
I rather like Jess Greenberg's voice, reminds me of the French singer Pauline.
A pretty girl with a decent voice who can play an instrument - I'd say that she really doesn't need to have her chest hoisted round her ears to attract attention .... but I guess this is the wrong thread for that sort of comment :-\
So instead I'll say her cover of "Highway to Hell" on YouTube is more in keeping with the thread topic :d :d :d
It's Saturday...time for some Top 3 Stormtrooper Helmet Totty:
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-p1wAUkt1I4k/UuGP0yFfACI/AAAAAAAAND0/Z-LyKCYmDO0/w460-h613-no/935304_484781411639848_128130142_n.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-Vi2h4Xymznc/Ut2cxFmnnFI/AAAAAAAAM_4/vCaYufSs9Gg/w426-h639/naomi-von-kreeps-24.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-g4LeSRcMX1o/UqeUtlPrHWI/AAAAAAAAMb0/ZlTBdq98aIE/w426-h569/star_wars_costumes_have_never_ever_been_this_sexy_640_40.jpg)
And...Top 3 Star Wars Lightsaber Totty:
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-cJ4A3ue29bc/Uoz9DbbmGEI/AAAAAAAAL-M/L0gX3aN5DcI/w426-h639/star-wars-girls-hump-day-lig-a805e83d-sz282x423.jpg)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-OJ83sgLgxL8/UqNL_b-2DXI/AAAAAAAAMXM/g7H5wDvcOmY/w426-h284/which_side_are_you_on__sexy_star_wars_by_hekady-d6grwwj.jpg)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-SEmrfJ6kcXA/UR1bUWNU6BI/AAAAAAAAAIo/C4cNQd8DPtg/w343-h344-no/sexy-star-wars-girl.jpg)
Quote from: nikharwood on 24 January 2014, 11:56:40 PM
Call me cautious if you will ;) ;D
Yeah right! Whatever!!!
But have to agree the unhelmeted storm trooper could show me to the dark side...
Prompted by the TV whilst waiting for the FA Cup highlights...
Top 3 Lucy Verasamy Weather Girl Totty:
(http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Lucy%2BVerasamy%2BFHM%2B100%2BSexiest%2BWomen%2BWorld%2BIggxcsDPq2rl.jpg)
(http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Rosewood%2BArrived%2BLondon%2BRosewood%2BLondon%2BNow%2BbpnSAGLKEWsl.jpg)
(http://ilarge.listal.com/image/2700396/936full-lucy-verasamy.jpg)
The source...
(http://files.myopera.com/Creative084/albums/103071/Final%20Fantasy%20X%20-%201280x1024%20-%20Yuna.jpg)
And the cosplayers...
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VYUy0AcPHT8/UP2lrNqhxOI/AAAAAAAAAMA/Ag0ycwReNqM/s1600/Yuna%2B%25283%2529.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NcFLqbgTLLs/Tv2Mksy-JdI/AAAAAAAABAI/_iAwEO3-vEw/s1600/yuna-coplay-01.jpg)
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/162/9/9/final_fantasy_x___yuna_by_garnettilalexandros-d536ffv.jpg)
(http://th01.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2012/095/7/9/my_last_look_at_you_____yuna_cosplay_by_ange_lady_yunashe-d4v5isf.jpg)
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/133/f/c/yuna_cosplay_by_sorrowturquoise-d4zmla7.jpg)
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/245/c/9/yuna_cosplay_final_fantasy_x_2_by_ange_lady_yunashe-d48noc3.jpg)
(http://photos.imageevent.com/afap/wallpapers/animemanga/finalfantasycosplay/giant/cosplay%20-%20Yuna%20Gunner%20_%20Final%20Fantasy%20X-2-5.JPG)
(http://th06.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2012/095/7/1/this_is_my_story_too_you_know___yuna_cosplay_by_ange_lady_yunashe-d4v5i27.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSq8ZjH0LPcqABoIGycH-33u_v1TFr0H01umUUT6txgSeLOWesAfA)
Quote from: nikharwood on 25 January 2014, 04:05:53 PM
And...Top 3 Star Wars Lightsaber Totty:
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-cJ4A3ue29bc/Uoz9DbbmGEI/AAAAAAAAL-M/L0gX3aN5DcI/w426-h639/star-wars-girls-hump-day-lig-a805e83d-sz282x423.jpg)
I know you've got a lightsabre Phil.
Is that your bedroom??? :D
Was wandering around TV Tropes, taking a bit of a Wiki Walk (started off at 'Stand Up Comedians') when I went to this page.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWikiRule (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWikiRule)
Now if you are an adult in your juristriction scroll down and open the 'Real Life' tab.
Scan down the entries. You'll see the link. You may wish to use 'Incognito' (it veers from Page 3 to 70's playboy)
You lost me on that one.
IanS
Quote from: ianrs54 on 26 January 2014, 04:11:21 PM
You lost me on that one.
IanS
Boobipedia I think he's pointing us at..
I'm wondering about IanS's commitment to this thread.
In other news- I have no idea who she is - not famous, but obviously a woman of taste
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8017895936/hD43862DB/)
Quote from: get2grips on 26 January 2014, 10:08:37 AM
I know you've got a lightsabre Phil. Is that your bedroom??? :D
No... and my light sabre's red ! :D
Cheers - Phil.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 26 January 2014, 05:11:00 PM
I'm wondering about IanS's commitment to this thread.
In other news- I have no idea who she is - not famous, but obviously a woman of taste
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8017895936/hD43862DB/)
I wonder if she's bigger on the inside?
Quote from: Techno on 26 January 2014, 06:05:27 PM
No... and my light sabre's red ! :D
Cheers - Phil.
Is this you then, Phil?
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5296/5547870767_3f6e9e537a.jpg)
:d
Quote from: nikharwood on 26 January 2014, 06:21:02 PM
Is this you then, Phil?
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5296/5547870767_3f6e9e537a.jpg)
:d
=O =O =O =O =O
Walked into that, didn't you :D
Quote
I wonder if she's bigger on the inside?
I would be...
Quote from: get2grips on 26 January 2014, 07:02:50 PM
=O =O =O =O =O Walked into that, didn't you :D
I mean.....Does that look
remotely like me ? ....Too short !....Wrong age !....Wrong gender !...
Completely different BMI.....And
her light sabre doesn't even glow in the dark !.....And those are just for
starters !
I despair of you lot sometimes ! ;) ;D ;D
(Where's my little black book got too ?)
Cheers - Phil.
Anyone else think he's protesting just a little too much? :D :D :D
... and I think she could probably beat the living snot out of 92% of Forum members without spilling a drop of her lager.
She certainly scares me ! :-SS :-SS
Quote from: Techno on 26 January 2014, 10:18:17 PM
She certainly scares me ! :-SS :-SS
You've met her then...so it
IS your bedroom :D
X_X X_X X_X =)
Quote
No... and my light sabre's red ! :D
Cheers - Phil.
You can get cream for that.
Really? And ... um ... what cream would that be?
Quote from: fsn on 28 January 2014, 07:34:07 PM
Really? And ... um ... what cream would that be?
Why? You need some too? :D
Um ... no. Just interested. :-[
Quote from: fsn on 28 January 2014, 08:07:56 PM
Um ... no. Just interested. :-[
;D ;D ;D
For a friend... :D
That one definitely not top totty!
Please may "not top totty" not become a thread?
:-&
Great 1st Post on page 100 of the Totty thread! ;D ;D ;D ;D
OK, lets lance the boil and move on then...
Brace yourselves...
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZT9xbtnwnzQ/To9D36bBWLI/AAAAAAAAFeo/DPFT9t2svWs/s640/Bad-lip-augmentation.jpg)
Not even sure this is a woman
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20121107/640/the_horrors_of_terrible_plastic_surgery_640_11.jpg)
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/bad-plastic-surgery-17.jpg)
(http://acidcow.com/pics/20121108/the_horrors_of_terrible_plastic_surgery_31.jpg)
(http://www.avforums.com/attachments/bad_plastic_surgery-jpg.42121/)
(http://media.heavy.com/media/2013/03/bad-plastic-surgery-11.jpg)
Drum roll please....
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRuruuwpi0ZGSCpV21-RTg8gMBjkkgSzlmLoHQdjqo8J78EsEoL7A)
(http://i1281.photobucket.com/albums/a519/SmartwithSparks/oh-my-eyes_zps861989b5.jpg)
And...on that bombshell...back to the totty.
That. Was. Bad. :o X_X
Please, you've made your point.
No more.
I think I need to recover this one...
Top 3 Emergency Jessica Biel Totty:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lf7nivny_X4/Twm--cFxayI/AAAAAAAAAxQ/ilcSxs_6VQ0/s1600/jessica-biel-bikini.jpg)
(http://alyasfitclub.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/jessica-biel-3.jpg)
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs152.snc1/5653_1191941272517_1047945481_585892_8388060_n.jpg)
Quote from: Luddite on 30 January 2014, 11:45:52 PM
(http://acidcow.com/pics/20121108/the_horrors_of_terrible_plastic_surgery_31.jpg)
Geez, Jessica Rabbit's let herself go a bit... :-&
Other Jessicas are available:
Alba
(http://losersbracket.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/alba-2.jpg)
Simpson
(http://l.yimg.com/ck/image/A1307/130741/300_130741.jpg)
Ennis (I really like this one)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-iztKtByRBZM/UBGxyiPPR0I/AAAAAAAAD0Q/XAfIYFNCLOA/s1600/jenna%2Brandall.jpg)
Lange
(http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/img/5519/Alicia/2222l.jpg)
Chastain
(http://cdn01.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/01/Jessica-Chastain-Covered-Topless-in-Vanity-Fair-September-2012-lb-600x450.jpg)
Nigri
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/8e/91/7b/8e917bcc9ce77c3f861c16e2619a1fd0.jpg)
Quote from: nikharwood on 30 January 2014, 11:50:23 PM
That. Was. Bad. :o X_X
OH !!!......IT WAS !! :-& :-& :-& :-& :-&
(I mean.............
WHY ?)
Cheers - Phil.
Quote from: Techno on 31 January 2014, 09:26:24 AM
OH !!!......IT WAS !! :-& :-& :-& :-& :-&
(I mean.............WHY ?)
Cheers - Phil.
Indeed. What some people will do in the name of "improvement". :o :o :o :o :o
Nearly lost my dinner!
The emergency Jessicas helped settle the nerves nicely though!
Biel or Alba....could I test before deciding?
You'd be sure that Nigri would dress up for you though ...
(http://geekshizzle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/jessica-nigri-02.jpg)
(http://isurvivedthezombies.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/JessicaNigri7.jpg)
(http://gamefob.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/jessica-nigri-pikachu.jpg)
(http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/34700000/Jessica-Nigri-jessica-nigri-34746662-960-960.jpg)
(http://punchingthewallsofreality.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Jessica-Nigri-Deadpool9.jpg)
Oh dear Lord...the last one...the last one B)
Aeon Flux cosplay
(http://www.blastr.com/sites/blastr/files/AeonFluxCosplay.jpg)
(http://cosplaycavern.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Adrianne-Curry-as-Aeon-Flux-1.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQGfbhis7_2Fl1hw4mGsO23TlpWfncdPYS0rYZ2oPJv78JuShLKfw)
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT6me9dkCdDnfpKKJC4oSLiw5aD6jP4JtqO-44uatuMtpvUu0hBEQ)
(http://www.veidt.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Kat_vs_Marnie_8131.png)
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/11/ec/bb/11ecbb1ed323a63e71a45d5e543ae6c1.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3551/3831603753_54f6f55da6.jpg)
Why do I never meet these women?
Wait a minute! I now feel gypped by the Charlize Theron film!
(http://www.customity.com/storage/public/image/wallpaper/201007/645-charlize-theron-aeon-flux-wallpaper-1280x1024-customity.jpg)
Brave cosplay
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4709cdHUb1r906tso1_500.jpg)
(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/221/4/a/brave_by_flying_fox-d5afqa5.jpg)
(http://cdn.streamzoo.com/si_5930717_2z3x7sx2ex_lr.jpg)
(http://journeysinfandom.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/DSC_5698.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9TjP9Tt2fOc/Un4_rmPUWHI/AAAAAAAAKno/uUH74V3busU/s1600/brave%2Bmerida%2Bcosplay.jpg)
(http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/304942_226045884187548_89108559_n.jpg)
Some one is posting gingers on the totty thread.
Like young Rebecca Brooks
So, we are trying to kill the Totty thread now? Harwood will sulk for weeks.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 01 February 2014, 05:22:54 AM
So, we are trying to kill the Totty thread now? Harwood will sulk for weeks.
:D ;D :D
Old style!
Theda Bara
(http://jewishcurrents.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/tumblr_lk7vxcJJvk1qa70eyo1_500.jpg)
Lillian Gish
(http://www.doctormacro.com/Images/Gish,%20Lillian/Annex/Annex%20-%20Gish,%20Lillian_07.jpg)
Bridget Helm from the classic "Metropolis"
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-aC3b3HoE4M4/UIlGCvdjULI/AAAAAAAAPug/GgjO67eZ5SQ/s1600/metropolis-brigitte-helm-naked-dance.jpg)
and my particular favourite Louise Brooks
(http://absenceofalternatives.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Annex-Brooks-Louise_11.jpg)
MONGOLS!!!
(http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/d10fca55fbd235c1f4ec057e7ae8699e1279353820_full.jpg)
(http://www.the-spearhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Mongolia_07.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UmR7PsGWAAw/Sfoc8__DV1I/AAAAAAAAN9M/JDtJzxji5NY/s400/Alex-Lynn-01.jpg)
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c275/enke/855vx.jpg)
(http://bp3.blogger.com/_vyoUKUtUvMI/RtR8S2Tug9I/AAAAAAAAAVw/4Zjl6552y7U/s400/enggun.jpg)
Now if Pendraken had offered these as a not-kickstarter, I would have jumped at the chance.
I've always had a soft spot for the Mongols. Never quite sure why until now...
Quote from: Last Hussar on 31 January 2014, 11:56:01 PM
Some one is posting gingers on the totty thread.
Truly things of beauty each and everyone......
however.......
GINGER and therefore derserved of being burnt at the stake for sins of redness
Yummy mongols!
Mongols...gingers...blondes...brunettes...tall...short...
Who cares so long as they have a damn fine @$$ ;)
Mmmmm.....
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8162/7698641252_10ef385d11_o.jpg)
(http://www.digdang.com/media/images/nice_bum_where_ya_from_10565.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Sqce_DaYpz8/UXh0uVvJ1pI/AAAAAAAAibM/Dlb-3zb2i5k/s1600/girls-butts-1.jpg)
(http://media2.onsugar.com/files/2012/03/13/2/192/1922729/048049444f1c63b1_Yoga-Poses-Tone-Your-Butt.xxxlarge_1.jpg)
Definitely not No.1
No.2.....Yes....Your bum does look too big (But that's probably down to the lens on the camera...or perhaps something else. :o)
No.3....Pretty good....Appears female.
No.4...No definition....Far too flat....I actually have slight doubts as to the gender of that one. :P
1) Yes
2) Yes
3) Yes
4) Yes
Colonel Grips is an ass man :D
1. That's a great place to park a mountain bike.
2,3,4. Yep.
8)
Quote from: Luddite on 01 February 2014, 04:51:48 PM
I've always had a soft spot for the Mongols. Never quite sure why until now...
I have a spot for those Mongol girls, But I would not describe it as "soft" :d
Quote from: Nosher on 01 February 2014, 04:52:10 PM
GINGER and therefore derserved of being burnt at the stake for sins of redness
Nosher - Just pass them over to me, Ill help you out with them
Top 3 Disney-Inspired Sexy Princess Totty:
Cinderella
(http://geekxgirls.com/images/princessessexy/sexy_warrior_disney_princesses_04.jpg)
Jasmine
(http://geekxgirls.com/images/princessessexy/sexy_warrior_disney_princesses_05.jpg)
Snow White
(http://geekxgirls.com/images/princessessexy/sexy_warrior_disney_princesses_07.jpg)
Bonus
(http://geekxgirls.com/images/princessessexy/sexy_warrior_disney_princesses_01.jpg)
(http://jessicamaefreitas.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/temp20120830_seahawks_raiders_seagals-15-nfl_mezz_1280_1024.jpg)
(http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/azstarnet.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/e/00/e00427d4-1714-11e3-8c72-001a4bcf887a/522a0899447aa.preview-620.jpg)
How could we forget...
(http://www.thetennisgallery.co.uk/images/art/Tennis%20Girl%20poster.jpg)
I had a calendar of that photo shoot last year.
:D
I like the tiger ! :P ;)
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Last Hussar on 03 February 2014, 08:26:24 PM
How could we forget...
(http://www.thetennisgallery.co.uk/images/art/Tennis%20Girl%20poster.jpg)
=P~ =P~ =P~
Oh dear lord :)
You called?
Quote from: Last Hussar on 03 February 2014, 08:26:24 PM
How could we forget...
(http://www.thetennisgallery.co.uk/images/art/Tennis%20Girl%20poster.jpg)
I had the full-sized poster of that in 1973
Top 3 Black & White GIF Totty:
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-zr1QBQuXszo/UvFdULXqiDI/AAAAAAAFUhA/oX9kzVW0gYc/w500-h284-no/tumblr_mrmmp9d0rh1racc9so1_500.gif)
(http://data2.whicdn.com/images/27187071/large.gif)
(http://i52.tinypic.com/2hezeom.gif)
(http://pleasurephoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/joanna-lumley-asc2a0purdey.jpg)
Hi. Why don't the latest Mongol releases look like the Mongol girls featured here?!!!!!!
DaveL
I'm worried
48 hours without an update here.
Is Harwood dead?
Quote from: Last Hussar on 06 February 2014, 11:54:32 PM
Is Harwood dead?
No, he is preparing for his interview with Leon: he's applied as CEO of the Top Totty Thread :D
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-w0ea4dINtOI/Uu-yeNsCoeI/AAAAAAAAHMU/TeQVgTphsLo/w588-h390-no/Anna%2BSidorova%2Bsexiest%2Bathlete%2Bin%2BWinter%2BOlympics%2B2014.jpg)
(http://pc-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/sasha-cohen-2.jpg)
Quote from: Luddite on 07 February 2014, 11:19:41 AM
(http://pc-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/sasha-cohen-2.jpg)
God, that looks painful!
I think they've been photoshopped in. :P ;)
(Not going to believe any pictures I see on the net anymore !!....Mumble, mumble, sulk, grizzle !)
Cheers - Phil.
Quote from: Techno on 07 February 2014, 02:14:47 PM
I think they've been photoshopped in. :P ;)
(Not going to believe any pictures I see on the net anymore !!....Mumble, mumble, sulk, grizzle !)
Cheers - Phil.
;D ;D ;D
They look rea to me...
Oh... :-[ I see what you meant now :-[ :D
To be fair I've done that whilst skating.
Don't half make your eyes water.
Quote from: get2grips on 07 February 2014, 09:45:08 AM
No, he is preparing for his interview with Leon: he's applied as CEO of the Top Totty Thread :D
Hope he remembers a two piece suit isn't jacket and waistcoat.
For SundayGeneral, who is thinking about an Elf army ....
(http://obsoletegamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/sex_elves.jpg)
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/336/b/4/sexy_elf_by_eiliestl-d4hyyg2.jpg)
(http://obsoletegamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Sexy_Blood_Elf.jpg)
where is the Totty ?
(http://obsoletegamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Sexy_Blood_Elf.jpg)
sorry... !
:D
Quote from: ronan on 07 February 2014, 06:01:11 PM
where is the Totty ?
(http://obsoletegamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Sexy_Blood_Elf.jpg)
sorry... !
:D
I don't think much of yours...
Mind you, those curlers can polish my stones. Quick rub, make sure its all nice and slippy.
Anyone who knows anything about REAL elves knows that they actually a bit chunky. All this thin and elegant elf nonsense was put about by JRR Tolkein who spent a lot of his time in a a GentleElf's Club, putting dandelion leaves into elven g-strings.
It's a little known fact that Marilyn Monroe was actually an elf, but was expelled because of her deformed ears. She used her fame to repeatedly show off her cropped ears to annoy elf spies, which lead to a clan of hill-elves from Virginia hiring a dark elf assassin to do away with her.
Tolkien was also a bit biased about Dwarves. They're actually about six foot six and most male dwarves spend two hours every morning shaving and personal grooming. David Beckham is a dwarf who lives in the world of man because he's fed up of being called "shorty" by his sisters.
Pills - NOW
IanS ;)
Elves are all female. Dwarfs are all male. They're the same species.
(http://www.geekworldradio.com/pics/Comikaze2011/SexyElfGirl.jpg)
(http://www.untoldentertainment.com/blog/img/2011_04_29/sexyElf.jpg)
(http://obsoletegamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Elf-Cosplay-18.jpg)
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/307/4/d/elf_cosplay_by_the_pirateninjagirl-d324h5i.jpg)
These are, of course, fantasy images. Real elves look like this...
(http://m.upall.co/g/1/she-thinks-elf-ears-are-sexy-5.jpg)
Top lady...yes, yes, yes :-bd :-bd :-bd
Bottom lady...oh dear Lord NO!!! :o :o :o
Quote from: Wulf on 08 February 2014, 10:49:34 AM
Elves are all female. Dwarfs are all male. They're the same species.
It's OK for Wulf to say stupid stuff and he doesn't get sent to take his pills. Just not fair. You're all picking on me. Mutter, mutter.
I often wonder about the women at Conventions who wear just enough to cover their feminine bits. They are almost nude- don't they feel a tiny bit self concious?
Lets have the inspiration for many..
(http://mypornolife.com/content/Princess-Leia-Jabba-slave-costume.jpg)
Quote from: Luddite on 08 February 2014, 11:49:45 AM
(http://www.geekworldradio.com/pics/Comikaze2011/SexyElfGirl.jpg)
(...)
But.. she has 4 legs ? :-\
:D
Nope that the guy behind her hoping to rodger her later.
Roger her what?
Quote from: Last Hussar on 06 February 2014, 11:54:32 PM
I'm worried
48 hours without an update here.
Is Harwood dead?
Nah - just working away...back now though ;)
Quote from: fsn on 08 February 2014, 01:36:01 PM
It's OK for Wulf to say stupid stuff and he doesn't get sent to take his pills. Just not fair. You're all picking on me. Mutter, mutter.
Correct.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 08 February 2014, 01:37:31 PM
I often wonder about the women at Conventions who wear just enough to cover their feminine bits. They are almost nude- don't they feel a tiny bit self concious?
And you are worried about this because..? ;)
Quote from: GordonY on 08 February 2014, 02:22:47 PM
Nope that the guy behind her hoping to rodger her later.
To be fair, I think he might be having a go now... :d
Third from left, please...
(http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/8f/7d/8f7d6a_4971860.jpg)
Centaurion ?
Ok - I'm leaving
IanS
Works for me!
Right.
OK.
So.
Apparently, finding dwarven totty is a pretty fruitless quest. The best i could come up with is this.
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/0f/c6/47/0fc64777e28a1f4d73193d2066ed03e0.jpg)
However...
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l99661dM1f1qdlvzfo1_500.jpg)
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/198/6/1/cosplay_sexy_snow_white_by_originalrikku-d57jo52.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/d30a3a1d7cc4364345e5154d9581486c/tumblr_mqhyb67aqx1sxfu3lo1_400.jpg)
(http://img.pandawhale.com/47884-Snow-White-Cosplay-E53Y.jpeg)
(http://s3-live.tapcdn.com/images/tap/8/3/a/6/6/0b2/c6c/562/snow-white-cosplay.jpg)
Quote from: Luddite on 08 February 2014, 04:42:27 PM
Right.
OK.
So.
Apparently, finding dwarven totty is a pretty fruitless quest.
Really? Honestly - I dunno what you lot would do without me ;) ;D
Dwarven Totty:(http://www.rpgbooster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Female-Thorin-Oakenshield-cosplay-from-Russia.jpg)
(http://www.rpgbooster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Female-Dwarf-hobbit-cosplay-from-Russia.jpg)
(http://www.rpgbooster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Female-Dwarf-hobbit-cosplay-by-russian-photographer.jpg)
(http://www.rpgbooster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Female-Dwarves-cosplay-outfits-from-Russia.jpg)
Bonus - Bilbo(http://www.rpgbooster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Female-Hobbit-Bilbo-cosplay-by-russian-photographer-Alexander.jpg)
Bonus - Gandalf(http://www.rpgbooster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Female-Gandalf-wizard-cosplay.jpg)
Oh - and Snow White #1 for me please ;)
Quote from: nikharwood on 08 February 2014, 05:03:03 PM
I would like this Dwarf
(http://www.rpgbooster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Female-Thorin-Oakenshield-cosplay-from-Russia.jpg)
Then I would like this snow white to keep me company with the dwarf - so they both feel at home you understand
Quote from: Luddite on 08 February 2014, 04:42:27 PM
Then I would like this snow white to keep me company with the dwarf - so they both feel at home you understand
(http://s3-live.tapcdn.com/images/tap/8/3/a/6/6/0b2/c6c/562/snow-white-cosplay.jpg)
Now we have lots of Dwarf Totty and Elf Totty how about Orcs Totty - Only in the name of diversity of course - Note there is no apostrophe so I am not refering to my better half here.
So a Challenge Mr Harwood
Orc totty ... an oxymoron if ever there was! But....
(http://photo.cosplay.com/106675/2318630.jpg)
(http://photo.cosplay.com/106675/2313581.jpg)
(http://www.wingedmammal.com/blizzcon_2011/DSC_7368.jpg)
(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/179/9/4/734323_231826123629878_531715214_n_by_mouseinmotley-d6b3zsj.jpg)
(http://th01.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2013/259/e/7/orc_shaman_t13_by_anni_hiding-d6mjbcd.jpg)
(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/149/2/f/10_nc_by_karlcverg-d6727pp.jpg)
(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/110/5/f/don__t_mess_by_nadrojwobrek-d4x1jrq.jpg)
And now, some Skyrim totty ...
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-U9mABTz79Yw/UA8a4HcWdDI/AAAAAAAAAZc/vSA-0gHigwY/s1600/dovahkiin3.jpg)
(http://th05.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2013/057/f/d/skyrim_cosplay___winter_shooting_by_emilyrosa-d5w9xaq.jpg)
(http://pxlbyte.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/cosplay_skyrim_by_florindazanetti-d5hecd1.jpg)
(http://bytes.gamekicker.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dragon3a.jpeg)
(http://bytes.gamekicker.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/b8c5d74738fd2066fd459c206c544942.jpeg)
(http://bytes.gamekicker.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/skyrim_1.jpeg)
Can we just get back to norks, nice butts and pretty faces please.... Totty threads gone a bit Games Workshop :(
Quote from: Nosher on 08 February 2014, 06:57:46 PM
Can we just get back to norks, nice butts and pretty faces please.... Totty threads gone a bit Games Workshop :(
Yep You cant afford any of the models on display ;D
Can't beat the Bat!
(http://0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/36/84/c50311362e640b9e0a7e139c4e78217b-new-york-comic-con-2012-cosplay-wrap-up.jpg)
(http://project-blu.com/nerd/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/12548d1324861795-batgirl-cosplay-thread-aitenshimisha-stacey-cosplay-batgirl-1-e1332454330593.jpg#super%20hero%20cosplay%20girl%20400x600)
(http://www.worthashare.com/assets/batgirl.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-uD25OoZ1K2U/UfOpJaRkmdI/AAAAAAAAIbU/Od4c7x31TU0/s1600/Comic-Con-Superhot-girls-in-supergirl-custumes%2B(1).jpg)
Orc cos-play...
Cos even ugly girls like to dress uptm
:D :D :D
I see Harwood is turned on by hairy toes.
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 08 February 2014, 05:25:01 PM
So a Challenge Mr Harwood
Clearly plenty of Orcs totty knocking about...maybe I'll look for Bugbear totty...although we do seem to have gone down the cosplay cul-de-sac a bit - I might have to help us break out :)
Quote from: Last Hussar on 08 February 2014, 08:57:55 PM
I see Harwood is turned on by hairy toes.
Hmm...not sure that posting
one single, solitary pic of a female Bilbo cosplayer constitutes sufficient evidence for that statement LH - I think you'll find
plenty of other evidence on this thread that will give you a much better idea of what's hitting my buttons ;D
For my mate Nosher - some simple Top 3 Saturday Night Totty:
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DLdfRb_PHa8/UcSMn-VzNLI/AAAAAAAANes/Cdfhog6v4ro/s1600/Jun+22+(2).jpg)
(http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/2761/miniskirt4bf.jpg)
(http://files.myopera.com/jakas9/albums/13882982/Hot%20girl.jpg)
Howzat? 8)
Unfortunately they're not quite all out, Old Chap, but I appear to bowling on a sticky wicket.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ihxsI_ucgJo/TLF47xjbq5I/AAAAAAAAA8M/_YBbceMLlOw/s1600/Hot%2BCheerleaders%2B%2BIPL%2BCricket%2B(16).jpg)
(http://www.truetop10.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/350x512xSexy-Cricket-babe-ready-to-bat-in-bikini.jpg.pagespeed.ic.8QQQogHkBV.jpg)
(http://akalol.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/cricket.jpg)
Now there's an Aussie I could cheer for :D
Normal service resumed and even some Cricket Totty to boot :) :) :)
Cheers chaps ;)
These two please... What's the P&P?
Quote from: nikharwood on 08 February 2014, 09:13:53 PM
(http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/2761/miniskirt4bf.jpg)
(http://files.myopera.com/jakas9/albums/13882982/Hot%20girl.jpg)
Cant post, RM consider it to be dangerous.
IanS
Courier? ;)
Quote from: get2grips on 08 February 2014, 08:36:11 PM
Orc cos-play...
Cos even ugly girls like to dress uptm
:D :D :D
An outrage sir. Ugly? It's in the eye of the beholder. >:(
Quote from: Luddite on 09 February 2014, 06:36:14 PM
An outrage sir. Ugly? It's in the eye of the beholder. >:(
While I agree to a certain extent, some I am afraid are just ugly. The ones you posted on Page 100 are just Very very Ugly to the extent that they make me wannt to vomit :-& :-&
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 09 February 2014, 06:53:39 PM
While I agree to a certain extent, some I am afraid are just ugly. The ones you posted on Page 100 are just Very very Ugly to the extent that they make me wannt to vomit :-& :-&
;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 09 February 2014, 06:53:39 PM
While I agree to a certain extent, some I am afraid are just ugly. The ones you posted on Page 100 are just Very very Ugly to the extent that they make me wannt to vomit :-& :-&
...in your eyes.
Possibly in those cases, to everyone with eyes.
;)
I did notice that there was elf totty, dwarf totty, orc totty BUT there was no Goblin totty was this just an oversight or forum policy? :D
Quote from: howayman on 09 February 2014, 11:13:45 PM
I did notice that there was elf totty, dwarf totty, orc totty BUT there was no Goblin totty was this just an oversight or forum policy? :D
Be careful what you wish for!!!
(http://www.wingedmammal.com/blizzcon_2011/DSC_7087.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9rh9zUwir1qm3ty3o1_1280.jpg)
(http://dailycosplay.com/2013/January/22.jpg)
(http://www.wingedmammal.com/blizzcon_2013/Goblin_Shaman_Blizzcon_2013_DSC_5305.jpg)
I suspect Madelyne Pryor as the Goblin Queen would be more to the taste of most of the forum than those just posted :)
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/83/a9/1d/83a91d781c45a01785040435e9875759.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-I3QdCh3f0Hw/UpZDUOutSpI/AAAAAAAAAkA/50tPWVPJ6zY/s1600/Amazon_girl_sexy_armour_2.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RyTLJNeJI1o/Upo78g8buaI/AAAAAAAAAnE/ieaOrOCExjk/s1600/sexy_barbarian_warrior_girl_with_spear_3.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-m6OFir1irUI/UoE0i19BVuI/AAAAAAAAAGc/BS8W8CEdvL4/s1600/naked_warrior_girl_with_spear.jpg)
EDIT: Link removed.
Can't beat a bit of under-boob! ;)
Nice site FSN, think i'll add that to my painting guide file :-bd,
kev
Quote from: kev1964 on 10 February 2014, 08:54:47 PM
Nice site FSN, think i'll add that to my painting guide file :-bd,
kev
;D :D ;D
Time for more Top 3 Steampunk Tendencies Totty:
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-ULiidGReZ9E/UrLm0_BcR_I/AAAAAAAAavw/XU03yWMH1bE/w395-h613-no/Steampunk_Tendencies_On_Facebook.jpg)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-bSMHFakA2N0/UlhaCCqvkSI/AAAAAAAAVtg/wVVOm0lqiDs/w800-h533-no/Steampunk_Tendencies_On_Facebook.jpg)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-ZO7x0SDH2F4/UsAqRVtQI2I/AAAAAAAAgmc/3e94QYPSZlA/w409-h613-no/Steampunk_Tendencies_On_Facebook.jpg)
And, at the risk of being predictable, I thought it might be time for some more...
Top 3 Black & White Inked Doll Totty:
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Bp2PTvD3Ql8/Uu2ckWfnjpI/AAAAAAABf78/4A-UjoO-2hk/s613-no/c9cab9f6-98ab-4e6e-a9fa-b0f3ac23b692)
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-yrHMV51Hqgk/UuGuN1TdGlI/AAAAAAABd0w/X1d5D_E7yNk/w409-h613-no/8571fd8b-86fa-4977-9d60-af77bb09d95b)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-aQtQKIl59Fg/UvRklsgFoUI/AAAAAAABgVA/1g6pcX_pAkM/s612-no/7c634340-5494-4a85-a254-30c189b81e85)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-7XfgSs9I9_c/Uu0o0kVNtRI/AAAAAAABf0k/FQ4EvsNr5w0/w854-h613-no/18507a95-3987-4eac-abe7-e4c45f03a630)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-AF7_i6WXS60/UukM7bI-C-I/AAAAAAABfG8/JcOCGJRpma4/w591-h613-no/e63a6fbe-912d-47c4-959b-d5e277df3c99)
;D :D ;D
And in my online meanderings (the TV aerial came off the roof earlier in the wind & snow) tonight, I find this - it's a bit odd, but still totty I guess:
Top 3 Bodyart Terminator Totty:
(http://geekxgirls.com/images/terminator/terminator_body_paint_01.jpg)
(http://geekxgirls.com/images/terminator/terminator_body_paint_02.jpg)
(http://geekxgirls.com/images/terminator/terminator_body_paint_04.jpg)
Never seen the attraction of tattoos/ tattoed women.
I get that some people find it attractive but I just don't get it myself.
IMHO our bodies take enough damage from everyday life without inflicting more unnecessarily.
Am I a minority of one?
huge amounts of ink dont do it for me either. small and tasteful, not a problem, but those ones,...... nahhhhhh not for me
A small rose or a heart on a buttock or a boob, fine, that amount of ink just says "I'm a Hells Angel Ho"
I don't see the point myself. I've once in my life seen a tattoo that looked pretty, and even there I think she'd have looked better without it.
Not really keen either.
Cheers - Phil.
Not for me. Then again, I've never wallpapered a room either.
Thumbs up from me on the tattoo issue. :-bd
In fact, I love all women :x (except GWA's :d and cartoons :-B which aren't real in the first place.)
Not just tattoos but piercings, rings through lips, eyebrows and all other self-mutilation. :-& :-& :-& :-& :-&
Quote from: Hertsblue on 12 February 2014, 09:48:56 AM
Not just tattoos but piercings, rings through lips, eyebrows and all other self-mutilation. :-& :-& :-& :-& :-&
Yeah, that too right enough.
Even earings to be honest. If I go to nibble her ears I don't want a mouthful of gold-plating and zircons :)
If not ink in the skin, how about ink in the hair?
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e2/db/85/e2db851a30f4b2ff0cb530f47c03586d.jpg)
(http://i4.cdnds.net/14/04/demi-lovato-pink-hair1.jpg)
(http://longhairstyleshowto.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dip-dyed-hair.jpg)
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/47/b0/56/47b0567625b242c1a01f7efb149c74be.jpg)
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/4d/91/53/4d9153c47df86ecd9f0baaed78c58224.jpg)
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/4e/d6/aa/4ed6aad3b09668212a7644d62ff2a180.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Q0aiNMUCdyY/Tyr8meIK6sI/AAAAAAAAAVA/cmCO-L1BB10/s1600/88523948895109969_JGflP7GF_c_large.jpg)
Meh! At least it can grow out.
A bit young....
yes...
one of them looks like my youngest daughter ! :o
Its tough to find mature women with rainbow hair. :(
Such a shame...
you're right. I searched for a while
and didn't find many pics.
(http://slodive.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/nicki-minaj-hairstyles/multi-colored-hair.jpg)
:D
:D
bonus for this thread ( not many colors but .. )
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/06/89/dc/0689dcccbd190747333144a194531a58.jpg)
Quote from: ronan on 13 February 2014, 07:36:56 PM
yes...
one of them looks like my youngest daughter ! :o
Just remember your wife (or whatever) was her age once, and someone's daughter.
You pervert. :D
Quote from: ronan on 14 February 2014, 03:14:42 AM
bonus for this thread ( not many colors but .. )
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/06/89/dc/0689dcccbd190747333144a194531a58.jpg)
Side Boob! :D
LEAVE - NOW.....
IanS
But...But
OUT - OUT - OUT........
But me NO BUTS
IanS ;) ;)
Butts!
(http://thumbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/clip_image0091.jpg)
(http://cache2.allpostersimages.com/p/LRG/26/2678/J1AUD00Z/posters/bachmann-bill-woman-in-thong-at-beach-with-sandy-bottom.jpg)
(http://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/1/281x351/172070_1.jpg)
Oh dear Lord... 8)
I like big butts and I cannot lie,
You other brothers can't deny...
it makes me think of ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GMoLENWsSk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GMoLENWsSk)
:) :-*
... and sissy men have padded garments beneath their mail!
(http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/366483/81682860.jpg)
(http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/366483/81682862.jpg)
(http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/366483/81682867.jpg)
(http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/366483/81682872.jpg)
EDIT: Pic resized.
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/12/28/article-0-0E5EDC7E00000578-382_634x369.jpg)
I go away for 5 minutes and suddenly the thread has crept back into role-play/D&D/GW fantasy images.... #-o
108 pages by men who are still afraid that the sight of a nipple will strike them blind....thank Aphrodite I'm not English!
Quote from: Nosher on 17 February 2014, 08:03:59 AM
I go away for 5 minutes and suddenly the thread has crept back into role-play/D&D/GW fantasy images.... #-o
That's the Curling Team captain I posted. Good with a pair of stones, and knows how to use a broom.
Quote from: FierceKitty on 17 February 2014, 12:35:50 PM
108 pages by men who are still afraid that the sight of a nipple will strike them blind....thank Aphrodite I'm not English!
Trust me, I know exactly what to do - I would go into details, but my wife would kill me...
Quote from: Last Hussar on 17 February 2014, 07:49:19 PM
That's the Curling Team captain I posted. Good with a pair of stones, and knows how to use a broom.
Thats Eve Muirhead?
She looks better with dark hair :x
Quote from: Nosher on 17 February 2014, 08:35:22 PM
Thats Eve Muirhead?
She looks better with dark hair :x
Since the Pendraken Forum is discussing Eve Muirhead is this her discussing the Forum?? :d :d :d :d :d
(http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Eve-Muirhead-Taunts-the-Japanese.jpg)
Have to agree on the brunette vs blonde thing, though to be perfectly honest she's stunning either way.
Quote from: FierceKitty on 17 February 2014, 12:35:50 PM
108 pages by men who are still afraid that the sight of a nipple will strike them blind....thank Aphrodite I'm not English!
Or alternatively 108 pages by men who have enough imagination not to need to see a woman naked to know she's amazing? ;)
Quote from: Ithoriel on 17 February 2014, 08:58:17 PM
Since the Pendraken Forum is discussing Eve Muirhead is this her discussing the Forum?? :d :d :d :d :d
(http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Eve-Muirhead-Taunts-the-Japanese.jpg)
Have to agree on the brunette vs blonde thing, though to be perfectly honest she's stunning either way.
Girth...
Whose nose is she describing?
I'm sure she's saying,"10mm figures? Wow! So, what, a tank's about this long then?"
I'm sure she's saying,"10mm figures? Wow! So, what, a centurion is about this long then?"
Fixed that for you ;D
My hero! B)
Quote from: paulr on 18 February 2014, 07:49:31 AM
I'm sure she's saying,"10mm figures? Wow! So, what, a centurion is about this long then?"
Fixed that for you ;D
lol - yup, should've thought of that!!
She seems to have brought her younger sister along though. :)
It's a fun movie & I'm watching it now...so, tonight, it's:
Top 3 Monica Belluci Shoot 'em Up Totty:
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSccOrkRfx_LIu1EBgSvKReV5ns5s0Pw0OnImNzupXzxTyi2SH3Gg)
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSMgtn4CxP_IEO512MP7uAM96_KqegrZPJQgIoPm9qopw2fBXyY)
(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f175/nikharwood/mb1_zps09d0c1a3.png)
Brill film Nik. Though I'd take Jane McLean over Monica Belucci .... like either of them would have me :)
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTM3ODc1MTMyNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzQ5NzIwOQ@@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg)
Love that film. Well suited to Clive Owen's wooden acting.
Quote from: Ithoriel on 20 February 2014, 12:38:48 AM
Brill film Nik. Though I'd take Jane McLean over Monica Belucci .... like either of them would have me :)
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTM3ODc1MTMyNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzQ5NzIwOQ@@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg)
OK, so the link is there, why am I not seeing the picture of Jane McLean in my post? #frustratingforum :)
EDIT: Of course now I've posted this the image displays. Excuse me while I go beat my head against a wall!
Camo scheme
(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/234/c/9/kayla_girls_with_guns_series_by_badasstatguy-d6jbpde.jpg)
Undercover
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/d7/c6/3f/d7c63fb1796fd69cab2e29b495fe2947.jpg)
Quote from: Ithoriel on 20 February 2014, 12:37:58 PM
OK, so the link is there, why am I not seeing the picture of Jane McLean in my post? #frustratingforum :)
EDIT: Of course now I've posted this the image displays. Excuse me while I go beat my head against a wall!
Beat what...?
Quote from: Ithoriel on 20 February 2014, 12:37:58 PM
OK, so the link is there, why am I not seeing the picture of Jane McLean in my post? #frustratingforum :)
EDIT: Of course now I've posted this the image displays. Excuse me while I go beat my head against a wall!
Weird - I just fixed it by copying your source code into another tab and copying it back into your original image tags...
I guess that was the copy / paste equivalent of turning-it-off-and-turning-it-on-again ;D
Firefly & Serenity ...
Inara
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080301063011/firefly/images/c/c3/Inara02.jpg)
Zoe
(http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060514191911/firefly/images/e/e9/Zoe04.jpg)
River
(http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/serenity_river.jpg)
and my favourite - Kaylee whose best line in the program was something like "Fer ages, I ain't had nothing tween my withers that didn't have batteries in it."
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh288/krileasie678/Firefly/Kaylee/Firefly_1x01_219.jpg)
Kaylee Frye: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.
Also, no "Our Mrs Reynolds?"
Monty: I shaved off my beard for you, devil woman!
(http://www.starsfond.ru/h/Hendricks_Christina/images/Hendricks_Christina_Firefly_002.jpg)
I am pleased to be corrected. :D
I'm going to that special hell...
Quote from: Last Hussar on 20 February 2014, 07:14:22 PM
Camo scheme
(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/234/c/9/kayla_girls_with_guns_series_by_badasstatguy-d6jbpde.jpg)
There must be something wrong with me - I'm more interested in the assault rifle.... :-\
Confirming there's something wrong with you kiwidave ;D
To paraphrase Kipling, Good totty is only totty, but a good assault rifle is a weapon.
Could this be a new thread?
(http://media.desura.com/images/members/1/61/60012/Item_TacticalRifle_Render.jpg)
(http://www.2dayblog.com/images/2008/january/hellokitty_ar15assault_2.jpg)
Yes, that's a Hello Kitty AR15
(http://www.2dayblog.com/images/2008/january/hellokitty_ar15assault_1.jpg)
Blimey! The World Cup in Brazil just got a little bit interesting!
http://www.givemesport.com/431755-miss-bum-bum-stars-show-off-football-skills?tg=/premier-league (http://www.givemesport.com/431755-miss-bum-bum-stars-show-off-football-skills?tg=/premier-league)
About the only way you could make the Football World Cup interesting!
Quote from: Steeleye on 26 February 2014, 08:58:25 AM
About the only way you could make the Football World Cup interesting!
Never a truer word... ;)
Oh, stop it - it's the beautiful game. Deal with it ;) :P ;D
Top 3 Steampunk Totty again, anyone?
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Y7GQClfL04k/Uw-79jDjKPI/AAAAAAAAfdQ/VofwXlg0O3g/w426-h613-no/14+-+1)
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/52a8388d4a3faf5ed67a4de45a5d0f38/tumblr_n15nitcbzi1sq42kwo1_500.jpg)
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/4006111033e764e4723230287b12709e/tumblr_n15o25XM3c1t5uv92o1_500.jpg)
All of them.
Do you do special 24hour delivery?
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 27 February 2014, 11:52:08 PM
All of them.
Do you do special 24hour delivery?
Oh yes. Quite frankly, though, I doubt whether any one of us would last 24 hours with these ;) ;D
Quote from: nikharwood on 27 February 2014, 11:54:06 PM
Quite frankly, though, I doubt whether any one of us would last 24 hours with these ;) ;D
I've got about 23 hours and 55 minutes worth of Pendraken jobs she can do, so I think I might be OK... :D
Steampunk? Certainly puts steam in my piston.
Quote from: Leon on 28 February 2014, 12:05:42 AM
I've got about 23 hours and 55 minutes worth of Pendraken jobs she can do, so I think I might be OK... :D
Would Adele be OK with it? Would you blame it on one of the Clones? :-\
@Last Hussar: :D ;D
@nikharwood: Well I am sure I would not mind die trying but not so sure my wife would support my career choice :P
Quote from: Last Hussar on 28 February 2014, 01:04:35 AM
Steampunk? Certainly puts steam in my piston.
I am getting to that stage where I cant get any steam up...just seem to drip luke warm water from slightly leaky boiler :P
You're all welcome to the three of them, as far as I'm concerned.
Top one looks bored or sulky, middle has way too much metalwork in her. Not sure what it is about the bottom one, eye-patch, the octopus on her head or the suspicion that a bust that pneumatic may be more silicon than flesh - besides I'm a "more than a handful is a waste" kinda guy by-and-large :)
Quote from: Fenton on 28 February 2014, 10:04:08 AM
I am getting to that stage where I cant get any steam up...just seem to drip luke warm water from slightly leaky boiler :P
No problem raising steam, just in finding the right engineer to work the release valve ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Ithoriel on 28 February 2014, 12:44:37 PM
middle has way too much metalwork in her.
I agree, she would be quite cute without all that metalwork
Quote from: Ithoriel on 28 February 2014, 12:44:37 PM
You're all welcome to the three of them, as far as I'm concerned.
Top one looks bored or sulky, middle has way too much metalwork in her. Not sure what it is about the bottom one, eye-patch, the octopus on her head or the suspicion that a bust that pneumatic may be more silicon than flesh - besides I'm a "more than a handful is a waste" kinda guy by-and-large :)
I find myself agreeing with you about something, sir. Most disturbing.
Quote from: FierceKitty on 28 February 2014, 02:08:30 PM
I find myself agreeing with you about something, sir. Most disturbing.
We may disagree somewhat on matters of language but I think we may be rather closer in our ideas on wargaming. Liked your comments in the "Stuff I don't like" thread, for example.
Super lovely Scottish girls ...
Hannah Miley
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/27/article-0-14327028000005DC-574_468x576.jpg)
Karen Gillan
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02026/PD47948255_For-Luc_2026091b.jpg)
Sandi Thom
(http://www.waterfrontbluesfest.com/~/media/WBF/Artists/Images/Large/2013/SandiThom02LGjpg.jpg)
Nicola Benedetti
(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/3/11/1236778407797/Nicola-Benedetti-001.jpg)
Quote from: FierceKitty on 28 February 2014, 02:08:30 PM
I find myself agreeing with you about something, sir. Most disturbing.
Quote from: Ithoriel on 28 February 2014, 02:16:04 PM
We may disagree somewhat on matters of language but I think we may be rather closer in our ideas on wargaming. Liked your comments in the "Stuff I don't like" thread, for example.
Gentlemen, please, there are limits even in this topic! ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Ithoriel on 28 February 2014, 12:44:37 PM
You're all welcome to the three of them, as far as I'm concerned.
Top one looks bored or sulky, middle has way too much metalwork in her. Not sure what it is about the bottom one, eye-patch, the octopus on her head or the suspicion that a bust that pneumatic may be more silicon than flesh - besides I'm a "more than a handful is a waste" kinda guy by-and-large :)
And you'd kick them all out bed? Hmm...not convinced :-\ ;) :d
That goes for the rest of you BTW - you know who you are. Weirdoes. :D
Enjoying 'Unknown' on TV at the moment, so...
Top 3 Diane Kruger Totty:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a3/Diane_Kruger_-_66th_Venice_International_Film_Festival,_2009_-_7.jpg)
(http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/bg/Diane+Kruger+Unknown+Premiere+_vIpeXqpyR8l.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRDMEi1-pdXL9gRClhADYO3TzJVOqaVKfIUYPXgfpFNqZ39N2tV2Q)
Okay, here's a challenge Nik...
Bluestone 42 Totty!
Quote from: mad lemmey on 28 February 2014, 11:55:13 PM
Okay, here's a challenge Nik...
Bluestone 42 Totty!
Too, too, easy...
Top 3 Kelly Adams Totty:(http://images.tvrage.com/people/40/119281.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQMzQqErUKhC16yMqjfeTZVl9MClouv0FdVRq8m3Qg6k8ysxIZ8)
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111010120814/thehustle/images/thumb/4/41/Kelly_Adams.jpg/500px-Kelly_Adams.jpg)
Quote from: nikharwood on 28 February 2014, 11:25:50 PM
And you'd kick them all out bed? Hmm...not convinced :-\ ;) :d
Wouldn't let them in it in the first place.
Sadly my real top totty are all women I know in real life, who are largely in thier forties and fifties. Sad bunny, I know.
What, no shots of 'Bird' Nik? ;)
Good choices mate. 8)
Bird
(http://www.gold.ac.uk/media/katie-lyons.jpg)
(http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/l/craft_awards_120508/katie_lyons_1861175.jpg)
NICE!
Will you lot PLEASE STOP POSTING whilst I'm trying to catch up......
IanS ;)
Quote from: Ithoriel on 01 March 2014, 01:03:54 AM
Wouldn't let them in it in the first place.
Sadly my real top totty are all women I know in real life, who are largely in thier forties and fifties. Sad bunny, I know.
Nevermind the age it is the skill that counts ;)
Quote from: nikharwood on 28 February 2014, 11:41:52 PM
(...)Top 3 Diane Kruger Totty:
Noooo !!
Now I can't take my eyes off my PC screen... :P
:x
Nobody's mentioned the northern barbarian archer lassie from Game of Thrones, I think. Why is that?
You mean the one who's only line was "You know nothing John Snow!"
(http://i.imgur.com/XgpLQIB.jpg)
Rose Leslie? Scottish.
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS-TvQo1cdAIKBVW54SMfMe-2G6agpY6I8RaIv8iiy0mxCZnoNa)
And a crrredit to the Celts she is too.
Red haired Scots :)
(http://winteriscoming.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/tumblr_lp9olbkyrl1qc01s8o1_500-278x300.jpg)
Do I qualify....
You do now! ;)
Thank you x
Sorry, that was cheesy! :-[
Lemmey, you're a gentleman.
Marie, you could win the heart of most of the forum members by describing the workings of a Martini-Henry. You would probably win the hearts of the remainder by listening knowledgeably to them rattling on about their own passions. You elevate yourself beyond the mere epithet of Top Totty into something rarely achieved or even aspired to by very few of your gender; you're a wargamer.
Now that, Lemmey, is cheesy.
Quote from: fsn on 01 March 2014, 04:17:21 PM
Rose Leslie? Scottish.
And talks like a Yorkshire lass in Game of Thrones, but has the most quintessentially British accent in real life!
Have you heard the Aberdonian accent?
Quote from: mad lemmey on 01 March 2014, 10:19:43 PM
Sorry, that was cheesy! :-[
Hope your missus doesn't read the forum... ;)
Quote from: Leon on 02 March 2014, 12:39:03 AM
And talks like a Yorkshire lass in Game of Thrones, but has the most quintessentially British accent in real life!
The Yorkshire accent is the most quintessential British accent....
It's irresistible, speaking as someone with a fossilised Edwardian BBC accent.
Quote from: Nosher on 02 March 2014, 08:14:05 AM
Hope your missus doesn't read the forum... ;)
So do I!
lol, thanks guys I appreciate that....and all comments....Martin Henry yes solid weapon for its time.More accurate than a Snider-Enfield.
So as to my accent, well its kinda midlands/london/african.....what a mix.....
I`m sure I have spoken to Pendraken on the phone,so maybe some one can vouch for me....
Found a new tip for keeping acrylics moist, slight drop of boiled water and stir rapidly with a cocktail stick then reload...form square, chocs away and all that blah blah....
at least three Forum members have just exploded...
Quote from: marie on 01 March 2014, 09:55:57 PM
Do I qualify....
Fantastic - totty that is happy calling herself totty. Perfect ;)
Quote from: marie on 01 March 2014, 09:55:57 PM
Do I qualify....
You will have to become the "Official Forum Pin Up". so can we have some more pics please. :) Respectable ones only of course.
If I ever come to Ghana your husband is going to throw me in a snake pit, or worse :-S :-S
Less chat, more totty gentlemen.
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 02 March 2014, 06:47:26 PM
Less chat, more totty gentlemen.
Ok. So I googled "totty gentlemen" and got some answers..
One is weird :-\
(http://pokerknave.com/files/2009/06/gemma-top-totty.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NTpaJKCs97w/Uj1KehxPSII/AAAAAAACb_Y/9J1wgKwE6co/s1600/Bonus+S21.jpg)
and ...
(https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/proxy/aHR0cDovL2Nkbi50aGV3ZWVrLmNvLnVrL3NpdGVzL3RoZXdlZWsvZmlsZXMvc3R5bGVzL3RoZXdlZWtfZ2FsbGVyeV9tYWluX2ltYWdlL3B1YmxpYy9pbmRpYS1hcm15LXN0dW50cy5qcGc%3D/image)
For that you should be banned for a month. LOL :D
Quote from: ronan on 02 March 2014, 06:56:34 PM
Ok. So I googled "totty gentlemen" and got some answers..
One is weird :-\
Which one?
(Oh, come on, you knew
someone was going to ask...)
Of course and everybody knows someone was gonna say something like I said.
We are all quite sporty here ;)
Is the intention that the m-bike stops suddenly and they have themselves a drone?
Teddy bears.
(http://pokerknave.com/files/2009/12/patchwork09.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TzLKvDt-dSY/UM1rDSpV7dI/AAAAAAAABlI/U3EOMWH7tWc/s1600/Emil-Atack-Sexy-Teddy-bear.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-one9B9A_a-I/UTCrcYGb9WI/AAAAAAAAMRk/hcspRAOcVbY/s1600/sad-girl-alone-with-teddy-sexy.jpg)
(http://i.ebayimg.com/t/B6554-postcard-Sexy-woman-with-stuffed-white-bear-/16/!BrdusMw!mk~$(KGrHqUH-CMEvF1Og1mtBLzy-lh)Iw~~_35.JPG)
Quote from: Wulf on 02 March 2014, 07:52:27 PM
Which one?
(Oh, come on, you knew someone was going to ask...)
I knew YOU were weird ! :D :P
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 02 March 2014, 07:45:34 PM
For that you should be banned for a month. LOL :D
Nooo ! I can't stay away oh this thread ! pleaaase !
;)
lol
Shouldn't these last two be in the painting competition? '20th Century foot' would be my guess...? (please gentlemen; no comments about an entry in the 'mounted' section!) :D
Cheers,
Rob
My kind of CPR....
Haven't had rescue breaths in BLS/ALS now for some time but would be happy for it to make a comeback if every shout was to one of these two fine young ladies....
Is that a rugby training video,lol :D
Certainly a contact sport... :-[
I found this useful guide to photo sharing.
1) There were no Centurions in that, so I doubt you are the real FSN.
2) Surely this should have been posted to the Napoleonic board?
Tonight's distraction: Top 3 Satelina Suicide Totty:
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/fe/4c/24/fe4c24a9e28ac632cb2083b1bf9bf896.jpg)
(http://files.parse.com/f7f7880e-87cf-464e-b687-169c51d78235/9ecc3d9d-c5fd-406d-89ee-7e9b5bfde72a-Image.jpg)
(http://media.mwcradio.com/podblogs/uploads/Satelina16.jpg)
Not too sure on how to interpret the term 'Suicidegirls' but I admire your taste in female beauty! :D
Cheers,
Rob
Quote from: Ace of Spades on 05 March 2014, 02:24:02 PM
Not too sure on how to interpret the term 'Suicidegirls' but I admire your taste in female beauty! :D
Well, to quote G4TV:
"If Facebook and Instagram are the digital public square, SuicideGirls is the lushly upholstered, decadent speakeasy hidden off a back alley in the wrong end of town...
not the kind of place that you get a friend request from your mom."
The SG site is most definitely NSFW though - follow them on G+ for the non-nekkidness...
Have some more, with my compliments:
Top 3 Moon Suicide Girl Totty:(http://i.imgur.com/l5yqpPdl.jpg)
(http://th03.deviantart.net/fs71/200H/i/2013/202/9/c/moon___suicidegirls_com_by_distortedsmile-d6efnuv.jpg)
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/04/af/c8/04afc8d2201999d1c87bf448fb217939.jpg)
Bonus find tonight...
Top 3 Robin Cosplay Totty:
(http://geekxgirls.com/images/robin5/robin_cosplay_03.jpg)
(http://geekxgirls.com/images/robin5/robin_cosplay_06.jpg)
(http://geekxgirls.com/images/robin5/robin_cosplay_07.jpg)
Cute, but why?
Oh! I'm so conflicted!
Quote from: nikharwood on 06 March 2014, 09:40:53 PM
Top 3 Moon Suicide Girl Totty:
(http://i.imgur.com/l5yqpPdl.jpg)
I may be in love... (Its the long socks...)
Quote from: mad lemmey on 06 March 2014, 10:27:19 PM
Cute, but why?
(http://www.blogging4jobs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/bigstock-stop-overthinking-advice-or-re-46406587-e1391570379252.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSZE4ByvuzqYoLwMqyXGw-kbk6wlMtqfsXweJsxzt4RrDI7lRAqpQ)
Quote from: nikharwood on 06 March 2014, 10:59:14 PM
(http://www.blogging4jobs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/bigstock-stop-overthinking-advice-or-re-46406587-e1391570379252.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSZE4ByvuzqYoLwMqyXGw-kbk6wlMtqfsXweJsxzt4RrDI7lRAqpQ)
:-[
But thinking (or should that be fantasizing...) is the best bit Nik ;)
And I concur ML. Its splediferous to see the return of the knee length wollen sock and a generous portion of thigh
Takes me back!
Problem is, I can't remember to when. :'(
Quote from: fsn on 07 March 2014, 08:12:47 AM
Takes me back!
Problem is, I can't remember to when. :'(
STOP TAKING THE PILLS (I can't believe I just said that)
IanS
Quote from: Last Hussar on 06 March 2014, 10:48:54 PM
I may be in love... (Its the long socks...)
I am sure that bottom of hers has nothing to do with it :D
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 07 March 2014, 09:34:42 AM
I am sure that bottom of hers has nothing to do with it :D
Does for me...and the socks...and the thighs...and the LOOK in her eye.
I am in lust :D
Just because Moon is such a honey...
More Top 3 Moon Suicide Girl Totty:
(http://i.imgur.com/CV9LcPOl.jpg)
(https://d22d7v2y1t140g.cloudfront.net/m_5238664_uX6os0yUZWXU.jpg)
(http://shkompare.porlaputa.com/chacalon/2013/8/517806/turbofolk/971944-10151697604284823-2075199142-n.jpeg?1377807040)
I spoil you lot, I really do... ;) ;D
You do. You really do.
Hang on I remember ... it was the '70's.
(http://www.topyaps.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/long-knee-socks.jpg)
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/e4/16/a1/e416a14e46d24eb227fe420022206624.jpg)
(http://www.samhaskinsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Gill-Black-stockings-Cover.jpg)
Quote from: nikharwood on 07 March 2014, 10:25:07 PM
Just because Moon is such a honey...
More Top 3 Moon Suicide Girl Totty:
(http://i.imgur.com/CV9LcPOl.jpg)
Utopia in curves.
I'm not sure i can cope...
Quote from: Luddite on 07 March 2014, 11:01:49 PM
Utopia in curves.
I'm not sure i can cope...
We're sure you couldn't ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Luddite on 07 March 2014, 11:01:49 PM
Utopia in curves.
I'm not sure i can cope...
I'd bust a gut trying though - just to be certain =P~
And as a bonus, not a redhead in sight ;)
Just a few....yes, the snake pit is ready,lol.....
Loveliest of French women ...
Catherine Deneuve
(http://www.vanityfair.com/style/2014/01/catherine-deneuve-kate-moss-photos.sw.4.ss01-moss-deneuve-mcqueen-saint-laurent.jpg)
... Laetitia Casta ...
(http://www.theplace2.ru/archive/laetitia_casta/img/duro2k4_vsfall98v3_casta_02.jpg)
... and the incomparable Bardot
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRyzSNZkHyuKnnqy6UOiB3U-enc1v2U_cmcrvuV6cGh5jLfKOLHkQ)
It's not got a 'picture address' (Don't worry it's safe)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8096360192/hFA384EE6/)
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8096360192/hFA384EE6/ (https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8096360192/hFA384EE6/)
EDIT: Pic embedded.
Many years ago, I started work for Strathclyde Regional Council in early December. Two weeks later at the Christmas party I was playing Twister with the girls from the data entry/typing pool...
It was a rotten job, but somebody had to do it... 8)
love the Twister pic.... 8)
Ah, Miss Deneuve. :):):):)
I am reminded of Susan Sarandon's reply, when a callow interviewer asked her how she'd felt about doing a nude love scene with Deneuve in The Hunger: "Honey, if you had a chance to kiss Catherine Deneuve, what would you do?"
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/id-hit-that-like-stormtrooper.jpg)
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/95/b0/7f/95b07f49a9ccb985427eb7618730d64f.jpg)
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/43/e2/40/43e24048dc67881de23d865932f8c592.jpg)
where is my lipstick..............
Rock `n` roll, and roll and roll.......... 8)
Best reason to watch Castle ...
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c3/37/b7/c337b72aa6c3dfe9c8f146c4a7883f58.jpg)
Here Marie, borrow mine
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSBb41UWrL5sW0F3KdJi3rN8bjhRRWRR0H1ExmbA7LYPP996Gfv)
You mean best 2 reasons :P
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 12 March 2014, 09:29:42 AM
You mean best 2 reasons :P
Absolutely ... eyes a man could drown in ... and die happy
Quote from: Ithoriel on 12 March 2014, 10:49:35 AM
Absolutely ... eyes a man could drown in ... and die happy
Oh wow...yeah...she's got eyes :o
OK, so i spent last weekend at the excellent Newcastle Comicon so time for some more cosplay.
(http://www.wallsave.com/wallpapers/1920x1080/cosplay/952919/cosplay-sexy-cosplayer-952919.jpg)
(http://geekslop.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/sexy-cosplay-pics2-8.jpg)
(http://www.thecomicbooknerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Sexy-Wonder-Woman-Cosplay-13.jpg)
(http://www.funchannel.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Star-Trek-sexy-cosplay.jpg)
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/misty-cosplay-sexy.jpg)
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs26/i/2008/101/9/3/DN_cosplay___Sexy_Misa_by_Shu_Maat.jpg)
(http://guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/cosplay-guycodeblog.jpeg)
(http://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/epic-supergirl-cosplay-hot-girl.jpg)
(http://i1.wp.com/nerdbastards.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/you_have_come_too_far_by_angelabermudez-d608b4d.jpg)
Top German totty
Diane Kruger
(http://www.frenchtoastsunday.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/936full-diane-kruger-1.jpg)
Claudia Schiffer
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSBLMJrFaeKj0B59nVE_wzF5vq9wBZI9SnYHtABKsFBuqJed6JlpA)
Heidi Klum
(http://acidcow.com/pics/20101004/hottest_german_women_57.jpg)
More meat please we are British........... 8) this one is cool.............
Be still my heart... :x 8-> =P~
Jennifer Lawrence.
(http://www.dailyhiit.com/hiit-blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/jennifer-lawrence-6.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcToCeEzKTrwTAJh00QmjpHd_lN4zsBg3ync08hG49yVVjbxGn2H)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RCMZ4ly34z8/UUZAPPVnxaI/AAAAAAAALSQ/uXrqf2gi98M/s1600/Jennifer-Lawrence-e1355349012587.jpg)
Just goes to prove the old saying
"Just because you can, doesn't mean you should."
Leon please move this up two posts for it to make sense.
Marie - please remember that the Totty thread is all about when in the dim and distant past we (the Overlords of the Totty Thead) were all 6' 4", had washboard shomachs, and long flowing locks.
Nowadays were all 5' 6", pot bellied, and lucky iffen we're not follically challenged (bald).
Posted in error.
:-[
(http://gaspull.geeksaresexytech.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/move.jpg)
I'm in love with Anne Hathaway. She could have my second best bed any time.
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01519/SNF01CAT1---_1519502a.jpg)
(http://wpc.556e.edgecastcdn.net/80556E/img.news/NEhAymFyN8fFkp_1_3.jpg)
(http://cdn7.staztic.com/app/a/2310/2310398/anne-hathaway-wallpapers-hd-4-1-s-307x512.jpg)
No posts since 19th March. Gentlemen, we are neglecting the ladies!
Lead the way then FSN! :)
If I must, I must.
Some equestrians.
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01408/horse_main_1408335a.jpg)
(http://blog.54ka.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/rider_018_by_54ka.jpg)
(http://news.co.cr/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/naked-horseback-riding-costa-rica.jpg)
(http://wonderhussy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/02-Nude-on-Horseback-130-BW_web.jpg)
Quote from: marie on 14 March 2014, 11:15:30 PM
More meat please we are British........... 8) this one is cool.............
Very nice. Not keen on stick insects
Quote from: fsn on 27 March 2014, 06:43:10 PM
If I must, I must.
Some equestrians.
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01408/horse_main_1408335a.jpg)
I wonder if I could help her with mounting ;)
Now we know why Techno likes horses
Sorry guys but that wench does nothing for me, this one however I find Babeilicious
http://s108.photobucket.com/user/GordonY/media/emilie-ullerup_zps351d4488.jpg.html
Ashley from Sanctuary, yum!!!
Top Italian Totty
Isabella Rosselini
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_C6jBmDhYIQ/TZwXvsvjEiI/AAAAAAAABqA/9KXeNOSeO54/s400/Isabella_Rossellini_2.jpg)
Carla Bruni
(http://img.poptower.com/pic-55352/carla-bruni.jpg?d=600)
and the magnificent Sophia Loren!
(http://assassinbug.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/sophia-loren-20127130100138.jpg)
Sexy Swedes
Agnetha from ABBA
(http://favimages.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/singer-agnetha-faltskog-perfomance-abba-photos-songs.jpg)
Ingrid Bergmann
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqlq8i9fx11qa5ucko1_500.jpg)
The Swedish Bikini team - not living up to their name
(http://swenglishrantings.com/swenglishrantings/Bilder/BikiniTeamPost/swedflagteam.jpg)
:D
:D
:D :D :D ;)
IanS
:) (Why aren't we all Field Marshals?)
Since the Agnetha pic doesn't seem to be coming through, let me add a few more ...
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0TiReTGqCaY/UDp4SZWD7fI/AAAAAAAABac/q1PENSz7Ljw/s1600/agnetha+2.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/Faltskog/Agnetha51.jpg)
(http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/4062/zsolong2al7.jpg)
What can I say? She was around when I hit puberty.
QuoteWhat can I say? She was around when I hit puberty.
Ah yes. Wendy James was on my adolescent wall.
(http://rokpool.com/files/artist/transvisionvamp3.JPG?0)
(http://www.golyr.de/artist_imgs/artists/21872/21872_image_14.jpg)
For me it was Lily Langtree when I hit puberty.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ee/Lillie_Langtry,_1875.gif)
Cheers ... Phil
Oh no! It's happened again! I've got FSN's profile!
Angry of Wales
;D you're in big trouble when he sees this
It's all right. I don't think he comes here very often - or if he does he's forgotten why.
Bless him.
Hey Phil
What about this?
(http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt334/SteveW_04/Kelly_shoes_DSC1841.jpg) (http://s625.photobucket.com/user/SteveW_04/media/Kelly_shoes_DSC1841.jpg.html)
Did anyone else hear a loud Thud?...Sounded like somebody falling off a computer chair
Grand-mama! Say it's not true!
Quote from: fsn on 07 April 2014, 12:23:07 PM
Grand-mama! Say it's not true!
For thruppence she will show you her knees, and for a sixpence you get to see her thighs!!
Just imagine what you get for a Guinea :d :d
The clap!
Is that the acoustic guitar tune that Steve Howe plays on the 'Yes Album' ? :D
Cheers - Phil
No, but Lloyd-George did!
Quote from: fsn on 06 April 2014, 04:32:14 PM
Oh no! It's happened again! I've got FSN's profile!Angry of Wales
You absolute
oik fsn.....I've only just spotted that ! =O =O =O =O =O
Teach me not to just jump in at the most recent post.
I'm watching you sonny.
Can't be bothered to type out the beginning of Pictures of Lily .........THAT I DO remember.
Cheers - Phil
;D ;D ;D ;D
Sorry Mr Techno, sir.
Quote from: Techno on 07 April 2014, 09:07:03 PM
Can't be bothered to type out the beginning of Pictures of Lily .........THAT I DO remember.
Pictures of Lily made my life so wonderful
Pictures of Lily helped me sleep at night
Pitcures of Lily solved my childhood problems
Pictures of Lily helped me feel alright
(http://ilarge.listal.com/image/1248574/936full-lily-cole.jpg)
Well, she's no Langtree, but she'll do. Aye, she'll do.
Zonker!!
Is that good? :-\
The ladies of Warehouse 13
Claudia
(http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee493/voicelessloud2/photo/100/allison-scagliotti_528_poster.jpg)
Myka
(http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt140/mcfun6688/Evil_Myka.jpg)
HG Wells
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRP1jbCYy37723heDhxyNsaL1fSs31XHphyFkn0aq1IFt1DHi93ig)
... and the late lamented Leena
(http://images.tvrage.com/people_galleries/13/36580/83240.jpg)
Quote from: fsn on 20 April 2014, 07:28:01 PM
HG Wells
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRP1jbCYy37723heDhxyNsaL1fSs31XHphyFkn0aq1IFt1DHi93ig)
He had a beard the last time I saw him.....
no input for 18 days!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o
what's going wrong has Adele pulled the plug!
Quote from: Matt of Munslow on 08 May 2014, 04:44:10 PM
what's going wrong has Adele pulled the plug!
Never!
She can empty my wallet of spare change. She can feed my Maltesers to the kids. She can even hide the Xbox controller. But she can never take our Totty!
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1545812_653049451404192_356108153_n.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/10288723_710665312309272_1954093649172922203_n.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10157309_708687532507050_3879843487631535640_n.jpg)
Ah good thought this place was going to the dogs.
My input - as she's on tele at the mo and very lovely
Katharina Schuttler
(http://content8.flixster.com/photo/13/97/53/13975330_ori.jpg)
(did look couldn't find any pics of her in her pants)
Quote from: Leon on 08 May 2014, 04:57:56 PM
(...)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1545812_653049451404192_356108153_n.jpg)
You're about sexy KNEES, now ? :o
( yes, my daughter was watching above my shoulder :-[
and said these are
knees ! )
'knees'...? Sure she didn't say 'these are nice' ? :D
Cheers,
Rob ;)
I used to have a cute Asian colleague called Ni. Perhaps something of hers was on display (an attractive idea, trust me).
Quote from: FierceKitty on 09 May 2014, 02:14:15 AM
I used to have a cute Asian colleague called Ni. Perhaps something of hers was on display (an attractive idea, trust me).
Could it be that she knows some Knights....?
Cheers,
Rob
How about Cate Blanchett?
When I saw her, as Galadriel, descend the staircase in Fellowship of the Ring I melted.
Even better, as Elizabeth!
Gotta love Elizabeth I, "I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman but I have the heart and stomach of a King!"
Nothing sexier, and men fought and died for her in droves!
Rob :P
Mmm, she's a yummy slice of creme bavarois all right, but I don't think either of those roles shews her to best advantage.
Quote from: smokie gunner on 10 May 2014, 02:20:00 AM
Gotta love Elizabeth I, "I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman but I have the heart and stomach of a King!"
Rob :P
I thought it was heart and stomach of concrete elephant :)
Care Blanchett? .... no.
Elizabeth I was a baldie with a face ravaged from lead cosmetics and incredibly bad teeth. Not very sexy at all.
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRmGylP3_BjYFwD_92hYZ-Coxle2GZdK0nstxUqo_j9kvMRfdug)
Quote from: Matt of Munslow on 08 May 2014, 05:00:57 PM
Ah good thought this place was going to the dogs.
My input - as she's on tele at the mo and very lovely
Katharina Schuttler
(http://content8.flixster.com/photo/13/97/53/13975330_ori.jpg)
(did look couldn't find any pics of her in her pants)
Sounds like she has good common sense as well
I think Matt just didn't look hard enough.
(http://sharenxs.com/thumbnails/mid/caba/eg/bb/bh/bj/tn-KatharinaSchuettler-js33858.jpg?1399708860)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRxBBVcEAJjAO4IM-VQ8OdUQiYNVEOwkZASuZYgzwwBtZKjFgXb)
Quote from: fsn on 10 May 2014, 08:51:53 AM
Care Blanchett? .... no.
Elizabeth I was a baldie with a face ravaged from lead cosmetics and incredibly bad teeth. Not very sexy at all.
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRmGylP3_BjYFwD_92hYZ-Coxle2GZdK0nstxUqo_j9kvMRfdug)
Yes, it is well known that Elizabeth I was quite haggard and ill in later life. However, in her youth she was very comely.
My money is still on Cate, though.
Rob :)
Seems our resident sculptor has a following ...
(http://borntobestore.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/174-less-drama-more-techno-562x843.jpg)
(http://borntobestore.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/184-never-too-old-for-techno-562x843.jpg)
(http://images.brandretailers.com/flymode/assets/products/107183/large/i-love-you-but-i-ve-chosen-techno-women-s-tank-black.jpg)
=O =O =O =O =O =O =O
You OIK, fsn !!!
Cheers - Phil
Nice find FSN!
I've ordered one of each (t-shirt that is)
I never realised what a following he had ... and I bet he hopes Mrs Techno never finds out :P ;D ;D
(http://www.purpleleaves.de/sites/default/files/shop/82/tee-techno-round-neck-cotton-t-shirt.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10320553_658467484202637_4163224867600751768_n.jpg)
We felines have our fanciers too.
But for reasons unknown you need to click the link. Don't ask me why.
Techno has kept his groupies well hidden from view until now :D. There's more going on in rural Wales than first meets the eye... ;)
Looks like Techno has a commune now
Why so you need 50 straws, they'll never all fit in a schooner!
Must be a British Bank holiday, bloke with a beard and a long line of animals just asked me how big a cubit is...
Think you're in the wrong thread, Will. ;)
Think I am... Sounds like a challenge for Harwood though!
Quote from: Hertsblue on 24 May 2014, 11:11:49 AM
Think you're in the wrong thread, Will. ;)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Been there.....Done that !
Anyway...Time to clean the dust from the black book.....And you've all been SO good recently.
"Never too old for Techno" ?........What about from my perspective, dear ?.........Sigh !
Cheers - Phil
Phil given your years any woman less 100 would look ok to you....
I'm leaving....
IanS
Quote from: ronan on 08 May 2014, 07:01:27 PM
You're about sexy KNEES, now ? :o
( yes, my daughter was watching above my shoulder :-[
and said these are knees ! )
you know I believe your daughter is correct :o
Quote from: Maenoferren on 24 May 2014, 05:45:32 PM
you know I believe your daughter is correct :o
;D
men see what they'd like to see
..and girls see the truth ?
;)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3539223808/hD924DEA0/)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3625223680/h7CFB4F6C/)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3456681216/h64179255/)
I just love pics of nice pert female behinds - Thanks LH
That woman is looking at a Trabant! The Kombi 601... lovely! Leipzig number plate and in glacier blue... I used to have a P601s KW in papyrus white. By the magic glasses of Erich Honecker, I loved that car.
What is interesting is the colour scheme options included 2 colours used by Hitler fascist Germany in WW2. They were renamed reed green and Bali yellow by the internationally recognised Democratic Republic. If you ever feel that you want to paint your car like a Nazi invasion vehicle, you can still get these authentic sprays from trabant dealers no problem. Its like army spray can spray army painter in a can, or whatever its called. But real.
Please note the reed green is actually yellow and the Bali yellow is actually green. If you are wanting to paint your car like a panther in ambush pattern cammo. This makes me look a bit like a geek doesn't it?
Why are there no seat-belts in a Trabi?
So people won't think it's a back-pack.
Quote from: Alan on 30 May 2014, 12:21:36 AM
That woman is looking at a Trabant! The Kombi 601... lovely! Leipzig number plate and in glacier blue... I used to have a P601s KW in papyrus white. By the magic glasses of Erich Honecker, I loved that car.
What is interesting is the colour scheme options included 2 colours used by Hitler fascist Germany in WW2. They were renamed reed green and Bali yellow by the internationally recognised Democratic Republic. If you ever feel that you want to paint your car like a Nazi invasion vehicle, you can still get these authentic sprays from trabant dealers no problem. Its like army spray can spray army painter in a can, or whatever its called. But real.
Please note the reed green is actually yellow and the Bali yellow is actually green. If you are wanting to paint your car like a panther in ambush pattern cammo. This makes me look a bit like a geek doesn't it?
No , What makes you look like a Geek is the fact that you noticed all the stuff about the Trabant and did not comment on the female bottoms
Quote from: FierceKitty on 30 May 2014, 12:59:46 AM
Why are there no seat-belts in a Trabi?
So people won't think it's a back-pack.
;D ;D
That's an interesting, if rather crude double-post log fence there.
Nah, we don't buy that one. ;)
Quote from: FierceKitty on 30 May 2014, 12:59:46 AM
Why are there no seat-belts in a Trabi?
So people won't think it's a back-pack.
hey hey... That's the love of my life you are talking about. Well that and Stevie Evans (he does what he wants)... They really are great cars. Unsafe, polluting, made of duraplast, but great.
It's time for my 3 cents guys, from 3 to 1...
3. Arianny Celeste
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/31/3e7ajy3y.jpg)
2. Candice Swanepoel
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/31/5e3y3ede.jpg)
1. Miranda Kerr
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/31/basy4uqe.jpg)
You're welcome! :o
okay from the land that brought you the Trabant... This is what American terror rockets were saving us from...
http://www.miliwoman.com/Germany/National.volksarmee.East.German/national_volksarmee_east_german_000002.jpg.html
Isn't that a young Jennifer Saunders? :-\
Quote from: fsn on 30 May 2014, 08:15:44 PM
Isn't that a young Jennifer Saunders? :-\
yep she spent her formative years refining her technique with the cake criminal dawn French at the Otto Winzer officer school. It was their removal to the west that started the decline...
http://www.pendraken.co.uk/PLW13-p6687/ (http://www.pendraken.co.uk/PLW13-p6687/) Painted
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3711659776/h0FC15796/)
That's some fine sculpting!
And lo;
It was on the 123rd page that;
They did strayeth from the righteous path of Totty;
Into the sullied hinterlands on porn.
;)
Quote from: Luddite on 31 May 2014, 10:07:52 PM
And lo;
It was on the 123rd page that;
They did strayeth from the righteous path of Totty;
Into the sullied hinterlands on porn.
;)
I think we're a page or three beyond that! however lets go for totty rather than soft porn with this
(http://www.hdwallpapers.in/walls/gemma_arterton-wide.jpg)
or Kensi Blye from NCIS:LA
(http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9000000/25th-Annual-AIDS-Walk-Los-Angeles-daniela-ruah-9024770-800-1089.jpg)
Quote from: Luddite on 31 May 2014, 10:07:52 PM
And lo;
It was on the 123rd page that;
They did strayeth from the righteous path of Totty;
Into the sullied hinterlands on porn.
;)
She has a bra and knickers on. My wife wears bra an knickers and tells me they aren't sexy.
Must say, I've never found underwear sexy.
Pic of Daniela Ruah (Kensi Blye from NCIS:LA) doesn't seem to be showing up in previous post, let me give it another go:
... and of course the moment I did that it showed up ... doh!
Girl in a man's shirt.
(http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2011/10/16/1226167/798512-bar-rafeali-twitter.jpg)
(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/beautiful-girl-white-men-shirt-12798821.jpg)
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Cloud_2_8086.jpg)
Daniela Ruah in a man's shirt ... lucky man
(http://cbsdetroit.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/120612-daniela-ruah-3.jpg?w=372)
Quote from: FierceKitty on 01 June 2014, 01:39:11 AM
Must say, I've never found underwear sexy.
Well, not yours.
I'm a nudist and thus seldom wear any.
Pics or it did not ...
err.... NO !
;)
The terror weapon caught me looking at this thread again. Quote "that is not about about toy little men".
So in order to restore in pendraken harmony:
1) my wife is better than all of these.
2) see point 1.
1) Photos or there's no proof!
2) See 1
:P
Quote from: ronan on 01 June 2014, 04:37:06 PM
Pics or it did not ...
err.... NO ! ;)
DEFINITELY...... NO !!Cheers - Phil.
No! Non! Nein! Neit! :o :o :o :o
Quote from: fsn on 01 June 2014, 08:51:10 PM
1) Photos or there's no proof!
2) See 1
:P
oooh that's a wargamers wives thread!
OK ... If we're thinking about female football fans ...
(http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx301/bigcat_06/Happy%20Time/football5.jpg)
(http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx301/bigcat_06/Happy%20Time/football1.jpg)
(http://oranje-wk2014.nl/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/portugal.jpg)
Hoping to have the cash to go to the US and see my younger son. Was, among other things, looking at the possibility of going to an American-style wargames or comic convention and decided it might be time for a few more cosplay pics :)
(http://cosplayers.acparadise.com/10784/10784-11024f45dc63df50e8c62d2cb9675f17.jpg)
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/e8/29/34/e82934db5d4ee75f4a6fbfe339755634.jpg)
(http://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/adrianne-curry-at-2013-comic-con-in-san-diego_1.jpg)
Can't have cosplay without the Queen of the genre: Jessica Nigri...
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/06/12/5ehu2aru.jpg)(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/06/12/y5eteja7.jpg)
Yep, just googled her, rather fetching youg lass.
that first one... she is covered in dog ID tags and gravy browning... I quite like it though.
Nah that 1st one is a great reason for the phrase "Just because you can doesnt mean you should!"
Leon- you missed this one from the 'This month's releases' page
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3567251712/h665E349F/)
If you ever want a range of those making, Leon..Gimme a shout ! ;)
Cheers - Phil
How much have I got left in the sculpting fund Phil? ;)
Do you want me to forget about converting one of the Pict spearmen to the standard bearer ? ;)
Cheers - Phil
Hmmm... No!
There we have it, proof middle age has hit :D
Phil make certain all his figures have pipe, slippers and the daily mail......
ians
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
;) ;D
How about a female standard bearer, baring... Erm... Her standards!
Like these?
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/14/article-2580954-1C4970D300000578-615_634x940.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRhA32TZKCll9l0VIcWUoSoZ7OxFVRNdqMs-PxW5zMW8I-vV_rFCw)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hFjAtRCpmnE/UGr3ymGImcI/AAAAAAAABjE/dooCG30U8bg/s1600/model.JPG)
I think they still got pretty high standards... higher than mine at least... :D
Cheers,
Rob
Mmmmm, I love Asian women. :)
That's not a woman that's a blow up doll.
Couldn't agree more FK...
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/_PYpYC4f_ins/TDFcpQy9KSI/AAAAAAAAqGM/bnMwLDdZPfA/beautiful%20asian%20girls.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQZsr2-2zlpE5WmMp88AydRe_rPi9oJ7iX9vJ80UFlBFqSXGcIXQg)
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/db/53/1e/db531e9062bcb49c2a77d701c88c5c78.jpg)
(http://vietmatches.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/field/image/Beautiful%20Vietnamese%20girl.jpg)
(http://beautyfemale.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/beautiful-asian-woman-9.jpg)
You should see the 25-year-old Taiwanese visitor sitting opposite me at the breakfast table right now. You'd stop needling me about Mexican armies and start sending me jealous letter-bombs right away.
(smug and lecherous smile)
Lucky man!
Alas, she's now on the 'bus to Cambodia. But should be stopping by again on her way home in a week. (growls carnivorously)
All girls are lovely but I must confess I regret letting my Indian girlfriend get away. I love Indian girls.
(http://f1.pepst.com/c/5365CE/584706/ssc3/home/054/i.miss.you.4/albums/indian_girl_back_open_sexy_pix.jpg_480_480_0_64000_0_1_0.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wlxMbZ_JLQA/T_p8YCb4wQI/AAAAAAAAAaI/UA2iprZpSIo/s1600/Beautiful%252C+sexy%252C+hot+girls%252C+woman%252C+actress+wallpapers+.jpg45645.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSSg-LuP-NqAi2dSc_kmnwReiJDRQ2ca2Znk_V2X31FIsk_GF74)
I see your point.
One of the bonuses to watching the Indian Premier League cricket is the way the cameramen zoom in on all the pretty girls. =P~ =P~ =P~
Quote from: Hertsblue on 25 June 2014, 10:05:36 AM
One of the bonuses to watching the Indian Premier League cricket is the way the cameramen zoom in on all the pretty girls. =P~ =P~ =P~
MCP (lost me club members tie ;D)
IanS
Quote from: Hertsblue on 25 June 2014, 10:05:36 AM
One of the bonuses to watching the Indian Premier League cricket is the way the cameramen zoom in on all the pretty girls. =P~ =P~ =P~
Especially Priety Zinta...
The BBC and ITV have been zooming in on
girls for the last fortnight every night at 5, 8 and 11pm. Careful! Some of them bite :o
Welcome back Nosher !!
Cheers - Phil.
Quote from: Techno on 25 June 2014, 05:15:53 PM
Welcome back Nosher !!
Cheers - Phil.
Cheers Buddy ;)
Nosher! Good to see you. :D
Quote from: Nosher on 25 June 2014, 03:30:04 PM
Especially Priety Zinta...
The BBC and ITV have been zooming in on girls for the last fortnight every night at 5, 8 and 11pm. Careful! Some of them bite :o
Suarez, THE best player in The Beautiful Game takes it to a new level, by pulling out that rarest, and most treasured, of kissball moves; the Love Bite.
Lovely to see in the modern game, and a lesson for all the kids out there.
But the egg-chasers have sharper teeth, it appears. :o :o :o
Biting
South African prop Johan Le Roux bit New Zealand hooker Sean Fitzpatrick's ear during a scrum during a test in 1994, receiving an 18 month ban.[9] After the disciplinary hearing he stated that "For an 18-month suspension, I feel I probably should have torn it off". Kevin Yates, an English international, was cited for foul play in 1998 by London Scottish after a player suffered a serious injury to his left ear[14] and subsequently received a six month ban.[15] In 2008 an English club player was banned for eighty weeks following a biting incident that left a player with "a partial amputation of the right index finger".[16] A Welsh club rugby player was jailed for a year in 2008 for biting an opponents earlobe off.[17] After a scuffle during a 2009 rugby match in the Cape Town suburb of Brackenfell, a player had to have his fingertip reattached after an alleged biting incident.[18]
[extracted from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_play_in_rugby_union (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_play_in_rugby_union)]
So much for macho!
Gentlemen!
These last posts have a distinct lack of tottiness.
I redress the balance.
Yum!
My word, pix on these pages not pruriently covering up with endless textiles. Careful, all, it'll be about women rather than about male fantasies one of these days!
Quote from: FierceKitty on 26 June 2014, 09:28:04 AM
My word, pix on these pages not pruriently covering up with endless textiles. Careful, all, it'll be about women rather than about male fantasies one of these days!
Not while it consists of pictures like these. The line we should not cross is behind us once more IMHO. These pictures are about male fantasies not about the women if ever pictures were.
I apologise if those last caused some offence, but at least we're not talking about bloomin' football.
(http://chivethebrigade.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/football-girls-500-9.jpg)
(http://media.boreme.com/post_media/2005/football-girls-1.jpg)
(http://www.fanzorate.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/beautiful_football_girls_25.jpg)
Better?
I hope I haven't given the impression of objecting to fantastic undraped females. I don't.
Quote from: Hertsblue on 26 June 2014, 08:13:41 AM
But the egg-chasers have sharper teeth, it appears. :o :o :o
Biting
South African prop Johan Le Roux bit New Zealand hooker Sean Fitzpatrick's ear during a scrum during a test in 1994, receiving an 18 month ban.[9] After the disciplinary hearing he stated that "For an 18-month suspension, I feel I probably should have torn it off". Kevin Yates, an English international, was cited for foul play in 1998 by London Scottish after a player suffered a serious injury to his left ear[14] and subsequently received a six month ban.[15] In 2008 an English club player was banned for eighty weeks following a biting incident that left a player with "a partial amputation of the right index finger".[16] A Welsh club rugby player was jailed for a year in 2008 for biting an opponents earlobe off.[17] After a scuffle during a 2009 rugby match in the Cape Town suburb of Brackenfell, a player had to have his fingertip reattached after an alleged biting incident.[18]
And there was that
awfully nice Mr Tyson.....who took a chunk out of his opponent's (Evander Holyfield ?) lughole a few years back.
Cheers - Phil.
Ahem! Topic!
(http://s1.hubimg.com/u/4436436_f520.jpg)
(http://www.heykiki.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Women-needs-to-emphasize-more-on-the-strength-training-in-boxing.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRxH3pnkkXsOIZoRzCxeXtVKOkQNpIBt--AN9EYNDv-_W0aP6GL)
FSN - OBJECTING TO A HIJACK :o :o :o :-\
IanS
There are some things that need to be taken seriously.
For the cyclists in Yorkshire ...
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a38/gruntius/image/cycling.jpg)
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7f/c9/3d/7fc93d95fe79839e4d5849bae5a4faee.jpg)
(http://blog.bike-park-slovenia.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/girls-on-bikes-cycling.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQpQUHZuCx0BoMLWO-W2YBp8chw6yfSPmRuvIXx0907Y-mhDYKC)
How come all the keen cyclists I know are either MAMILs or "trick cyclists" rather than ones looking like this?
3rd picture down doesn't seem to have the right idea at all.
Can somebody have "the talk" with FSN.
These girls seem equally clueless. :-\
(http://cyclingboom.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/photography/2oy6C.jpg?itok=t48XCruc)
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jT-Me-eJftE/0.jpg)
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/b1/5c/88/b15c88aef6a07078f5c475337766a239.jpg)
Are these Hoplite poses ?
I ask purely for information. :P
Cheers - Phil.
No, they are hop along poses when the Mrs catches you on here!
I dunno, I think I can see her aspis.
No 'Neighbourhood bike' jokes?
Great seat on number three.
Quote from: mad lemmey on 10 July 2014, 06:36:22 PM
No, they are hop along poses when the Mrs catches you on here!
Cheek ! (Or should that be cheeks ?)
I
never look at this thread ! ;) :P
Cheers - Someone who pretends to be me. (That'd be fsn) :D
Phil - PROVE IT.......that sounds like - "It weren't me sir, I didna do nuthink"
IanS
;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil (Oooh....No.....Not me....It was some other boys who did it....and then they ran away.)
Quote from: ianrs54 on 11 July 2014, 11:42:13 AM
Phil - PROVE IT.......that sounds like - "It weren't me sir, I didna do nuthink"
IanS
Quote from: Techno on 11 July 2014, 12:22:52 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil (Oooh....No.....Not me....It was some other boys who did it....and then they ran away.)
Under the Common Purpose ot Joint Enterprise law you are all guilty by association ;D
Just thinking about this - If my mate has an affair and I know about it I am gulty by association. So if i am guilty anyway .... I might as well have some fun :d :d
Bl**dy hell, I never see cyclists like that on my ride to work :(.
From the Glasgow Games
Rebecca Bee, Scotland
(http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.3374879.1397349508!/image/1731626117.jpg_gen/derivatives/articleImgDeriv_628px/1731626117.jpg)
Genevieve Lacaze, Australia
(http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2012/07/26/1226435/053603-genevieve-lacaze.jpg)
Gemma Nicol, Scotland
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQY7nUKGiWX0lnWDJRoZpdj3JAJ2W7VEDHTXGLLrtDUHq_5ijKHmQ)
Guns & Girls ... apparently it's a thing :)
MGSV sniper character "Quiet"
IN-GAME
(http://www.hybridgames.co.uk/metalgearsolid/mgs5/news/facial-capture-sessions-for-quiet-shown/mgsv-quiet-3d-model-1.jpg)
COSPLAY
(http://th07.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2013/256/3/9/quiet___metal_gear_solid_5_by_ixiserenityixi-d6m4hp4.jpg)
COSPLAY
(http://d3u67r7pp2lrq5.cloudfront.net/product_photos/4486639/2_original.jpg)
I love a girl with a pair of 44's
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/47/5b/ef/475bef8bfd9cb0ab2a59a9cb43e57825.jpg)
Gentlemen - I am very pleased to see that you have been taking wonderful care of this thread in my absence; I am slightly disconcerted that the text count on these posts seems to have increased, but will try to show you the true path int he next few days ;) :)
Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!
He has returned and will show us the Way!
He's not the Messiah......He's a very naughty boy !
Cheers - Mandy :-*
Quote from: Techno on 30 July 2014, 08:22:21 AM
He's not the Messiah......He's a very naughty boy !
Cheers - Mandy :-*
Yes. Yes I am. And when I'm not accessing the internet from work, I'll show you just how naughty I am. In a tasteful and discerning way, natch ;)
Quote from: nikharwood on 31 July 2014, 05:01:22 PM
I'll show you just how naughty I am. In a tasteful and discerning way, natch ;)
Why - dat no fun......
IanS
Quote from: ianrs54 on 01 August 2014, 08:22:38 AM
Why - dat no fun......
IanS
Well, "tasteful and discerning" can be *very* subjective ;)
Top 3 #gingerthursday Totty (from yesterday :))
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-_zotKV5Etac/U9posDKvq6I/AAAAAAAA0Ys/RAjvZ3h10nI/w346-h599/Marliese%2BLeitner%2Bfff.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-qOhDI1RKslE/U9qAHwvHAKI/AAAAAAAA0f4/2RuYx2OX-io/w346-h554/Sophia%2BMononoke%2BLily%2Bn.jpg)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-8l4ALkqYpLI/U9Ddf8OINCI/AAAAAAABvOU/AZLRjkCdo_s/w500-h640-no/gt-24.07.14-01.jpg)
And, just to keep up with my own favourites, Top 3 Sara Fabel Totty:
(http://idata.over-blog.com/2/55/85/77/f/18052012/04082012/27092012/11122012/21012013/14022013/sara-fabel--14.jpg)
(http://goodmornink.com/uploads/picture-of-the-day/2013/03/sara_fabel_ornamental_wings_sleeve_chest_neck_tattoos-660.jpg)
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/78/f4/05/78f4053975a133d4470d4c468adae4ff.jpg)
Welcome back.
Heeeeeeeee'ss back!
Quote from: nikharwood on 01 August 2014, 05:24:13 PM
And, just to keep up with my own favourites, Top 3 Sara Fabel Totty:(...)
You know.. you painted too much on these...
;)
Quote from: mad lemmey on 01 August 2014, 07:19:55 PM
Heeeeeeeee'ss back!
Yep and Redheads too - my favourite ( sorry Nosher)
Quote from: ronan on 01 August 2014, 10:58:13 PM
You know.. you painted too much on these...
;)
Yes too much paint, Can I volunteer to help her wash it off. :d
Dark Eyed Beauties ...
Lexa Doig
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHiGVBiQjOPqazTrQy9x2ER4J5effU_6s4ay8GXtqz_onNa4Xx)
Anne Hathaway
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcThOtBLFHBOG4R4n37P54CjT8SrY3G_KWtdbivX7QVoZughdJdz)
Morena Baccarin
(http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/108343.gif)
Natalie Portman
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTcDc-SpFPGvD0npvf6HkZIIwlMMnYcXmAJdEhPJcmXy9W6KyvKfQ)
Jessica Alba
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQMp2PEX_GM0NbdzYzKmMVQlNcq8JsOV4onbmEtQ8w_tvKZQ5haIQ)
Mila Kunis
(http://celebsnetworth.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mila-kunis-net-worth1.jpg)
she says "so... Nik is back and we don't get pics ? "
(http://pokerknave.com/files/2014/02/Karen2.jpg)
:o :o :o
" Come on !"
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-N_dKXI6jNMo/UbRO9_f94HI/AAAAAAAAM8k/aoTOhIHk31E/s640/BTJ+9.jpg)
;)
Hathaway is a bit over-ripe for my taste. A feature she shares with Uma Thurman and (despite her glorious voice) Angelina Jolie.
You know you're getting old when you have to Google the names of the latest pinups. :'(
Well that's a productive way to spend the afternoon.
Quote from: Hertsblue on 16 August 2014, 10:12:45 AM
You know you're getting old when you have to Google the names of the latest pinups. :'(
We know you're getting old when you use the word '
pinups'...
Quote from: Wulf on 16 August 2014, 06:37:55 PM
We know you're getting old when you use the word 'pinups'...
OUCH! that was a bit low - BUT YOUR RIGHT !! ;D
Mmm...Morena Baccarin... :x
Actually my preference was for Jewel Staite. I like a girl who likes to get mucky.
Any excuse to post pics of Jewel Staite
(http://i.imgur.com/hUm5frA.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/bOJZ2uY.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/tmHQy7Q.jpg)
Mmm...Jewel Staite. She's not as lovely as Kaywinnet Lee ('KayLee') Frye though.
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/a9/61/bb/a961bbdb417bb76041b3e4e47edb98e9.jpg)
(http://www.geekgirlpenpals.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/kaylee-frye.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSA7gySu7IvSAGRzMNu0O5M692YfqeTa3fpm3J__vzfMSGLj5fG)
(https://images-onepick-opensocial.googleusercontent.com/gadgets/proxy?container=onepick&gadget=a&rewriteMime=image%2F*&url=http%3A%2F%2Fi1053.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fs462%2Ffemalefortitude%2FFirefly-Serenity%2Ffirefly-shindig-kaylee-strawberry-2_zps9820c073.jpg)
Girl wears a dress like that you know she ain't afraid of anything...
:D
She's lovely, lovely, lovely.
"Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries."
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LLlqRkMGZeI/UBFGa6OYTvI/AAAAAAAAAZw/ZgFlqBdHohw/s1600/Firefly-Women.jpg)
Kaylee: Everyone's got somebody. Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause you're pretty.
I'll be in my bunk.
I can't follow that!
Best darned SF TV series in years, and they had to go and cancel it!
Forget ye not, Gina Torres.
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQCjs-i14ilWBukv4wpaokSljPiTjlkoLUq4MUCKq7Gz6vkAnnB)
(http://abagond.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/gina05.jpg)
Apparently it was to do with a change of management at the top of Twentieth Century Fox TV. The new management didn't want anything hanging around that had been rated under the old management. Case of my d***'s bigger than your d*** ruining it for everyone else. At least we all got a decent big budget film out of it, which explained the Reevers, thanks to a big two fingers from MGM.
They didn't even try - Fox showed it out of order and moving its slot from the beginning- it never got the chance to be popular.
Kaylee Frye: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.
Can't stop the signal!
Target the Reavers... Target the Reavers! Target everyone! ..... Somebody, FIRE!
Still my favourite moment in "Serenity"
River's Dance...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2H2xW9Ayug
Hope the link works.
Presumably choreographed by Michael Flatley?
Some time back we had some rather nice young ladies form a farm calendar on here, could anyone point me to those posts. (It's part of reserecting the great laptop disater).
IanS
Quote from: ianrs54 on 25 August 2014, 12:39:00 PM
Some time back we had some rather nice young ladies form a farm calendar on here, could anyone point me to those posts. (It's part of reserecting the great laptop disater).
IanS
Yeah right ;)
Quote from: Fenton on 25 August 2014, 12:50:22 PM
Yeah right ;)
Probably reserecting something else... ;)
(borrowed from another forum - this was used to explain the cornflower blue colour that most believe Nap' Bavarians should be painted as)
(http://static.ow.ly/photos/normal/6jZx4.jpg)
Sorry, she's in what colour now?
I know :x far more interesting to study the methods used in the "highlights and shading techniques" going on between the ends of her braids ;)
Tonight, having watched Resident Evil: Retribution again, I think it should be...
Top 3 Sienna Guillory RE:R Jill Valentine Totty:
(http://thejillvalentinevirus.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/jill-valentine-battlesuit.jpg)
(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/LhLJCJYFfEU/maxresdefault.jpg)
(http://us.cdn200.fansshare.com/photo/siennaguillory/sienna-guillory-jill-valentine-resident-evil-venganza-wide-resident-evil-retribution-892175854.jpg)
Quote from: gingerbhoy on 26 August 2014, 03:44:09 PM
I know :x far more interesting to study the methods used in the "highlights and shading techniques" going on between the ends of her braids ;)
Never heard them called braids before.......Oh.....THOSE braids. ;)
Cheers - Phil
Let's get cultural ... think of a country that you've no idea what it's women look like and then type it into Google.
Tajikistan
(http://s2.hubimg.com/u/8659443_f260.jpg)
Vita Tsybulska, The 1st Runner-Up of Miss Asia 2010.
Vita Tsybulsk was eligible to represent Tajikistan in Miss Asia 2010 in China and has taken second place.
Vita Tsybulska was asked if she was disappointed? She said: "No disappointment, personally feel I can get Miss Asia, and I lost due to not knowing Chinese.
China's news agency Xinhua reports the final was held in Hefei, east China's Anhui Province, on December 5, 2010. The Miss Asia 2010 winner is Wang Xin from China, Vita Tsybulska is the 1st Runner-up and Liu Xiaozhi (also China) is the 2nd Runner-up. Xinhua notes the final was held in Mainland China for the first time
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FR8-wo6BsWs/TQGcS0rc-dI/AAAAAAAAAA0/9O747FNBA9w/s600/155908_179038565445884_174862202530187_680417_1144653_n.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FR8-wo6BsWs/TQG9FZp8KVI/AAAAAAAAABo/NktIEleRVBw/s600/704_202966_685646.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FR8-wo6BsWs/TQG9GK8cwUI/AAAAAAAAABs/obMQM84vYDg/s600/17029_44242_259072.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FR8-wo6BsWs/TQG9G3-__nI/AAAAAAAAABw/ilEHYCVLdr4/s600/76913_174862362530171_174862202530187_648960_1849973_n.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FR8-wo6BsWs/TQG9KmV8hBI/AAAAAAAAAB8/YKu0SUqGExM/s600/12915920194088200781.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FR8-wo6BsWs/TQG9MJpt7-I/AAAAAAAAACA/DlxBx2G4su8/s600/Img276956125.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FR8-wo6BsWs/TQG9NEhLIwI/AAAAAAAAACE/AUEFuQM3QTY/s600/U5204P28T3D3133033F358DT20101102080619.jpg)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Asia_Pageant (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Asia_Pageant)
(note that Canada also enters?!)
Tajikistan again
(http://s2.hubimg.com/u/8659443_f260.jpg)
Tajikistan pop singer Manija Davlatova
Manizha Davlatova is a Tajik pop singer and one of Tajikistan's and Central Asia's best known, also known in Iran and Afghanistan and other neighbouring countries. Persian pop music. Manizha sings in Tajiki, a dialect of Modern Persian native to her country. She performs in concerts regularly in her native Tajikistan as well as other neighboring countries.
Since her concert in Mazar-e-Sharif and Kabul, she has gained celebrity in Afghanistan in addition to building on her already established renown in Central Asian countries. A recent poll conducted in Kabul named Manija (among Persian speakers) and Nazia Iqbal (among Pashtospeakers) as the most popular female singers in that country.
As of 2004, she has two albums, both recorded live in Mazar-e-Sharif. Her concert in Kabul drew thousands of enthusiastic fans. Reportedly in both of these concerts, the stage was filled with flower bouquets.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FR8-wo6BsWs/TQry17GCbNI/AAAAAAAAAG0/db0ZOJ33Nec/s640/d0bcd0b0d0bdd0b8d0b6d0b0-d0b4d0b0d0b2d0bbd0b0d182d0bed0b2d0b0_1.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FR8-wo6BsWs/TQry7cvdRpI/AAAAAAAAAG8/eEd2mQoaIUA/s640/d0bcd0b0d0bdd0b8d0b6d0b0-d0b4d0b0d0b2d0bbd0b0d182d0bed0b2d0b0-3.jpg)
The mono-brow must be a big turn on in Tajik society(?). Even if it's painted on with cosmetics.
With brows like that she'd go down a storm in Liverpool.
Quote from: Dour Puritan on 27 August 2014, 03:01:30 PM
With brows like that she'd go down a storm in Liverpool.
Ey! Ey! Ey! Dey don't do dat dere do dey!
More facial hair than me....
Just look at that rac ... quet!
(http://i.imgur.com/Bh8JeTq.jpg)
Tuvalu
(http://www.mapsofworld.com/images/world-countries-flags/tuvalu-flag.gif)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/Dancer,_Tuvalu_stage,_2011_Pasifika_festival.jpg)
(http://www.lizasreef.com/HOPE%20FOR%20THE%20OCEANS/Images%20HFTO/Tuvalu%20woman.jpg)
Top 3 Captain America cosplay Totty:
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b6/e6/04/b6e604ed7c56965cc71d293d69d1f3c5.jpg)
(http://www.funchannel.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/captain-american-girl-cosplay2.jpg)
(http://deadmanstales.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/pinup-captain-america-1.jpg)
looks like immac hasn't made it to Tuvalu :-&
Hey! Not my game! How about Bolivia?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/de/Flag_of_Bolivia_%28state%29.svg/220px-Flag_of_Bolivia_%28state%29.svg.png)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5CThQUGMPlg/Td0Xn5NfuOI/AAAAAAAAAMw/j8vmxdIAdlQ/s1600/bolivan-babe.jpg)
(http://images.catholic.org/ins_news/2014020529bolivia.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-XCf9-CymPt8/ToIl3CORC6I/AAAAAAAALpA/aEtU1m88ouY/s1600/bolivia2.png)
I think this lady is American, but I can neither confirm nor deny that due to a lack of sufficient evidence...
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/f84f6ec637c4dc0046b8ab5113c7979c/tumblr_n1091keGXO1rpvsh3o1_250.gif)
Gentlemen,
I believe that last post counts as official sanction.
With a nice bum like that - I don't care where she comes from :d
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 08 September 2014, 07:52:49 AM
With a nice bum like that - I don't care where she comes from :d
Just so long as she visits you ?(obvious c word censored)
ianS :o
Oh I say!
I believe the lady is Remy LaCroix
from Wikipedia:
"Before entering the adult industry, LaCroix was a specialty dancer whose performances included fire dancing, aerial silks and hula-hooping at Burning Man, as well as several music festivals.[3] She also has a bachelor's degree in biology."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remy_LaCroix (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remy_LaCroix)
Republic of Abkhazia - not recognised by the U.N., however, as a sovereign state. Claimed in whole by Georgia as the Autonomous Republic of Abkhazia.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4jezM9u_2jw/UZ5_bBhXgqI/AAAAAAAAsNY/MN40JV663hM/s1600/abkhazia_map_2.jpg)
(http://travel-pictures.1-my.com/travel-pictures/pics-Abkhazia-vacations-fotos-tourism-hh_p283.jpg)
(http://s15.postimg.org/tz4pspvrv/2190214_170299.jpg)
:x :x :x
Dear Santa I've been a good boy this year please can I have one of those for Christmas?
:) :) :)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
No - cause I don't exist
IanS
Is Abkhazia's chief export plumbing related?
It's the dark hair and blue eyes combo, gets me every time.
Quote from: Dour Puritan on 09 September 2014, 04:47:12 PM
Is Abkhazia's chief export plumbing related?
=D>
I had to go looking for a female plumber picture to compliment that one ...
... and found a company called "Stopcocks"
(https://lh4.ggpht.com/p5pYi48p5KBwTkxeuM2bkbP4jM0xn1HcQcY-2AY6_41GgCKWxU9QxrX0OMOHCOhIPushjw=s1000)
the caption that goes with the above picture is "Your Stopcocks Woman Plumber in Clapham".
Gentlemen, who's first to offer comment ... ;)
If she's competent and decently priced she can do my pipes any day. This is actually not an euphemism, I'm just fed up of over priced under helpful plumbers...
(http://img.pandawhale.com/post-18221-Lucy-Pinder-plumbing-gif-Zjvf.gif)
Stop smiling and get on with it love, eh?
(http://www.imagesource.com/Doc/IS0/Media/TR16/d/6/6/c/IS633-032.jpg)
Aye...now you're getting it...
(http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/29934542/3/stock-photo-29934542-rear-view-of-female-plumber.jpg)
fsn, from the way she's dealing with that pipe I'm not sure she's a qualified plumber.
Though I'm sure she has other outstanding qualities.
Typical FSN rubbish. Why is she twisting the push-fit part, when the compression joint is past the trap?
I wonder why I bother with this thread. >:(
Reasons to keep viewing this thread ...
... would we all of been familiar with this lady otherwise? :-bd
"Alina Văcariu is a Romanian actress and model."
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4018/4692071656_fe0bffa2e1.jpg)
Have you hacked my wife's iCloud?
Quote from: Last Hussar on 10 September 2014, 07:07:30 PM
Have you hacked my wife's iCloud?
Really. You lucky devil.
Ai o soție foarte frumoasă.
;)
I'm sure I used to teach her and she married a footballer. Didn't have that name at the time and spoke perfect scouse.
Quote from: Dour Puritan on 10 September 2014, 10:13:16 PM
I'm sure I used to teach her and she married a footballer. Didn't have that name at the time and spoke perfect scouse.
"Perfect scouse" is a contradiction in terms!
?
Saw this over on a fellows post on Facebook, really cool to look at ~ didn't know where to put it, so I've selected the pic's of women and shoehorned it in here
"The 4th Annual Iranian Festival of Nomads was held in Isfahan over the last few days, featuring sports and cultural competitions from the approximately 1.5 million people of the country's nomadic tribal communities.
The festival was held in the village of Chadegan, near Isfahan in central Iran."
(https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10609503_683659845036985_7934739919122750132_n.jpg?oh=04818a9d0a0f35c13d05a3a1a2c01480&oe=548C272F)
(https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10007456_683659908370312_1078126229973658274_n.jpg?oh=3777c6b96656898940ae5137d6672586&oe=54CDEF7B)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10670056_683660235036946_4003584798197186606_n.jpg?oh=742f2ecc277d21adc1caa70cd80874f3&oe=548C4061&__gda__=1419274173_17e732b6022f057aa1266b3ab747c7fc)
(https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10646742_683660231703613_4069866189369709102_n.jpg?oh=9e181e1b20662ea154e2dc638414d56b&oe=54A1A871)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10660165_683660238370279_7165476382808605073_n.jpg?oh=b5ef4e8f857038e65a546e2304a785aa&oe=5495AF65&__gda__=1422861533_c60d43cc4ed3aced6e47585831b70a33)
Dennis the Menace......Eat your heart out ! ;)
Cheers - Phil
Firing the pump action would keep the young lady uninterested for quite a while.
IanS
Quote from: ianrs54 on 11 September 2014, 12:51:34 PM
Firing the pump action would keep the young lady uninterested for quite a while.
IanS
Well its a semi-auto, so besides the kick the slide would make a nice mess of her thumb.
given where her hands are, she'll need someone to help her to squeeze the trigger.
while she's got her hands full ... well, no. maybe not. she's got a shotgun, and probably a brother, father, male cousin, so I won't try and squeeze anything else first ;)
It's worth remembering that central Asian nomad women have a long and serious tradition of being very capable of looking after themselves. Doesn't Duncan Head remark that one Turkoman tribe fielded 30, 000 women warriors in addition to the men?
Quote from: FierceKitty on 12 September 2014, 02:10:49 PM
It's worth remembering that central Asian nomad women have a long and serious tradition of being very capable of looking after themselves. Doesn't Duncan Head remark that one Turkoman tribe fielded 30, 000 women warriors in addition to the men?
I think your right. The girls with the catapults look like they could hit a Gnats gonads at 50 feet. They probably have a very shrp dagger hidden in thier robes and would emasculate you before you could introduce your best freind properly :'(
The one with the rifle (an SKS?) look very capable. The younger one with the interesting grasp of the shot gun... less so. Not sure about the sling shots.
The girl with the shotgun looks as if she's just sighting down the barrel, at least I hope she is...and its an self loading (automatic) shotgun not a pump as someone suggested earlier.
The girl on the horse is using an air rifle! Look very carefully and you can see the cocking arm under the barrel its not an SKS carbine.
Slingshots...put together with steel ball-bearings it was a favourite weapon of Republican rioters back in the 1970's.
Yours,
Mr Pedantic.
Sorry, reading back I see someone has all ready mentioned about the shotgun being an automatic.
The photo of the four girls with the slingshots, drawing the elastic back to the ear. This gave me an idea for a missile weapon for use by Amazons instead of a bow. For a start the shooter won't get her boobs caught up in the bowstring and so one. Plus those Fantasy Amazons need redesigning...all the swords women are left handed, no one has shields and the lest said about the spearwomen and archer the better! Also why are they all wearing Maywests?
Because they ran out of Mayeasts? ;)
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 12 September 2014, 02:18:45 PM
I think your right. The girls with the catapults look like they could hit a Gnats gonads at 50 feet. They probably have a very shrp dagger hidden in thier robes and would emasculate you before you could introduce your best freind properly :'(
Look on the bright side. I could imagine two or three of those lassies taking turns to hold me down while the others had their lewd will of me (well, an old man can dream...).
How's this for a girl and a catapult?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcx16KQF3mE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcx16KQF3mE)
Ouch!
Blimey. :o
Poor lass. :(
Just proves you should never let women or Phil lose with high tech equipment.
IanS
;D ;D take about gratuitous slow mo' reply ;D
"What do I do now?"
"You have to finish."
"What! I can't even see straight."
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/29/article-0-0338139B000005DC-283_468x653.jpg)
Lily Allen ~ (Keith Allen's daughter)
Something to cheer up an otherwise dull and dreary Monday morning:
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc94/madlemmey/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpsbee22ef0.jpg) (http://s214.photobucket.com/user/madlemmey/media/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpsbee22ef0.jpg.html)
Huzzah! Sir! Huzzah! And for a third time Huzzah!
There is nothing so pleasurable as the delightful Miss Coran (I shall always think of her that way) and the assault course for the brain that is "Only Connect".
"There were those of you who though that using Greek letters for the questions was a bit elitist, so for this series we'll be using Egyptian hieroglyphs." Stirling stuff to get the blood moving.
Were I to quibble with her inclusion here it would only be that Miss Coran transcends the mere epithet of "top totty" which should be reserved for ordinary mortal woman, and should inaugurate a new thread of "goddesses that walk among us".
Just don't play strip poker with her.
Don't know about her brain (although I read her articles in GQ magazine) ...
But it looks like she's got a cracking set of norks! She should get first-class honours for that alone :D
Mee-oow
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3vCIjQkMqvM/TOXKipW1PDI/AAAAAAAAB-w/iqyDPGSibxs/s400/victoria_coren_cleavage.jpg)
Jennifer Decker - best thing about "Flyboys".
(http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsD/116002-27184-0.jpg)
(http://ro-mashka.ru/photo_j/Jennifer-Decker-20-7.jpg)
(http://www.magweb.com/picts/nm0213847.jpg)
Just watched a film called "The Big Hit" which completely passed me (and, I suspect a lot of the rest of the world) by when it came out in 1998. It starred Mark Wahlberg, Lou Diamond Phillips, Christina Applegate, Avery Brooks (Sisco of Star Trek Deep Space 9) Elliott Gould and an actress who has also passed me by, China Chow.
She made a good impression on me, so gentlemen, may I present China Chow ...
(http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_The_Big_Hit/fhd998TBH_China_Chow_027.jpg)
(http://marketplaceadvisor.channeladvisor.com/hi/69/68545/chinachowimage200.jpg)
(http://images.fashionmodeldirectory.com/model/000000179506-china_chow-fit.jpg)
Reasons to go see "Fury" ... besides the tanks
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjAwNTc4NTEwNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMTMzMzEyMjE@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg)
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BODAyNDM3OTQ5Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNzgyNjIwMDE@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg)
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNTc3NjYxODY3M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwODc1MjM4MTE@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg)
Not seeing anything....
IanS
Links are deffo there.
The links worked when I cut and pasted them into a browser to check them before I posted the message.
The 3 pictures show when you start a reply.
But sure enough I see nothing in my post when looking at the thread - weird!
Quote from: ianrs54 on 29 September 2014, 08:21:08 AM
Not seeing anything....
IanS
I knew someone would eventually go blind looking at the top totty thread
Sorry no - not even when I cleaned my glasses
IanS :(
Didn't show for me, either on reply or quote or normal, reloaded the window and they do...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugenia_Kuzmina (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugenia_Kuzmina)
Her piccy on wiki is rather good as well!
Tried to post the links without the img tags and when I checked them I got a "Referral Denied" error so site is blocking the pics by the look at it :(
Quote from: Ithoriel on 29 September 2014, 12:21:51 AM
Reasons to go see "Fury" ... besides the tanks
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjAwNTc4NTEwNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMTMzMzEyMjE@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg)
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BODAyNDM3OTQ5Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNzgyNjIwMDE@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg)
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNTc3NjYxODY3M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwODc1MjM4MTE@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg)
they are there
Not seeing anything - no matter what I do.
Pic on wiki is very nice, just wish I could see these
Same here. Wiki works...that's it.
Quote from: Ithoriel on 29 September 2014, 12:21:51 AM
Reasons to go see "Fury" ... besides the tanks
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjAwNTc4NTEwNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMTMzMzEyMjE@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg)
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BODAyNDM3OTQ5Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNzgyNjIwMDE@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg)
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNTc3NjYxODY3M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwODc1MjM4MTE@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg)
Looks like someone has managed to censor the Totty Thread !! :'( :'( :'( :'(
Who is the culprit !!!!!!
I see the wiki picture, no problem. :-\ Eugenia Kuzmina, and very nice too. :-bd
I can't see anything either.
Lets try some alternatives then :)
Eugenia Kuzmina
(http://diffusionph.cccommunication.biz/jpgok/RepGR/989/98986_27.jpg)
(http://lisacocuzza.itsaglamthing.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/enya-blog-2.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/12/10/article-2521150-19FF01B500000578-479_636x802.jpg)
Looks like she could do with a good feed.
Very nice looking young lady, I definitely wouldn't kick her out of bed for ...
Yes and there are some more "interesting" photos if you look round the web. :)
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 30 September 2014, 07:14:16 AM
Yes and there are some more "interesting" photos if you look round the web. :)
You know, I'd never thought of that. ;) ;)
Watched "Carry on Nurse", yesterday and rekindled my love of Shirley Eaton.
(http://us.cdn291.fansshare.com/images/shirleyeaton/still-of-shirley-eaton-in-goldfinger-large-picture-young-926088597.jpg)
(http://us.cdn281.fansshare.com/photos/shirleyeaton/shirley-eaton-carry-on-nurse-young-1552686322.jpg)
(http://us.cdn291.fansshare.com/pictures/shirleyeaton/full-shirley-eaton-135949806.jpg)
Pia Lamberg as discussed in the thread about Military Bands
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjYzOTc0OTQyN15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTc2ODg1OQ@@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg)
(http://pialamberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/pia_lamberg_red_001.jpg)
There's an awful lot of very attractive people in Vikings.
DEFINITELY NSFW!
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=694421137320010&fref=nf
One for music lovers and Nik :)
Ah, what a lovely movement! ;)
:D ;D :D
If Jenna Coleman is leaving Dr Who, I think we should salute her in the traditional manner.
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/04/16/article-2605860-1D239EBD00000578-427_634x952.jpg)
(http://projectshanks.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/50-jenna-louise-coleman.jpeg)
(http://img.poptower.com/pic-85883/jenna-coleman.jpg?d=600)
There's a 'Larger on the inside' joke waiting somewhere...
Oh no! I can't believe you said that! :o
New to the forum are you?
=O =O =O =O =O
Cheers - Phil.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 08 November 2014, 10:32:44 PM
There's a 'Larger on the inside' joke waiting somewhere...
:D :D
OHH!!!! there are so many coments I want to make but I am afreaid I might get banned.
Double dare
Double Dog Dare!
For Lemmey
(http://bloody-disgusting.com/photosizer/upload/kylie071510.jpg)
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/27/26/8c/27268c16048fb49140a7b7d40b165a31.jpg)
(http://www.fidelou.com/wallpaper/img/kylieminogue/kylie_minogue_2.jpg)
Humenahhumenah humenahhumenah humenahhumenah
I'll be in my bunk...
Oh, God! I can't know that!
You should be so lucky !
Merry Christmas chaps!
(http://www.finewallpaperes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Christmas-Girls-Hot-Wallpapers.jpg)
(http://p1.pichost.me/i/19/1421519.jpg)
(http://www.sneakersalebest.com/proimg/big/A0/B21/FashionableCostumesForHolidaysAndCelebrationsLongSleeveChristmasBeltAsPictureAdultCostumeOnLineLS54548-0.jpg)
Glad to see you have your advent calender sorted out for this year
The middle one could almost go in the "Most disliked figure pose" thread ;) ;D
Quote from: paulr on 10 December 2014, 09:15:00 AM
The middle one could almost go in the "Most disliked figure pose" thread ;) ;D
I don't know. I think I could find something very interesting to do with the young lady in that pose :d, and if there was a long line of ladies in that pose ........
OOOerrr missus!
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 10 December 2014, 09:26:56 AM
I don't know. I think I could find something very interesting to do with the young lady in that pose :d, and if there was a long line of ladies in that pose ........
Do you think superglue will hold the wings on or would you need greenstuff as well?
The wings will need pinning to help support then when the action takes place ;) ;)
Quote from: skywalker on 10 December 2014, 12:29:44 PM
The wings will need pinning to help support then when the action takes place ;) ;)
nailing might be better !!! ;D
Celebrating Jenna Coleman's remaining with Dr Who.
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/b6e303f47c6739850cf5a4132bc2d188/tumblr_n6q92ibhSe1qfb5cjo2_r1_500.png)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/483f818915487f7e4cb19599dead9f5f/tumblr_n6q92ibhSe1qfb5cjo1_r1_500.png)
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT2PRrt1I5571zcQSOuw94ryCyPjb9WPAjRFRzp4boaFY9kyp6Z)
Tha mad starey eyes look. That should keep the creeps at bay.
A little late for "Hark The Herald Angels Sing"?
(http://channels.netscape.com/gallery/i/c/casta/lg2.jpg)
Never too late.
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/modernbeautyp1.gif?w=275&h=157)
It's like a parable on marriage.
Strangely, I found this whilst searching for information on ramrods.
Doing Harwood's job again!
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xjAys0xciDU/UukzHdRLZhI/AAAAAAAAAEA/BPE6E0HBRs4/s1600/M4-Sherman-pin_up_30.jpg)
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1d/c2/4c/1dc24c6f544fa42056b868acf37c8c80.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/YrKq5DJ.jpg)
That can't be right, neither I those are Centurions!
Don't want Centurions cluttered up with half-naked women. Wouldn't be right!
That reminds me of the complaints in the bike mags. " I like half naked ladies as much as the next bloke by please don't drape them over the bikes, it obscures the view" :D
Quite right FSN - they should be completely naked!
Quote from: fsn on 28 January 2015, 07:12:48 PM
Doing Harwood's job again!
Thank you kindly - given that I'm accessing the forum from work, probably best (even though I'm the boss & would have to discipline myself for inappropriateness...) :)
Further to the discussion about Basques and Finno-Ugrics I give you
(http://www.caressa.co.uk/user/products/large/00001173.JPG)(http://www.suzannecharles.co.uk/user/products/large/Silhouette%20Paysanne%20Basque.jpg)(http://www.thehighstreetoutlet.co.uk/ekmps/shops/highstreet2/images/panache-venus-ivory-lace-underwired-basque-with-suspenders-3417-%5B3%5D-20229-p.jpg)
I see no Finno-Ugrics there, but some well modelled Basques. :D :D
Quote from: Leman on 29 January 2015, 08:30:41 AM
Quite right FSN - they should be completely naked!
Start a rival thread. :)
(http://www.tunc.biz/Top_Totty_4_Gemma_Atkinson.jpg)
(http://cdn.footballtransfertavern.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/samcooke.jpg)
(http://static.ow.ly/photos/normal/QnD3.jpg)
The girl with the light-sabre looks vaguely familiar. Are you sure you haven't posted that pic before?
Its from the "Employee of the Month" noticeboard at Pendraken Towers.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 31 January 2015, 11:28:08 AM
Its from the "Employee of the Month" noticeboard at Pendraken Towers.
If it is I want a job there as H&S inspector. that cable is hanging precariously and could get trapped in machinery. It needs readjusting..... and I'm the man for the job!
Speaking of which, I found this photo of Szymon.
(http://www.destination-munich.com/image-files/dirndl-at-oktoberfest.jpg)
Is this one of your imaginary images of us FSN!
Still living down the Cher image!
For me Pendrakenland is a happy place. :)
What is the guy at the back doing? ;)
Oh come on Lemmy! and why is the girl with the light sabre wearing Y-fronts?
When supermodels wear y-fronts...
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_ovmmfOjtlM/UVE5SNu62wI/AAAAAAAABBw/_0M0HIK2Xag/s640/000ALE.jpg)
alessandra ambrosio
another one, that's for rent apparently...
(http://cdn.trendhunterstatic.com/thumbs/jeremy-scott-spring-2011.jpeg)
though she might need a good feed first!
That's just wrong ... hang on ...
(http://www.stunnish.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/girls-in-thongs-16.jpg)
(http://www.stunnish.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/girls-in-thongs-30.jpg)
(http://www.stunnish.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/girls-in-thongs-37.jpg)
That's better.
Adidas skirt girl; oh dear Lord. I'm going for a lie down. :x
Quote from: Hertsblue on 31 January 2015, 10:49:44 AM
The girl with the light-sabre looks vaguely familiar. Are you sure you haven't posted that pic before?
Guilty, m'lud...
This been featured yet?
(http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-300/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/2/3/1328268980078/Top-Totty-being-sold-in-S-001.jpg)
Apologies if it has. Here's something to make up for it, if so...
(http://www.tractortotty.com/imgs/gallery/24046/24046_17577062145190f30aaff63.jpg)
http://www.tractortotty.com/2013-totty (http://www.tractortotty.com/2013-totty)
Quote from: fsn on 31 January 2015, 11:54:14 AM
Speaking of which, I found this photo of Szymon.
(http://www.destination-munich.com/image-files/dirndl-at-oktoberfest.jpg)
Yeah, that is me..............so ? :P
Don't much care for tractor girl's Scouse brows.
Well, the rules for posting on here meant she couldn't show her brazilian :P
could've been worse...
(http://thumbs.motherlessmedia.com/thumbs/6984D0D-zoom.jpg)
:D
Quote from: Szymon on 02 February 2015, 07:34:01 PM
Yeah, that is me..............so ? :P
Stop smoking! It's no good for you.
HEEEEEEELLLLLP!!!
Back to the subject :)
(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs24/f/2007/318/8/c/Tank_Girl_by_Red_Draken.jpg)
The Sunshine Girls ride a Centurion Tank - Eastbourne. No idea who The Sunshine Girls are but I thought fsn might appreciate the glimpse of centurion :)
(http://www.solarnavigator.net/history/military_vehicles/military_images/susnhine_girls_tank_centurion_tank_eastbourne_seafront.jpg)
(http://images.fotocommunity.de/bilder/erwachsene/erwachsene-hier-kein-akt/tank-girl-46225abb-1b68-4bcc-b28f-61ec2b7e7f77.jpg)
(http://militaryhumor.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/military-humor-funny-joke-Tank-Camouflage-girls.jpg)
(http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4140/4934980796_cd7537e3a6_z.jpg)
Sadly enough, I try to identify the tank first. :(
... and Sticky? On a white tank?
Quote from: fsn on 02 February 2015, 08:16:46 PM
... and Sticky? On a white tank?
.... what's pink and white and sticky and often an unsuccessful prophylactic? UN peacekeeping vehicle apparently :)
First time I looked at that, I thought it said 'STINKY'.
Cheers - Phil
Old age again Phil.....
I'd see an optician - assume they have things that hi tech in your part of the world.
IanS
I do like a bit of goth.
Rare, medium or well done ?
IanS
Just to prove that they do come in all shapes and sizes, and that gentleman appreciate them in all there forms ... here's an armoured vehicle without a big gun up front :)
(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/beauty-armored-car-18207629.jpg)
(http://www.destination-munich.com/image-files/dirndl-at-oktoberfest.jpg)
Quote from: Szymon on 02 February 2015, 07:34:01 PM
Yeah, that is me..............so ? :P
Stop staring at her ar$3
;) ;D
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 03 February 2015, 10:29:14 AM
Just to prove that they do come in all shapes and sizes, and that gentleman appreciate them in all there forms ... here's an armoured vehicle without a big gun up front :)
(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/beauty-armored-car-18207629.jpg)
Like the way the dress matches the tyres.
Quote from: nikharwood on 03 February 2015, 04:21:56 PM
Stop staring at her ar$3
... there's a better view from the front?
Quote from: nikharwood on 03 February 2015, 04:21:56 PM
(http://www.destination-munich.com/image-files/dirndl-at-oktoberfest.jpg)
Stop staring at her ar$3
;) ;D
Um no - that's Szymon in his "weekend clothes"...
Quote from: Leman on 02 February 2015, 07:35:47 PM
Don't much care for tractor girl's Scouse brows.
I am getting a little worried about you Leman, You were lookig at her eyebrows??
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 06 February 2015, 10:25:57 AM
I am getting a little worried about you Leman, You were lookig at her eyebrows??
She has eyebrows? :o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lomWbeNAlSM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lomWbeNAlSM)
:o
Quote from: fsn on 08 February 2015, 08:48:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lomWbeNAlSM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lomWbeNAlSM)
:o
What the hell is that about? :o
so that's how Jackson Pollock did it
fit, certainly fit...
She gets my vote. Very enterprising.
Quite a wasteful medium.
Not a great fan.
I thought that was a hoop, not a fan.
(http://dl.ziza.es/upload//image/082013/14/Katie_Sunshine/Katie_Sunshine%20(25).jpg)
"Wish my wife was this mucky!" ;)
(not that I'm married)
May be she needs somr help to clean herself ? :-\
( sorry ..... )
:D
Quote from: ronan on 09 February 2015, 06:21:32 PM
May be she needs somr help to clean herself ? :-\
( sorry ..... )
:D
Personally i prefer en dirty..
Thought about posting this in the Warband [rules] section... ;)
QuoteWill the Amazons have a special rule to cover their [I should say the actual model's] physical attributes in the game?
(http://img.youtube.com/vi/Qlq-ywDA38E/0.jpg)
Not my cup of tea that one. Much prefer hula girl.
I couldn't find a picture of female that accurately represented the Pendraken Amazon models, at least none that weren't naked
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 11 February 2015, 12:04:17 PM
I couldn't find a picture of female that accurately represented the Pendraken Amazon models, at least none that weren't naked
Or would fit on
one computer screen! :D
:o
Near enough to the Pendraken Amazon's proportions ... but we'd have to call her a Samurai on the grounds of her birth
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/39/43/9f/39439f56d0eaf0bdb13e84c8459ed8cf.jpg)
JAV model Hitomi Tanaka
Looks more like a mutant relative of Eccentrica Gallumbits.....The triple breasted ***** of Eroticon Six. ;)
Cheers - Phil
Cripes! Are you sure she's not CGI?
Quote from: Techno on 11 February 2015, 04:13:06 PM
Looks more like a mutant relative of Eccentrica Gallumbits.....The triple breasted ***** of Eroticon Six. ;)
Cheers - Phil
That would explain the FSN / Westmarcher conundrum then; he must be Zaphod ;)
Quote from: Leman on 11 February 2015, 04:27:22 PM
Cripes! Are you sure she's not CGI?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitomi_Tanaka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitomi_Tanaka)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/30/Hitomi_Tanaka_AVN_Expo_2015.jpg/640px-Hitomi_Tanaka_AVN_Expo_2015.jpg)
Hitomi Tanaka, simply known as Hitomi, at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas on January 22, 2015
Nearest I can post on here of her 'unsupported'
(http://www.pornduty.com/tour/content/contentthumbs/29181.jpg)
She doesn't float my boat ... Heck! With them things she'd probably sink it ;D
What about
(http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt334/SteveW_04/Mobile%20Uploads/content-6-305-screen%20shot%202013-05-31%20at%2013.19.51.png) (http://s625.photobucket.com/user/SteveW_04/media/Mobile%20Uploads/content-6-305-screen%20shot%202013-05-31%20at%2013.19.51.png.html)
Quote from: Fenton on 11 February 2015, 05:07:18 PM
What about
(http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt334/SteveW_04/Mobile%20Uploads/content-6-305-screen%20shot%202013-05-31%20at%2013.19.51.png) (http://s625.photobucket.com/user/SteveW_04/media/Mobile%20Uploads/content-6-305-screen%20shot%202013-05-31%20at%2013.19.51.png.html)
Phwoar...
Quote from: Fenton on 11 February 2015, 05:07:18 PM
What about
(http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt334/SteveW_04/Mobile%20Uploads/content-6-305-screen%20shot%202013-05-31%20at%2013.19.51.png) (http://s625.photobucket.com/user/SteveW_04/media/Mobile%20Uploads/content-6-305-screen%20shot%202013-05-31%20at%2013.19.51.png.html)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wT_dsoa_R8s/TVLFzORc5NI/AAAAAAAAAk8/qT_Mb8kvRmQ/s1600/orc+cheer.jpg)
remarkable resemblance :D
[not my miniature/picture - found off google]
Ah, some of Techno's finest sculpting :D
Quote from: getagrip on 11 February 2015, 07:05:07 PM
Ah, some of Techno's finest sculpting :D
Truly?
If so I wasn't aware and t'was purely coincidence :)
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 11 February 2015, 04:51:19 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitomi_Tanaka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitomi_Tanaka)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/30/Hitomi_Tanaka_AVN_Expo_2015.jpg/640px-Hitomi_Tanaka_AVN_Expo_2015.jpg)
Hitomi Tanaka, simply known as Hitomi, at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas on January 22, 2015
Really, what was she doing there? :-\
Quote from: getagrip on 11 February 2015, 07:05:07 PM
Ah, some of Techno's finest sculpting :D
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 11 February 2015, 07:08:07 PM
Truly?
If so I wasn't aware and t'was purely coincidence :)
Nah !.......He's pulling your leg, Roy.
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Subedai on 11 February 2015, 08:37:12 PM
Really, what was she doing there? :-\
She's a hardcore porn actress in Japan. Adult Video News is a US porn some't or other, she must of been keeping up the Japanese-US relations.
[we won't go into how I know all the above :-[ ]
Quote from: Techno on 12 February 2015, 07:15:50 AM
Nah !.......He's pulling your leg, Roy.
Cheers - Phil
:)
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 12 February 2015, 08:29:32 AM
She's a hardcore porn actress in Japan. Adult Video News is a US porn some't or other, she must of been keeping up the Japanese-US relations.
[we won't go into how I know all the above :-[ ]
:)
From Wiki, linked above. No other reason you'd know...
She doesn't float my boat, except as a "can't look away like a car crash" sort of thing. Shame is, underneath the extras she's really pretty :(
Here you go a Welsh Take on Fifty Shades
50 shades of Sheep
https://www.facebook.com/Pippicraft
Quote from: mart678 on 13 February 2015, 05:56:02 PM
Here you go a Welsh Take on Fifty Shades
50 shades of Sheep
https://www.facebook.com/Pippicraft
Much of this stuff going on in Wales Phil? :D
Phil does own sheep but as he knows where I live I will take the 5th ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: mart678 on 13 February 2015, 06:02:11 PM
Phil does own sheep but as he knows where I live.......
Yes, I do, don't I ? ;) ;D You wait until the next time I speak to Mrs Mart. !
(Don't think I've still got the pic of the sheep with a rocket launcher.)
Cheers - Phil
(http://shenkitup.com/wp-content/uploads/shrapnel-sheep-launcher-3000.jpg)
Thank you, Nobby.
That's the one !!
Cheers - Phil.
Quote from: fsn on 13 February 2015, 07:27:49 PM
(http://shenkitup.com/wp-content/uploads/shrapnel-sheep-launcher-3000.jpg)
Sad the lengths sheep have to go to to protect their honour in Wales >:(
Remember, if a sheep says no, she means no :(
Two guys on the farm discuss the best way to s**g a sheep.
[First guy] "This is how you do it. You grab the sheep, shove the back legs down the front of your wellies, drape the front legs over your shoulders and get to it."
[Second guy] "No. That's not the way. You grab the sheep, drape the front legs over the dry stone wall, shove the back legs down the front of your wellies and get to it."
[First guy] "What ........ no kissing?"
:)
Phil....Phiiiilllllllll!
Coat needed!
......But I'm handing it back with tongs. ;)
(http://cdn.mamamia.com.au/wp/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/helena-bonham-carter-tuna-fish-720x507.jpg)
Even for this forum that's weird :o :o :o
Anyone else listen to The Now Show on Radio 4 tonight? Can't see the image without thinking of their take on it!
I want to be a tuna...
Mind you, she's aging well eh? Not bad for nearly 50. :) Uh...unless photoshop has been at work on her skin...
Quote from: mart678 on 13 February 2015, 06:02:11 PM
Phil does own sheep but as he knows where I live I will take the 5th ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
You mean "Phil does his own sheep..." don't you?
Quote from: getagrip on 13 February 2015, 07:33:38 PM
Sad the lengths sheep have to go to to protect their honour in Wales >:(
Remember, if a sheep says no, she means no :(
And don't say "I love ewe" unless you mean it.
Quote from: Ithoriel on 14 February 2015, 12:09:23 AM
Anyone else listen to The Now Show on Radio 4 tonight? Can't see the image without thinking of their take on it!
I'll catch it on Radio 4 extra....Thanks for the heads up.
Cheers - Phil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQkmqK5U5Uo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQkmqK5U5Uo)
This is why you can't beat the Russians. Even the women are motorised!
Quote from: fsn on 14 February 2015, 09:19:35 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQkmqK5U5Uo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQkmqK5U5Uo)
This is why you can't beat the Russians. Even the women are motorised!
Where do you find this stuff? :o
Quote from: fsn on 14 February 2015, 09:19:35 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQkmqK5U5Uo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQkmqK5U5Uo)
This is why you can't beat the Russians. Even the women are motorised!
TOO SILLY, FAR TOO SILLYIanS (with a nod to Graham Chapman) ;)
Can't fool me....They're on roller-blades.
(That's another daft thing I've tried ! X_X X_X X_X)
Cheers - Phil
So that's what female Daleks look like....
I don't know what they to you, but they scare me.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 13 February 2015, 10:58:37 PM
(http://cdn.mamamia.com.au/wp/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/helena-bonham-carter-tuna-fish-720x507.jpg)
Too many odour jokes.....
Mermaids = fishy bottoms, human tops ..
Mermen = fishy tops, human bottoms?
Quote from: fsn on 14 February 2015, 08:41:02 PM
Mermaids = fishy bottoms, human tops ..
Mermen = fishy tops, human bottoms?
Err....error code 414....sarcasm overload....reboot in progress...$%%&*$£EDCBNKO)(*&^REDCVBJOO
+++ Out of Cheese Error +++
... No!
... Wait!
This is the Pendraken Forum ... we are never out of cheesy things! :D
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152113571752957 (https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152113571752957)
:D
Well, if I had to choose between being alive, or being dead and locked between HBC's thighs I think I'd choose ...
hang on ...
alive ...
maybe ...
Beautiful females and fish ... the essence of the Pendraken forum.
(http://yourhobbiesnleisure.info/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bass-fishingbeautiful-girls-bass-fishing-best-bass-baits-for-sale-dtfuswk1.jpg)
(http://www.fishingfury.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bigbass.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Y4HGdqBo6Ek/VHC6_xqr2DI/AAAAAAAAoY8/kqP3yhHj6Qc/s1600/Hot-Girls-Fishing-23.jpg)
First one who does a "red snapper" pun buys a round in the Forum bar for everyone!
... and wargames, of course
(http://www.comicbooked.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Eldar.jpg)
Sad thing is, if you google "female wargamers" ... it just sort of laughs at you.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-uatSNqJo9t4/UbJUeg9mJWI/AAAAAAAAA1c/CXsqhFU3cHk/s1600/fw6.jpg)
Don't get too excited ... it's Warhammer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTrW_NFsXwA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTrW_NFsXwA)
Wargamer Girl is certainly better looking than most of the wargamer chaps.
Quote from: Leman on 15 February 2015, 10:41:29 AM
Wargamer Girl is certainly better looking than most of the wargamer chaps.
That's not even a competition :D
"Sad thing is, if you google "female wargamers" ... it just sort of laughs at you. "
I saw one once, she certainly didnt look like her.
Quote from: GordonY on 15 February 2015, 11:13:46 AM
I saw one once
That may be the saddest thing I've ever heard about our hobby :'(
Apparently this photo was taken at the Tokyo Games show
(https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7420/9917663324_a9796e5dd1_z.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/g7oBMf)WARGAMING -Tokyo Game Show 2013 (Makuhari, Chiba, Japan) (https://flic.kr/p/g7oBMf) by t-mizo (https://www.flickr.com/people/47626742@N07/), on Flickr
Properly armoured...
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/38/9a/25/389a25e44cddc6da4f1ee5a6f602fa91.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cb/e6/bc/cbe6bc03fd79e74159a1cf92e26ee243.jpg)
(http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/comment/armor-woman-works-picture-1437048.jpeg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbcq3akyRc1qarkeao1_r1_500.jpg)
Quote from: getagrip on 15 February 2015, 11:23:17 AM
That may be the saddest thing I've ever heard about our hobby :'(
Couldn't agree more
getagrip.
There are a few women in the hobby but they're certainly a minority, which is a real shame. :(
(http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/multimedia/archive/00416/128376440_Robinson_416607c.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4RSHiTi5GEI/UbJUcbW4YpI/AAAAAAAAA1E/Kx5YCX4F1ZQ/s1600/fw4.jpg)
People on a forum that has a Top Totty thread bemoaning the lack of women in the hobby ... Oh the humanity! :D
Quote from: Ithoriel on 15 February 2015, 12:04:22 PM
People on a forum that has a Top Totty thread bemoaning the lack of women in the hobby ... Oh the humanity! :D
;D
Fair point but if our female member wanted to start an "eye candy" thread (thank you Mrs grip for the title) they are welcome to do so!
Like the one in CHAINMAIL.....
IanS
Quote from: Ithoriel on 15 February 2015, 12:04:22 PM
People on a forum that has a Top Totty thread bemoaning the lack of women in the hobby ... Oh the humanity! :D
You're right
Ithoriel.
The objectification of women here, does nothing to engender respect or credibility for the male majority of the the hobby.
Thank Heavens. A voice of maturity.
Or party poopery?
I'd go for the brunette in the spiky plate.
Isn't the one in chain Emilia Fox from off of Silent Witless? :-\
Aye. In BBC's "Merlin".
Just a quick one to let everyone know that I've tidied up a few posts in this thread.
Quote from: getagrip on 15 February 2015, 12:08:11 PM
Fair point but if our female member wanted to start an "eye candy" thread (thank you Mrs grip for the title) they are welcome to do so!
Yeah, my better half has said that as well. Maybe someone should post up the trailer for Magic Mike 2... :o
It's an interesting discussion though, pretty girls have been hired on trade stands at wargames shows for years, and one of the magazines has a couple of young ladies handing out copies at Salute.
Quote from: fsn on 15 February 2015, 05:29:33 PMAye. In BBC's "Merlin".
OK, it's thin & shiny, and therefore probably lightweight anodised aluminium, but, ah, the joy of a genuine mailshirt for once... :) Lovely. And worn with the right attitude, too.
Quote from: FierceKitty on 15 February 2015, 01:36:07 PM
Thank Heavens. A voice of maturity.
Maturity? Here? Someone get his coat.
Quote from: Leon on 15 February 2015, 05:36:14 PM
Just a quick one to let everyone know that I've tidied up a few posts in this thread.
Good!
Pictures of internet models is one thing; pictures of "ordinary" people quite another :)
Quote from: Leon on 15 February 2015, 05:36:14 PM
Just a quick one to let everyone know that I've tidied up a few posts in this thread.
apologies. since i also contributed to one of those posts.
(http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-5/sexy-angel-jt-photodesign.jpg)
Quote from: getagrip on 15 February 2015, 12:08:11 PM
Fair point but if our female member wanted to start an "eye candy" thread (thank you Mrs grip for the title) they are welcome to do so!
Quote from: Leon on 15 February 2015, 05:36:14 PM
Yeah, my better half has said that as well.
Selfie(http://i1298.photobucket.com/albums/ag44/gingerbhoy1981/42beea61-2f0b-403d-9fd4-965e98592198_zpswotw6jni.jpg) (http://s1298.photobucket.com/user/gingerbhoy1981/media/42beea61-2f0b-403d-9fd4-965e98592198_zpswotw6jni.jpg.html)
Well, if we are doing selfies - this was my Facebook 'No Make Up' selfie
(http://cdn.bleedingcool.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/James-bond-daniel-craig.jpg)
Yep, I'm in:
(http://indulgy.ccio.co/JD/Y9/U8/75857574943625730VprR0bnuc.jpg)
google'd Totty Selfie (and after telling the stupid thing I didn't ask for Totti Selfie - AS Roma footballer Francesco Totti - it gave me this...)
(https://fs01.androidpit.info/a/4b/a9/let-me-take-a-selfie-4ba978-h900.jpg)
reasons why camels should be muzzled around totty
(http://themellowjihadi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Katy-Perry-went-to-Dubai-and-she-met-a-camel-The-sexy-singer-posted-this-down-to-Earth-Twitter-photo-on-Dec.-10-2012-with-the-caption-I-3-Dubai..jpg)
Just noticed this woman's Katy Perry - US singer - and the camels from Dubai
And here I am.
God knows why it won't shew the picture.
...
(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2015-01-07-Drag_Queen__8.png)
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 16 February 2015, 11:11:21 AM
and the camels from Dubai
Yes, they roam freely out in the desert like the ponies on Dartmoor. However, if you hit one in your car it will cost you 100,000 dirhams (about £17,000 at current rates) according to my brother, who lives there.
Quote from: FierceKitty on 16 February 2015, 11:20:13 AM
God knows why it won't shew the picture.
You've attached it as a document instead of an image, so it can't display it.
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 16 February 2015, 11:11:21 AM
(http://themellowjihadi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Katy-Perry-went-to-Dubai-and-she-met-a-camel-The-sexy-singer-posted-this-down-to-Earth-Twitter-photo-on-Dec.-10-2012-with-the-caption-I-3-Dubai..jpg)
Just noticed this woman's Katy Perry - US singer - and the camels from Dubai
Looks like the poor camel has been in an accident and is wearing a neck brace because of whiplash.
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 16 February 2015, 11:11:21 AM
reasons why camels should be muzzled around totty
(http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/176631.jpg)
wow, not just the camels then.
I wonder who knitted the camel's cosy?
Err. Thought last night after I came off the internet that the above may be considered racist/sexist/bigoted - if I could I'd delete the post or modify.
Anyway, it was only meant as a silly joke (about the camel) and really is a prime example of me typing before I think.
Actually, I'd say it was fair comment.
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 17 February 2015, 11:16:56 AM
Err. Thought last night after I came off the internet that the above may be considered racist/sexist/bigoted - if I could I'd delete the post or modify.
Anyway, it was only meant as a silly joke (about the camel) and really is a prime example of me typing before I think.
Didn't really see it like that but if you're concerned I'm sure a moderator can incinerate it for you ;)
With a view to equality (on tea cosy wearing) here's ...
(http://i3.cdnds.net/12/39/618x550/jess-ws.jpg)
... (some god-awful tv show's) Jessica Wright supporting National Wear a Tea Cosy on Your Head Day*
*seemingly a real event!
Are these in the new rules?
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2013/003/b/6/chainmail_swim_by_armourdude-d5q9rvo.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-wX0rwFIa9dM/Ug-GFs_nENI/AAAAAAAAGbY/AShe6elEcOU/s1600/Annie+Social+-+Teela.jpg)
(http://www.craiglotter.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/golden-axe-cosplay-tyris-flare-by-american-cosplayer-heidi-rogers-cosplay-kitten-1.jpg)
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 16 February 2015, 11:11:21 AM
(http://themellowjihadi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Katy-Perry-went-to-Dubai-and-she-met-a-camel-The-sexy-singer-posted-this-down-to-Earth-Twitter-photo-on-Dec.-10-2012-with-the-caption-I-3-Dubai..jpg)
Just noticed this woman's Katy Perry - US singer - and the camels from Dubai
Geoffrey Boycott's favourite!
Well, it's a tax haven isn't it.
Feel the noise! m/
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/474x/ac/d6/11/acd6110b51ab962dac228d612aa23260.jpg)
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 21 February 2015, 01:10:34 PM
Feel the noise! m/
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/474x/ac/d6/11/acd6110b51ab962dac228d612aa23260.jpg)
She looks like she's enjoying a good fiddle :D
;D ;D ;D
Sad thing is, that's a violin and she's less than two foot tall!
Since this is a serious forum, I thought I'd post some examples of my work with fine brushes from the Works.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/474x/3f/aa/81/3faa81fc2b8268a946d992e5a13ff792.jpg)
(http://t1.ftcdn.net/jpg/00/22/70/88/400_F_22708804_S1kE26P6fTeJhoZdvmUu5FCd6mZkwJKF.jpg)
(http://www.naturalbuy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/bodyart.jpg)
I know! I overdid the second one, and complete mucked up the Union Jack on the third!
And you left the red part out of the stars - shocking.... ;D
You have to remind yourself they're 10mm :o
Quote from: fsn on 21 February 2015, 08:04:53 PM
Since this is a serious forum, I thought I'd post some examples of my work with fine brushes from the Works.
great !
I can't paint like that, may be I should practice ? :-\
:D
Hmm. :-\
My attempt at painting females wasn't as good...
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/05/09/article-2142094-1302DE00000005DC-81_634x355.jpg)
Can't think where I went wrong. Oh, hang on ... I forgot not to paint her clothes. Doh! >:(
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Here's my first go at painting the fairer sex; not quite sure I've got the face right though :-\
(http://www.1077theriver.ca/files/leonardo_da_vinci_mona_lisa_postcards-r5430830f1c55466184be649b5675e9f3_vgbaq_8byvr_512.jpg)
Have you been shopping at The Works buying all the painting by numbers sets Gareth?
Quote from: Fenton on 22 February 2015, 11:05:07 AM
Have you been shopping at The Works buying all the painting by numbers sets Gareth?
;D ;D ;D
You missed the weasel, it's nose really follows you round the room on the original by Leonardo De Quirm...
The Sharia Law approved version of The Mona Lisa. I actually thinks it's an improvement
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/proxy/8vGw7EDt1CVZ_JQFP3MWaCPKiMjd0gbDCiyPbbqWKLFee48Hd1RiM9Ve4Fbz7H_RvSPlFklaZPHBcCIVkCReiwUtjCvqJm4tTKUMtPDMW4notqZ0T1SxvJXSxzLeAchDfPeEMS3mYRZHs2PPN1-NrwQWGhUaKiR6hqZhhtZ64ZM3ByLEKw=w426-h535)
Why's the Mona Lisa wearing a Ghillie suit?
Quote from: getagrip on 22 February 2015, 11:28:28 AM
Why's the Mona Lisa wearing a Ghillie suit?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-tnfdEehMEbo/UJLXBTVzqRI/AAAAAAAAYiU/hUqmLC5b-S8/s600/ghillie+suits.jpg)
Leonardo painted the wrong end!
She only waxes from the waist down. :o
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4a/32/4f/4a324f217def1d0ee96ba42beff29f96.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d3/de/0f/d3de0f0e4cfc94ed844f59c911300e4e.jpg)
Quote from: fsn on 01 March 2015, 05:30:50 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4a/32/4f/4a324f217def1d0ee96ba42beff29f96.jpg)
Paisley camo pashmina...like it.
Yes, yes, but who is she?
Gingers don't need names.
Or clothes.
Quote from: FierceKitty on 02 March 2015, 01:38:10 PM
Gingers don't need names.
Or clothes.
Nobody is seeing any pictures of me, sans clothes!
That's why I had to change my last email address :'(
This lass has enough orange spots to be mistaken for a giraffe!
I hated freckles as a kid, thank goodness mine have all vanished now
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Iogeh0iDQhk/UHO6H_fPVcI/AAAAAAAACH4/2nCwehaV_KM/s640/s6.jpg)
Love freckly girls; strange but true.
(http://i.imgur.com/9Hidwk7.jpg)
... and let the crab jokes begin ...
crab.
woman.
yoga.
spoil sport. ;)
(http://www.theyogatherapylounge.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/crab.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/10/article-2186619-147AF955000005DC-493_964x817.jpg)
Think this is even more bizarre than the first crab picture. :-\
off topic:
saw this:
http://www.pendrakenforum.co.uk/index.php/topic,11587.0.html (http://www.pendrakenforum.co.uk/index.php/topic,11587.0.html)
made me think of a vhs case I once saw on the top shelf of a neighbour's video library back in the 80s - it was called jello wrestling
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9juhBTi4kv8/hqdefault.jpg)
still, going down the pub to watch two women in bikinis larking about in slop is better than staying in and watching a fitness video
(http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/8/1/l818581064.jpg)
we can get back to crabs now...
Great song and lovely ladies.
Excellent stuff. Shade's of Wayne's World.
Quote from: Leman on 10 March 2015, 09:00:28 AM
Excellent stuff. Shade's of Wayne's World.
Yeah, Wayne's World crossed with Pans' People's rather literal interpretive dance routines!
;)
Was I the only one who started looking forward to "Mama"? :-[
Well I liked "easy come, easy go"
Wouldn't mind a lift in their car, I'd be up for a singalong! :d
Just testing the preview in firefox
Interesting that the girl in the back wore the shortest skirt....
Now that says a lot because I didn't notice that.
Quote from: Hertsblue on 11 March 2015, 03:06:51 PM
Interesting that the girl in the back wore the shortest skirt....
I believe there was also a flash of gusset - I have a sad life :D
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 11 March 2015, 08:06:27 PM
I believe there was also a flash of gusset - I have a sad life :D
You really do. ;D
Dreadful word!
In the vein of musical offerings -
OMG-SMG! Humenahhumenah
I thought that might be interest to many of the forum. I'm more of a Faith man myself, but pretty much the entire cast of Buffy was great looking.
I just thought I'd share with the forum a woman with a brazilian
(http://www.rogerwaterstours.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/brazil-woman.jpg)
My first version of the joke was going to be this...
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/14/article-2363517-1AB66AF7000005DC-909_634x503.jpg)
the bloke's a very famous Brazilian footballer - Ronaldo (the one that sometimes gets confused and ends up hiring ladyboys to 'party with' by mistake. note use of sometimes and not he once did)
What bloke?
The china.
That sound like an excuse for pictures of Chinese girls ...
(http://sherly.mobile9.com/download/media/295/sexychines_jxvmlnw6.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT_89YJF-AY_PlvE0WkUn0b6FLO7UYy951_B2DR7KsYtoXohwUuzw)
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQtLOUcSLz4xxJqjzTAsZ3kyPFbugv3IMFR163JCw3PF55K35NK)
Love Chinese girls :)
(http://cdn.lolzbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/The-difference.jpeg)
Apparently.
Apparently I love Chinese, Japanese and Korean girls ;)
Vietnamese?
And the music goes...
"...dum-dum-dum-dum-dum...You keep saying you've got something for me..."
(https://deadlymovies.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/full-metal-jacket_stanley-kubrick_084-1.jpg)
We all know the movie scene, so none of use need repeat it on this forum (and I get told off, again) ;)
You my number one Roy B)
:D
Quote from: getagrip on 15 March 2015, 04:27:07 PM
You my number one Roy B)
:D
It's difficult to know how to answer that
(http://media.tumblr.com/be4647c39a629323bb18b35d7d02a151/tumblr_inline_nddyf9R0Vm1s3srwt.jpg)
Quote from: fsn on 15 March 2015, 03:26:44 PM
That sound like an excuse for pictures of Chinese girls ...
(http://sherly.mobile9.com/download/media/295/sexychines_jxvmlnw6.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT_89YJF-AY_PlvE0WkUn0b6FLO7UYy951_B2DR7KsYtoXohwUuzw)
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQtLOUcSLz4xxJqjzTAsZ3kyPFbugv3IMFR163JCw3PF55K35NK)
Exerrent! No excuse ever needed for oriental beauty.
Quote from: getagrip on 15 March 2015, 04:27:07 PM
You my number one Roy B)
:D
Get a room you two.... ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bJzgYh7qdU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bJzgYh7qdU)
I now offiicially feel inadequate.
"Ear, Tarquian, your trollies are on backwards!"
;D ;D ;D
We could all do it ... but the ceiling's too low.
The trouble is with those Chinese girls, an hour later you want another.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 16 March 2015, 07:09:13 PM
The trouble is with those Chinese girls, an hour later you want another.
Phil...seriously... Coat!!!
Who's Phil?
Your coat, Sir.
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Techno on 16 March 2015, 09:17:21 PM
Your coat, Sir.
Cheers - Phil
;D ;D ;D
Exquisite :D
Not any more, it isn't.....Nobby's been chewing it !
Cheers - Phil
I was thinking of suing. I nearly choked on one of the buttons.
I say "button". I think it was actually a sequin.
I say "coat", it was more of a bolero jacket.
Nice shade though. What do you call that? "Shocking pink"? "Electric pink"?
So do you do a lot of ballroom dancing?
None?
Pity.
No I don't think it's a very good match for a hussar's pelisse. Even a French one.
Now now girls!
This thread is supposed to be dedicated to piccys of what we think of as totty.
Kindly save the coat jibes for the forum barfight.
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/ad3981942bc350d1d6364f475f8c140b/tumblr_nk9oonOQeS1rmz52ko1_1280.jpg)
that's a nasty brown smear up her back
I think I know where that is. Is she in The Commando Bar, Spean Bridge (Scottish Highlands)?
.. as I was driving around the Highlands the other day, I was struck as to how well painted, the mountains were ... at least the three shades method, I would guess ....
(http://cdn.innovativelanguage.com/wordlists/media/thumb/9646_fit512.jpg)
She's getting her coat
Shouldn't it look chewed, and be in the bar fight section ?
IanS
I'm having to hold Nobby back ! ;)
Cheers - Phil
(http://yousaytoo-us.s3-website-us-east-1.amazonaws.com/post_images/18/5f/b4/3129116/remote_image_1331058401.jpg)
Sorry. Couldn't help myself. :-[
She made an really awful joke about horse artillery!
Have you ever noticed that Irish jockeys call a horse an 'arse?
Anyhoo, it being over 3 hours since the last post, I assume everyone has finished whatever it was they were doing in the meantime (I wonder. Do people now vape instead of smoke, afterwards?).
I turned on the Horror TV channel today and Wonder Woman was on! :o Why? What is horrific about Wonder Woman? Not being a piccie postie, will someone kindly post a pic of Wonder Woman. Please (preferably wearing the same invisible stuff her plane is made out of). I'm sure a photo of her has already been posted - I'm just too lazy to trawl through all of the previous pages (and, besides, I don't have enough vaping refill cartridges). Ta much.
(http://imageserver.moviepilot.com/linda-wonder_woman-50-shades-of-wonder-woman.jpeg?width=960&height=854)
Lynda Carter - she made my teenage years. :x
Nah, that pulled in waist used to make her look a bit weird.
There's a certain amount of padding there.
(https://superstargalleries.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/lynda-carter.jpg)
... but on the other hand I find this Tinkerbvell mesmerising
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5g1wzltCL1qbd7fuo1_500.jpg)
:-bd 8-> =D> @-) =P~ =P~ =P~ :-bd
(I knew I could rely on Nobby)
What would be the reaction if I said I really fancied fairies?
Quote from: Leman on 18 March 2015, 03:11:56 PM
What would be the reaction if I said I really fancied fairies?
As in....
Quote from: Leman on 18 March 2015, 03:11:56 PM
What would be the reaction if I said I really fancied fairies?
You had to ask !!! ;D ;D
:o :o :o :o
Well...at least it's a balanced forum =)
Unlike MY Tinkerbell, who constantly fell on her face.
Quote from: fsn on 18 March 2015, 06:51:26 PM
Unlike MY Tinkerbell, who constantly fell on her face.
Oh dear Lord, I daren't ask X_X
Quote from: Leman on 18 March 2015, 03:11:56 PM
What would be the reaction if I said I really fancied fairies?
There you go
(http://www.ipswichstar.co.uk/polopoly_fs/1.954027.1309884904!/image/3285780361.jpg)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8464216064/hD0522A65/)
Not another one of these, I'm still looking for Godzilla in the last one!
Got to love the old demotivational poster!
(http://acidcow.com/pics/20130802/funny_demotivational_posters_17.jpg)
(http://www.motivationals.org/demotivational-posters/demotivational-poster-13080.jpg)
(http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2010/12/24/tggzdchjg1.gif)
That gives me a headache just looking at her.
I think I once dated her :-\
Reminds me of the reaction of a Japanese I once taught English when she got 99% for a test, rather than the 100% she considered adequate. Had to hide her katana while explaining that it was just like being a native speaker if one made a few mistakes.
(http://auto.img.v4.skyrock.net/7150/85507150/pics/3117376033_1_3_PCm2e9CZ.jpg)
A group called SketchShe - rapidly becoming one of my favourites.
Quote from: fsn on 03 April 2015, 12:16:33 PM
A group called SketchShe - rapidly becoming one of my favourites.
Because of their artistic merits eh? :-\
(http://www.magiclibrarities.net/rarities/inquest-dirty-blonde.jpg)
Lol! =O =O =O =O m/
X_X ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
Techno - get yer sculpting tools out...
http://www.kabukimodels.com/ (http://www.kabukimodels.com/)
Steady ! ;)
Cheers - Phil
No, you'd probably tremble.
Cheek ! :P ;)
Cheers - Phil
Probably ???? tremble
IanS
Quote from: ianrs54 on 22 April 2015, 07:20:14 AM
Probably ???? tremble
IanS
Yep, he would. then we would have " Natasha the Nippleless " or " Flat chested Freda"
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 22 April 2015, 09:06:28 AM
Yep, he would. then we would have ... " Flat chested Freda"
Or 'Leon' as she is usually known.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 22 April 2015, 11:36:13 PM
Or 'Leon' as she is usually known.
Is he at it again? I thought the electric shock treatment was successful last time.
Maybe Atavus could ad one or two of these to the Lamenters project :)
(http://i.imgur.com/5qJnzP3.jpg)
Yep and a nice easy paint job. :D
That is some very nice Mass Effect armour.
Whut, whut, whut???
She's wearing armour?
Do you think that armour comes in a D cup?
Blimey FSN you should lay off the pies a bit! Maybe join a gym ;)
Not for me! Silly!
For her ...
(http://wfiles.brothersoft.com/a/aubrey-o-day-desktop_187871-1400x1050.jpg)
Why would you want her in armour? :o
It's dangerous!
To celebrate the new Warband Barbarians!
(http://geekxgirls.com/images/barbarian4/barbarian-cosplay-04.jpg)
(http://geekxgirls.com/images/shaman/battle_shaman_cosplay_05.jpg)
(http://geekxgirls.com/images/redsonja/red_sonya_cosplay_01.jpg)
Number 2 gets my vote :)
I vote for number 3.
Much easier pose to sculpt.
Cheers - Mr Lazy. :D
You stick to sculpting #3 - I'll get some poses in with 2.
Such armour always makes me think of this -
http://www.geekxgirls.com/article.php?ID=1878 (http://www.geekxgirls.com/article.php?ID=1878)
Salma Hayek
(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003507243/1046817572_936full_salma_hayek_answer_2_xlarge.jpeg)
(https://filmgordon.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/salma_hayek.jpg)
(https://popularbiographies.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/salma_hayek.jpg)
It's been a while!
:o :o Will - what are you saying ?????
IanS :d
He's not put anything on his brush for a while.
Steady ! ;)
(I'd never heard of Ms Hayek, until today.)
Cheers - Phil
There are several reasons I watch NCIS:LA .... Agent Kensi Blye (Daniela Ruah) is one :)
(http://www.radass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Daniela-Ruah-01.jpg) (http://www.radass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Daniela-Ruah-04.jpg) (http://www.radass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Daniela-Ruah-10.jpg)
Quote from: Ithoriel on 18 June 2015, 01:04:30 PM
There are several reasons I watch NCIS:LA .... Agent Kensi Blye (Daniela Ruah) is one :)
(http://www.radass.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Daniela-Ruah-01.jpg)
... er .... what happened next?
Phwoar!!
Scooby Dooby Doooo!
(http://geekxgirls.com/images/velma9/velma_cosplay_11.jpg)
Quote from: Westmarcher on 18 June 2015, 01:27:28 PM
... er .... what happened next?
Well if I remember correctly, she ...
Sorry. A gentlemen and Oik never tells.
Quote from: Techno on 18 June 2015, 10:45:19 AM
Steady ! ;)
(I'd never heard of Ms Hayek, until today.)
Cheers - Phil
Obviously not a Dusk til Dawn aficionado.
No...But I love NCISLA.
I nearly got into trouble with Mrs T, when she asked if I'd noticed Ms Ruah's eye's 'birthmark'...... (Nevus of Ota, apparently)
"No dear....I wasn't looking at that."
Oooops ! :-[
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Leman on 19 June 2015, 10:12:38 AM
Obviously not a Dusk til Dawn aficionado.
I'm rather partial to "Bandidas" - with Salma and Penelope Cruz!
(http://southernstylesandsteeds.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Bandidas-620x868.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSacDOqfu8IIWH_zekAydquo8lLvgxJqhGW9g1-mevMcek9Qwg6Dg)
Miss Cruz is ageing very well.
I prefer Napoleonics.
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-PLfv1oxjeCk/VQ7n043O7EI/AAAAAAAAHds/gQwY2461kmw/w960-h645-no/v%C3%A1le%C4%8Dnice.jpg)
(And no, I'm not going through 156 pages to check this pic hasn't been posted before.)
After all that effort I am disappointed they haven't used the correct type of material for the tent.
Yours
Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
For some reason I can hear Sid James laughing and the Benny Hill theme playing!
"Carry on up that Bicorne"?!
I wish they were wearing bear skins.
Tut, tut.
Those jackets don't seem to fit very well.
Cheers - Phil
Those bras, knickers, and shoes are seriously out of period. Remove them at once!
Quote from: Westmarcher on 22 June 2015, 09:40:03 AM
I wish they were wearing bear skins.
Prefer beaver m'self.
X_X
it's a bit quiet here...
(http://p8.storage.canalblog.com/81/87/200740/23632593.jpg)
so, here we go ( as I'm painting SYW soldiers ..)
(http://b.hprints.net/md/17/17042-herouard-1919-18th-century-sexy-looking-girl-hprints-com.jpg)
(http://www.atelier-mascarade.com/photos_v1_a_v3/photos_v29/v29566.jpg)
and more XVIII th century but :
(http://www.superluxuries.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Marie-Antoinette-Costumes-2.jpg)
;)
Ah! the C18!
(http://pre06.deviantart.net/6a71/th/pre/i/2013/065/9/a/18th_century_corset_by_chiquitita_cosplay-d5x5x70.jpg)
(http://delightfulfindsandme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/angela.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/593a8808b947733c7fd28382bfcef2a3/tumblr_molxkyPjAS1qebry0o4_500.gif)
Surely there should be some pirate chicks if we're hanging around the c18.....? :(
(http://orig06.deviantart.net/a74b/f/2010/061/7/c/pirate_babe_final_by_appleplus.jpg)(http://image.onlinejokeshop.co.uk/images/shop/product_images/42494/fever-pirate-babe-costume.jpg)(http://cache.desktopnexus.com/cropped-wallpapers/1105/1105812-1920x1080-%5BDesktopNexus.com%5D.jpg?st=IYK8S7EgyCSH26wJmQq4MQ&e=1438131452)(http://i.imgur.com/gr5qhmU.gif)
Ah harrr, there they be me hearties. Methinks a live woman's chest be a mite more interesting than a dead man's!
Ask Techno. He should remember.
Quote from: Ithoriel on 29 July 2015, 12:59:52 AM
(http://cache.desktopnexus.com/cropped-wallpapers/1105/1105812-1920x1080-%5BDesktopNexus.com%5D.jpg?st=IYK8S7EgyCSH26wJmQq4MQ&e=1438131452)
Oh, I say..... :D
In the age old battle between pirates and ninjas, I'd prefer ninjas.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/76/7c/b8/767cb8bd28720655ebb8fbaf0a5e2296.jpg)
(http://obsoletegamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/sexy-ninja.jpg)
(http://media.rendip.external.edgebooster.com/images/pagethumbnails/3486.jpg)
Now why did I think FK posted that one?
He's much too interested in accuracy and realism for those :)
Quote from: toxicpixie on 29 July 2015, 09:51:13 PM
He's much too interested in accuracy and realism for those :)
That's the nicest thing you've ever said about me! Thank you! :)
;D ;D ;D =D> =D> =D>
Those pirates can hoist my Jolly Roger any time they like! 😈
Roger the cabin boy?
Only if he agrees. :)
Quote from: Chad on 30 July 2015, 08:59:32 AM
Those pirates can hoist my Jolly Roger any time they like! 😈
Ooh, Pirate-Innuendo! ;D
I'd splice her mainbrace! :P
Quote from: fsn on 29 July 2015, 08:06:42 AM
Ask Techno. He should remember.
With
my memory ? :o
Cheers - Phil
Avast behind! Ruddy enormous!
X_X
Girls in men's shirts. :D B) B)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/de/d3/6a/ded36a1d990d4ea76be0c6f21f71b41f.jpg)
(http://cdn.imagepush.to/in/625x2090/i/3/33/332/38.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/e9/3b/2f/e93b2f5a55c25ea0c9c0967e402228a2.jpg)
While surfing I found this : :D
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QMRT52aL-vI/hqdefault.jpg)
You make it sound like a bad thing.
Quote from: ronan on 31 July 2015, 06:59:01 PM
While surfing I found this : :D
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QMRT52aL-vI/hqdefault.jpg)
I've been sat looking at that for nearly an hour........
When I surfed at Bude and St,Ives I don't remember anything like that.
Quote from: Leman on 01 August 2015, 08:37:11 AM
When I surfed at Bude and St,Ives I don't remember anything like that.
Isn't there a St Arrrgh's somewhere in Cornwall?
Quote from: Leman on 01 August 2015, 08:37:11 AM
When I surfed at Bude and St,Ives I don't remember anything like that.
Isn't there a St Arrrgh's somewhere in Cornwall?
The echo's back ! ;)
What. what, what?
Just the picture or the actual article ?
:D
Where were you surfing by the way?
That's what I'd like to know. ;)
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: howayman on 01 August 2015, 03:40:17 PM
Just the picture or the actual article ?
There's an article? :o
Quote from: ronan on 31 July 2015, 06:59:01 PM
While surfing I found this : :D
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QMRT52aL-vI/hqdefault.jpg)
Is it just me or could you look at this image all day long?
When I saw SpiOn I thought, Kop that!
Quote from: Nosher on 02 August 2015, 03:54:45 PM
Is it just me or could you look at this image all day long?
I've been sat here for nearly three days..... :o
Wait 'til you discover it's actually a bloke!
Quote from: Leman on 02 August 2015, 04:39:56 PM
Wait 'til you discover it's actually a bloke!
Don't break my dreams ! ;D
Quote from: howayman on 01 August 2015, 03:40:17 PM
Where were you surfing by the way?
It was boardgame ! I swear !
:)
What type of board game ? :-\
(I probably need to get out more often. :-*)
Quote from: Techno on 03 August 2015, 07:41:34 AM
What type of board game ? :-\
(I probably need to get out more often. :-*)
Battleshots, perhaps....?
Battles hots?
;D
Quote from: Leman on 02 August 2015, 03:57:00 PM
When I saw SpiOn I thought, Kop that!
When I read your reply, I thought, "What's Spion Kop got to do with it?" ........ then I looked at the photograph
again (which would be about the twentieth time) and saw that there was also some writing on it ...... :-[
Quote from: Westmarcher on 03 August 2015, 10:06:35 PM
;D
then I looked at the photograph again (which would be about the twentieth time) and saw that there was also some writing on it ...... :-[
WHERE ?
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D This photo seems to be having the same effect as the tennis girl back in the 70s.
New balls please.
(https://s.yimg.com/os/publish-images/news/2014-06-25/38caf0c0-fc64-11e3-b3a2-3503811abc43_Fiona-Walker.jpg)
Or if you prefer Kylie's homage
(http://log24.com/log/pix03/030101-gq.jpg)
Bloody hell - that came out bigger than I expected
Quote from: Last Hussar on 04 August 2015, 12:30:16 PM
Bloody hell - that came out bigger than I expected
As the actress said to the bishop! :d
There appears to be something running down her leg...... ;D
Oh my, there she is; and there is something running down the back of her leg - oops!
I hope that's suncream...... ;)
I've just noticed that my last pic disappeared ? ( was changed on the web ! )
see http://www.pendrakenforum.co.uk/index.php/topic,1714.msg172404.html#msg172404 (http://www.pendrakenforum.co.uk/index.php/topic,1714.msg172404.html#msg172404)
:o :o
So I post it again from my own server ! :D
(http://2d6.fr/photos/clowneries/merveilleuse.jpg)
( You can now spend more time looking at her ;D )
I give you this one to apologize :
(http://2d6.fr/photos/clowneries/0.jpg)
Quote from: ronan on 04 August 2015, 06:52:55 PM
I give you this one to apologize :
(http://2d6.fr/photos/clowneries/0.jpg)
Marks out of ten?
I'd give her one..... ;)
Not keen on fake enhancements. Much prefer the real McCoy, even though it would be smaller.
Here you go Leman ...Enjoy
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/images/4/40/Last_word.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20061219214636&path-prefix=en)
Watched 301 (or whatever the sequel is called): Miss Eva Green is quickly heading into my top 10.
Best thing about the movie tbh! ;)
Quote from: mad lemmey on 05 August 2015, 09:54:36 AM
Watched 301 (or whatever the sequel is called): Miss Eva Green is quickly heading into my top 10.
Best thing about the movie tbh! ;)
Yes, she was also the only good thing in that 'Camelot' thing on TV a few years ago. And the best thing about 'Kingdom of Heaven'.
And if you should probably watch 'The Dreamers' - pretentious rubbish, but you do get to see a lot of the young lady.
Cheers, Martyn
--
Quote from: Fenton on 05 August 2015, 09:37:06 AM
Here you go Leman ...Enjoy
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/images/4/40/Last_word.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20061219214636&path-prefix=en)
It's sex Jim, but not as we know it.
I'm a doctor damnit, not a pin up!
Judging by the young lass at the top you can change the laws of physics.
Quote from: mad lemmey on 05 August 2015, 09:54:36 AM
Watched 301 (or whatever the sequel is called): Miss Eva Green is quickly heading into my top 10.
Best thing about the movie tbh! ;)
Oh dear me, yes..... :D
(http://img.humorsharing.com/media/images/1401/i_perfectly_timed_photos_52df7fd0a34ae.jpg)
(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/girls-with-guns-13.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/35/05/c1/3505c10e011da1fde7d0e56cb4bdd9a9.jpg)
HAH !
You can't fool me, Nobby !
The lass in the top photo is using one of Bigjackmac's 'pipe-cleaners' fixed to the barrel, to make it look as though there's a projectile on the way.
Cheers - Phil
That top photo has to be photo shopped the rifle but is not in her shoulder the recoil would leave a Nasty bruise in a very delicate place. ;D :o
Regards
Sean
Nerf guns have certainly got more realistic looking
Only on this forum would anyone look at the gun. :-<
What gun?
The middle vowel is right, anyway.
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 28 August 2015, 11:57:03 AM
Actually thinking about it I wouldn't mind a bit of Fantasy in Jack Boots -( this is where we used to cue Nick.)
Well, let me be Ersatz Nik :)
(http://images.linnlive.com/5e5aa1838d2f1456e0ec2c4cd08c09d3/42cb58fd-75ec-44e6-9a9a-4b7fe4dd2d79.jpg)(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/716B3UH2%2BUL._UY879_.jpg)(http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/ODAwWDYwMA==/z/JU0AAOSwq7JUDbyG/$_57.JPG)(http://images.esellerpro.com/2466/500.500@I/112/25/WW2%20RAF%20Girl%20Small.jpg)(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jDvgqj2vXso/TeKFDnlU7iI/AAAAAAAAAt8/JknqD828Pz8/s1600/Bonus%2BM29.jpg)(http://www.upthehammers.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/10f1whoopsie_and_totty.jpg)(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/bf/66/1e/bf661e018853623675e5b1f8e6081abc.jpg)
How's about -
(http://www.mtv.com/news/photos/m/multiple_me_070327/candyman2.jpg)
Or -
(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/popcrush.com/files/2012/10/pink.jpg)
Or even -
(http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140416195718/marvelcinematicuniverse/images/9/91/Pegggy.jpg)
Some interesting sights, especially on that big gun.
THanks Ithoriel, I feel better now ;)
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 29 August 2015, 12:41:25 AM
THanks Ithoriel, I feel better now ;)
That's one way to describe it........ :D
Quote from: Ithoriel on 28 August 2015, 02:13:30 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jDvgqj2vXso/TeKFDnlU7iI/AAAAAAAAAt8/JknqD828Pz8/s1600/Bonus%2BM29.jpg)
Quote from: Tawa on 02 September 2015, 09:17:15 PM
That's one way to describe it........ :D
I wouldn't mind giving her some "Fire Support" . Fun gun locked and loaded :d
"This is my rifle, this is my gun.
This is for fighting, this is for fun!" :)
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 03 September 2015, 10:06:05 AM
I wouldn't mind giving her some "Fire Support" . Fun gun locked and loaded :d
Have to pass a weapon inspection course first..... :D
I lost my heart to a Starship Trooper :-)
Quote from: Ithoriel on 14 September 2015, 02:48:57 AM
I lost my heart to a Starship Trooper :-)
Which one ?
( I can't choose :D )
Quote from: ronan on 14 September 2015, 03:14:12 AM
Which one ?
( I can't choose :D )
The one on the right, no question :)
Doesn't look anything like Sarah Brightman. :D
Cheers - Phil
Well that's a good thing isn't it?
I have to agree with FSN.
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_dreztbvlFg/maxresdefault.jpg)
Yum!
(http://www.filmfetish.com/img/p/2008/12/ni_buckrogerstv.jpg)
Can we include Col. Wilma Deering as a Starship Trooper?
Now you're talking!
(http://i565.photobucket.com/albums/ss97/LittlePaperHearts/TWIKI-1.gif)
Quote from: toxicpixie on 14 September 2015, 07:15:08 PM
(http://www.filmfetish.com/img/p/2008/12/ni_buckrogerstv.jpg)
Can we include Col. Wilma Deering as a Starship Trooper?
When my son was starting out in the acting business he was a dresser at one of the theatres in Birmingham. He was legendary for his innocent one liners, the most memorable of which was 'Before you were gay did you fancy Colonel Deering from Buck Rogers?'
Roger that, Buck!
Awesome question, Subedai :D
Quote from: toxicpixie on 14 September 2015, 07:15:08 PM
(http://www.filmfetish.com/img/p/2008/12/ni_buckrogerstv.jpg)
Can we include Col. Wilma Deering as a Starship Trooper?
Marks out of ten? I'd give her one! :D
Did you know Victoria Coren Mitchell is a 34 F bra
Quote from: Last Hussar on 15 September 2015, 12:06:19 AM
Did you know Victoria Coren Mitchell is a 34 F bra
Not sure I want to know how you know that!
Quote from: Ithoriel on 15 September 2015, 12:10:50 AM
Not sure I want to know how you know that!
No, but I do! :D
Google my friend, Google. You also get photoshopped, um... Wishes
(https://polaroidsonsidewalks.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/jcrew1.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/de/d3/6a/ded36a1d990d4ea76be0c6f21f71b41f.jpg)
(http://www.jjthreads.com/uploads/images/megan-fox-mens-shirt.png)
Damn! They wear men's shirt's so well!
Back on the Sci-Fi front, since the forum is discussing Sci-Fi rules
(http://i.imgur.com/wtsqcJK.jpg)
Stroll on...That lass must have a long neck.
Cheers - Phil
Wonder how she eats chips with that blaster thing on her hand?
I don't think she eats a lot of chips...
Also, bit busy saving the universe!
(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/metroid/images/c/c8/Merge.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20100304043254)
Quote from: fsn on 23 October 2015, 08:17:39 AM
Wonder how she eats chips with that blaster thing on her hand?
I wonder how she puts her 'helm' back on with one hand, as well......That looks as though it would be tricky. :-\
Cheers - Phil
To link to another tread - Oregon Ducks cheerleaders.
(http://trojanempire.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/oregon-ducks-cheerleader.jpg)
(http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Oregon-Ducks-Cheerleader-Instagram-Photo-014.jpg)
(http://gamedayrcom.c.presscdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/hot-oregon-ducks-cheerleader.jpg)
Dear Lord.... :D
Duck yeah!
In honour of the Rugby World Cup final this afternoon:
New Zealand:
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/58/ab/69/58ab69553f9ac8f82cf909a7b1f03d32.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/7d/b7/53/7db7533f6e97023dcee7f63e7e11e4bc.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/18/article-0-12395165000005DC-179_634x394.jpg)
Australia:
(http://www.ozmanagement.com/Ausie%20flag%20093.JPG)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-K1yNNZgb10o/TXn4TEWZEnI/AAAAAAAADN0/7_ImWK8VMIM/s640/australian-soccer-fans-nude-body-paint.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ee/56/ee/ee56ee7117fffd124a0ff15d8c740a18.jpg)
OOh! A way to make ball sports interesting!
Quote from: fsn on 31 October 2015, 01:58:55 PM
OOh! A way to make ball sports interesting!
Ummm.. Some one needs to have The Talk with FSN.
I've studied that first Australian flag, and the Union Jack bit is wrong. >:(
Quote from: fsn on 31 October 2015, 10:23:48 PM
I've studied that first Australian flag, and the Union Jack bit is wrong. >:(
Just shows how many people don't know how the Union flag is made up and even more don't care.
Quote from: jimduncanuk on 31 October 2015, 10:50:53 PM
Just shows how many people don't know how the Union flag is made up and even more don't care.
Strangely, in this particular instance I'm not that fussed if it's right or not either...
Quote from: jimduncanuk on 31 October 2015, 10:50:53 PM
Just shows how many people don't know how the Union flag is made up ...
Or what the
Jack is.
http://www.flaginstitute.org/wp/british-flags/the-union-jack-or-the-union-flag/
Apparently !......So both terms (Jack or Flag) seem to be perfectly acceptable. :-\
Cheers - Phil
Thanks , Phil.
Fortunately, "Union Jack" or "Union Flag" are both correct.
Quote from: jimduncanuk on 31 October 2015, 10:50:53 PM
Just shows how many people don't know how the Union flag is made up and even more don't care.
Well, some of us have standards. (See what I did there?) :P
Actually they aint. Union jack refers to the Union Flag when flown from the jackstaff of a ship at anchor. In all other circumstances its a Union Flag.
IanS (being even more pedantic that the dammed cat)
My word. Strange allies do turn up sometimes (too late to save my Boers today).
The Union Jack ... why is this on the Top Totty thread? ... was deemed a perfectly acceptable term for the flag in other circumstances in 1908.
Quote from: Kiwidave on 31 October 2015, 01:27:57 PM
Australia:
(http://www.ozmanagement.com/Ausie%20flag%20093.JPG)
Nice model and good painting technique. :-bd (I'm only now catching up)
Dry or wet brush?
Finger painting, actually.
Quote from: ianrs54 on 01 November 2015, 08:48:11 AM
Actually they aint. Union jack refers to the Union Flag when flown from the jackstaff of a ship at anchor. In all other circumstances its a Union Flag.
IanS (being even more pedantic that the dammed cat)
Actually not true, it is the (possible) etymology, but not strict usage anymore. HM is happy with 'Jack'
http://www.royal.gov.uk/MonarchUK/Symbols/UnionJack.aspx (http://www.royal.gov.uk/MonarchUK/Symbols/UnionJack.aspx)
Only on this forum would a picture of a stunning blonde wearing nothing but paint elicit a discussion on the design and nomenclature of flags!! :D :D :D
Quote from: Westmarcher on 01 November 2015, 10:57:02 AM
Nice model and good painting technique. :-bd (I'm only now catching up)
Dry or wet brush?
Brush... Oh, I thought it read
bush!
If It did, I was going to have to point out she looked more Brazilian than Aussie :-*
X_X X_X X_X
(Delete button on standby. ;))
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Ithoriel on 01 November 2015, 12:41:05 PM
Only on this forum would a picture of a stunning blonde wearing nothing but paint elicit a discussion on the design and nomenclature of flags!! :D :D :D
I think that's something to do with the average age of the forum. The response is either
1 She looks fantastic, BUT she is young enough to be my Daughter / Grandaughter.
2 I can't remember what you actually do with a naked woman
3 Where are my little blue pills
4 If I could remember and find the little blue pills i don't think I could keep up.
Obviously some of us don't have this problem :d
Quote from: Westmarcher on 01 November 2015, 10:57:02 AM
Nice model and good painting technique. :-bd (I'm only now catching up)
Dry or wet brush?
Literate members (apt term) will remember Renoir senior's preferred item for paint application....
(http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/640x360/p02b0twf.jpg)
Best thing about "Children in Need" - Victoria Coren in Pudsey ears!
Mrs Victoria Coren-Mitchell, may the gods bless her, her family, and all who sail in her.
Wouldn't mind connecting with VCM
Quote from: fsn on 10 November 2015, 07:48:41 PM
(http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/640x360/p02b0twf.jpg)
Best thing about "Children in Need" - Victoria Coren in Pudsey ears!
As I presently am bereft of a son and heir I feel she might be able to help with my problem.....
Children: In need.
;)
Quote from: Tawa on 11 November 2015, 07:51:39 AM
As IA presently am bereft of a son and heir I feel she might be able to help with my problem.....
Children: In need.
;)
Not sure she's allowed to give you a child in need !! ;D I'm not sure that's how it works :D
Sean
Just thought I'd post some ladies from the area I'm living in at the moment
(http://anopenvein.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/oktoberfest-girls-dirndl-beer-05.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Wq_hKElvMbM/VfzVItZdNRI/AAAAAAAAzHE/wQltA4rH2zg/s640/oktoberfest-girls-dirndl-beer-11.jpg)
Nothing like a nice big pint!
Regards
Sean
Ummmm ... Australia?
Not sure that's traditional dress Sean ... undress uniform perhaps :)
That's the way they dress here.
I'm pretty close to Munich but looks like the older ladies wear the full length dresses the younger ladies seem to wear slightly shorter ones.
Sean
They even partake of the odd beer as well lol
(http://anopenvein.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/oktoberfest-girls-dirndl-beer-03.jpg)
Non of this half a shandy business
:D ;D
Sean
Indeed they do :)
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BC21VomOzQ4/maxresdefault.jpg)
Dunno - there's one kind shandy they could give me.
I don't remember my girlfriend ever wearing a dirndl that short! :'(
Which reminds me of when my son joined the army.
"Got any naked pictures of your girlfriend?"
"No!!"
"Want some?"
:o :o :o ;D ;D ;D
If any one has naked pictures of my girlfriend I'll pay good money.
I actually knew a Playboy centrefold. Lovely Girl. Linda. I think she liked me, too (I still can't believe it). Damn, damn, damn ...........
Ahh but did you know her before or after?
Just watched "Edge: The Loner" on Amazon. Brought back many memories of the George Gilman books that I read in the 1980s. So now I want some Western figures.
(http://www.styllure.com/wpcms/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/adriana-lima-by-inez-vinoodh-for-garage-5-fallwinter-2013-14.jpg)(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0b/83/f0/0b83f08fb23a3cdc6f88a1b9a9693f0b.jpg)(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/b0/8e/d4/b08ed4ba8666bda77fe5d95c9ae73640.jpg)
Ah, yes. In the Old West there were three women for every man. Unfortunately, the same three women.
And they were knackered.
You of course know why the Dakotas gave women the vote in the 1880's, 10 men per woman and most of those were "entertainers"
IanS
Quote from: Westmarcher on 13 November 2015, 09:42:44 PM
I actually knew a Playboy centrefold. Lovely Girl. Linda. I think she liked me, too (I still can't believe it). Damn, damn, damn ...........
' ... wake up Westy .... Westy, wake up'
;D ;D
On reflection .... I exaggerated ...... it was probably Mayfair ..... or Club International ..... or Penthouse ..... or ......
Actually, folks, the truth of the matter is that she was a good acquaintance only. I knew her before (and after) her 'appearance.' Nice and very intelligent lassie.
I don't know a playmate, or any magazines centrefold (I wouldn't mind knowing Linda Lusardi though - even now), but I was in the year below (at school) the first FHM High Street Honey - Tanya Robinson.
Not a clame to fame. Just saying.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31g0-PvTr4L.jpg)
Quote from: Westmarcher on 04 December 2015, 07:37:55 PM
On reflection .... I exaggerated ...... it was probably Mayfair ..... or Club International ..... or Penthouse ..... or ......
Readers wives?
Anyway. I went see the last in the Hunger Games series and am conflicted about Jennifer Lawrence. She seems to change as you look at her, like the light flickering off the wings of a dragonfly. This, I find fascinating.
(http://www.flickeringmyth.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/jennifer-lawrence-as-mystique-in-2014-x-men.jpg)
(http://a1.files.biography.com/image/upload/c_fill,cs_srgb,dpr_1.0,g_face,h_300,q_80,w_300/MTE4MDAzNDEwODgyMjk5NDA2.jpg)(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/2285650/images/o-JENNIFER-LAWRENCE-facebook.jpg)(http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/ac1394dbdcca6a36cbf486633b129cd813095ac3/r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2012/11/18/cover-jennifer-lawrence-174-4_3.jpg)(http://www.albanydailystar.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/jennifer-lawrence-is-bidding-farewell-to-the-hunger-games-the-wildly-popular-fantasy-franchise-that-made-her-a-megastar-and-rare-hollywood-action-heroine.jpeg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BabGYY1IcAAG1TC.jpg)
Take your pick of them lads......
Think I might have just become a convert.
It's like a before and after 5 pints.
On the left is the stuff that gets taken in by the average punter. On the right is how it looks after they give it a rub with the magic cloth and display it under the special lights in the window...
Some Christmas Totty.
(http://www.blirk.net/wallpapers/1280x720/new-year-wallpaper-112.jpg) (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-cUuNr11CLCE/TuWZyOPRIcI/AAAAAAAAAZ4/PIoYBlJ8NfM/s1600/hot+christmas+girls11.jpeg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CQm1TWZzS1g/TRQfCoirOWI/AAAAAAAAC5U/TKYA5wNktFc/s1600/two-hot-christmas-girls.jpg)
On the third picture, at the bottom : the snow... is this from the movie "The Duellists" ? :-\
The sad thing is that you actually spotted it.
;D ;D
None of those women look they have an excited toddler to wake them up every five minutes and check if it's present time yet, I bet!
Quote from: toxicpixie on 23 December 2015, 09:37:10 AM
None of those women look they have an excited toddler to wake them up every five minutes and check if it's present time yet, I bet!
Working on it.....
Oh I say, matron.
Happy New Year, chaps!
(http://www.profiletreasures.com/comments/cat/New%20Years/New-Year-Sexy-Girl.gif)(http://static7.depositphotos.com/1036362/766/i/950/depositphotos_7663954-Pin-up-girl-wishing-happy-new-year.jpg)(http://media.philly.com/images/122811-Moet-Ad-610.jpg)
Quote from: fsn on 31 December 2015, 09:48:35 AM
Happy New Year, chaps!
(http://www.profiletreasures.com/comments/cat/New%20Years/New-Year-Sexy-Girl.gif)(http://static7.depositphotos.com/1036362/766/i/950/depositphotos_7663954-Pin-up-girl-wishing-happy-new-year.jpg)(http://media.philly.com/images/122811-Moet-Ad-610.jpg)
Happy New YearI wish I could post pictures of semi naked women, it could be embarrassing asking Leon to do it for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Dave
Let me post this on your behalf then Dave :)
Happy New Year to all!
New expansion into a slightly different business area, there?!
I'll make 'em. :D ;)
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Techno on 31 December 2015, 12:35:25 PM
I'll make 'em. :D ;)
Cheers - Phil
Hah!! You just want a chance to do the research :)
Moi ? ;)
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Ithoriel on 31 December 2015, 01:42:32 PM
Hah!! You just want a chance to do the research :)
Back to college I go..... ;D
Quote from: Ithoriel on 31 December 2015, 01:42:32 PM
Hah!! You just want a chance to do the research :)
No - he's far too old....... :-[
IanS
Quote from: ianrs54 on 01 January 2016, 09:22:58 AM
No - he's far too old....... :-[
IanS
Wife had a 60year old PhD starting with her. Part time of course.
I actually feel encouraged seeing older people return to education. They add in a lot of knowledge the younger ones among us should reflect upon.
I knew a Vietnam veteran who, after his stint in Nam, went to college and chose to do a librarianship course because his buddy told him "it's full of chicks". Which was true and he enjoyed it, apparently.
That was the upside for him. Downside was that he entered librarianship, and most librarians didn't seem to feel any great affinity with combat veterans. So he was glad to find someone who appreciated his war stories such as about fixing a broken track in a paddyfield under fire. Which made it hard for him to take it seriously when he was on library management training courses where people talked about 'stress'.
Chris
Quote from: Chris Pringle on 08 January 2016, 12:09:42 PM
So he was glad to find someone who appreciated his war stories such as about fixing a broken track in a paddyfield under fire. Which made it hard for him to take it seriously when he was on library management training courses where people talked about 'stress'.
I imagine having to sit in manky water hammering in a new link & pins so you can get out of there whilst people are doing their best do kill you shifts your priorities somewhat ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D oh that was an entertaining few posts. Re. stress. When people used to talk to me about stress in teaching my response was:
a) it took them 25 years to sack X, who was 59 at the time and got paid to go!!
b) and where else will you get a job with at least a week's holiday every seven or eight weeks, some of them are two week holidays and one of them is a six week holiday!
d) think of all the life experience you've had compared to your pupils, surely you can outwit them.
e) if you really don't like it do something else, life's too short.
Oh, sorry. I appear to have come to TMP by mistake.
Quick, Totty, now!
(http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/10/Sexy-Halloween-GIF.gif?gs=a)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/b72gvc5ngksfK/giphy.gif)
I won't ask, name that film.
Easy: Dusk til Dawn! :)
Just saw the first two episodes of the TV series of From Dusk till Dawn on Spike the other night.
(http://cdn2-www.comingsoon.net/assets/uploads/2014/04/file_117380_1_santanico-hotline-small.jpg)
Salma Hayek, as Santanico Pandemonium [film version]
(http://www.joblo.com/images_arrownews/salma_hayek_from_dusk_till_dawn_ubhZnwa.sized.jpg)
Eiza Gonzalez, as Santanico Pandemonium [tv version]
(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2014/04/28/0428-eiza-landscape-240x285.jpg)
Sorry ... just had to check Selma Hayek was as lovely as I thought she was.
(http://celebritiespedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/salma-hayek12.jpg)(http://iloveuselessknowledge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/2012-10-10-salma-hayek-madonna-body-envy-hapers-bazaar-uk-babado-e-confusao-querida-3.jpg)(http://www.suggestsoft.com/images/screensavers123/salma-hayek-screensaver-123.gif)
Yup.
I saw those as well. Don't much like Tarantino's offerings although the film FDTD is a slight exception. Jury is still out here on the series.
Both of these fine vampiric specimens of the female persuasion look good to me.
I'll take them both ta :D
Quote from: fsn on 08 January 2016, 09:43:16 PM
Sorry ... just had to check Selma Hayek was as lovely as I thought she was.
(http://celebritiespedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/salma-hayek12.jpg)(http://iloveuselessknowledge.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/2012-10-10-salma-hayek-madonna-body-envy-hapers-bazaar-uk-babado-e-confusao-querida-3.jpg)(http://www.suggestsoft.com/images/screensavers123/salma-hayek-screensaver-123.gif)
Yup.
Betcha don't know the difference between her and a Centurion :P
I do, a centurion has a transverse crest. Still too TMP methinks!
Quote from: sebigboss79 on 11 January 2016, 08:59:54 PM
Betcha don't know the difference between her and a Centurion :P
There's a joke in there about exhaust pipes ;D
Kate Upton as Athena anybody?
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/743c4656e3f0051b59ed516dde16d179/tumblr_ngqtylsmUR1u55zd2o1_500.jpg)
Which mark of Centurion?
Surely a Centurion would be Marcus?
Quote from: Last Hussar on 11 January 2016, 09:34:19 PM
Surely a Centurion would be Marcus?
What about Dave? There's
always a Dave.
Don't know about a Dave, but Google says Danish. But then Google's hardly reliable, so they're probably Japanese.
(http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000wDuVoD98qeI/s/750/750/NATO85-023.jpg)
(http://c8.alamy.com/comp/E7BEMH/nato-exercises-in-germany-female-crew-of-a-tank-centurion-of-danish-E7BEMH.jpg)
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 12 January 2016, 09:50:11 AM
Don't know about a Dave, but Google says Danish. But then Google's hardly reliable, so they're probably Japanese.
Sthtwike him Centurwion!
Do what, Sir ?
Come on Techno, Life of Brian.
Would be better if those damned women moved out the way! >:(
Is that Madsen SMG's they're carrying?
Quote from: Tawa on 12 January 2016, 08:03:57 PM
Sthtwike him Centurwion!
And throw him to the floor, Sir ?
(I got my line above, in the wrong place. :D)
Cheers - Phil
;D ;D ;D
It took some finding, a Madsen M50 SMG with a female user...
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQS914d_JzWVkB1cs0WoJ2tZpnEYmO5jbQPgkf5AVq_BcWYVpWTPw)
No idea who, or what they are.
Also found this.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TLk9-wloEcU/hqdefault.jpg)
:-\ then I also found this
(http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/d/d9/POTA2_16.jpg/600px-POTA2_16.jpg)
Some people need to look up depilation in the dictionary
Quote from: Techno on 13 January 2016, 07:06:40 AMAnd throw him to the floor, Sir?
Yeth! Vewwy woughly!
Quote from: Tawa on 11 January 2016, 09:36:26 PM
What about Dave? There's always a Dave.
In any group of 4 or more men there will be a Dave. Once the group reaches 7 or 8 there will be 2 Daves. one of these will be called 'Big Dave'.
Surprisingly amongst my regular wargaming opponents, and there are considerably more than four, there isn't a single Dave. Similarly in my walking group there is no Dave.
We have one, do you want him?
We used to have two, but not-big-Dave retired to France!
But then you won't have a Dave.
I've got a few you can have. >:(
About seven of our regular shunters are called Dave. And two of our Ops are called Dave as well..... ;D
Well, while we are talking about Daves...
(http://www.sexiest-presenters.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/davina-mccall-1.jpg)
(http://www.newsmediaimages.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/hot-slut-davina-mcCall-newsmediaimages-1.jpg)
Quote from: Tawa on 11 January 2016, 09:28:21 PM
There's a joke in there about exhaust pipes ;D
There is but I am trying to be good :)
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 14 January 2016, 09:34:28 PM
There is but I am trying to be good :)
For shame! ;D
Quote from: Last Hussar on 14 January 2016, 09:31:54 PM(http://www.newsmediaimages.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/hot-slut-davina-mcCall-newsmediaimages-1.jpg)
*BOING!* :D
Struggling to find the Dave joke in those two photos.
Depends on how you pronounce Davina [McCall].
For me it D'Vina. Sounding like De-Vina. But I'm Northern, so maybe others will pronounce it more Dave-Eena.
Dave-Eena sounds more cross dressing Minion than McCall!
Well, I googled "cross dressing Minions" and this is what it gave me...
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71g%2B5ungGIL._SY355_.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f5/d2/4a/f5d24ab6e7b81fbf6ea48bf19c3a2f40.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/89/cc/54/89cc54c7c52f109a40c188c697781188.jpg)
For once, I'm thankful for a google mistake.
I was dreading seeing a 'Dave' in drag :o
BANANA!
No, that's entirely accurate on Google's part - those Minions are blokes, the people playing them/dressed up are women :)
What sort of person goes "I know- I'll Google cross-dressing minion"?
Hello! :D
Roy and FSN, obviously!
the middle one looks like one of my ex's
Well, there's no need to boast.
That's Fierce Kitty's job.
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 15 January 2016, 11:22:38 AM
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In the event of me ever becoming an international master criminal, No2 could be my Bob!
Re. Davina McCall
a) I'm northern as well and also pronounce it D'vina.
b) I had no idea that it was Davina McCall as I watch hardly any live TV these days.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 15 January 2016, 07:14:45 PM
What sort of person goes "I know- I'll Google cross-dressing minion"?
:-h
I then googled "What sort of person goes "I know- I'll Google cross-dressing minion"?"
But it came back with this :(
QuoteYour search - What sort of person goes "I know- I'll Google cross-dressing minion"? - did not match any image results.
Suggestions:
Make sure that all words are spelled correctly.
Try different keywords.
Try more general keywords.
Try fewer keywords.
So I then googled "random top totty" and the first image it showed was
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/655/22712034365_3ce9e7f928.jpg)
I then googled "last hussar"* and (to fit with this thread) the first female picture provided this [*not meaning any offence - I just spot words on the Internet and google them]
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTA2WNmCSYTF03Jy85VxdUO0aiRdN201yOI1DWXuNiMcmNtrRfGAQ)
"Grand Duchess Olga Nikolaevna Romanvoa of Russia (1895-191), eldest daughter of the last Tsar, in her Hussar uniform."
This
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_Nr9CZwR8UQ/UPoS_6t91GI/AAAAAAAAexA/yJvZd5qB4GI/s1600/Grand+Duchesses+Olga+and+Tatina+in+the+uniforms+of+their+respective+regiments,+the+Voznesenskiye+Ulahns+and+the+Elisavetgradsky+Hussars,+July+13th,+1913.tumblr_m8ciuqkAvJ1rx0gjpo1_500.jpg)
And this
(http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17536465/images/1326534838290.jpg)
Its now somebody else's turn to find a daft photo we can talk about :D
Googled military women
This is a 1948 Israeli woman.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c6/Haganah_Woman.jpg)
Techno, when you're making some modern infantry ... please?
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e1/Zahlefashion.jpg/800px-Zahlefashion.jpg)
No idea. Arabic website but am quite fascinated by the figure in the centre.
(http://www.latinlife.com/media/CACHE/images/hero/maxresdefault_UlE5UxN/8c16c7353d2424f44a71fd12216d60dc.jpg)
Mexican revolution
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/4ceb5dce58b2bc7684245ba004765e91/tumblr_nbi1qbIPwK1t3cxt2o1_500.jpg)
This one I know about. The British invented a death ray in 1941, as demonstrated here. Could take out a Pz IV at 400m, then carry on through the two behind it. However, it had unfortunate radiation type side effects on gentlemen, so could only be used by ladies. Of course, it would be quite unBritish to allow the gentler sex into frontline service, so the death ray was shelved.
What are they shooting at ? :-\
(http://2d6.fr/photos/clowneries/tumblr_nbi1qbIPwK1t3cxt2o1_500.jpg)
:P ;)
Ah! The one on the left has the Mk3 Ground version, so would be sighting on armour, perhaps even fotifications, the other two have the lighter Mk5c version (without foregrip, and with built in compact mirror) used against aircraft, but could also destroy a SdKfz 251 lengthways before melting the PaK40 behind it.
There was a plan to launch "Girl Commando" units, armed with death rays against Festung Europa. Unfortunately, the Navy couldn't provide landing craft suitable for females wearing skirts to board decorously. A Colonel P J Taft sent a memo to the War Office in early 1942 suggesting that the Girl Commandos could wear slacks. He was not formally cashiered, but shunned by every right thinking officer and was barred from several clubs. He later took to drinking gin through a straw and died in Rangoon in 1946 in an unfortunate elephant accident.
Why on earth did they bother with a death ray? Every married man knows that the cold shoulder of scorn from the wife is enough to stop a man dead in his tracks.
If you want the ultimate weapon of fear just introduce the mother in law.....
Since we have a Star Wars thread elsewhere on the forum I thought these might be apposite
(http://www.geeksaresexy.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/join_its_your_duty.jpg)(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--si4NUmIh--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_320/18r8n5n1qxcusjpg.jpg)(http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/3470077+_d1a62a5b087f8f3766c90669a309d17c.jpg)
That Hussar uniform - bit understated.
Women in Cat Fancy Dress has happy memories for me. New Years Eve 1987 to be precise. :>
Quote from: Ithoriel on 16 January 2016, 01:17:58 PM
Since we have a Star Wars thread elsewhere on the forum I thought these might be apposite
(http://www.geeksaresexy.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/join_its_your_duty.jpg)(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--si4NUmIh--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_320/18r8n5n1qxcusjpg.jpg)(http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/3470077+_d1a62a5b087f8f3766c90669a309d17c.jpg)
Three perfect reasons to bat for the Dark side.......
;D ;D ;D - oh, how entertaining. I think I could serve her at the top.
(https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/2/3/1328284333479/Top-Totty-on-sale-in-Stra-007.jpg?w=620&q=85&auto=format&sharp=10&s=68637592e96a4e2445303439444ec9d2)
Quote from: fsn on 16 January 2016, 12:55:36 PM
Ah! The one on the left has the Mk3 Ground version, (...) the lighter Mk5c version (...)
(...) unfortunate elephant accident.
;D
Quote from: fsn on 16 January 2016, 11:11:40 AM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e1/Zahlefashion.jpg/800px-Zahlefashion.jpg)
No idea. Arabic website but am quite fascinated by the figure in the centre.
She's a Desert Snorkel Trooper, part of an elite unit known as the Jezebels of the Dunes.
While the other two lovelies create a distraction she rises from the sand behind the target(s) in ambush. During the ensuing confusion the aforementioned two enter the fray, thus ensuring a swift victory.
Cheers!
Meirion
:D :o
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Why would she be looking in a compact mirror when there is a 4foot one right in front of her!!! :o
Quote from: mad lemmey on 21 January 2016, 11:41:30 PM
Why would she be looking in a compact mirror when there is a 4foot one right in front of her!!! :o
Mirror? @-)
Is she a 1940s re-enactor?
Quote from: mad lemmey on 21 January 2016, 11:41:30 PM
Why would she be looking in a compact mirror when there is a 4foot one right in front of her!!! :o
Compact mirrors are sometimes magnifiers, so more suited to applying lipstick than the larger one. Good grief man, surely you know that from Saturday nights in the forum bar ;)
Quote from: Leman on 22 January 2016, 08:05:21 AM
Is she a 1940s re-enactor?
If she is I'm getting an officers uniform and carting her off for a spin in my jeep :D
Not a bit of boogie woogie with Glenn Miller?
Forced to research 1940's lingerie ...
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e3/e3/06/e3e306b28d1b9d836c47658157051572.jpg)(http://fabfashionfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/519.jpg)(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/77/74/f8/7774f83bdedf9feed5e45435248f24a3.jpg)
Got distracted.
You're in good company. Noted military theorist Sir Basil Liddell Hart was also distracted by it and was an expert on corsetry as well as strategy.
Amazing what you can learn from studying military history, what?
Stunned into silence! :-X
"Forced"
I had a girlfriend who liked to dress like that.
Quote from: fsn on 22 January 2016, 06:01:31 PM
Forced to research 1940's lingerie ...
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e3/e3/06/e3e306b28d1b9d836c47658157051572.jpg)(http://fabfashionfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/519.jpg)(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/77/74/f8/7774f83bdedf9feed5e45435248f24a3.jpg)
Got distracted.
Finally, some pics here worth a second glance. :)
Quote from: Last Hussar on 23 January 2016, 01:18:52 AM
"Forced"
I know. It's an awful job, but someone's got to do it. :(
(http://heres-looking-like-you-kid.com/files/2009/03/joan_crawford_ourblushingbrides.jpg)(http://www.swingfashionista.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/633-9.jpg)(http://www.vintagelingerieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/jean-harlow-nude-336x474.jpg)
Quote from: Last Hussar on 23 January 2016, 01:19:38 AM
I had a girlfriend who liked to dress like that.
Lucky sod! :-bd
Gentlemen, I give you,"Wives and girlfriends ... may they never meet!" :)
The best of all Navy toasts.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 23 January 2016, 01:19:38 AM
I had a girlfriend who liked to dress like that.
I
have a girlfriend who
used to dress like that... :(
Quote from: Tawa on 25 January 2016, 07:40:02 PM
I have a girlfriend who used to dress like that... :(
Time to trade her in perhaps?? ;)
Quote from: Ithoriel on 23 January 2016, 11:49:05 PM
Gentlemen, I give you,"Wives and girlfriends ... may they never meet!" :)
Its probably best not to meet the Mistresses' husand either ! ;)
I used to say to all my nephews "If you must have a relationship with a married women, make sure they are married to someone else!" :d
Sadly none took my advice thay are now all married
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 26 January 2016, 12:44:54 AMI used to say to all my nephews "If you must have a relationship with a married women, make sure they are married to someone else!"
Back in't days of my teens, if I was off out on a Friday night my dad used to tell me "If you're not in bed by midnight son, then come home!" :D
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 26 January 2016, 12:42:15 AM
Time to trade her in perhaps?? ;)
Tried that. I'm the sort of bloke that would pick out his own keys at
that sort of party......
You need to make sure there are other people there.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 26 January 2016, 07:23:16 PM
You need to make sure there are other people there.
Oh..... :-[
(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/t/happy-smiling-driver-woman-looking-back-showing-car-key-sitting-new-auto-29725120.jpg)
:-bd
I know a girl who dresses in Steampunk roleplay costumes with corsets & leather, and posts pictures on Facebook. Trouble is, I last met her 10 years ago or more when she was about 12... :o
Do you think it is wise to post such information?
..... and the Facebook page is?
I'm watching this.
(And the delete button is on standby...... :P)
Cheers - Phil
She is now 23, and is 20+ in all the pics (and just got married), and, no, I'm not posting the URL.
http://vidmax.com/gallery/69693-38-images-of-steampunk-babes-that-will-wake-your-ass-up-this-morning/5
I have found her
I tried putting the image in, but I can never seem to get it right
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 27 January 2016, 10:46:08 AM
(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/t/happy-smiling-driver-woman-looking-back-showing-car-key-sitting-new-auto-29725120.jpg)
See you guys later! :D
Nicely done Orcs old boy!
Me (joking) - "I'd go with Wilma [Flintstone] but I'd be thinking of Betty"
Female friend - "What a surprise, you prefer the short busty brunette."
Me "I have a type?"
Quote from: Last Hussar on 27 January 2016, 08:09:05 PM
Me (joking) - "I'd go with Wilma [Flintstone] but I'd be thinking of Betty"
Quote from: Last Hussar on 27 January 2016, 08:09:05 PM
Me "I have a type?"
No the only question you ask is "does it have a pulse?" :)
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 27 January 2016, 10:39:07 PM
No the only question you ask is "does it have a pulse?" :)
You have a pulse, and let me assure you, you are perfectly safe.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 28 January 2016, 12:09:01 AM
You have a pulse, and let me assure you, you are perfectly safe.
I m very relieved to know that. ;D ;D
Quote from: Last Hussar on 28 January 2016, 12:09:01 AM
You have a pulse, and let me assure you, you are perfectly safe.
I haven't.
There
was a bag of them at the back of a cupboard, but we threw them away.
Does this mean I'm NOT safe ?
Cheers - Worried of Wales
The replies get crude from this point, but assume that you are also safe.
Safe. And mostly intact.....
Getting this thread back on track ... with some rugby ...
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Reminds me of being on the back of the rugby coach when I played for school, and singing, "If I was the marrying kind, which thank the lord I'm not sir,, the kind of girl that i would wed would be a scrum-half's daughter.........etc."
Where did those pictures come from. Asking for a friend.
Up and under would have made much more sense in those circumstances. I think they were training at Bristol City at the time.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 28 January 2016, 10:21:27 PM
Where did those pictures come from. Asking for a friend.
I believe you need to search for the Oxford Women's Rugby Calendar.
Ooooh - naked posh totty - get in!
Quote from: Last Hussar on 28 January 2016, 10:21:27 PM
Where did those pictures come from. Asking for a friend.
And can anyone else see this "friend"? ;)
He's shy?
Pierre the Shy?
Well they do like their rugby in NZ.
Those who don't like rugby might like to look at the Newcastle University Boat Club calendar from a year or two back, though probably not while at work! At least ... err ... so my friend tells me :)
Those forum members of a delicate disposition may need to be warned that the boat club have both a male and female section!
Quote from: mad lemmey on 30 January 2016, 12:54:09 AM
Pierre the Shy?
??? No Lemmy wasn't me gov'ner - I've never met Last Hussar.
Been busy playing Volley and Bayonet in Upper Hutt all day - I have witnesses ;)
Hussar, I'm a big boy now and can ask for myself!
Quote from: Leman on 28 January 2016, 10:16:28 PM
Reminds me of being on the back of the rugby coach when I played for school, and singing, "If I was the marrying kind, which thank the lord I'm not sir,, the kind of girl that i would wed would be a scrum-half's daughter.........etc."
That drifted across the campsite one evening at Basing House last year.... ;D
Mexican weather forecast anyone?
(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2270796!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_1200/yanet-garcia.jpg)(http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/15/28/1280x703/gallery-1436278461-yanetgarcia2.jpg)(http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/t_article_image/Screen_Shot_2015-06-24_at_4.51.33_PM_u6wlrj.png)
Bootyful!!!
Scorchio!
Condociones actuales reminds me of the lad's lady,
But you can't see her face?
Ooooooh! :o
Oh I say.... =P~
Quote from: fsn on 31 January 2016, 11:57:44 AM
But you can't see her face?
Ooooooh! :o
And this bothers you because ???
Think he's having one of those fire stoking and mantlepiece moments. :d
I'd assumed fsn's post was a faux naive "how can you be reminded of her if you can't see the weather girl's face .... oooooh! it's not her FACE you're being reminded of"
Nowt faux about it.
In Nik's absence there has been a sad lack of Steampunk and the like in this thread so I thought it was time to rectify that.
I started off looking for inspiration for a Fantasy Renaissance army complete with Leonardo's tanks and helicopters, brass golems, steam cannon and more historical troop types to boot.
Found myself distracted by fantasy of another kind, I guess :)
(http://orig06.deviantart.net/be0f/f/2015/281/3/a/9bnlkqcg9ii_1_by_captainirachka-d9cd89x.jpg)(http://orig14.deviantart.net/0282/f/2015/294/5/d/qskxflurpgc_by_captainirachka-d9dvkvb.jpg)(http://orig10.deviantart.net/b7d9/f/2014/096/3/f/midnight_oil_by_marcoribbe_de-d7dc1oy.jpg)(http://img02.deviantart.net/cbae/i/2012/091/4/6/steampunk_5_by_insane_pencil-d2rv5av.jpg)(http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11123/111231082/4782487-3012053488-steam.jpg)(http://orig02.deviantart.net/aa10/f/2012/115/1/9/clockwork_by_marcoribbe_de-d4xjxol.jpg)
I wonder if those young ladies are going to be entertaining the waiting crowds at Salute this year. I only ask because in 2014 there were people dressed in Star Wars costumes and believe me these ladies are FAR more attractive :x :x :D ;)
That basque is giving me cognitive dissonance.
It's a very obscure language, I'm not surprised ;D :'( ;D
I don't think she's from Bilbao though.
What's Mr Baggins got to do with this thread ?
Cheers - Phil
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/8f/99/0f/8f990ff2473c1802291175f5066c7310.jpg)
Vintage Steam Women
(http://www.dl-online.com/sites/default/files/styles/full_1000/public/fieldimages/5/0304/8-31-rollag.jpg?itok=hi3niNri)
Contemporary Steam Women
(http://www.prettydesigns.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Crazy-Purple-Punk-Hairstyles-for-Women.jpg)
Punk Woman
Mix them all together and what do you get...
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--6q7saNgF--/18r7yq12uq3evjpg.jpg)
Princess Leia!
Is the bottom one CGI, real, or an extraordinarily well painted model ?
Cheers - Phil
The vintage steam women look dirtier!
That first one - she can grind my gears...
Quote from: Leman on 04 February 2016, 04:56:03 PM
The vintage steam women look dirtier!
And probably more fun, in the bedroom or out
That's more of an Orc's post, Mark. (See 'A General Apology topic', if this doesn't make sense.)
The Nobbyvirus wearing off ?
Cheers - Phil.
WHOOPS !!!
I had been lookimng at the Steam Punk lovlies as a diversion to putting up some shelves in my Den when Mrs Orcs came home from work and came and sat on the only chair in the Den, the one between the painting table and the computer.
Unfortunately the screen had not gone to sleep!!! Need I say more? :(
;D ;D ;D
So she's gone out to buy cogs for her undies?
Somebody had better post another distracting picture soon.
Skyrim cosplay? Something for everyone :)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fuH2TbUks5s/UpaJpyH1ukI/AAAAAAAABjM/Bd79HCOWHX4/s640/amanada3+copy.jpg)(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/06/74/97/067497e1110c4bafe1e0730906f1bf87.jpg)(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/3a/96/ec/3a96ec5be28bc3fb41227eacffac311f.jpg)(https://www.kamuicosplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Skyrim_2.jpg)(http://fanboyfashion.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Skyrim-Draugr-Deathlords-Cosplay.jpg)
I prefer playing Skyrim as a Cat character when on the Xbox (I play wearing clothes, before anyone asks!). Huge advantage being able to see in the dark I find. Bit rubbish that the Khajiit can't marry though.
Just looked at the Khajiit cosplay and its more turn-off than turn-on for me. Half the time you can't tell if its a male or female cat!
I think Miss Han's bosoms are in fact an integral part of her costume.
Never really liked the Khajiit as a race to play.
I always play magic users of some sort so the night vision is soon superseded by magelight and the like.
Having lots of fun back in Skyrim recently running an undead Breton character. Anyone who plays will realise I'm using quite a lot of DLC this time around.
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 06 February 2016, 12:07:05 PM
... when on the Xbox (I play wearing clothes, before anyone asks!).
Weirdo!
Much more natural.
(http://poonzone.com/feeds/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/veronica_videogame_01-01.jpg)(http://thexbabes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/girl-playing-xbox-naked-02.jpg)
Quote from: Ithoriel on 06 February 2016, 12:50:41 PM
I always play magic users of some sort so the night vision is soon superseded by magelight and the like.
Oblivion I just used to cheat my way through the game - casting muffle and invisibility and night eye and then running around to steal / complete things. Didn't really matter what race I played. Argonian's water-breathing was useful though.
Skyrim I've tried a few races. Bretonnian as a wizard. Nord as a warrior. This time around as a Khajiit archer - specialising in night attack hit-and-runs.
Thing about Magelight I'm not struck on is the need to have a hand free to cast - and I'm no good as a magic user, as I forget about the stoneflesh type spells and wards. Magelight also makes you visible to the enemy and doesn't suit my style.
QuoteDating Show Contestant Dresses Up as a Cat To Find Mr. Right
People are so superficial. That's why one dating show contestant in China decided to hide her real appearance and dress up like a cat woman. As one does.
The mysterious contestant appeared on dating program If You Are the One. It's like watching a Khajiit character from Skyrim trying to make a love connection.
According to Yule and CRI, the woman works as a professional make-up artist and used her skills to create the purrfect, uh, perfect look.
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_original/e8hu6btlknqeiezk66jm.jpg)
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_original/i3me0k4qhbjwrlyv2p6x.jpg)
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_original/qsqmluwzzy4bnvkoujvt.jpg)
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 06 February 2016, 01:06:50 PM
Oblivion I just used to cheat my way through the game <snip>
Character shown has 5000 points of armour and her bow does base damage of 141,000 points plus fire, cold, shock, magic, paralyze and various absorbtions :-[ :-[ :-[
;D
No wonder I never completed that game if that's what you need to do so.
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 06 February 2016, 04:12:14 PM
;D
No wonder I never completed that game if that's what you need to do so.
Completed it last with an armour rating of 600 and primary weapon was a bow that did around 300 points of damage. Completed the main quests with around a dozen characters now - so this time I decided to see just how overpowered you can get.
Well, that's successfully derailed the thread :D
Quote from: Ithoriel on 06 February 2016, 04:25:16 PM
Well, that's successfully derailed the thread :D
Woman. Rail.
(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/young-woman-goes-railway-rails-14755894.jpg)
Back on track.
(http://www.donetskrail.com/_ph/11/652845453.jpg)
I thank you 8-}
Thanks Roy, this had become like going to the PlayBoy Mansion for a LAN party :D
Although now I'm twitching as people hanging about on rail tracks makes me think of those horrendous PSA safety adverts from the 70/80's. Something gruesome is obviously about to happen!
Better they be on the train.
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I say old chap! :D
To compliment the Dad's Army thread ...
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And yes, I know we've had this one before but it's worth repeating
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There's lovely.
Charles you lucky chap!
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I'm off for a cold shower..... :D
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/catherine-zetajones/images/6/69/Marylin.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20141028202834)
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I'd quite like this one.......
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Couple of those she looks like Dawn French!
Tbh: I think I prefer Ms. French!
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(http://urbgasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/sexy-black-girl.jpg)(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/sexy-asian-women-girls-0.jpg)
Sorry, but this had to be done.
is it just me, or is it becoming warm here, in front of my computer ..?
:D
Well none of those look like Dawn French.
Quote from: Leman on 12 February 2016, 08:39:07 PM
Well none of those look like Dawn French.
Someone with good photoshop skills ?
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: ronan on 12 February 2016, 06:36:03 PM
is it just me, or is it becoming warm here, in front of my computer ..?
:D
A bit.....
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Another Italian lady... Caterina Murino =P~
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Looking for a recipe for Herring Fillets in a Thai sauce and mistyped herring as herrig. Found a much tastier dish, especially as I'm vegetarian!
Felice Herrig - kickboxer, Muay Thai fighter, and mixed martial artist
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Quote from: Ithoriel on 14 February 2016, 01:49:53 PM
Looking for a recipe for Herring Fillets in a Thai sauce and mistyped herring as herrig. Found a much tastier dish, especially as I'm vegetarian!
Mistyped Mike, that's a good one!
I don't think we have herrings here in our seas.
Despite which at least two of our local supermarkets have Herring Fillets in Thai Sauce. Being a cheapskate I wondered if I could make it cheaper than the cost of the pre-prepared versions.
Herrings aren't vegetables.
They are, however, according to a folk song, the king of the fish.
Is it a Dutch folk song by any chance?
Quote from: Ithoriel on 14 February 2016, 11:34:48 PM
Despite which at least two of our local supermarkets have Herring Fillets in Thai Sauce. Being a cheap skate I wondered if I could make it cheaper than the cost of the pre-prepared versions.
We don't see skate in our shops here either, alas. I miss a good
rai aux buerre noir.
QuoteThe annual production promises 12 'beautiful women with monster carp – every fisherman's dream'.
(http://keyassets.timeincuk.net/inspirewp/live/wp-content/uploads/sites/15/2014/12/TFGEAR1-282x400.jpg)
WHY can't wargaming have such a calendar?! Billions of books on rules and stupid little details, but no top totty calendars :'(
I thought there were calendars available with women in suitably adjusted Napoleonic gear. Not a great fan of the Napoleonic period though. Prefer earlier or later.
Sorry, I mean actually wargaming focused and not militaria / military history in general.
Ladies playing games, or painting toy soldiers, or reading a rules book. Obviously in ludicrously short/tight/inappropriate clothing that would see me labelled as a Jack the Lad or a Yobbo for admitting to looking at such 'bloke-ish' material. Throw enough money at a page 3 girl and I'm sure that she'd have no qualms to humour us and play with toy soldiers during a photo shoot.
Obviously, to make it tasteful, the rules and figures used would have to be suitably 'old school', then such a calendar would at least have a little bit of culture. I wonder if such a venture could receive Lottery Funding? ;D
Donate the monies in and maybe!
Tastefully done now, tastefully done. No bad paint jobs or too many spikey bits!
Don't you mean tottery funding Roy?
Surely this could be crowdsourced simply by Forum members persuading their wives / girlfriends / significant others to be photographed with their hands on their little soldiers?
My soldier isn't so little, I'll have you know!
- Proudly African.
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Lonely Hearts Column
Looking for a female who likes to play board games. All types considered, but preferably not over 40 years old (that's the games, not the women).
If such a lady also liked tabletop gaming, this would be a plus.
Any ladies must be, at least, tolerant of ginger-haired people. Cruelty against the U.K.'s Ginger Minority is a little-spoken of issue, and our numbers are only growing less every year.
Oh, and any suitable women must be realistic and accept that human's fart!
Looking forward to hearing any replies - Won't be surprised if I receive none. =((
;D
Lonely Hearts Column
Looking for a Female with GSOH who likes tabletop games. Preferably with well painted 15mm Imperialist Army for the Italian Wars.
If Interested Please send Picture .......Of Army
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 17 February 2016, 03:04:05 PM
Lonely Hearts Column
Looking for a Female with GSOH who likes tabletop games. Preferably with well painted 15mm Imperialist Army for the Italian Wars.
If Interested Please send Picture .......Of Army
Will I do ;D
You can live in hope Roy.
They do exist but are hard to locate mainly due to the fact that when they come available they can pick the best of the bunch and us normal gamers being an acquired taste we don't stand a cat in hells chance 8-} :-B =O
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 17 February 2016, 02:52:16 PM
Any ladies must be, at least, tolerant of ginger-haired people. Cruelty against the U.K.'s Ginger Minority is a little-spoken of issue, and our numbers are only growing less every year.
Get yourself north of the border Roy.
All the women here look like this, and they play games too!
Honest! :)
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Honest! :)
EDIT: Pics resized.
I've seen the girl in our local Games Workshop (which, incidentally has rebranded itself as Warhammer - which I thought they had just killed off ???) - and ...... no thanks!
Quote from: jimduncanuk on 17 February 2016, 04:39:27 PM
All the women here look like this, and they play games too!
I have to admit that when I was up in the Highlands the other year, back, it was the only place I've been in the UK that I've not actually felt out of place. Nor was I concerned that I might fall foul of other people's prejudices.
Then I went and ruined it by wearing an Old Firm football shirt ;D ...especially since the bloke who owned the holiday cottage I was staying at supported the opposite team.
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 17 February 2016, 06:54:49 PM
Then I went and ruined it by wearing an Old Firm football shirt ;D ...especially since the bloke who owned the holiday cottage I was staying at supported the opposite team.
This brings a minimum penalty of a severe tongue lashing in certain parts of this idyllic country.
Just seen "Deadpool".
Morena Baccarin is :x
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BTW, Scottish girls are fabulous.
One of Fireflies best finds!
I'd trade you Morena Baccarin for Jewel Staite ... if only :x =(( =O
Jewel Staite... I'll be in my bunk.
She definitely looks vert serene in those photos.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 17 February 2016, 11:19:13 PM
Jewel Staite... I'll be in my bunk.
I'll join you.
No. Hang on.
That probably doesn't sound right.
Watched this film last night...
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Any guesses?
Film Title:
Actress Shown:
Her Gladiator Fighting Style:
The problem with Jewel Staite was that she was bonkers. I always had the feeling that if you got close to her she'd plunge a knife in your back.
Quote from: Leman on 18 February 2016, 01:53:13 PM
The problem with Jewel Staite was that she was bonkers. I always had the feeling that if you got close to her she'd plunge a knife in your back.
Are we talking about the same actress? Speaking as a flan, I always found her rather sweet, as were the rest of the cast members I came across.
I think he's thinking of River / Summer Glau, not Kayleigh Jewell Staite!
Flans can't talk, Mike
They're there to be eaten.....(Or was that deliberate ?....Sweet...Flan.....Geddit ?) ;)
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 18 February 2016, 10:18:14 AM
Watched this film last night...
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Any guesses?
Film Title:
Actress Shown:
Her Gladiator Fighting Style:
The Arena
Pam Grier
Retiarius
Ferb
Quote from: Techno on 18 February 2016, 02:19:24 PM
Flans can't talk, Mike
They're there to be eaten.....(Or was that deliberate ?....Sweet...Flan.....Geddit ?) ;)
Cheers - Phil
Nathan Fillion (Mal in Firefly and now Castle in Castle) was talking to one of the early fan events and intended to thank the fans for their support but misspoke and called them flans instead ... and so we went from Browncoats to flans in a soundbite :)
Quote from: Ferb on 18 February 2016, 02:21:45 PM
The Arena
Pam Grier
Retiarius
Ferb
It would have to be
retiaria.
Quote from: Ithoriel on 18 February 2016, 02:28:13 PM
Nathan Fillion (Mal in Firefly and now Castle in Castle) was talking to one of the early fan events and intended to thank the fans for their support but misspoke and called them flans instead ... and so we went from Browncoats to flans in a soundbite :)
Thought that might have been deliberate, Mike ! ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: fsn on 18 February 2016, 08:14:30 AM
I'll join you.
No. Hang on.
That probably doesn't sound right.
;D ;D ;D
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 17 February 2016, 06:54:49 PMThen I went and ruined it by wearing an Old Firm football shirt ;D ...especially since the bloke who owned the holiday cottage I was staying at supported the opposite team.
Dare I ask which way around you are? :D
Quote from: Tawa on 18 February 2016, 03:28:11 PM
Dare I ask which way around you are? :D
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Safest answer. Even if a tad cryptic. [apparently they're four-leaf clovers]
Alternatively;
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Those are NEVER four leaf clovers......But you did say "Apparently."
(Unless they've been genetically modified....In plastic.)
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 18 February 2016, 04:14:37 PM
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Safest answer. Even if a tad cryptic. [apparently they're four-leaf clovers]
Alternatively;
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Hibs?
Jewel Staite
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Quote from: Ithoriel on 18 February 2016, 02:13:09 PM
Are we talking about the same actress? Speaking as a flan, I always found her rather sweet, as were the rest of the cast members I came across.
No, cocked up there did'I . Jewel Staite is gorgeous, particularly with a smudge of oil on her nose, I was thinking of the young one who clearly was bonkers.
Summer Glau. Do I have to search through lots of photos of her looking lovely? *Sigh* If I must, I must.
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'Summer Jewel' :D
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and then we have the Summer Glau caption competition...
(http://photos.summer-glau.com/albums/userpics/10003/aa/Calgary_Comic_Expo_20.jpg)
Is that a spanner in his pocket or is he just glad to see her?
Quote from: fsn on 18 February 2016, 08:36:59 PM
Jewel Staite
(http://www.blastr.com/sites/blastr/files/jewelstaite2.jpg)
Yeah, I first remember her from Stargate Atlantis.
Cute smile and lovely hair :x
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 18 February 2016, 04:14:37 PMSafest answer. Even if a tad cryptic. [apparently they're four-leaf clovers]
I guess I can no longer talk to you...... ;D
Hellooooooo :D
Quote from: fsn on 18 February 2016, 08:36:59 PM
Jewel Staite
(http://www.blastr.com/sites/blastr/files/jewelstaite2.jpg)
Quote from: Tawa on 21 February 2016, 02:10:32 PM
I guess I can no longer talk to you...... ;D
Yep, there's always that problem. Another reason why I changed my username from ginger
bhoy.
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 21 February 2016, 02:14:05 PM
Yep, there's always that problem. Another reason why I changed my username from gingerbhoy.
Nothing wrong with a bit of ginger. :P At least that's what I keep trying to tell the Mrs...... ;D
Got to love a ginger!
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You'll get Mr Harwood all hot and bothered....if his local hamsters are turning the wheel fast enough to allow him on line.
IanS
Ginger's don't do anything for me.
Damn, just to ruin my own statement. Joanne Whalley. :-bd
Sorsha, from Willow
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Or, from Beowulf
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So I asked the Mrs, "Can I have that one?" and her answer was 'yeah, ok.'
Whoohoo! :D
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WPC Amy Pond I am so in lust :x :x
Note to self:-
Do not look at the Top Totty Thread when on nights. It leaves you all...all unnecessary. :(
Quote from: Tawa on 22 February 2016, 04:33:58 PM
So I asked the Mrs, "Can I have that one?" and her answer was 'yeah, ok.'
Whoohoo! :D
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You do realise that "having tat one" will cost you at leasy 50% of everrything you own and if you have kids that goes up to about 75%
However as someone who decided he did "Want the one he was not supposed to have" I can assure you of the following
1 Owning a Ferrari and running it for several years would have been significantly cheaper, as would a new Porshe 911
2 Its probably best if "the one you want " does not live next door but one :d
2 It was the best £150,000 I ever spent. :-bd :-bd
3 And it was
probably definitely as much fun as no 1 (Mrs Orcs walked in as I was typing - hence the stike out )
So you pays your money and takes your choice :) :)
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 27 February 2016, 12:59:54 PM
You do realise that "having tat one" will cost you at leasy 50% of everrything you own and if you have kids that goes up to about 75%
It's Amy Pond. I can live with that........ :D
Don't you develop problems with strange cracks in the bedroom wall then?
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Searching for a tumbleweed gif and found these.
Couldn't keep it to myself.
You know those filters on your internet that blocks adult content? I think I've got one that works in reverse.
Not that I'm complaining. :D
Quote from: FierceKitty on 28 February 2016, 12:59:53 AM
Don't you develop problems with strange cracks in the bedroom wall then?
I'd be too busy to notice..... :D
Quote from: Tawa on 29 February 2016, 01:12:51 PM
I'd be too busy to notice..... :D
Fixing another crack!! :d
I did rather leave the door open for that. :(
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 29 February 2016, 10:15:00 PM
Fixing another crack!! :d
In a manner of speaking, yes..... ;)
(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/woman-plastering-wall-23649448.jpg)
And the result of the afternoon's work was ...
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I hope there's no suspicious looking air bubbles on that piece :>
Now her I recognise :-\
Fair bit of cellulite going on there.
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 01 March 2016, 08:58:22 PM
I hope there's no suspicious looking air bubbles on that piece :>
If there are, don't break them open for heavens sake! :-&
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X_X
X_X X_X X_X =O
;D ;D ;D Breaks the ice at parties!
Quote from: Leman on 04 March 2016, 02:44:28 PM
;D ;D ;D Breaks the ice at parties!
Shouldn't that be "breaks wind at parties"?
Now we really know what caused Marilyn Monroe's dress to lifted at the back!
Beans for breakfast :-&
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No wonder she looks happy. Because its better out than in, as they say :d
Love it.............School Boy humor never goes out of fashion ;D ;D =O =O :-bd
Major Bloodnok: ... no more curried eggs for me! :)
Quote from: Leman on 04 March 2016, 02:44:28 PM
;D ;D ;D Breaks the ice at parties!
Or even ....... breaks the ice at farties.
Keep your wind to yourself..
Same wind on this side of the Mersey as yours Ian.
Na - much stronger in Old Hall St.
Likewise no snow, but sure as hell wuz in Manchester yesterday. Dropped a car into Belle Vue - and the staff there didn't think they'd get any deliveries yesterday.
IanS
:o :o :o weather comments? This thread needs re-railing.
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Football? Yawn! ;)
It's a bum rap!
Looks like a bum unwrap to me :)
Quote from: fsn on 05 March 2016, 10:16:47 AM(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/3d/58/e5/3d58e522ea78c515b2b44f73582736b9.jpg)
She could have washed her pants first. She's got **** all over the back!
This one's got it all over her back, front, hair and face! Can't see the appeal, myself. But whatever floats her boat :-*
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:-\ :-\ :-\ These were not the totty I was looking for.
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Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 09 March 2016, 06:39:36 PM
This one's got it all over her back, front, hair and face! Can't see the appeal, myself. But whatever floats her boat :-*
(http://www.blackappleintl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Girls-gone-muddy.jpg)
MUD AND SAND!!
Needs some scenic tufts and a bit of a dry brush...
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She looks real ( and Ok for me ! :P )
more fantasy :
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Why on earth would you leave your thigh or back open to attack? Madness (yes, I know...)
The Viking lass has far more practical idea!
The blonde's dishy, but that sweater never came off a dark ages loom!
Some armour is more practical than others :)
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Quote from: Ithoriel on 15 March 2016, 11:54:08 PM
Some armour is more practical than others :)
That's what George Lucas said to Carrie Fisher ;D
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-RBT3sJXRrzU/UHMbPugbr9I/AAAAAAAAC9s/w6lT_Y6Fd_I/s1600/original.0.jpg)
"Its armoured underwear, Carrie. No, no. Its not a nerdy male fantasy thing at all... Honest."
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_X3lNYc1hcaE/TFJvRopMF9I/AAAAAAAAAu8/cv2QMfAtaSI/s600/slave_leia_pillow_fight.jpg)
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/d7e2a1d1cc3f2e4d766804328429f3ce/tumblr_inline_nm8kdpXlc41s5kbhs_500.jpg)
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 09 March 2016, 06:39:36 PM(http://www.blackappleintl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Girls-gone-muddy.jpg)
I volunteer to be the one that baths her.... ;)
Quote from: toxicpixie on 11 March 2016, 09:09:14 PM
Needs some scenic tufts and a bit of a dry brush...
;D ;D ;D
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/4693792768/hC8205F56/)
"Taste the rainbow".
;D ;D ;D
X_X
Couldn't take you lot anywhere. =)
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Techno on 18 March 2016, 07:26:56 PM
X_X
Couldn't take you lot anywhere. =)
Cheers - Phil
Wouldn't want to go with you !!!!
IanS
You don't get an invite ! :P ;)
Cheers - Phil
Well don't know where you lot are going, or who's not invited, but I've booked my flight.
(http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/ad_146980936.jpg)(http://www.elintransigente.com/u/fotografias/m/2014/9/25/f500x0-220275_220293_8.jpg)
I'm always wary of any possible (hidden) extra hand luggage issues.
As long as everything's put out there from the start, then fair play.
But you do hear horror stories and its best for all involved to get everything out in the open, that needs to be.
Then everybody can have the best holiday / life experience they can.
I might get on an aeroplane, one day.
Quote from: Techno on 18 March 2016, 07:26:56 PM
X_X
Couldn't take you lot anywhere. =)
Cheers - Phil
No, everywhere twice. Second time to apologise.
Quote from: fsn on 19 March 2016, 11:57:58 AM
Well don't know where you lot are going, or who's not invited, but I've booked my flight.
(http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/ad_146980936.jpg)(http://www.elintransigente.com/u/fotografias/m/2014/9/25/f500x0-220275_220293_8.jpg)
I don't care where we're flying to, just get me on that plane!
And what do you get on Easy Jet.....................Nora Batty look a likes ;D ;D
Quote from: skywalker on 19 March 2016, 07:14:27 PM
And what do you get on Easy Jet.....................Nora Batty look a likes ;D ;D
You pays your money you takes your chance! ;D
Quote from: Last Hussar on 16 March 2016, 10:20:42 PM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/4693792768/hC8205F56/)
Eating M &M's will never be the same again ! :P
What do you mean? I often eat them like this.
Oysters are better (vide Casanova's memoirs).
Is this a reference to flavour? :-[
Ask Casanova. He had more experience than I.
Slightly.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 22 March 2016, 08:01:55 PM
What do you mean? I often eat them like this.
Only in your dreams :)
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 23 March 2016, 11:38:25 AM
Only in your dreams :)
Perhaps he's referring to the sequence of colours.
Quote from: Leman on 23 March 2016, 07:56:45 AM
Is this a reference to flavour? :-[
If you are referring to Runcorn, just think of a bag of skips......
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/04/06/article-2126130-127DFF77000005DC-925_634x625.jpg)(https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/bunny2.png?w=640)(https://thiswouldbemoreawesomewithlasers.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/sexy-easter-bunny-69.jpg)
Happy Easter!
It is now....... :D
Quote from: fsn on 24 March 2016, 09:13:12 PM(https://thiswouldbemoreawesomewithlasers.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/sexy-easter-bunny-69.jpg)
Happy Easter!
Enjoy :O)
(http://www.quotesgreetings.net/wp-content/uploads/bunny-suit-adult-costume-bunny-easter-holiday-rabbit-bunnysuit.jpg)(https://img1.etsystatic.com/017/1/8895192/il_340x270.550752161_nhdz.jpg)(http://previews.123rf.com/images/thandra/thandra1305/thandra130500072/19590303-A-woman-wearing-a-rabbit-costume-and-face-paint--Stock-Photo.jpg)
(http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/d905ed17a05a48bfa43fb68f41fc5571/woman-taking-off-bunny-costume-eeb8bc.jpg)
(http://g03.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1upiKIVXXXXa3XXXXq6xXFXXXo/Winter-New-Sleepsuit-Adult-Cartoon-Animal-font-b-Pink-b-font-font-b-Rabbit-b-font.jpg)(http://g04.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1LpAfIFXXXXc3XFXXq6xXFXXXh/Fashion-Pajamas-All-in-One-Pyjamas-Animal-suits-Cosplay-Costume-font-b-Adult-b-font-Polar.jpg)(http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/bunny-suit-adult-costume-bc-5640.jpg)
(http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xt/200517679-003.jpg?v=1&g=fs1%7C0%7CTSIR%7C76%7C793&s=1)
I am a little concerned with your "Quality control" on the last couple of pictures Roy
An improvement on all those bra and knickers pix, at least.
Yep, time someone got rid of the bras and knickers.
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 26 March 2016, 02:14:26 PM
I am a little concerned with your "Quality control" on the last couple of pictures Roy
Any better?
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/ca/8a/5a/ca8a5a34e2058507d9427bc2065bc6dc.gif)
Quote from: Leman on 26 March 2016, 04:28:19 PM
Yep, time someone got rid of the bras and knickers.
(https://saudirevelations.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/lola.jpg)
:D
Err .... not quite what I had in mind.
Creme Egg anyone?
(https://glitteree.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/creme-egg.jpg)
Actually no. Not since they replaced the Cadbury's chocolate with the awful American stuff.
Quote from: Leman on 26 March 2016, 04:28:19 PM
Yep, time someone got rid of the bras and knickers.
Hmm :-\ Typed in "nude easter woman" and google did an autocorrect to "
nude eastern woman". @-) Not that it made any difference. My fault for writing nude :-*
"Easter Woman" search on Google found this photo, mind. I think its rather cool.
(http://data.whicdn.com/images/9217229/large.jpg)
I don't think she painted the detail work on the egg with
that brush, though!
By the way. I'd advise not typing in "nude easter woman" into google search if your better-half (or any female) is in the room.
My eyes! My eyes!
Quote from: fsn on 27 March 2016, 04:10:48 PM
My eyes! My eyes!
That's not the picky - it's the air in Runcorn.
If you're going to post women rabbits, then post Jessica
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Pdq3SDQg8gc/Tzl3x1CT1qI/AAAAAAAAENA/2OZAVSjV1b4/s1600/Jessica-Rabbit-08.jpg)
I was going to make another joke post, but after seeing what "sexy bunny" brought up on a google search I just can't believe my eyes.
(http://cubiclebot.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/119.jpg)
Utter filth! Why does it's backside look like a frog's eye?
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/fe/a5/3a/fea53ae61690a2c2a8b2b19e0f3f762c.jpg)
Odd. Though possibly something out of an erotic version of Alice in Wonderland
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1750001/thumbs/o-SEXY-BUNNY-570.jpg)
This is an actual advert?! RSPCA need to go and see the mind's behind this one and check their computer files
(http://black-sin-sation.de/e107_images/newspost_images/hase_bse.jpg)
Terrifying!
(https://fashionone.s3.amazonaws.com/blog/2015/04/040715easter8.jpg)
Emily Rat....owski. Or whatever her name is.
(http://image.blingee.com/images19/content/output/000/000/000/7ab/786921567_1137915.gif)
"Ladywillie" anyone?
(http://static.panoramio.com/photos/large/42201265.jpg)
Try explaining this sculpture to a curious child!
(http://www.tattoobite.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/sexy-jessica-rabbit-tattoo.JPG)
Its the line running from the navel that's puzzling me :-\
I'll stop now and just post top totty pics.
If you're going to have Jessica Rabbit ...
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/a3aacae7cbfb2beb6634af4390ecc863/tumblr_npic369ZK41uxy8v4o1_500.jpg)(http://yayahan.com/images/made/uploads/images/Cosplay/jessicarabbit/jessica5_600_899_s.jpg)(http://orig13.deviantart.net/c18e/f/2014/028/e/1/e11161da95ac40c2842b39cf00a3aceb-d7441rt.jpg)
Got to love a redhead!
Indeed!
There was a lass at the rugby on Friday dressed as Jessica Rabbit.
Now then, I'd like this one please....... :D
Quote from: fsn on 27 March 2016, 10:48:21 PM
If you're going to have Jessica Rabbit ...
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/a3aacae7cbfb2beb6634af4390ecc863/tumblr_npic369ZK41uxy8v4o1_500.jpg)[img width=400]Got to love a redhead!
Quote from: Tawa on 28 March 2016, 02:37:34 PM
There was a lass at the rugby on Friday dressed as Jessica Rabbit.
Now then, I'd like this one please....... :D
:d :d :d :d :d
(http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/3c/91/68c7c060ada04baeddee9110.L.jpg)
Quote from: Tawa on 28 March 2016, 02:37:34 PM
There was a lass at the rugby on Friday dressed as Jessica Rabbit.
Now then, I'd like this one please....... :D
I would imagine if she isn't careful not just rabbit but beaver.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 28 March 2016, 04:44:42 PM
I would imagine if she isn't careful not just rabbit but beaver.
Shame she was in the away stand :(
Might be some very photogenic Victorian ladies at Salute this year. Camera at the ready, Roy.
Quote from: Leman on 30 March 2016, 06:56:46 PM
Might be some very photogenic Victorian ladies at Salute this year. Camera at the ready, Roy.
Yes, pictures! :D
Who's going to be taking photos at Salute?
I won't be there, so not me. :)
(https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2851/10150859983_884d79d3e4_b.jpg)
Why's she got two cameras? Or is the bottom one some't else :-\
It's because she is proving to her fella that women can multi-task =O =O
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 31 March 2016, 06:45:53 PM
(https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2851/10150859983_884d79d3e4_b.jpg)
Why's she got two cameras? Or is the bottom one some't else :-\
Camera ? Where??
Go to the back of the class you naughty boy.
Quote from: Leman on 02 April 2016, 12:23:14 PM
Go to the back of the class you naughty boy.
I often wished my History Miss would keep me back after class to be a naughty boy.....
(http://pictures.costumeprize.com/1000/01/A%20Sexy%20Teacher%20Costume%20For%20Women.jpg)
Situation there which gentlemanly conduct forbids me to comment on. Damned tricky when you have an attractive mature student to look after.
Quote from: fsn on 03 April 2016, 08:42:01 AM
(http://pictures.costumeprize.com/1000/01/A%20Sexy%20Teacher%20Costume%20For%20Women.jpg)
Make it 12 miss, make it 12,.
Quote from: Leman on 03 April 2016, 08:42:46 AM
Situation there which gentlemanly conduct forbids me to comment on. Damned tricky when you have an attractive mature student to look after.
"Oh Mr Leman! Why so dour?"
(http://img.dxcdn.com/productimages/sku_359365_2.jpg)
I just discovered these pics, Pin ups from Games of Thrones
(http://golem13.fr/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Andrew-Tarusov-got-05.jpg)
from : http://www.tarusov.com/#!game-of-thrones-pin-up/cltc (http://www.tarusov.com/#!game-of-thrones-pin-up/cltc)
Funnily enough, she wore tartan miniskirts on a regular basis, and the picture below is often how I wished I could have detentions that I hadn't earned... :D
Quote from: fsn on 03 April 2016, 08:42:01 AM
(http://pictures.costumeprize.com/1000/01/A%20Sexy%20Teacher%20Costume%20For%20Women.jpg)
From my Facebook feed - Jessica Nigiri cosplay
(https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12919801_10154099652837533_6310258176854713131_n.jpg?oh=00b5abc6c527a84838d0b2a09f5550e1&oe=577283C9)(https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12512391_10154080783227533_940923294038778565_n.jpg?oh=cdd300d545d049bf86e8fe7571eadc89&oe=5778DA92)(https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/12924561_10154077233727533_5488802027364956829_n.jpg?oh=93886bdcb6d4dd0f7de61a7522ebb785&oe=5787730D)
:o :o :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
Well there's lovely...... :D
Not my thing, but I'll post anything, me...
(http://img10.deviantart.net/5896/i/2013/235/6/e/female_warrior_1_by_ghosttrin-d6jerlg.jpg)(http://img05.deviantart.net/f847/i/2013/235/d/e/female_warrior_3_by_ghosttrin-d6jetv7.jpg)
(http://img08.deviantart.net/690a/i/2013/235/5/c/female_warrior_2_by_ghosttrin-d6jetc5.jpg)
One for the dislike page - English language. Not the English spelling! >:(
(http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1111/armor-armor-demotivational-posters-1320885614.png)
...see what I mean :D
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/93/d2/d3/93d2d356c02908c0d2aa31ef813eda17.jpg)
http://www.geekxgirls.com/article.php?ID=1878 (http://www.geekxgirls.com/article.php?ID=1878)
(http://www.geekxgirls.com/images/womb/womb_power_science_comic_01.jpg)
Your artist would be wise to learn how to use the apostrophe.
Normal service has been resumed sooner than one could possibly imagin'e.
Quote from: Leman on 08 April 2016, 02:42:21 PM
Normal service has been resumed sooner than one could possibly imagin'e.
Ugh! There goes the victory euphoria from my chess game!
Why's there no legs on those stick men painted on the women's tummies?
Independently sprung :)
She should be wearing a seat belt!
But she has brought her own air bags ;)
She is, it goes just below her right air bag.
I am surprised that she didn't end up with a couple of black eyes =O =O =O
For Techno ... to feel better about rodents in general
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7vgpggIzW1rrve8eo1_500.gif)
(http://data.whicdn.com/images/14006598/large.gif)
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E .... not quite how I remember the mickey mouse show ... enjoy the mouseketeers :)
(http://image.rakuten.co.jp/touhuzi/cabinet/03458858/img60298593.jpg)(http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/735263179_1/Free-shipping-ML5007-Cosplay-for-women-Fancy-Cute-Minnie-mouse-Costume.jpg)(http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/2010592765_3/ML5349-Free-Shipping-Adult-Fashion-Sexy-Minnie-Mouse-Costumes-Cute-Halloween-Animal-Cosplay-Sexy-Mickey-Mouse.jpg)(http://g01.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1B22sIXXXXXcnXVXXq6xXFXXXz/Miss-Mouse-Costume-LC8719-Night-Club-for-women-luxurious-red-cosplay-infantile-in-high-street-Sexy.jpg)
"So Mr Mouse, you want to divorce Minnie because of her bad teeth?"
"I didn't say that. I said she was f**king Goofy."
Famous Mouseketeers ...
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m22aoya9NL1rt5rzxo1_1280.jpg)(http://g01.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1IChzIVXXXXX.aXXXq6xXFXXX6/-font-b-Britney-b-font-font-b-Spears-b-font-Sexy-font-b-Dress-b.jpg)(http://cdn2.gossipcenter.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/story_header/photos/keri-russell-esq-sexy.jpg)(http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/lDMAAOSwBahU9-z-/s-l300.jpg)(http://pics.wikifeet.com/Rhona-Bennett-Feet-841561.jpg)
So what wargames show is it tomorrow, in London?
(http://darkroom.baltimoresun.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/AFP_Getty-152276352-760x506.jpg)
Shocking in the stocking!
I do love a bearskin.
Quote from: fsn on 15 April 2016, 05:05:51 PM
I do love a bearskin.
Don't you mean bareskin?
Undress uniform?
Quote from: fsn on 08 April 2016, 07:52:38 PM
Well, she wouldn't bang her chin if she fell forwards...... :D
She looks like someone I know (although she is a bit more stacked). Can't think of the name though.
Resembles Kirsten Dunst, but less attractive.
Marks out of ten?
I'd give her one. :D
Ah! Beautiful Babs. What? No, no idea what she's called, sorry. ;)
Pans People! I had a soft spot for Babs.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7b/fa/9b/7bfa9b842bf816979321832a6b81c1f6.jpg)
I had a very hard spot for Babs! Well I was a teenager.
:-&
For St George's Day!
(http://colorfully.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/sexy-english-girl-england-girls-euro-2012.jpg)
Not sure if "come on England" is a good thing to have on this t-shirt. Open to misinterpretation.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7d/5c/07/7d5c07741800318217d959f65a07acec.jpg)(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDQ1G8cW4AALpZh.jpg)
Quote from: fsn on 23 April 2016, 10:40:08 AM(http://colorfully.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/sexy-english-girl-england-girls-euro-2012.jpg)
Not sure if "come on England" is a good thing to have on this t-shirt. Open to misinterpretation.
There's a reason I'm banned from being closer than a mile of her.........
No worse than what Dexy's Midnight Runners did.
Or Cameron Diaz.
Quote from: Leman on 24 April 2016, 09:26:03 PM
Or Cameron Diaz.
I'm not allowed within a county of her.... ;D
Quote from: Last Hussar on 24 April 2016, 08:15:49 PM
No worse than what Dexy's Midnight Runners did.
This is very true. Plasterer's radio and all that........
Could be captioned; British summertime ;D
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSlKMikg9_4HXOlGQubC_3HTQ7IbtQG4817RewSOHHc_Upl_AH9XA)
Could be captioned; [from their point of view] Only an idiot male photographer would have us wearing bikinis in the snow!
(http://storage.filemobile.com/storage/14976119/15)
Or Only that sad Pendraken lot still think bikini pix are somehow sexy!
(https://d29vij1s2h2tll.cloudfront.net/~/media/images/taco-bell/feed/oliviamears/olivia-07-426x600.jpg?la=en)
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/f8f4cedd7fe9f4031da71b0f5fefb82d/tumblr_o5i7gh1PEl1v38hgfo1_1280.jpg)
(http://65.media.tumblr.com/a2dbf234bc101daf192239dfc1a81f28/tumblr_nqrltxt8Yh1sp6itzo1_1280.jpg)
(http://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11011291_1080172902007887_208851105473680161_n.jpg?oh=14baf5623ad9eeb06367c7d6d9f0a7d3&oe=57E67DAB)
(http://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/10986564_1080172872007890_2558332461541655553_n.jpg?oh=3a23fd7005a1fc70586d039686b06c5e&oe=57E50F0E)
Just a few to enjoy!
Thank you. Obviously a man of discernment.
Should any of them cross my path I will not be passing them on.
Quote from: Leman on 05 May 2016, 08:45:56 PM
Should any of them cross my path I will not be passing them on.
But it would stop you fretting. :D
Its alright having these pretty young things but no one considers the maintenance costs when they creep over 40 and want stay that way. Being blessed (cursed) with a beautiful wife I can tell costs really pile up
Gym fees £40 a month
Hair £125 every 6 weeks
Facials £75 every 4 weeks
Botox £225 every 4 months
Thread vein removal £500
Cosmetics £100's
Clothes £1000s
Handbags don t start me on handbags >:(
Sooooo .... who's going to make the inappropriate comment?
Not me.
Not even me.
Tawa? Westie? Perhaps one of the uncouth colonials?
But not me.
Quote from: Matt J on 06 May 2016, 07:14:41 PM
Its alright having these pretty young things but no one considers the maintenance costs when they creep over 40 and want stay that way. Being blessed (cursed) with a beautiful wife I can tell costs really pile up
Gym fees £40 a month
Hair £125 every 6 weeks
Facials £75 every 4 weeks
Botox £225 every 4 months
Thread vein removal £500
Cosmetics £100's
Clothes £1000s
Handbags don t start me on handbags >:(
Peanuts when compared to the Divorce costs when you trade them in!!
Quote from: Matt J on 06 May 2016, 07:14:41 PM
Its alright having these pretty young things but no one considers the maintenance costs when they creep over 40 and want stay that way. Being blessed (cursed) with a beautiful wife I can tell costs really pile up
Gym fees £40 a month
Hair £125 every 6 weeks
Facials £75 every 4 weeks
Botox £225 every 4 months
Thread vein removal £500
Cosmetics £100's
Clothes £1000s
Handbags don t start me on handbags >:(
yes but enough about you, how much do you spend on your wife?
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/00/9c/07/009c07596eaedcc385711457f665acee.jpg)(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/88/53/a2/8853a2bc9fdcd0468da9a38e975e0e6b.jpg)(http://octobergallery.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/black13.jpg)
Quote from: Zippee on 06 May 2016, 10:37:33 PM
yes but enough about you, how much do you spend on your wife?
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/10/85/82/108582b6e0a8ce0e5618f51832c37bd8.jpg)(http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Slednecks_Jackie_Inupiat_Eskimo.jpg)(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/09/fd/2f/09fd2f0b5765d2555719763fcd43827f.jpg)(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0d/96/5b/0d965b913231d57d73e0cad907b4cdd7.jpg)(http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Slednecks_Jackie_eskimo.jpg)
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 07 May 2016, 09:30:57 AM
(http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Slednecks_Jackie_Inupiat_Eskimo.jpg)
Ok I know
now that I was reading the sash wrong, but I did spend a few moments wondering why Miss Manilla needed a fur coat. I thought the Philippines was quite warm. :-[
How long before FK comes along with a politically correct scolding?
Isn't botox dangerous?
And is thread vein removal really a thing?
Quote from: Fenton on 07 May 2016, 10:20:56 AM
And is thread vein removal really a thing?
No, but don't tell Matt J. :-$
Quote from: Leman on 07 May 2016, 10:16:06 AM
How long before FK comes along with a politically correct scolding?
No longer necessary. The little red light is already on in people's minds. My work is done.
Farewell. We may visit your planet again....
QuoteIsn't botox dangerous?
only to your bank balance
QuoteAnd is thread vein removal really a thing?
apparently so, the veins are treated to intense light until they rupture.
Hang on a minute though. I threw this out there because I was told loads of woman over a certain age have this sort of thing done and more. Have I been misled :-\ or do you lot need to check your credit card statements better....
nice selection of fur Roy
Botox uses the bacteria that causes botulism, doesn't it ? :o
Cheers - Phil
I discovered today that Pollex means thumb, so I raise my pollex to that.
Quote from: FierceKitty on 07 May 2016, 11:06:50 AM
No longer necessary. The little red light is already on in people's minds. My work is done.
Farewell. We may visit your planet again....
Does not work with me, I removed the bulb :d
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/af/e4/f5/afe4f5aff3760a0a8d499fb5b4a18ffd.jpg)
(http://www.curvesandclothes.com/uploads/3/3/1/7/3317733/8919514_orig.jpg?201)
(http://media.hipsandcurves.com/media/catalog/product//h/c/hc780_plus-size-vintage-cotton-tiered-petticoat_natural.jpg)
Roy, you are the true source of delightful pictures :-bd :-bd =D> =D> =D> =D>
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 12 May 2016, 10:08:54 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/af/e4/f5/afe4f5aff3760a0a8d499fb5b4a18ffd.jpg)
(http://www.curvesandclothes.com/uploads/3/3/1/7/3317733/8919514_orig.jpg?201)
(http://media.hipsandcurves.com/media/catalog/product//h/c/hc780_plus-size-vintage-cotton-tiered-petticoat_natural.jpg)
I can haz.....? :D
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 08 May 2016, 11:41:22 AM
Does not work with me, I removed the bulb :d
Usually with Orcs its the other way round - Lights on, nobody home...
Something a little more steam-punkish
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/d26320cf7d71c36619a4544d81d76ea3/tumblr_n0jerwKnFz1rnui1jo1_1280.jpg)(http://40.media.tumblr.com/9c33fe5a231e6501464813c43514bb46/tumblr_motfroFhmA1qepfj9o1_1280.jpg)(http://66.media.tumblr.com/df6e1dfc40acbc51c71e2d6523b9c416/tumblr_mjpikj95nF1rlrw2ro1_400.jpg)(http://gaynip.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/revel___steampunk_v_by_cambler.jpg)(http://wowoon.com/anh/2015/22-12/steampunk-outfit-i-love-everything-except-the-cleavage-girls-cosplay-sexy-steam-punk-costume-hot-steampunk-girl-women-kato.jpg)
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81akEvL3Q5L._SL1500_.jpg)
From here
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Noch-36843-Nudists/dp/B000KN9EQI/ref=pd_sim_21_3?ie=UTF8&dpID=415Lnl2LOYL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=31GJDZCVHEHCDJ7SRNN2 (https://www.amazon.co.uk/Noch-36843-Nudists/dp/B000KN9EQI/ref=pd_sim_21_3?ie=UTF8&dpID=415Lnl2LOYL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=31GJDZCVHEHCDJ7SRNN2)
DON'T buy these on Amazon. Go direct to websites, esp. Japanese ones, and pay a small fraction of the price.
I see you get an exercising Ed Balls in that set.
Quote from: FierceKitty on 25 May 2016, 01:42:45 AM
DON'T buy these on Amazon. Go direct to websites, esp. Japanese ones, and pay a small fraction of the price.
And there speaks the voice of experience!
MickS
And notice the name - FKK Bad End.
Re-railing the thread. (Ed Balls!)
(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/sexy-warrior-11442353.jpg)(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/sexy-warrior-11442396.jpg)
(http://www.inspirationsweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Power-Warrior-Ladies-Wonderwoman.png)(http://www.dragonclothing.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/61T24T-5vUL._UL1500_.jpg)
Caption Competition :P
(http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/9baf9d4c7e971083366b0e3a1495974f/200680691/11+farm-girls-105.jpg)
(https://insidejimmydevioushead.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/fake-hot-auto-mechanic.jpg)
& please don't lower the tone with sensible replies ;D
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 27 May 2016, 07:02:30 PM
Caption Competition :P
(https://insidejimmydevioushead.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/fake-hot-auto-mechanic.jpg)
& please don't lower the tone with sensible replies ;D
Now if I can breathe out just a bit more so I can get right underneath, when I breathe in I can jack this car up all by myself.
MickS
(https://insidejimmydevioushead.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/fake-hot-auto-mechanic.jpg)
"Oh no!" said Techno "I'll never get this fixed in time for my performance at the Club."
(http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/9baf9d4c7e971083366b0e3a1495974f/200680691/11+farm-girls-105.jpg)
* Daisy was just biding her time. Soon, it would be her turn to do the milking!
* What do you mean, "it's more fun with the stool the other way up"?
(https://insidejimmydevioushead.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/fake-hot-auto-mechanic.jpg)
* Mindy was so ashamed of her cold sore, that she hid her face when she saw Scott coming.
* After the accident, her air bags went off.
* Janice had been told that BMWs were a penis substitute, but she couldn't find the substitute penis anywhere on the car.
25mm figure to 28mm proportions...
* "He want's a break? Well, let's see how he likes not having a brake!"
* In desperation, Veronica resorted to car mechanics in order to attract a man.
(https://insidejimmydevioushead.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/fake-hot-auto-mechanic.jpg)
Well, there seems to be a bit of play in your tappet rods; you've definitely got lubricant issues and problems with your big end...
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 27 May 2016, 07:02:30 PM
Caption Competition :P
(https://insidejimmydevioushead.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/fake-hot-auto-mechanic.jpg)
Stanley FINALLY understood why his girlfriend had said,"If you want me to have a boob job wear these falsies for a week!"
(http://cdn.uberhavoc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/epicly-timed-photos-34.jpg)
Think she'd have made it barefoot?
I suspect it's the extra buoyance of those attached balloons. Real they isn't.
IanS
I'm sorry, but I just can't tell whether the people making this video were taking the P... or not?!
Joke's about playing with yourself are best left unsaid ;D
What about saying she can use my blaster?
Top Down game design? ;)
It took me three watches of the video to realise she was on about the app on her phone ;D ;D ;D ;D :d
Gentlemen, time to raise the tone of this thread again methinks...
Top 3 Classy Steampunk Totty:
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-WiN3mzUop7I/V05lddQ9OCI/AAAAAAAH2zk/ZUcKRThuvW8fOuNKN9ow6tip24hYW51NQCL0B/w409-h613-no/3957c5760cc3c3362ea1fd39cfc22c35.jpg)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-HSXDH5xYNH8/UGKwFuHRsbI/AAAAAAAAAfc/j79nN04beUsZkOEcchuKb38flWFb0C0yACL0B/w407-h613-no/steampunk_girls_46.jpg)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-J0RV6tEuZhU/UGKwFk-Nx_I/AAAAAAAAAfg/fGVw6etcRUMXFhDLJA_PWKnbb-FsSgQjACL0B/w429-h613-no/steampunk_girls_47.jpg)
Is the top one of those a photoshop of Karen Gillan's face?
Quote from: mad lemmey on 01 June 2016, 11:25:26 PM
Is the top one of those a photoshop of Karen Gillan's face?
yep, I think so ;) ;D
Luckily - the original photo is FSN.
One of my finer costumes! :D
Doesn't bring out your shoulders, doll.
Top 3 It's All in the Eyes Totty:
(http://thewowstyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/beautiful_women_blurred_.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tCSqot6KveU/T6mQh0BTWzI/AAAAAAAABKQ/MHYi84j7CFg/s640/HD.jpg)
(http://www.beautiful-women-pedia.com/images/beautiful-face-with-brown-eyes.jpg)
Charlotte Rampling should rample a bit on the sexy-eyes page.
Quote from: FierceKitty on 02 June 2016, 09:04:40 AM
Charlotte Rampling should rample a bit on the sexy-eyes page.
Indeed. Well played, FK, well played =D>
Continuing the sub-thread of provocative eyes, my offering is the French actress Isabelle Adjani.
(https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fiv1.lisimg.com%2Fimage%2F2225580%2F600full-isabelle-adjani.jpg&f=1)
...who bears a more-than-passing resemblance to Gillian Anderson...
(http://www.blastr.com/sites/blastr/files/styles/blog_post_media/public/Gillian-Anderson-24.JPG?itok=vqq3aD6E)
(http://www.cinemablend.com/images/sections/50372/the_x_files_50372.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IJORcIyANqo/T9xXB5X-84I/AAAAAAAAAa4/vJlwFmIVudw/s1600/Gillian-Anderson-22.jpg)
Who in that last photo looks like Ellie Goulding?!
Quote from: toxicpixie on 02 June 2016, 10:15:28 AM
Who in that last photo looks like Ellie Goulding?!
You're right.
#doppelganger
(https://edmozer.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/ellie-goulding-cosmo.jpg)
And a bit like Carly from The Inbetweeners...
(http://static.gigwise.com/gallery/5588909_full_inbetweeners_01_wenn34.jpg)
I do wonder if the media drive to homogoneous appearance has a lot to do with that - all blonds are now Ellie Gouldings face, all dark hair are Emily-Zoeey Perry von Tease...
http://www.teen.com/2015/07/18/celebrities/katy-perry-lookalikes-celebrity-doppelgangers/ (http://www.teen.com/2015/07/18/celebrities/katy-perry-lookalikes-celebrity-doppelgangers/)
Quote from: Subedai on 02 June 2016, 10:05:33 AM
Continuing the sub-thread of provocative eyes, my offering is the French actress Isabelle Adjani.
(https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fiv1.lisimg.com%2Fimage%2F2225580%2F600full-isabelle-adjani.jpg&f=1)
Who looks a bit worried about something... :-S
I am assuming that homogoneous is a new type of LGBT milk product.
Mmmm....
Quote from: nikharwood on 02 June 2016, 10:12:11 AM
...who bears a more-than-passing resemblance to Gillian Anderson...
(http://www.blastr.com/sites/blastr/files/styles/blog_post_media/public/Gillian-Anderson-24.JPG?itok=vqq3aD6E)
(http://www.cinemablend.com/images/sections/50372/the_x_files_50372.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IJORcIyANqo/T9xXB5X-84I/AAAAAAAAAa4/vJlwFmIVudw/s1600/Gillian-Anderson-22.jpg)
The new Jane Bond, if it comes off (I don't think we've got a chance, damn it).
Quote from: FierceKitty on 04 June 2016, 03:21:47 AM
The new Jane Bond, if it comes off (I don't think we've got a chance, damn it).
I would like to see either Idris Elba or Tom Hardy as Bond - a Top Totty for a different demographic than this thread normally caters for though, I suspect. :)
Not Idris Elba, please. Yes, but no, it's not because he's black (though I don't think a black man should play James Bond, for the same reason I don't think Damien Lewis should play Shaft), but because he's simply (IM not so HO) a pretty awful actor. Tom Hardy is workmanlike, but not, I fear overburdened with presence. I'd like to see an unknown actor play Bond. Actually, the franchise should be given a rest. Yes, old Wooden Top Craig has killed off the Bond phenomenon.
I'd like Sandi Toksvig to be the next Dr Who and I'd like someone bring back the Saint. (Not Val Kilmer - that film was a steaming pile that even dung beetles turned their collective noses up at it.)
Buit for beautiful eyes, I have a little penchant ...
(http://data.whicdn.com/images/130022173/large.jpg)(http://cdn.paper4pc.com/images/india-indian-bollywood-women-females-girls-babes-sensual-sexy-costume-actress-celebrities-brunette-wallpaper-1.jpg)(https://qph.is.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-aa07f67a0698026270face9b90caccfe?convert_to_webp=true)(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-E8zvZPbj3jc/USyPbhS9qDI/AAAAAAAAAXE/ihXshoRemp8/s1600/481827_560140273999388_1101963486_n.jpg)
Quote from: Ithoriel on 04 June 2016, 11:27:11 AM
I would like to see either Idris Elba or Tom Hardy as Bond - a Top Totty for a different demographic than this thread normally caters for though, I suspect. :)
I thought Tom Hiddlestone was in the running for Bond, but of course, a week is a long time in cinema so it might have changed to...anyone else really.
MickS
Quote from: Subedai on 04 June 2016, 08:11:13 PM
I thought Tom Hiddlestone was in the running for Bond, but of course, a week is a long time in cinema so it might have changed to...anyone else really.
MickS
Last I saw there were 8 or 9 blokes and a couple of women being touted as possibles. Hiddlestone was one (not my idea of Bond)
Suggestions from The Independent (http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/who-will-replace-daniel-craig-as-james-bond-from-damian-lewis-and-idris-elba-to-some-more-unlikely-10323310.html)
I've seen Emilia Clarke and Gillian Anderson suggested for the part as Jane Bond.
"The name's Targaryen. Daenery's Targaryen. Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, The First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khalisee of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons ... licensed to kill :)
Quote from: fsn on 04 June 2016, 12:36:27 PM
I'd like Sandi Toksvig to be the next Dr Who
I think Tilda Swinton would make a great androgynous alien Doctor. She has the acting skills and talent to pull it off too...
(http://nme.assets.ipccdn.co.uk/images/article_x4/2015TildaSwinton_GettyImages-451985302150715.jpg)
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02696/william_hartnell_2696135k.jpg)
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 29 May 2016, 04:47:58 PM
I'm sorry, but I just can't tell whether the people making this video were taking the P... or not?!
Joke's about playing with yourself are best left unsaid ;D
Hey guys want to know what's funny?
When she first put up that video about a year ago, it was right next to her 'transformation to a woman' video.
I kid you not...
Joke's on you know
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Ithoriel on 04 June 2016, 11:19:46 PM
Last I saw there were 8 or 9 blokes and a couple of women being touted as possibles. Hiddlestone was one (not my idea of Bond)
Suggestions from The Independent (http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/who-will-replace-daniel-craig-as-james-bond-from-damian-lewis-and-idris-elba-to-some-more-unlikely-10323310.html)
I've seen Emilia Clarke and Gillian Anderson suggested for the part as Jane Bond.
"The name's Targaryen. Daenery's Targaryen. Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, The First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khalisee of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons ... licensed to kill :)
It's never ceased to amaze that even after twenty four films there are still super villain wannabe's who -by hypnosis, amnesia, drugs or whatever- have never heard of James Bond and they all seem to be surprised when they find out who he really is. Does the criminal underworld not have a '00' list of agents to be avoided or even shot on sight? mind you, I suppose the series wouldn't have lasted so long if they had. :)
MickS
Quote from: Subedai on 05 June 2016, 10:53:30 AM
(...) I suppose the series wouldn't have lasted so long if they had. :)
You mean it would have end after Sean Connery ? A good idea !
:P
If Timothy Dalton asked me out on a date....
Wow! We've derailed the Top Totty thread. Let's get it back on track with some classic Bond girls ..
(http://i4.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/movies/movie-news/article1394718.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/James%20Bond%20Ursula)(http://www.fashiongonerogue.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/daniela-bianchi-bond-girl.jpg)(http://cdn-04.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/migration_catalog/article28860477.ece/5bccd/AUTOCROP/w620/BOND%20Fifty%203_2)
(http://image.wikifoundry.com/image/1/1RqexofYzNrqeNcJpkfXPA25198/GW240H404)(http://www.thestylerebels.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Honor-Blackman.jpg)
Where's Michelle Yueh?
A further assortment of Bond Babes - including Michelle Yeoh for Kitty!
(http://hbz.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/15/03/54bbd97801b59_-_hbz-bond-girls-2002-halle-berry.jpg)(http://prop-replica.weebly.com/uploads/1/2/5/7/12574326/6829366_orig.jpeg)(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/jamesbond/images/4/47/Michelle-Yeoh.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120329211017)
to quote James Bond in Goldeneye "I must be dreaming....." ;)
Mmmm, that's a delectable trio (actually, I think the girl-fight was the only decent bit in Die Another Day); but is that really that dishy Chinese? How old is she in that picture?
93 - she had visited Shangrila the previous week.
Quote from: pierre the shy on 06 June 2016, 09:04:16 AM
to quote James Bond in Goldeneye "I must be dreaming....." ;)
Slight correction - Ms Galore was in Goldfinger not Goldeneye
It was Col Onnatop who was in Goldeneye ;)
Shades of Alan Partridge ;D ;D ;D
Ahah !
No, no! you're getting Bond wrong; you're getting Bond wrong!
In Dr No Honeychile Rider is wearing only the belt her diving knife hangs from. When she spots Bond she covers her face, because abuse in her past has left her with a broken nose, and she doesn't want him to think her ugly.
They didn't put that in the film.
Which movie was the dishy Chinese lady in as I don't recognize her
She was in Tomorrow Never Dies as Wai Lin
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/Wai_Lin_Tomorrow_Never_Dies.jpg)
Thank you, I will have to watch it again just to drool :x :x
Ah, just beaten to it
(http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/movieposters/20350/p20350_p_v8_ag.jpg)
Two favourite Chinese actresses, from off the top of my head
Zhao Wei
(http://chinesemov.com/images/2010/14-blades-2010-7.jpg)
Shu Qi
(http://www.bloggang.com/data/l/lamfungpavilion/picture/1284554880.jpg)
There are indeed many stunningly beautiful and accomplished oriental actresses and models, Roy.
(http://i.insing.com.sg/cms/d2/d6/cd/18/110717/asian-actress.jpg)(http://i.insing.com.sg/cms/7a/2f/cd/88/110714/asian-actress.jpg)(http://i.insing.com.sg/cms/43/ed/06/0d/110716/asian-actress.jpg)(http://www.votemodel.com/image/03-07-2015-1435933707.jpg)
Quote from: Ithoriel on 10 June 2016, 03:48:08 PM
She was in Tomorrow Never Dies as Wai Lin
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/Wai_Lin_Tomorrow_Never_Dies.jpg)
Would that be Wai Lin Jennings?
Time for some more methinks..
Top 3 (Yet More) Steampunk Totty:
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-4gCJw1t2k6k/UGKwiXPVpKI/AAAAAAAAAP4/xjwII4dIz_g/w439-h632-no/steampunk-2.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-KsN6OvDhkRk/Us6ykUBZMuI/AAAAAAAAD5k/fZp5ql3ywnQ/w472-h613-no/Emporio_Efikz_On_Tumblr.com.jpg)
(http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf-2/454786/tumblr_mbvgfiigjP1rakp4xo1_1280.jpg)
And, just because....
Top 3 (Yet More) Redhead Steampunk Totty:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-1HzG_OPjO8c/UaUtGTEI_rI/AAAAAAAAKRc/SkxUA_HwJqY/s1600/steampunk-girls-85-pics_17.jpg)
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/sexy-steampunk-girls-21.jpg?w=499)
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/b8/0e/2d/b80e2d8997e6e0a1ca16b3e7c0a45a3c.jpg)
There's the original Juicy Lucy (in my timeframe anyway). Let's see you track her down.
(http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsC/3111.gif)
My image has gone wonky.
Is this one better?
(http://images3.cinema.de/imedia/4248/1864248,ZIPp_ZrhMBsQR1mNUksR_qhMKuWNa0vMvaD19GLii+37Y6ndrWVt3TSkakTsbdK0YDjzV1xJTYwtQa_3w1eR_w==.jpg)
If you need a clue she was in 2 Bond films as well some other more famous films.
Not this one then? ;)
(http://yuq.me/users/26/928/KxMpUB65HA.png)
Quote from: nikharwood on 16 June 2016, 09:21:38 PM
Not this one then? ;)
(http://yuq.me/users/26/928/KxMpUB65HA.png)
Your image appears to be faulty and under investigation with my network security suite looks infected.
It was better when the picture didn't show :)
Quote from: jimduncanuk on 16 June 2016, 09:24:53 PM
Your image appears to be faulty and under investigation with my network security suite looks infected.
Translation, pliss?
Quote from: FierceKitty on 17 June 2016, 03:30:49 AM
Translation, pliss?
I got a little box with a cross instead of your image.
I took the URL from the Properties entry and opened it up. My security suite (Norton 360) warned me that the location was very dodgy and recommended that I close it.
I tried again this morning and it is OK now.
And:
It's not the same Lucy.
Where's Lucy gone? Bit rude to disappear without so much as a goodbye.
Argh! :o
(https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13450057_1125291744179482_7121186131237162598_n.jpg?oh=a000f7fcfa1113d31ac0bcb1b640f8ce&oe=57E65BDE)(https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13494953_1632904813702862_16312413694968057_n.jpg?oh=c3d0534cd9bc8a4df9ad0467d900205f&oe=57D0AA69)(https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/l/t1.0-9/13423958_1632831420376868_2264671905793063470_n.jpg?oh=bc581ab657646698794c118ae1f6de82&oe=57DC2DE3)
(https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13466152_544274252447578_6337982279256686841_n.jpg?oh=f19d3e606c9e8143bd0547f51484dce2&oe=57E634F2)(https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13419181_544061925802144_4912566354922710193_n.jpg?oh=2f83bfe0fde64cdeec56864d780e5728&oe=57E76A3C)(https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13407158_543937582481245_8044294927480432594_n.jpg?oh=25291a16d4c308e82a8ba08d1b96cb65&oe=57CA80DB)
Two hundred pages :o.....448,717 views. (As of this moment)
Dearie, dearie me. ;)
Next ?.......What are you currently reading ?.......133,149 views.
Cheers - Phil
Top left for me, please. Thanks much <)
Quote from: Techno on 18 June 2016, 07:15:58 PM
Two hundred pages :o.....448,717 views. (As of this moment)
Wow! That's a lot of views Techno.
What about the rest of us?
Me talking to a (female) friend: "I'd go with Wilma [Flintstone] but I'd be thinking of Betty."
Her - "You picking the short busty brunette is hardly a surprise"
Me - "I have a type?"
Quote from: fsn on 18 June 2016, 09:07:26 PM
Wow! That's a lot of views Techno.
What about the rest of us?
Yes.....What
about the rest of you ? ;)
Cheers - Phil
Talking about stats. Techno's post count reads 12,500 as I'm writing this.
Very impressive
Huzzah, for me ! :D
I hadn't noticed that !
Cheers - Phil
12,501 now...
I'd better delete one, then.....Oh, No....It'll have to be two...Or is it three, now ?
Cheers - Phil
Five! ;)
Quote from: nikharwood on 18 June 2016, 08:04:20 PM
Top left for me, please. Thanks much <)
Bottom middle, or bottom left...... :D
Quote from: Tawa on 21 June 2016, 04:33:10 PM
Bottom middle, or bottom left...... :D
I can see a trend, there :-\ And on that note...
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/09/22/11/2CA1D3CF00000578-0-image-a-31_1442917476055.jpg)
That's one way to make headlines! Wannabe TV reporter becomes a huge hit in Albania after wearing an open blouse for her screen test... and immediately gets the job
* Enki Bracaj did screen tests for Zjarr channel wearing an almost open top
* Bosses say they were impressed with her audition and gave her the job
* The 21-year-old said she 'found a way to put myself ahead' in the industry
A student has landed a job on Albanian television after showing her breasts through an open top during screen tests.
TV bosses at the network said they were so impressed with Enki Bracaj, from the Albanian capital Tirana, that they offered her a news reader role.
The 21-year-old now presents an international news programme after wearing the revealing outfit during trials - and has already proved a ratings hit, it has been reported.
Bracaj, who studies public relations at the local university, said she had simply 'found a way to put myself ahead' in a competitive industry.
Defending the decision to offer almost-topless news, Bracaj said it was'not easy to enter the world of television'
The presenter went almost topless during this screening in which she introduced a report about Serbian Prime Minister Aleksandar Vucic
'So it was obvious that if I wanted to make it I had to be brave and offer something different.
'I checked first with my parents and when I found that they also supported me in my decision, it wasn't a problem for me to go ahead like this.'
Bracaj's popularity has already spread wider that her native Albania after she introduced a report about Serbian Prime Minister Aleksandar Vucic. The video has been widely shared in neighbouring Serbia.
Enki added: 'There is not just a lot of competition to get on television, but also competition between the channels.
'I simply found a way to put myself ahead and also to ensure that my channel gets the best ratings.'
Quote from: Last Hussar on 19 June 2016, 01:00:16 AM
Me talking to a (female) friend: "I'd go with Wilma [Flintstone] but I'd be thinking of Betty."
Her - "You picking the short busty brunette is hardly a surprise"
Me - "I have a type?"
You've got a good opinion of yourself. How could you possibly compete with Fred and Barney?
:P
I'm working too hard...so, as a beauteous distraction...
Top 3 Seriously Cute Steampunk Totty:
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-eDMFTVGVS4w/UHQ4i2ib0II/AAAAAAAAAWM/TVtpiuX0MAI/s1600/steampunk-4.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1nt9jeAGF1qbf5yuo1_400.jpg)
(http://s9.favim.com/610/130927/fashion-girl-goggles-pretty-Favim.com-954600.jpg)
And, just because you know I love 'em, and have neglected them for far too long....
Top 3 (again) Suicide Girls:
(http://content9.flixster.com/photo/13/54/22/13542211_ori.jpg)
(http://www.yellmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Romany-Suicide-1.jpg)
(http://nd05.jxs.cz/094/857/f5034f7940_85959954_o2.jpg)
Oh - and I'm pretty sure I've mentioned before that she is my absolute favourite...
Top 3 Suicide Girls Kemper Totty:
(http://sf.co.ua/12/08/wallpaper-2139070.jpg)
(http://data1.whicdn.com/images/74513010/large.jpg)
(http://i2.listal.com/image/3653481/600full-kemper-suicide.jpg)
Putting the tat back in tattoos.
Oh god, he's bitchin' again.
Cat - Bitching :(
IanS
Clearly this is a new concept.
Woman as nature has made her needs no ornament.
Err - wha?
Quote from: Leman on 23 June 2016, 04:46:08 PM
Err - wha?
Ignore him - he has no appreciation for a beautiful redhead who's so into Star Wars that she's adorned herself with images ;)
For once, I'm with FK. Try not to faint in surprise :D
See you at the strip club this evening.
Good lord. I think I've found my future ex-wife..... :x :x :x
Quote from: nikharwood on 22 June 2016, 11:48:27 PM
(http://data1.whicdn.com/images/74513010/large.jpg)
Got my first tat on Wednesday. Studio run by a really nice eastern European couple - hope they don't do a runner as a result of Project One Brain Cell.
Female tattooed 'body art' isn't my thing.
About the only time I still would find an inked woman attractive is if she was Japanese and wore a traditional suit tattoo or possibly just the back (when thinking about the film Irezumi - see pic below).
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/75/84/59/758459ab6ccc0cf9597a591d553cd1ea.jpg)
Looking at the picture below, she just looks like someone good at drawing has used a marker pen on her. She now looks like the human equivalent of a colouring-in book
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CgTX4hTgMYg/SYQ2M-WchUI/AAAAAAAAAUs/HUy53SdCp5Q/s320/2931282891_2772c59772.jpg)
Fair enough, I've got tattoos, so I am probably a hypocrite. :)
No tattoos for me thank you.
(http://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20141017/640/girls_who_have_a_natural_attractiveness_640_07.jpg)(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/bc/dc/98/bcdc989734c2e666b2916b5a93587c50.jpg)(http://74211.com/wallpaper/picture_big/Rachel-Sarah-Bilson-HD-Post-in-Pixel-of-1600x1200-Lady-in-Smiling-Facial-Expression-and-Dancing-Hair-Beautiful-by-Nature-TV-Movies-Post.jpg)
I put personality before tattoos. Rather have someone interesting with tattoos than a flawless beauty who is boring.
I've met some dazzling characters and some human pumpkins of both types. And both genders.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jun/26/women-lingerie-bras-dreams
Quote from: mad lemmey on 26 June 2016, 12:50:41 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jun/26/women-lingerie-bras-dreams
Great article - thanks ml 8)
Brought a smile to my Sunday already.
No different to wargame armies really.
V C-M. Now there is some totty.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 22 July 2016, 09:07:18 PM
No different to wargame armies really. (...)
True !
I bought and paint some french naps and some prussians... it was some months ago.
They didn't touch the felt...
(https://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/381803/victoria-coren.jpg)
Do your own 'straight', 'flush' and 'full house' jokes.
It's hard to lose at strip poker.
(https://www.pokertube.com/uploads/article/body/c8dd704a8d0b8cf3d1eacdd9784a0746.jpg)
(http://img11.deviantart.net/b966/i/2008/301/3/3/strip_poker_revisited_by_markfreebs.jpg)
After an extensive search, I cannot find any evidence of Victoria Coren playing strip poker.
She once made a porn film.
Unfortunately as producer/writer.
Robot Wars is back. Whats not to like? :P
(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/480xn/p02gb4qb.jpg)
(http://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/evokeuploads/2016/02/03123247/Angela-Scanlon.jpg)
(http://i0.wp.com/thestylefairy.ie/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Angela7.jpg)
Amen, Brother. Amen.
O:-)
What a very attractive robot.
Bah, she doesn't even have a self righting mechanism, what's going to happen when she gets flipped on her back, eh?!
Don't ask! :d
I enjoyed Robot Wars.
Especially as 'Razor' got knocked out in the first fight.
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: toxicpixie on 28 July 2016, 09:45:26 AM
Bah, she doesn't even have a self righting mechanism, what's going to happen when she gets flipped on her back, eh?!
I Wish !!!!!!!! :d
Quote from: Techno on 28 July 2016, 10:16:03 AM
I enjoyed Robot Wars.
Especially as 'Razor' got knocked out in the first fight.
I was shocked by that! :o
In a wild break from my traditional postings here, I'm hereby announcing that I've discovered my ultimate Top Totty. And she's real, and awesome, and (bizarrely) thinks that I'm *her* Top (man) Totty.
#justsaying
Life is *great* 8)
Take it you've become rather lovestruck Nik. Nice one! 8)
Fingers crossed old chap!
:-bd
Cheers - Phil
Good news Mr Harwood.
Hope that won't discourage you from posting on this thread!
In honour of Nick's new romance:
Sally, a blonde who conforms to stereotype, is chatting to Paula about the cute Scottish boy who's joined the staff:
"I'd like to chat him up, Paula, but the thing about...um..."
"Jock?"
"Yes, Jock, thanks. Well, every time I see Angus..."
"Jock!"
"Sorry, Jock. I can never remember his name. So the conversation never begins!"
"Easy, girl. You fancy him, right?"
"Oh, do I ever!"
"So just remember what you want. What rhymes with Jock?"
After a few goes Sally gets it, and is delighted that now she'll be able to work out his name in time. Next day, at the coffee machine, she strolls up to him and cheerily speaks:
"Doing anything this evening, Nick?"
Just remember Nick, its impossible to fight. All major decisions in a man's life are made by his willy :)
Quote from: Rob on 02 August 2016, 09:28:52 PM
Just remember Nick, its impossible to fight. All major decisions in a man's life are made by his willy :)
You decide on a new wargames army with your willy? How does that work?
Well, there is a certain physical reaction to certain ranges ...
... or is it just me?
... Chaps?
:-[
:-&
Quote from: fsn on 03 August 2016, 07:55:27 AM
Well, there is a certain physical reaction to certain ranges ...
... or is it just me?
... Chaps?
:-[
Hey you, stop stroking that centurion...
Quote from: petercooman on 03 August 2016, 07:07:10 AM
You decide on a new wargames army with your willy? How does that work?
Well, ever since that op in 2014 I've been a roundhead
Too much information...
I wish to complain.
2 pages and no actual Totty! :(
You know, you just can't please some people!
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/2d/28/ec/2d28ecdb88c6c4b790ba9bc36532e2d9.jpg)(http://norwichmilf.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/milfs-in-norwich.jpg)(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRB01RHFtfyyKLnsW61iMfyMxb_QeOPYDQLYu-tfxfhsdYL-Ce1XA)
Top 3 Gingerworld Totty:
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-beuCGkJLQGk/V6S9Da77snI/AAAAAAAHe5M/06xL6pPZGEod68dnRl0HB48JAU3wh5tZA/w530-h825-p/16%2B-%2B1)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-kPsp0f-gy6k/V6SSCwq9jCI/AAAAAAABvqA/YfomwohvT2gI0PMet6O8lXiMXMMCyJPkA/w426-h667-p/05.08.16%2B-%2B1)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-k9lHY30kJAU/V6MffLGtsYI/AAAAAAAFTEA/028thTpbGBsQUNSyaUNLuNHHTQoTlepQA/w530-h662-p/16%2B-%2B1)
:D
That top one has eyes like a tiger. Man eater?
Quote from: Leman on 06 August 2016, 09:55:55 PM
That top one has eyes like a tiger. Man eater?
Pretty much... So, this is the reason I've got a fondness for the gingers (I know, I know, I've mentioned this before ;))
(http://i.imgur.com/ofat75o.jpg?1)
Always had a penchant for them as well, but only ever got to know one really well.
And I've said it before, they're trouble with a capital T. Spawns of Hades. :D
My first girlfriend was a redhead. :x
No hair. Just a red head.*
(http://cyber-breeze.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/tumblr_mbfsqab6Tn1rhvr4uo1_500.jpg)(http://fullhdpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Redhead-Girl-Wallpaper.jpg)(http://wallpaperlayer.com/img/2015/7/redhead-wallpaper-pictures-9077-9410-hd-wallpapers.jpg)
*Tommy Cooper, 1971
Quote from: Leman on 06 August 2016, 09:55:55 PM
That top one has eyes like a tiger. Man eater?
The last one looks slightly worried! Do you think she's heard she's on this thread? :-S
The last one looks like waxwork/mannequin, to me. :-\
Cheers - Phil
Would Ms Skelton count?
Quote from: nikharwood on 05 August 2016, 09:45:37 PM
Top 3 Gingerworld Totty:
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-k9lHY30kJAU/V6MffLGtsYI/AAAAAAAFTEA/028thTpbGBsQUNSyaUNLuNHHTQoTlepQA/w530-h662-p/16%2B-%2B1)
This ones the best.
I must admit to a real penchant for redheads, but never actually got to know one well enough (if you get my drift) :(
Quote from: nikharwood on 31 July 2016, 11:45:25 PM
In a wild break from my traditional postings here, I'm hereby announcing that I've discovered my ultimate Top Totty. And she's real, and awesome, and (bizarrely) thinks that I'm *her* Top (man) Totty.
#justsaying
Life is *great* 8)
Can we presume she is of the Ginger variety?
Bit ethereal, that one above. Looks like she might start spouting California rubbish any second now.
Polish, according to a quick web search!
So California rubbish in a Polish accent - rather listen to that than in the far-out nasal original.
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 08 August 2016, 08:51:50 AM
Can we presume she is of the Ginger variety?
Nope ;) :D ;D
Actually, in a break from a 25+ year blonde streak (21 of those with ex), she's brunette. I know, I'm as surprised as you ;)
Quote from: nikharwood on 08 August 2016, 09:06:56 PM
Nope ;) :D ;D
Actually, in a break from a 25+ year blonde streak (21 of those with ex), she's brunette. I know, I'm as surprised as you ;)
Sorry I am finding this hard to compute :-\ :-\ :-\ Nik with a non Ginger. Better keep her away from the Totty thread.
For any fellow Witcher fans among you here's Geraltina of Rivia (aka Alzbeta Trojanova). Somewhat better looking than Geralt himself, as described in the books!
(http://i.imgur.com/CIY6di9.jpg)
Daisy Dukes!
From the Dukes of Hazzard
(http://img.pandawhale.com/155970-Catherine-Bach-hot-pink-Daisy-zCSE.jpeg)(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/24/article-2587639-1C86A61800000578-410_306x677.jpg)
Other examples
(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2509810.1459358682!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_1200/catherine-bach.jpg)(http://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/iggy-azalea-in-daisy-dukes-on-the-set-of-a-music-video-in-studio-city-_1.jpg)(http://www.bucksfargo.com/files/2016/03/dukes-bikini.jpg)
I still think the original Daisy was the best.
(http://magickalgraphics.com/Graphics/Halloween/Sexy/hallowsexy9.jpg)
Thank you for bringing the Top Totty thread back to life. Been a bit neglected recently!
(http://www.mulberrycreekimagery.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/HalloweenPinup-005-800x687.jpg)(http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/xx_factor/2012/sexyhalloween.jpg.CROP.rectangle3-large.jpg)
Witch way is up?
Any way as they can :d :d =O =O =O perform magic at any angle ;D ;D ;D ;D
You lot are to voyeurism as Kenny and Bluebottle with an Airfix Fort Zinderneuf set are to real wargames!
For ML :)
(http://glamorousheels.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Kylie-Minogue-high-heels-715x1024.jpg)(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/06/22/09/29DAC63B00000578-0-image-a-21_1434960864149.jpg)
:x :x :x :x
And having seen some shots from Nick on faceache, top work fella!
I'm down at Pendraken HQ casting and feeling a bit jaded (9.30) please can someone post a picture to cheer me up :D
Dave
Anne Hathaway?
She always cheers me up!
(http://www.weeklyviral.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Anne-Hathaway-Movies-e1428639697979.jpg)
Or Anne Hathaway?
(http://www.tuxboard.com/photos/2014/11/photo-anne-hataway-transformation.jpg)
Or Gillian Anderson who I didn't rate too much in "The X-File Files", but loved in "The Fall".
(http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2015/12/22/gillian-anderson/gillian-anderson-the-fall-2.w1024.jpg)
Or Techno showing off his tattoo?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-XtfPSAKaQ5M/T-ttNs9FEuI/AAAAAAAAA2M/b-fs7Q_FMVw/s400/ABBa_2003_Tattoo_BM_120300b.jpg)
Anyway, I told some friends you were "casting some exciting new model", and they maybe got the wrong idea?
(http://mtwrentals.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ACL02.jpg)
They'll be around in a few minutes. The're keen to show you what they can do with their jazz hands, and they're all hoping you'll give them a big part.
Just imagine these on the little tanks you are casting dave :D
(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6121/5969249062_a2f64ecefd.jpg)
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5261/5822684470_12833f161c_o.jpg)
(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6137/5969249056_73ec58a471.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-SyJT7jgcVFQ/U-OlFGfZX_I/AAAAAAAAA14/n8UxF9yfY30/s1600/Tank-Girls-Video-Game-Korea-OrangeSociety-750x420.jpg.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oz9TCPZl2hc/U-OlEyHpLQI/AAAAAAAAA10/keS0Yxufpeg/s1600/Special-Ops-Girls-of-World-of-Tanks.jpg)
(http://obsoletegamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/World-of-Tanks-Booth-Babes.jpg)
Quote from: fsn on 01 December 2016, 09:47:04 PM
Or Techno showing off his tattoo?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-XtfPSAKaQ5M/T-ttNs9FEuI/AAAAAAAAA2M/b-fs7Q_FMVw/s400/ABBa_2003_Tattoo_BM_120300b.jpg)
How do you know I'm a ABBA fan :-[
cheers ;)
(http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-07/17/xin_2607021715549182403935.jpg)
Finnish Totty ;)
(http://static.iltalehti.fi/viihde/misshelsinki2_1001TL_vi.jpg)
Hmm, if they're the winners... :-B
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/941173ea3144f660b3ab89822f23687d/tumblr_n0aei3LYxR1rq17q8o1_500.jpg)
Okay, finished now with the Finnish. Don't reckon much to the one in the middle! :P
Too early?
(http://www.recipeapart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/sexy-christmas-girls-hd-wallpaper-1-4.jpg)(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HociX35x4Ug/TROok_lWTbI/AAAAAAAAAUw/BWofItcoXKM/s1600/Merry-Merry-Christmas-christmas-x-mas-X-mas-1-seasons-greeting-girl-on-girl-xmas-ceca-sexy-crismath-girls-happy-holidays-images-WinterWeihnachten-arena_large.jpg)
(http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/images/2015/03/sexy-christmas-girls/10-sexy-christmas-girls.jpg)(http://annadannfelt.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/full200912091011063023103_sexy-santa1.jpg)
I think the Wizzard song answers it for you
Hmmm - my mind has wandered down 'Advent Calendar'....
think I'd better stop there!
Do you remember the little bags of KP nuts you could buy in pubs? They came attached to a board and as more packs were bought a lovely lady appeared.
Working behind the bar, I soon found uout which bags to sell first. :D
If your pub calendar is just revealing nuts, then it's a bit of an interesting bar...
=O =O
great one.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mLACzmppikQ/ThOJ5rZDiLI/AAAAAAAAKkU/r4xAGqVcTEw/s400/pilk16.jpg)(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-GZbUlyws9rw/ThOJ5HgOLHI/AAAAAAAAKkY/EiFH3fIQ6h8/s400/pilk15.jpg)
Quote from: fsn on 16 December 2016, 08:46:58 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-GZbUlyws9rw/ThOJ5HgOLHI/AAAAAAAAKkY/EiFH3fIQ6h8/s400/pilk15.jpg)
Life was so much more innocent back then! 8->
Those will be calendars for Sam Fox's pub then ;)
(https://img1.etsystatic.com/103/1/10642418/il_570xN.836682183_jae2.jpg)
(https://img1.etsystatic.com/103/1/10642418/il_340x270.836684479_nnz4.jpg)
;D ;D ;D
viewers choice ... but both are the same character - the White Witch from The Chronicles of Narnia
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/narnia/images/5/5a/The-chronicles-of-narnia-the-lion-the-witch-and-the-wardrobe-1988-1.jpeg/revision/latest?cb=20110718012446)
or
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/c5/fd/39/c5fd39382125b75e7b4ea9b05192e72e.jpg)
The best thing out of Runcorn
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQaTuSEXcaQfRJwhPbXdIeS0_4_5dK0A5n0WMUoxVk84r-Tt_OtBA)
(http://c8.alamy.com/comp/F5CFGC/london-uk-4th-oct-2015-nicola-roberts-seen-arriving-at-the-hotel-chantelle-F5CFGC.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSqAQx2feCIB7C-_5fDy9eNuOA_rEiQG9jt-P8iOo3-fGfSVJL6)
Only because I refuse to be photographed
I don't even know who that is
The good looking one from Girls Aloud. Also the one without a record for racial abuse and punching people in toilets iirc!
Merry Christmas
(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/christmas-party-7241376.jpg)
Why has she only got one shoe?
Here's a picture of my Xmas tree.
(http://s4.favim.com/610/140729/bright-christmas-girl-lights-Favim.com-1953694.jpg)
This kidnapping thing is really going to get you into trouble one day Nobby
(http://rs773.pbsrc.com/albums/yy18/Nilgates/Meu%20blog%2001/katy-perry-sexy.gif~c200)(http://pa1.narvii.com/5752/08e922ae8a40a762b87393afd04a1bf91bed9545_hq.gif)(https://media.giphy.com/media/dc7xqOQHQRlmw/giphy.gif)
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/CyIkFYHRZYkHS/200w.gif#68)(https://media2.giphy.com/media/2hl086Ui4W4YU/200.gif#75)(https://media3.giphy.com/media/eJBAB5D1e7qMM/200w.gif#142)
Lynda Carter !!
:x
CALM DOWN CALM DOWN CALM DOWN CALM DOWN
Bazooka research turned up this.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-leMg0d9RTEA/Vbd0DK_zAvI/AAAAAAAA4Rw/Gl9NWx-6Ufk/s1600/66703_1400857130128211_1699758229_n.jpg)
Perhaps Mr Techno could have been persuaded, but I think Sunray would not be pleased if this turned up in the US Korean War range. The Bazooka is just wrong!
But to complete the range ...
(http://ragtagriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/dangerous-women-rtr-5.jpg)(http://ragtagriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/dangerous-women-rtr-6-355x500.jpg)(http://ragtagriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/dangerous-women-rtr-8.jpg)(http://ragtagriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/dangerous-women-rtr-13.jpg)
I can't imagine the back blast would do either her or the dog any good. ...
Dog? What dog! 🐶
And I'd just thought I would post a picture of the most dangerous looking woman, ever!
She just has a face that says: 'I'm going to eat you alive!'
http://www.npg.org.uk/collections/search/portraitLarge/mw01027/Gertrude-Elizabeth-ne-Blood-Lady-Colin-Campbell
(http://images.npg.org.uk/800_800/2/7/mw01027.jpg)
Minx!
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/07/22/article-0-0A891E1A000005DC-814_468x286.jpg)
Even better than the piccies of her with a .50cal :)
To raise the tone a bit. She's to be seen flashing the passers-by in Siena.
Gentlemen of the Forum.
You know that in FSN world, every member of the Forum is young, female and clothing averse. FSN world is a lovely place. D_Guy is remarkably like Catherine Bach in "The Dukes of Hazzard"; Westie is a flame haired siren in a short kilt and tam o shanter, and Mad Lemmey is a rock chick.
Well, Techno has for a long time been the Borg Queen, but I have great delight in introducing the new FSN Techno!
(http://cdn.movieweb.com/img.news.tops/NEpdJODR6Jq1sy_2_b.jpg)
A good, but not a great, film and not a patch on it's source materiel. A great performance by Scarlett Johansson ultimately fails to save it. IMHO
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/f5/5d/7e/f55d7e0c7cd9213035bf85e30cd380da.jpg)
A "feathered fox" for Pixie
(https://leadenshipsandtinmen.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/img_0608.jpg?w=500)
I approve, but it's a bit warm for fur here!
Also, the foxes probably needed it more ;)
Quote from: fsn on 03 April 2017, 08:19:15 PM
Gentlemen of the Forum.
You know that in FSN world, every member of the Forum is young, female and clothing averse. FSN world is a lovely place. D_Guy is remarkably like Catherine Bach in "The Dukes of Hazzard"; Westie is a flame haired siren in a short kilt and tam o shanter, and Mad Lemmey is a rock chick.
Well, Techno has for a long time been the Borg Queen, but I have great delight in introducing the new FSN Techno!
Stroll on.....I have been missing posts over the last month.
You're an OIK, Nobby. :P (Many thanks for the card, Matey.)
Cheers - Phil
I wear my oikishness as a badge of pride!
You're welcome.
Good heaven!
I missed fsn's post!!
Distracted by the pictures no doubt.
Much more tolerable metal picture than the ones fsn normally does of me and others!
Put down the crack pipe for a few hours did'ja mi'lord?
Quote from: fsn on 05 March 2017, 07:49:24 PM
(http://images.npg.org.uk/800_800/2/7/mw01027.jpg)
Minx!
Sargent ?
Boldini.
Sargeant (Madame X) - but equally minxy.
(http://www.johnsingersargent.org/Madame-X-(or-Madame-Pierre-Gautreau).jpg)
(https://guideimg.alibaba.com/images/shop/102/01/26/6/side-profile-of-a-young-woman-dusting-a-table-with-a-dust-cloth-poster-print-18-x-24_3712246.jpg)
Just dusting away the cobwebs in here :-*
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 10 August 2017, 01:10:02 PM
(https://guideimg.alibaba.com/images/shop/102/01/26/6/side-profile-of-a-young-woman-dusting-a-table-with-a-dust-cloth-poster-print-18-x-24_3712246.jpg)
Just dusting away the cobwebs in here :-*
It's always a pleasure when the maid leans over the table and buffs the mahogany!
Is she a maid? What a waste!
North Korean soldiers
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/11/article-2307290-193B977D000005DC-735_634x388.jpg)
... how effective would they be in those heels?
Are high heels better or worse than sandals, militarily speaking?
(https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1488/83/1488836000470.jpg)
The romans conquered half the world in sandals & shorts. Those are fine :D
Quote from: fsn on 19 August 2017, 10:51:37 AM
North Korean soldiers
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/11/article-2307290-193B977D000005DC-735_634x388.jpg)
... how effective would they be in those heels?
If one of those "took you in hand" I think you would be completely disarmed ;D
I'll happily contribute some pretty Asian ladies to the thread
(https://i2.wp.com/4.bp.blogspot.com/-qFUAhVabNL8/WLbmDfnqSHI/AAAAAAAAUmc/U-f_qxlkvUEYc6lVxkNafgPOlAI2Su3dwCLcB/s640/2.jpg?resize=640%2C426&ssl=1)
... though I can't help thinking that the women [back, right] is wondering why the one in front of her is making a silly face! :P
(http://www.defenseindustrydaily.com/images/ORD_AT4-M136_Swedish_lg.jpg) :x
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TGaFUPJleS4/Sluij45t0vI/AAAAAAAAPn0/8Yq3ETOcb7g/s400/Russian+women+soldiers.jpg)Naughty cameraman!
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4068/4302662815_203ca81cb7_o.jpg)(http://media.moddb.com/cache/images/groups/1/6/5425/thumb_620x2000/German_Fem_Soldat.jpg)
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8635/16149913657_5dc7199425_b.jpg) That's not her leg.
That grey out fit with spike heels does not look practicable.
Anybody know what the knee-guards are for?
(http://img12.deviantart.net/6792/i/2010/302/0/c/military_girl_v_by_ukrain-d31qh2h.jpg)
I could tell you but Techno would ban me.
;D ;D ;D
Guarding the knees.
I assume that's guarding the knees when taking DOGGY for a walk in STYLE.
That would be a blow...
It doesn't blow when it does the job!
Stop it ! ;D
Cheers - Phil
I am really enjoying the new series "Strike"
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRO-QoBghLZJO6oVLSZhRZPY-aUOkn2HYQLnQu_Gq7GBBMcOjmG)
I wonder if Holiday Grainger hs anything to do with it?
Quote from: Orcs on 29 August 2017, 10:04:23 AM
I am really enjoying the new series "Strike"
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRO-QoBghLZJO6oVLSZhRZPY-aUOkn2HYQLnQu_Gq7GBBMcOjmG)
I wonder if Holiday Grainger has anything to do with it?
Yep, I was thinking the self same thing as I was watching the trailers. It was a case of is it her or not? Of course I had to check IMdb just to make sure. Saw the first episode and enjoyed it; taped last nights and already set to record the last one.
MickS
It's a really good series, but she is the cherry on a very well acted cake!
Racking my brain as to where I've seen her before, but just not getting there.
Quote from: Leman on 29 August 2017, 12:42:17 PM
Racking my brain as to where I've seen her before, but just not getting there.
She has been in loads of stuff, just "google" her.(on the internet , before any of you filthy lot think that "Googleing her" is more than looking her up)
IMDB has a a filmography in their biog of her.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0334441/
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTUzNzI3MjMxNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMjc1ODgzNDE@._V1_SY1000_CR0,0,666,1000_AL_.jpg)
I think she reminds me of someone else, as I haven't seen any of the films she's been in. For me Jane Eyre has to be Ruth Wilson.
I saw her first in a series called Demons where the last van Helsing was a schoolboy and she was his bit of squeeze as it were. She also popped up (and out for that matter) in the Jeremy Irons version of the Borgias as Lucrezia (?). Can't be ar*ed to check IMdB on that one.
MickS
Quote from: Subedai on 29 August 2017, 09:26:58 PM
I saw her first in a series called Demons where the last van Helsing was a schoolboy and she was his bit of squeeze as it were. She also popped up (and out for that matter) in the Jeremy Irons version of the Borgias as Lucrezia (?). Can't be ar*ed to check IMdB on that one.
MickS
Quite right - Lucrezia Borgia
As proof, here is Il famiglia Borgia - Lucrezia Borgia, Cesare Borgia, Rodrigo Borgia, Juan Borgia
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTgxMDIzMDY3NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODQ2MzQ2Nw@@._V1_SY1000_SX750_AL_.jpg)
Irons - now THERE'S an actor.
That's it - The Borgias - I knew I'd seen that face before. Thanks for that - mystery solved.
To quote, elsewhere, on this Forum; "Bootiful Bridge"
It obviously got me thinking and Googling...
(https://www.floridamemory.com/fpc/TD/TD00068.jpg)
Then there's this one, titled "Bridge elegance"
(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/33/c0/37/33c0375eaff3260073592083dc21c1e3--play-bridge-fortune.jpg)
Then I typed "curvaceous bridge" and I got this
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/51/9d/06/519d061c46412898d4c73d48469dc705.jpg)
Although further down the page was also this
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a6/0a/41/a60a41e6d2416a93b62ad32d3201271d.jpg)
Or if we're playing 'The Borgias Top Trumps', I'll see your Holliday Grainger with my Emmanuelle Chriqui :D
(http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Emmanuelle+Chriqui+Premiere+Lucky+Ones+Arrivals+_6-710a5Vrrl.jpg)
Chriqui? Crikey!
As requested
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMzM5OWQ2MzAtMzcyNi00MDMwLWJiZDUtNzNlNzBlNWY4NmY0XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjU5OTg5NDc@._V1_.jpg)(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/73/c2/7d/73c27d07e68bbd2910e40aa17de8ad01--helen-mirren-excalibur.jpg)(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f5/71/b3/f571b31887366a23b7b67e59f25910a7--helen-mirren-excalibur.jpg)(https://newlandofwelinton.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/helen-mirren-robert-addie.jpg)
'Here. She's run away with that chap's BAFTA award, from the last picture!'
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/16/article-2560806-1B8F235800000578-645_634x754.jpg)
Quote from: fsn on 09 September 2017, 08:21:17 AM
As requested
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMzM5OWQ2MzAtMzcyNi00MDMwLWJiZDUtNzNlNzBlNWY4NmY0XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjU5OTg5NDc@._V1_.jpg)(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/73/c2/7d/73c27d07e68bbd2910e40aa17de8ad01--helen-mirren-excalibur.jpg)(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f5/71/b3/f571b31887366a23b7b67e59f25910a7--helen-mirren-excalibur.jpg)(https://newlandofwelinton.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/helen-mirren-robert-addie.jpg)
So that's what happened to my woks!
and this is what happened to the dead Ewoks at the end of Return of the Jedi!
(https://img05.deviantart.net/9fad/i/2009/248/1/4/furry_bikini_by_misswolfprincess.jpg)
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 10 September 2017, 11:20:28 AM
and this is what happened to the dead Ewoks at the end of Return of the Jedi!
(https://img05.deviantart.net/9fad/i/2009/248/1/4/furry_bikini_by_misswolfprincess.jpg)
Worth it. Im sure you look good in it Roy!
;D
when life gives you lemons, and all that...
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 10 September 2017, 11:20:28 AM
and this is what happened to the dead Ewoks at the end of Return of the Jedi!
(https://img05.deviantart.net/9fad/i/2009/248/1/4/furry_bikini_by_misswolfprincess.jpg)
I hate Hairy nipples :)
I was researching Korean War artillery ... and came across this
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02628/korea_2628468c.jpg)
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8180/8061985369_71f4486ffb_b.jpg)
There's definitely something not quite right with that society.
I do hope a code for
Maiden Guard with Sword
is being added to the new Korean War range ;)
Kim Jong Un's secret weapon - army of Fembots :o
where's Austin when you need him
Quote from: fsn on 29 September 2017, 01:07:19 PM
I was researching Korean War artillery ... and came across this
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02628/korea_2628468c.jpg)
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8180/8061985369_71f4486ffb_b.jpg)
I'd let them play with my gun! :)
Rather odd shape to the barrels... and no caissons either. ???
Breech mechanism seems to be fine though... :D
Quote from: fsn on 05 March 2017, 06:28:44 PM
Bazooka research turned up this.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-leMg0d9RTEA/Vbd0DK_zAvI/AAAAAAAA4Rw/Gl9NWx-6Ufk/s1600/66703_1400857130128211_1699758229_n.jpg)
Perhaps Mr Techno could have been persuaded, but I think Sunray would not be pleased if this turned up in the US Korean War range. The Bazooka is just wrong!
Holy crap look at that beauty... is that a 30W Orange DT30H Dual Terror guitar amp??
;D ;D ;D
Quote from: ErHo on 02 October 2017, 03:22:46 PM
Holy crap look at that beauty... is that a 30W Orange DT30H Dual Terror guitar amp??
I agree with you ! You're a connoisseur !
( I didn't see anything else, as I've fallen in love a few days ago.. :D )
( Less time to play, but I won't complain myself ! :P )
:-bd
Quote from: ronan on 02 October 2017, 08:01:35 PM
I agree with you ! You're a connoisseur !
( I didn't see anything else, as I've fallen in love a few days ago.. :D )
( Less time to play, but I won't complain myself ! :P )
Quote from: ronan on 02 October 2017, 08:01:35 PM
( Less time to play, but I won't complain myself ! :P )
Oh you will be playing with figures - well one of the non lead variety.(unless your like FK ;))
Quote from: Orcs on 04 October 2017, 11:26:00 PM
Oh you will be playing with figures - well one of the non lead variety.(unless your like FK ;))
That is the good thing about this forum; you read a comment and you know someone will come up with the exact same remark you just thought about... ;)
I was thinking this might have something to do with the 'Great minds think alike' theory but to be honest I wouldn't give myself that much credit...
Cheers,
Rob
Mind you fools seldom differ :D :D
Aha, that's how they call it... ;D
Quote from: Orcs on 29 September 2017, 05:56:25 PM
I'd let them play with my gun! :)
Are they the legendary snatch squad?
Mr Cook Sir, may I present what used to be your coat?
And may I offer ...
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/80/60/d3/8060d390ef8ab0b85596fbf3fdf56d88--korean-military-military-girl.jpg)(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/38/46/08/3846083842973f1cc1202a52c0cc01ea--tank-girl-mailing-list.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/51/c8/fd/51c8fdd255dd120627ab244fc16fece9.jpg)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Dearie, dearie me...... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
Any good wargaming shows in Middel-Earth that might be worth attending? :D
Cheers,
Rob
From Rapier Miniatures t-shirt range :)
(http://www.rapierminiatures.co.uk/image/RAPT/RAPT001.jpg)
Quote from: ErHo on 21 December 2017, 06:31:30 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/51/c8/fd/51c8fdd255dd120627ab244fc16fece9.jpg)
According to the map she has mountainous breasts :P
And then there are certain wet areas on the map...
OI !
Stop it ! ;D
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Orcs on 22 December 2017, 12:31:12 PM
According to the map she has mountainous breasts :P
;D
Somehow reminds me of a TV show ...... what was it now? :-\
...... I've got it!
Twin Peaks.
:> :D
Happy new year to all !
(http://img1.gbpicsonline.com/gb/151/002.gif)
Merci monsieur :-bd
Inspired by another thread:
(http://www.owensworld.com/sites/default/files/styles/images/public/funny-pictures/1357_pic12.jpg?itok=kfv4r6E7)(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/99000/Woman-Camouflaged-on-a-Tree-Trunk-99112.jpg)
(http://www.beevoz.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/ff23e1f99dd495f21c1c5927a1888525.jpg)(https://inri.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/camouflage-woman.jpg)
Gentlemen. To remember to Pit Girls ...
(http://en.protothema.gr/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/q4.jpg)(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/e0/ec/33/e0ec3355da0a1a1ee3b6e95541a2d0c7--hot-sexy-lingerie-grid-girls.jpg)(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/S_vA9NSnA5I/AAAAAAABSQ8/hEaUjsE44s8/s1600/Formula1_Pit_Babes_01.jpg)(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/rMcAAOSwk1JWcKP6/s-l300.jpg)(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3030/3754663082_1fe072ce58_b.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-69BzvUjVa5I/T0srGKLYzHI/AAAAAAAABnk/STB6RUV8Ckk/s1600/Asian-Paddock-Girls%2B1.jpg)(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/YvEAAOSwHPlWcKT0/s-l300.jpg)(http://photos.motogp.com/2015/01/29/147592.small.jpg)
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3f/f1/a0/3ff1a0c1688a6a8d75e791a383ae6b0c.jpg)
Next thing you know Olivia Cromwell will be running the country - then it will be goodbye to Santa's little helpers! :(
Olivia? That's his sister, right?
... and let's not forget the darts walk out girls.
(https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/galleries/x701/319541.jpg)(http://e1.365dm.com/13/10/800x600/kelly-donegan-hazel-osullivan-darts-walk-on-girls_3018841.jpg)
(https://www.pix123.com/bettingpro//201402/Feb13/2014Feb13055723_458764939.jpg)(http://bhvdtp.com/image/thumb/s-0/40d102e433e3a9269aff025d3921ded6.jpg)
(http://dartsjournalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Charlotte-Daniella-e1417468898786.jpg)(https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/nintchdbpict0003808788923.jpg?strip=all&w=960)
Compared to the grid girls, they are almost tasteful!
Quote from: mad lemmey on 04 February 2018, 10:00:59 AM
Compared to the grid girls, they are almost tasteful!
F1 grid girls are generally tastefully dressed. I think the pics shown before are probably from lower down the motorsport ladder (BTCC?).
You want real sleaze, search for the motorbike grid girls . . .
Quote from: Steeleye on 04 February 2018, 06:20:09 AM
Olivia? That's his sister, right?
Course it is. You don't think the new puritans are going to let a man run the country! Come on, get with the programme and get more bromide in your tea!
Aphrodite (Lex King) from Troy: Fall of a City
(http://media.immediate.co.uk/volatile/sites/3/2018/02/15154620-high_res-troy-fall-of-a-city-c54a31c.jpg?quality=90&crop=114px,0px,1138px,758px&resize=720,479)
(https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/9cd5709202b52e7bf95b0b3578e0ef2591f6d09b/0_84_4282_2569/master/4282.jpg?w=620&q=55&auto=format&usm=12&fit=max&s=4e34f6e94be82d1ae039fe9021657017)
(http://www.ww2sale.com/image/cache/data/xiemu/WHP268/1-500x500.jpg)
(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/79/4c/86/794c86ebe44b9c943c758d1faec1cfaa--rare-photos-photos-of.jpg)
In my defence I was looking for German panzer uniforms
Yes, Mark.
We all believe you. ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
'course you were, 'course you were.
Come along quietly sir, you know you should.
This thread brings to mind the presentation of the difference in the ladies and the gents in most post apocalyptic representations. The men are covered in jackets, armor, gas masks, boots, and an abundance of belts and gear, while the ladies seem to manage in scanty shorts and a halter top or even a bikini! I never quite understood why the guys need so much protection yet the ladies do not????
(http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh235/terry37photos/Post%20Apocalyptic/Female%20Rd%20Warrior%202_zps7lmoxcbk.jpg) (http://s257.photobucket.com/user/terry37photos/media/Post%20Apocalyptic/Female%20Rd%20Warrior%202_zps7lmoxcbk.jpg.html)
(http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh235/terry37photos/Post%20Apocalyptic/Post%20Apoc%20Knight%202_zps3tpnsqcf.jpg) (http://s257.photobucket.com/user/terry37photos/media/Post%20Apocalyptic/Post%20Apoc%20Knight%202_zps3tpnsqcf.jpg.html)
Terry
This should answer the question...
http://www.geekxgirls.com/article.php?ID=1878 (http://www.geekxgirls.com/article.php?ID=1878)
(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/29/8b/b7/298bb77151f3ace5849fd0ef007bd3b8.jpg)(https://ci.memecdn.com/10854694.jpg)
I should point out that Aphrodite is a goddess, not some mere human.
Quote from: Terry37 on 28 February 2018, 04:59:03 PM
This thread brings to mind the presentation of the difference in the ladies and the gents in most post apocalyptic representations. The men are covered in jackets, armor, gas masks, boots, and an abundance of belts and gear, while the ladies seem to manage in scanty shorts and a halter top or even a bikini! I never quite understood why the guys need so much protection yet the ladies do not????
(http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh235/terry37photos/Post%20Apocalyptic/Female%20Rd%20Warrior%202_zps7lmoxcbk.jpg) (http://s257.photobucket.com/user/terry37photos/media/Post%20Apocalyptic/Female%20Rd%20Warrior%202_zps7lmoxcbk.jpg.html)
(http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh235/terry37photos/Post%20Apocalyptic/Post%20Apoc%20Knight%202_zps3tpnsqcf.jpg) (http://s257.photobucket.com/user/terry37photos/media/Post%20Apocalyptic/Post%20Apoc%20Knight%202_zps3tpnsqcf.jpg.html)
Terry
I'd put it down to the pesky Y-chromosome... :-B ;)
THE APOCALYPSE!
Produced by Human Greed
Costumes by Victoria's Secret :)
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0874/2704/files/Wasteland-Weekend-NSFW-hot_post_apocalyptic_woman_1_grande.jpg?v=1513387817)
In the apocalypse there will be much wailing, gnashing of teeth and sun cream...
It's the gladiator principle, surely?
(http://cdn.history.com/sites/2/2015/05/hith-gladiators-foul-E.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/6tinzud.jpg)(http://www.adrants.com/images/beyoncegladiatorpepsi.jpg)
I guess those outfits are all about pleasing the crowd, not about being effective!
"Gladiator"?
Im sure he was.... ;D
In reality a gladiatrix would have been topless.
Funny how male re-enactors are often fat and middle-aged.
Hmmm.....Inspiration for the Amazons, methinks !
(Not yet.....Don't get excited !)
Cheers - Phil
Phil - you know what's coming WORK FASTER
IanS ;)
I understand real gladiators also cultivated a bit of an adipose layer; shallow cuts would be less dangerous that way.
Quote from: Techno on 01 March 2018, 08:50:08 AM
Hmmm.....Inspiration for the Amazons, methinks !
(Not yet.....Don't get excited !)
Cheers - Phil
And how are you going to explain your "research" to Mrs T? If you Type Amazon women into google you get some "interesting results"
I'm not going there, Mark. :P ;D
Cheers - Phil
"Its not porn - it's a painting guide"
Well, as usual I'm happy to help Techno. :D
Light spears
(https://pre00.deviantart.net/66aa/th/pre/f/2015/329/1/6/amazon_sentry_by_amazon_warriors-d9i21pp.jpg)(https://pre00.deviantart.net/bcda/th/pre/f/2017/317/4/e/gladiatrix_warrior___talanis_by_amazon_warriors-dbtnaxe.jpg)(http://www.amazon-warriors.com/fotos4/00/00/ffffff/bilder/gallery-29-1-8100.jpg)
Archers
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/29/51/cb/2951cbf06263442faa8557972745e55d.jpg)(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/75/e2/f7/75e2f7427b805fcc04be7ed995930150.jpg)(http://www.amazon-warriors.com/fotos4/00/00/ffffff/bilder/gallery-85-1-8100.jpg)(http://www.amazon-warriors.com/fotos4/00/00/ffffff/bilder/gallery-19-1-8100.jpg)
Armoured infantry
(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/94/6c/a1/946ca1398b1800e944f9956845007b14.jpg)(http://www.amazon-warriors.com/fotos4/176/176/FFFFFF/bilder/gallery-43-1-8100.jpg)
Cavalry
(http://www.amazon-warriors.com/fotos4/00/00/ffffff/bilder/gallery-53-1-8100.jpg)
Magic user
(http://www.amazon-warriors.com/fotos4/00/00/ffffff/bilder/gallery-65-1-8100.jpg)
Always happy to help Pendraken research. :D
I'll let Leon choose. ;)
Thanks, Nobby.
Cheers - Phil
:o Oh my word, elf and safety!
Technically the second archer is an elf, so should be excluded from the selection process :)
Amazons - from the deviantart website :-)
(https://pre00.deviantart.net/7c76/th/pre/i/2013/183/1/2/amazons_sketches_by_grievousgeneral-d6bmhdb.jpg)
There are indeed some deviant tarts amongst that lot.
Yes, we need more "research" into this overlooked culture!
It is international woman's day afterall, sorry we were a little sexist in being late to celebrations! 8)
It being Sports Relief, may I add (unironically) some sporty women?
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/05/article-0-1460C8EC000005DC-564_306x423.jpg)(https://dshepherdsporthmps.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/image4.jpg)
(http://www.lasplash.com/uploads//79ac/500af235b57fe-bring-on-the-brits-swim-team-that-is-1.jpg)(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/06/article-2274702-0061D68900000258-511_306x423.jpg)(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wcyWbnN-Wuc/TyFCqeAW3UI/AAAAAAAAAUI/5ByMqtQ2cZ4/s320/shelley-rudman-pic-getty-images-151634457.jpg)(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/11/article-2556407-1B62251A00000578-930_306x523.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/05/15/13/28B5C30A00000578-3083180-Hannah_Cockcroft_MBE_is_on_the_Great_Britain_Paralympic_developm-a-37_1431691962356.jpg)(http://sport.bt.com/images/great-britains-4x100m-relay-team-won-bronze-at-this-years-world-championships-136384209896103901-131017131728.jpg)
Most of them need a bit more meat on them for my taste
Quote from: Orcs on 26 March 2018, 10:28:23 AM
Most of them need a bit more meat on them for my taste
+1
Hah !!
I make those lasses look positively obese.
(I really wish I could put on weight.....genuinely)
Cheers - Mr Stick Insect.
Quote from: Techno on 26 March 2018, 12:52:06 PM
Hah !!
I make those lasses look positively obese.
(I really wish I could put on weight.....genuinely)
Cheers - Mr Stick Insect.
That's ok Phil, I don't think anyone on the forum is thinking of taking you to bed more meat or not. ;D ;D
Mr Very Jealous ( you can have some of mine)
Hey, Mark.
If there was some sort of weight transferring machine.....I'd genuinely take three stone from you.
That'd put me at the level of some sort of 'normal' body mass index.....and not really anything approaching overweight.
Trouble is.....I'm not really interested in food....taking time to eat is almost a chore, most of the time.
Perhaps I should take up eating bars of choccy. :-\
Weird, isn't it ?.....There are so many folk who would simply love to lose weight, and I can't put any on, (though I'd love to) even if I keep stuffing my face with high protein garbage in front of the TV, in the evening.
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Techno on 26 March 2018, 03:34:09 PM
Hey, Mark.
If there was some sort of weight transferring machine.....I'd genuinely take three stone from you.
That'd put me at the level of some sort of 'normal' body mass index.....and not really anything approaching overweight.
Trouble is.....I'm not really interested in food....taking time to eat is almost a chore, most of the time.
Perhaps I should take up eating bars of choccy. :-
Weird, isn't it ?.....There are so many folk who would simply love to lose weight, and I can't put any on, (though I'd love to) even if I keep stuffing my face with high protein garbage in front of the TV, in the evening.
Cheers - Phil
Yes it is weird, My sister-in-law is like you. Her Mum once offered her £1 for every pound she put on. This was in the late '70s when a £1 was worth something. She tried for about 6 months and managed to earn about a £5. Like you she was eating for England.
My Ex-wife ate more than I did and even after 4 children is still a size 8. I only have to look at food to put weight on. gggrrr!
Cheers
Mark
(http://www.centreformenaustralia.org.au/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/tree-man-300x225.jpg)
Recent photo of Techno in his unsuccessful burlesque act.
OBVIOUS FAKE !
(That's twice my size.......You OIK !!)
Cheers - Phil
Quite like the athletic look myself, my wife has a 6 pack, she looks great!
My wife look great with a six pack as well - one in each hand.
Quote from: Orcs on 26 March 2018, 10:28:23 AM
Most of them need a bit more meat on them for my taste
Some wisdom from an American Treasure:
QuoteMy wife look great with a six pack as well - one in each hand
;D
I'll let you have that one.
Searching for fish puns led me to these interesting photos:
Large mouth bass
(http://www.gameandfishmag.com/files/2014/06/kayla-from-california.jpg)
Small mouth bass
(http://www.gameandfishmag.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/14/files/the-girls-of-game-fish/g4.jpg)
"Florida woman becomes internet hit as she reels in whoppers in her bikini" (genuine headline)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/07/19/09/427A035B00000578-4709924-image-a-16_1500453512905.jpg)
(https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article6331190.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/PAY-Darcie-Arahill.jpg)
Suddenly I'm starting to look forward to my holiday in Florida this year.
That second one is a pike, not a bass.
Second what?
Quote from: FierceKitty on 14 April 2018, 12:12:04 PM
That second one is a pike, not a bass.
I agree that that one's definitely a pike. :P
Cheers - I don't know....Too high on new painkillers.
Oh yeah... just noticed she was holding up fish...
What fish? ;D ;D
Get 'em while they're hot!
(https://mms.businesswire.com/media/20131105005483/en/390519/4/Fresh_Baked_Buns.jpg)
If you're a hipster they look great on the top of your head, apparently.
Quote from: FierceKitty on 14 April 2018, 12:12:04 PM
That second one is a pike, not a bass.
Yes it is a Pike, but he not allowed to tell them his name
Have you noticed page 1 of this thread?
The photo of Shakira has been replaced with "huge domains".
And I thought her domains were small and humble.
So here, for Leon, are some updated Shakira photos.
(http://www.elmogaz.com/sites/default/files/styles/full_node/public/2016/06/29/news/fields/image/shakiralala.jpg?itok=wwZ2lZYL)(https://hips.hearstapps.com/mac.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/49/480x670/54834252b42ad_-_mcx-shakira-sept-2014-20-women-2.jpg)
(http://www.miami.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2017/07/shakira-1379430803852_1920x1080-1200x675.jpg)(https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/story_medium/public/thumbnails/image/2014/03/13/13/shakira-gt.jpg)
Married to Gerard Pique of Barcelona and Spain fame...but of course you all knew that.
Gerard who?
Isn't it Manuel who is famous from Barcelona?
Quote from: Subedai on 30 April 2018, 09:54:07 PM
Married to Gerard Pique of Barcelona and Spain fame...but of course you all knew that.
Is he a grenadier?
let's go back to the thread :
May, 8th make me thinks of :
(http://2d6.fr/docs.temp/LilDe-ice.jpg)
or :
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/06/22/11/29DBCE5700000578-3134094-image-m-33_1434968429871.jpg)
And, as the real Victory will be celebrate tomorrow :P ;D :D
(http://www.programme.tv/media/cache/relative_max_355x272/upload/epgs/2017/10/liberation-la-bataille-de-berlin_121415586_1.jpg)
Some Cute Redheads
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/cute-redheaded-girls-redheads-15.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/cute-redheaded-girls-redheads-38.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/cute-redheads-gallery-23.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=500)
Huzzah, Sir! And bless you for your good taste!
Very cute redheads :x :x =D> =D>
Happy Birthday Morena Baccarin
(http://i.imgur.com/EBZ6fJq.jpg)(https://marriedbiography.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Morena-Baccarin.jpg)(http://cdn3-www.comingsoon.net/assets/uploads/2016/01/serenitybar640.jpg)
(http://paperlief.com/images/morena-baccarin-firefly-wallpaper-2.jpg)(https://dvdbash.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/morena_baccarin_dvdbash_11.jpg)(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/60/c6/9d/60c69d096f05399416255cfc383b5e64.jpg)
Lovely!
Quote from: fsn on 02 June 2018, 08:10:35 PM
Happy Birthday Morena Baccarin
Ding-dang man! If forgot about her!
Quote...I'll be in my bunk....
-Jane
Whilst researching floppy Israeli hats for another thread ... I found these and ... well ... felt the need to share
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTsUvCncxK24X3K34etRA6PWNEovfMV2TT15ByE4b8Gxw554CZ1)(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5f/0b/97/5f0b9774cbbc76ae34056202bf03c8e4.jpg)
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7f/77/84/7f7784900d5091d4d553ac0484fc18eb.jpg)(https://thesocialman.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/israeli-army-girls-the-social-man.jpg)
(http://securitymonitorng.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/women-soldiers.jpg)(https://vice-images.vice.com/images/content-images-crops/2016/07/07/stories-of-people-faking-psychological-illness-to-get-out-of-the-israeli-defence-forece-body-image-1467902365-size_1000.jpg?output-quality=75)
Notice: not a hat amongst the lot of them.
Some nice uniforms there
Take care
Andy
The IDF has the cutest girl soldiers.
Challenge accepted!
Ukraine
(http://dwjx78790mroz.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/12103616/hot-ukra.jpg)(https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/composite-ukrainian-soldier-girls.jpg?strip=all&w=750&h=500&crop=1)(http://d1nnx3nhddxmeh.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/09161550/soldier-50.jpg)
Russia
(http://www.royalfashionist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/201003292141501151-1956181.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/dE0B85j.jpg)(http://)(https://cdn4.img.sputniknews.com/images/105133/21/1051332195.jpg)
Sweden
(http://dwjx78790mroz.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/06092230/sweden.jpg)(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c5/18/dd/c518dd20cc28ab85a9c7e37cf4a78c7f.jpg)(http://www.geo.de/reisen/community/bild/regular/327653/Kinderarbeit-am-schwedischen-Hof.jpg)
South Korea
(http://dwjx78790mroz.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/12223448/48-Korea-600x598.jpg)(https://www.koreaboo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/PR-model-10.jpg)
North Korea
(http://dwjx78790mroz.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/12224030/jxA2l-768x510.jpg)(http://www.hancinema.net/photos/photo239867.jpg)(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/1e/e5/ca/1ee5cafa5945f24856a79861ccfe30e8--people-photography-art-photography.jpg)
China
(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/55/d0/99/55d099cb7c22e11a60eb26ead2b8c9a3.jpg)(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/44/f8/a5/44f8a50e2bb8e414fffa614800cb245c.jpg)(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/46/2b/04/462b04de421fef5621692dbb0c536f96.jpg)
I'll have one of each please!
Not that I'd know what to do once they were all present, but still...
Take over the world?
And just how much of this is propaganda?
Quote from: Leman on 15 June 2018, 08:36:26 AM
And just how much of this is propaganda?
Isn't that question applicable to every pic in this thread in one way or another?
Well, some only get a quick ganda, but many need a proper ganda! :D
GET YOUR COAT, Will ! ;)
Cheers - Phil
It's too hot for a coat today... Oi, this one's still got drool on it!
And the worryig thing is I haven't been near it. :D
I post this without comment:
(https://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20131122/coolest_jobs_ever_02.jpg)
Beep!
Beep! Beep! Surely. :)
I'm a sheep.
Good grief !!......Her legs are even thinner than mine !! (And that's saying something).
(Who is Katy Perry ?)......Oh, a singer...I just looked it up.
Cheers - Mr happy to be ignorant.
Probably been photoshopped Phil.
It's a still from the music video of "STARSTRUKK" by 3OH!3 (Feat. Katy Perry)
It will come as no surprise to regulars here that the track, but not the video, are on my I-pod.
Quote from: Leman on 30 August 2018, 03:55:47 PM
Probably been photoshopped Phil.
No, his legs really are that thin.
;D ;D ;D
Autumn is coming
Leaves are falling.
(https://c.pxhere.com/photos/be/aa/girl_lopushok_naked_in_the_forest_wild_forest_summer_tree-1408231.jpg!d)
( I don't have time to play wargames, only some rpg with my girlfriend. But I keep on reading what you're posting here ! ;) )
Role play? Like doctors and nurses?
Quote from: Last Hussar on 26 September 2018, 09:41:31 PM
Role play? Like doctors and nurses?
:D
( and LARP ... like barbarian and slave. Guess what, I'm not always playing the same role ;D )
:-[
I bet you look stunning in a brass bikini. I'm sure if people saw you they would be stunned.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 29 September 2018, 02:29:56 AM
I bet you look stunning in a brass bikini.
Is this the origin of the idiom "copper feel"?
;D
( I love you all :P )
Since it's coming up to Haloween ... and I'm bored
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/10/7c/24/107c24f4488ab6d34a8195f3a6ad23c3.jpg)(https://thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/sexy-halloween-costumes-by-Stinkie-Pinkie.jpg)(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/10/30/01/39DBFE6A00000578-0-image-m-21_1477790503432.jpg)(http://943thepoint.com/files/2011/10/sexy-halloween-costumes-225x300.jpg?w=980&q=75)(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c0/b4/11/c0b411de1e493da23d9271dcf73c851f.jpg)
You're going to be really disappointed when you answer the doorbell on Halloween. :P
(and if I knew they were at the door, I wouldn't be switching the lights out like I normally do ... :-[ ;D )
Careful with those Ninja Turtles, one doesnt even know the other's hand is in her pants!
Trick or Treat indeed
I hadn't noticed that. :o
Quote from: Westmarcher on 21 October 2018, 10:14:02 PM
(and if I knew they were at the door, I wouldn't be switching the lights out like I normally do ... :-[ ;D )
You and me both
Take care
Andy
Mary Queen of Scots: This is now ...
(https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/films/2019/01/07/TELEMMGLPICT000183271796_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqX9TI6QY9QPjZuLFzOCqR1jM5XgduzmKFhd_Voaycjkk.jpeg?imwidth=450)
That was then ...
(https://housegoeshome.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/margot-robbie-sexy-suicide-squad-photo.jpg)(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a0/06/ae/a006ae7a2d6f976191155042af6d4926.jpg)
The Favourite
(https://s.hdnux.com/photos/75/35/43/16111843/17/920x920.jpg)(https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/films/2018/07/09/thefavourite_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bq0AHv7OJLMR-LVMUSLyyHdTVuIMYhw5NEnhaw7cmP_U0.jpg?imwidth=450)
(https://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2014916/rs_634x796-141016110136-634.Emma-Stone-Cabaret-Sally-Bowles.jl.101614.jpg?fit=inside|900:auto&output-quality=90)(https://hips.hearstapps.com/esq.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/15/05/54cad831cb6ae_-_rachelweisz5.jpg)
Sigourney Weaver
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSym1PKYzYcI-fTfxXUFxguiL9quB9Ib6oPAU9MMbeN4BaNViJC)
(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/dd/f3/1a/ddf31a7c94d37b56dfe5113025551499--sigourney-weaver-magazine-covers.jpg)
and of course these
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4f/0a/95/4f0a951671677bedd406ffa0db920349.jpg)
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/df/a2/24/dfa22430c9d291a52e5777fd398d0552.jpg)
Take care
Andy
Sigourney Weaver in "Alien"!
:x
Good grief, she's got oversized legs ! ;)
Cheers - Mr Stick Insect.
I'd check your horizontal hold. =)
They look fine to me.
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/18/fe/03/18fe03e43b5f993c432f11bc2d3959cb--alien--sigourney-weaver.jpg)
Those thighs are appallingly fat, compared to my finely honed body. X_X :'( :'( :'( :'(
I'd be SO happy if I had a BMI like that.
Cheers - Mr Skinny
Oh yes. I found a picture of your legs.
(https://previews.123rf.com/images/iunewind/iunewind1505/iunewind150500110/40445204-match-stick.jpg)
I wish they were that fat ! :'( :'( :'(
YOU OIK !!
Cheers - Phil ;)
I wonder how the script directions were written
"Ripley stips to a vest top and a tiny pair of briefs that show she knows ahat a razor is"
Quote from: Last Hussar on 26 January 2019, 06:17:27 PM
I wonder how the script directions were written
"Ripley stips to a vest top and a tiny pair of briefs that show she knows ahat a razor is"
I think I read somewhere (years ago) she was supposed to be naked originally. And that she would have been quite happy to do it like that.
Cheers, M.
--
Quote from: Raider4 on 26 January 2019, 10:55:19 PM
I think I read somewhere (years ago) she was supposed to be naked originally. And that she would have been quite happy to do it like that.
Realistically, going into a cryogenic sleep chamber wearing anything not designed for the temperatures would be risky...
(And, yes, I know those couldn't really be cryogenic chambers for various reasons, but that's what they were called...)
I thought that in space everyone wears nappies.
Quote from: Techno on 26 January 2019, 01:40:20 PM
Those thighs are appallingly fat, compared to my finely honed body. X_X :'( :'( :'( :'(
I'd be SO happy if I had a BMI like that.
Cheers - Mr Skinny
:o fat never
Take care
Andy
Quote from: Raider4 on 26 January 2019, 10:55:19 PM
I think I read somewhere (years ago) she was supposed to be naked originally. And that she would have been quite happy to do it like that.
Cheers, M.
--
She had a wonderful figure; no wonder she was confident about being visible.
This makes the snow look even more beautiful.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5e/16/89/5e168964781a21bd8570fc623268a1fb.jpg)(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8f/f3/7d/8ff37d123efd360648ac40e1bf224dd4.jpg)
(http://lastlaughgroup.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Snow-Sexy-last-laugh-group-13.jpg)(http://lastlaughgroup.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Snow-Sexy-last-laugh-group-21.jpg)
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1a/c3/bf/1ac3bfd527151d643358cf9d8ca291bc.jpg)
(http://icrontic.com/images/prime/snowchix.jpg)
There's snow? ;) :D
Presumably photos taken in Finland.
Quote from: Leman on 05 February 2019, 08:11:04 AM
Presumably photos taken in Finland.
It looks remarkable like where I live (the background that is).
Quote from: d_Guy on 05 February 2019, 06:28:46 PM
It looks remarkable like where I live (the background that is).
To be honest if you has said of the photo below "This is my wife in our garden" we probably would not have believed you ;D ;D
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5e/16/89/5e168964781a21bd8570fc623268a1fb.jpg)
"Probably"? ;D
Yeah. Definitely not d_Guy's garden.
Quote from: fsn on 06 February 2019, 07:48:40 AM
Yeah. Definitely not d_Guy's garden.
BUT if it was we would all be really jealous :)
Nah - she looks extremely high maintenance.
Quote from: Leman on 06 February 2019, 11:54:39 AM
Nah - she looks extremely high maintenance.
Oh, I don't know, on current evidence her clothing budget would be pretty minimal :D
Quote from: Leman on 06 February 2019, 11:54:39 AM
Nah - she looks extremely high maintenance.
I can cope with high maintenance, as long as she is good value? :d
Quote from: Ithoriel on 06 February 2019, 12:02:23 PM
Oh, I don't know, on current evidence her clothing budget would be pretty minimal :D
lol
D_Guy made me do it! I had to look for body painting examples ...
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/aa/e8/69/aae869021a23cdf6c8c51e18a145e194.jpg)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/de/Female_bodypainting_Australian_flag.jpg)(https://www.bodypainting-festival.com/images/zoo-academy/Image-Gallery/Theatermakeup-Bodypaintincrew-sfx/bodypaintingcrew4.jpg)
(https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2016/07/04/102234426_POERTSCHACH%20AM%20WOERTHERSEE%20AUSTRIA%20-%20JULY%2001%20%20A%20model%20poses%20for%20a%20picture%20during%20the%20World_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqsJ_rzZcnSD0Y2tUvErNfYGwbXL_8WuljvQEHkzJA5WU.jpg)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e3/Body_Painting_by_Paul_Roustan_3.jpg/220px-Body_Painting_by_Paul_Roustan_3.jpg)(https://www.halloweenexpress.com/product_images/uploaded_images/2012-08-body-painting-1.jpg)
You're welcome.
The Union Jack on the Australian is wrong. I really want to touch it up. :)
Quote from: fsn on 16 February 2019, 06:19:23 PM
The Union Jack on the Australian is wrong. I really want to touch it up. :)
Union FLAG, unless you consider her a naval installation...
According to the Flag Institute, a membership-run vexillological charity, "the national flag of the United Kingdom, the Crown Dependencies and Overseas Territories is the Union Flag, which may also be called the Union Jack." The institute also notes:
it is often stated that the Union Flag should only be described as the Union Jack when flown in the bows of a warship, but this is a relatively recent idea. From early in its life the Admiralty itself frequently referred to the flag as the Union Jack, whatever its use, and in 1902 an Admiralty circular announced that Their Lordships had decided that either name could be used officially. In 1908, a government minister stated, in response to a parliamentary question, that "the Union Jack should be regarded as the National flag".
Quote from: fsn on 16 February 2019, 06:19:23 PM
The Union Jack on the Australian is wrong. I really want to touch it up. :)
Perhaps we can compromise and call it a Union Jill.
This should keep Nobby awake for the next few nights. Not an official video, but nevertheless a small tribute to the late Keith Flint (well that's my story and I'm sticking to it ....).
Cheers, just threw that on the big TV :)
Had to turn off the awful music ... but nice visuals! :D
nothing showing on my screen
Probably just as well, Orcs! Might be too unsettling for you. ;)
p.s. And you were quite right not to try searching "The Prodigy - Baby's got a Temper" on YouTube ....
Quote from: Westmarcher on 17 March 2019, 11:47:11 PM
Probably just as well, Orcs! Might be too unsettling for you. ;)
p.s. And you were quite right not to try searching "The Prodigy - Baby's got a Temper" on YouTube ....
Yes you were quite right.
Although I would love to know how they keep those tassels on their nipples. :d
Quote from: Orcs on 18 March 2019, 09:40:27 AM
Although I would love to know how they keep those tassels on their nipples. :d
Eh? Aaaah! Just realised, you may have found the Official Video version .... yes ... wasn't sure about that for inclusion on the forum ... :-
(link for the video above - https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=163&v=fex7eSM68tQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=163&v=fex7eSM68tQ) - stand by for more unsettling, Orcs. ;) )
Thanks for that, a very enjoyable video!! :d
HMMMM! a blonde and a brunette in matching lingerie. Mrs Orcs is blonde..... I wonder...... Or would I just die very painfully for suggesting it! :D :D
What's most unsettling is the girls in the video are probably young enough to be my daughters.
Quote from: Orcs on 18 March 2019, 09:40:27 AM
Although I would love to know how they keep those tassels on their nipples. :d
If the two ladies I've known who had cause to wear them are typical, the answer is ... glue.
Quote from: Ithoriel on 18 March 2019, 01:38:45 PM
If the two ladies I've known who had cause to wear them are typical, the answer is ... glue.
Just thinking about when the are removed - OUCH!
Since it's coming up to Easter
After years and years of inactivity, I've recently joined a gym ...
Paul Hogan when he was at his best
For Techno - our current (as I type this, who knows by the time you see this!) Defence Secretary
(https://thecampofthesaints.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/penny-mordaunt-mp-007.jpg)(https://thecampofthesaints.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/penny-mordaunt-mp-002.jpg)
(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/58137621/ill-be-in-my-bunk.jpg)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Linda Lusardi isn't the Defence Secretary.......
And that's NOT Linda Lusardi.
Cheers - Phil
No, this is Linda Lusardi :D
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/02/04/18/3CC2DB2900000578-4191740-image-a-27_1486232014902.jpg)
I think she's a junior minster for Wales :-\
Minster? I'd pray at her church any day. ;)
I think she's only a couple of years younger than yours truly.....
She still looked amazing at 60. ;)
Cheers - Phil
Linda Lusardi at 60!
(https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/NINTCHDBPICT000424880964.jpg?w=960)
Well, she's wearing well. :o
Told Ya. ;)
Cheers - Phil
She's actually not wearing much!
True, but she's wearing it well.
All I can say is ...... :o :o :o
;D ;D ;D
I'm concerned that, so far, no-one on the forum has commented that snogging a seal and then throwing it off a cliff is weird .......... :-S
What? Selkies aren't common round your way Westmarcher? ;)
(https://pm1.narvii.com/6792/f7ce5160f4e15b936c7ec1ee15ff25c89347512dv2_hq.jpg)
Sorry - thought it was Doctor Who ver 27.
Quote from: d_Guy on 07 October 2019, 05:16:27 PM
Sorry - thought it was Doctor Who ver 27.
;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Ithoriel on 07 October 2019, 12:21:36 PM
What? Selkies aren't common round your way Westmarcher? ;)
Aahh! Of course .....
selkies.
[Don't these abound in Nobby's ancestral islands? .... and why did he pick the middle one? :-\ :D ]
Btw, not a selkie .... :x
And there was me thinking it was an editor's cut form My Fair Lady.
For Mr Lemmey
(https://img.sharetv.com/shows/characters/large/neverwhere_uk.door.jpg)
Suppose you had to be there.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IoLf5uD1J5c/UHm2zybydaI/AAAAAAAAAqk/BYQOphV8T0I/s1600/diana.jpg)
Just watched "The Duellists" again ... and was struck by the charms of Diana Quick.
She has the best line in the film. She visit Harvey Keitel who says (and I paraphrase)
"I knew a man who was stabbed to death by a woman. He was very surprised."
Diana's rejoinder
"I knew a woman who was beaten to death by a man. She was not in the least surprised."
Cracking film. Highly recommended.
A blast from the past for your delectation:
The Beautiful Ms Anne-Margaret
(https://i1.wp.com/www.rebeatmag.com/wp-content/uploads/Ann-Margret-in-the-1960s-1-e1491572996481.jpg?resize=300%2C375)
I always did have a thing for classy redheads
and the inspiration for my favourite drawn totty; Joseph Michael Linsner's Dawn:
(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/f3/3c/db/f33cdbaa67fedc17218707a0a619ac4d--super-women-image-comics.jpg)
Oscar winner (or was it nominee) for her role in Tommy.
Quote from: steve_holmes_11 on 14 March 2020, 11:51:44 PM
Oscar winner (or was it nominee) for her role in Tommy.
Nominee
and here is the famous "baked bean scene":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8T1ZR98aEA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8T1ZR98aEA)
>>and here is the famous "baked bean scene":
...I know what I want to come back as now... :d
Quote from: fsn on 15 January 2020, 08:16:55 PM
Cracking film. Highly recommended.
One of my favourite films too. Beautiful Diana Quick in a small but important role. I like also when she writes farewell on the saber, saying subtle that he prefers the sword than her.
The music of Howard Blake is also a master piece. A classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3hVuwo0B-U
Every 2 weeks I've been doing a quiz for workmates. For some reason Demi Moore came up in a topic I was researching, and I had forgotten how much I used to enjoy her performances from "Blame it on Rio" through "Ghost", "A Few Good Men", "GI Jane" and "Charlies Angels".
She has a fine body.
Of work.
A fine body of work.
(https://c8.alamy.com/comp/B7XTD9/blame-it-on-rio-year-1984-usa-director-stanley-donen-demi-moore-B7XTD9.jpg)(https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/NFdzoOznXA2eVFGOqb3yc5KkfZQ/724x213:2632x2121/fit-in/2048xorig/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2019/04/11/970/n/1922398/46e985ff5cafbd1bb89c66.23723219_/i/Sexy-Demi-Moore-Pictures.jpg)(https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/o756rOq3PQYt1JKjbISkQI9rDx8/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2019/04/10/976/n/1922398/3f8b79c9965d5b0a_TCDLASH_EC243/i/Sexy-Demi-Moore-Pictures.jpg)(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3a/bc/5e/3abc5e2ce9d7c4935962b8279ffb2c08.jpg)
(https://www.israeltoday.co.il/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/yael-shelbia-615x345.jpg)(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWCS-9MWoAE2FGx.jpg)
Yael Shelbia is the official "most beautiful face of 2020". Since she's doing her national service, i thought I would post some photos of Israeli uniform.
(https://ilarge.lisimg.com/image/17069966/1118full-yael-shelbia.jpg)
And in more informal setting - for comparison, you understand.
(https://i.redd.it/fqd3x4x7ak861.jpg) Oh and during my research for the upcoming Arab-Israeli range, I found this close up of a Merkava running gear.
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5f/0b/97/5f0b9774cbbc76ae34056202bf03c8e4.jpg) Israeli webbing
(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/0a/d7/10/0ad7107ea072148746f32427486cbdbf.jpg) Grenadier. I was struck that their weapon slings are black. :-\
(https://i2.wp.com/www.khaleejmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/israeli-army-girls.jpg?resize=600%2C450) Any ideas of what's going on here? ?
Nah.....I've been told to leave the flash eliminator off the gun.
Not much of a botox trout pout there then.......and the uniform's not right either. ;)
Cheers - Phil :)
The sad thing is FSN can only see the running gear and the webbing.
There's running gear and webbing? ;) :D.
You didn't get past the grenade launcher, did you?
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QG-zKUg85pQ/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEZCOADEI4CSFXyq4qpAwsIARUAAIhCGAFwAQ==&rs=AOn4CLDhVmKnUnVBIanbmgsRfPwXlxezdg)
What frigging grenade launcher ?
Good grief !.....I know Jack Poo about weaponry......apart from what I learn form you lot. X_X X_X X_X
No wonder I prefer making 'Pixies & Faeries'.
(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/0a/d7/10/0ad7107ea072148746f32427486cbdbf.jpg) Girl on the right has a grenade launcher attached under the barrel of her rifle.
(https://www.evike.com/images/large/gp-28774a.jpg) Like this
Now ... you have to spot the grenade launchers ... :)
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Quote from: Techno II on 03 January 2021, 12:42:57 PM
Not much of a botox trout pout there then.......and the uniform's not right either. ;)
Cheers - Phil :)
I really dislike the whole botox trout pout. I don't see how they think its an improvement in their looks.
I do like the "chefs hat" helmet cover, really
Clever idea.
But every time I see them ... I start singing ...
Quote from: Orcs on 03 January 2021, 07:32:52 PM
I really dislike the whole botox trout pout. I don't see how they think its an improvement in their looks.
Yeah, but who's going to tell them while they're packing grenade launchers?
What colour paints for that bikini dazzle camo?
Quote from: fsn on 03 January 2021, 09:15:57 PM
But every time I see them ... I start singing ...
I thought that was Centurions?
Girl with grenade launcher? Isn't that a speciality of hostesses in certain kinds of gentleman's special interest clubs?
Quote from: Last Hussar on 04 January 2021, 12:29:42 AM
Girl with grenade launcher? Isn't that a speciality of hostesses in certain kinds of gentleman's special interest clubs?
Only if it shoots ping-pong balls.
Quote from: steve_holmes_11 on 04 January 2021, 11:52:39 AM
Only if it shoots ping-pong balls.
I wonder how you know that ? :d
Quote from: ianrs54 on 04 January 2021, 01:09:58 PM
I wonder how you know that ? :d
The big boys at work told me (and ran away).
Quote from: steve_holmes_11 on 03 January 2021, 09:26:10 PM
Yeah, but who's going to tell them while they're packing grenade launchers?
Really, I didn't see any grenade launchers or guns ;)
https://www.specsavers.co.uk/stores?msclkid=fcb6e6c0d4b019e74df7b9338ad3ed32&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=UK_Bookings_Optics_Brand_Pure_Extended_Exact&utm_term=specsavers%20uk&utm_content=Google_eCommerce_Brand_Brand_Online&gclid=CPKZjJn0gu4CFYzjGwod0_IP8Q&gclsrc=ds
Quote from: Last Hussar on 04 January 2021, 06:29:11 PM
https://www.specsavers.co.uk/stores?msclkid=fcb6e6c0d4b019e74df7b9338ad3ed32&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=UK_Bookings_Optics_Brand_Pure_Extended_Exact&utm_term=specsavers%20uk&utm_content=Google_eCommerce_Brand_Brand_Online&gclid=CPKZjJn0gu4CFYzjGwod0_IP8Q&gclsrc=ds
I so, so, so wanted this to default to the Barnard Castle branch of Specsavers... ;)
Geoff
Not sure this counts as either "top" or "totty", but what the hell:
In similar vein. As she says herself,"For every person that says I'm the new Audrey Hepburn, someone else says that I look like an alien."
I'm in the former category :)
Awesome, both of those!
Quote from: Ithoriel on 07 January 2021, 10:51:44 PM
In similar vein. As she says herself,"For every person that says I'm the new Audrey Hepburn, someone else says that I look like an alien."
I'm in the former category :)
I have met her
Two posts for the price of one here ...
I have just watched "The Last Legion" on Amazon Prime. Not a particularly bad take on the precurser to the Arthurian Legions. Lots of reenactors involved and finally somebody has realised that in a pre gun power ear you don't shout 'fire' when directing archery - the word 'loose' is the correct terminology :)
But onto top totty ... in this case it has to be Aishvarya Rai Bachchan ... as an Keralan Indian fighting maiden - she makes the film well worth the watch.
https://i2.wp.com/indiancelebblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Aishwarya-rai-english-the-last-legion-S1-5-hd-screenshots.jpg?ssl=1
Apologies for the link rather than a photo - I cannot post photos for some reason :D
(https://i2.wp.com/indiancelebblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Aishwarya-rai-english-the-last-legion-S1-5-hd-screenshots.jpg?ssl=1)
There you go. We should not wait.
Well I think the Sophie Ellis Bextor is more "Totty" than the Toyah one
(https://scontent.fman1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/147441283_10165670641920377_7898709045378542698_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&ccb=2&_nc_sid=0debeb&_nc_ohc=EVVD0rDkpCIAX9mBr2O&_nc_ht=scontent.fman1-1.fna&tp=6&oh=9ccfb230db80004b8632a7450861e210&oe=60457C6A)
I have a bet with myself that someone on here will recognise the tank.
I'm guessing Israeli, so Merkava?
Quote from: fsn on 03 January 2021, 07:14:58 PM
Now ... you have to spot the grenade launchers ... :)
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Very sexy, they can bulldoze my home anytime they want.
Quote from: flamingpig0 on 09 March 2021, 11:30:45 PM
Very sexy, they can bulldoze my home anytime they want.
If any of you remember the shop in near Kings Cross station 'Gamers in Exile' . One of the staff there was Syrian and his parents had been evicted by he Israelis with two hours notice. As they drove away they literally saw the bulldozer flatten their house in the car mirror.
When Orcs is the voice of the Left, you may have gone too far...
Quote from: Last Hussar on 11 March 2021, 07:29:22 PM
When Orcs is the voice of the Left, you may have gone too far...
For some reason this all reminds me of the story of Benny Hill funding Communist Party of Australia barbecues
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/5015894.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/5015894.stm)
I mean Benny Hill was noted for being involved in what might be termed totty advocacy.
Quote from: fsn on 08 February 2021, 09:17:41 PM
(https://scontent.fman1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/147441283_10165670641920377_7898709045378542698_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&ccb=2&_nc_sid=0debeb&_nc_ohc=EVVD0rDkpCIAX9mBr2O&_nc_ht=scontent.fman1-1.fna&tp=6&oh=9ccfb230db80004b8632a7450861e210&oe=60457C6A)
I have a bet with myself that someone on here will recognise the tank.
I'm going with the one containing seahorses at Hull aquarium.
https://www.treefrogtreasures.com/p-30053-north-korean-army-female-guard-with-sword.aspx (https://www.treefrogtreasures.com/p-30053-north-korean-army-female-guard-with-sword.aspx)
Yours for $36.00
(http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/33300000/North-Korean-Army-Babes-north-korea-33388964-308-406.jpg)
That's a heck of a march step!
Quote from: fsn on 12 March 2021, 12:57:32 PM
(http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/33300000/North-Korean-Army-Babes-north-korea-33388964-308-406.jpg)
That's a heck of a march step!
Just a bit - and you can get toy soldiers representing them!
Probably thought up by some horny old N.Korean general ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: fsn on 12 March 2021, 12:57:32 PM
(http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/33300000/North-Korean-Army-Babes-north-korea-33388964-308-406.jpg)
That's a heck of a march step!
Do they play Offenbach whilst doing this?
Quote from: fsn on 12 March 2021, 12:57:32 PM
(http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/33300000/North-Korean-Army-Babes-north-korea-33388964-308-406.jpg)
That's a very dangerous way to shave your legs , wouldn't waxing be easier? (Not that I have ever shaved or waxed my legs or any other part of my body with the exception of my face)
Quote from: Big Insect on 12 March 2021, 07:46:17 PM
Probably thought up by some horny old N.Korean general ;D ;D ;D
I am sure that they would be able to justify in terms of the official Juche ideology
Quote from: Orcs on 12 March 2021, 08:42:24 PM
That's a very dangerous way to shave your legs , wouldn't waxing be easier? (Not that I have ever shaved or waxed my legs or any other part of my body with the exception of my face)
;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Orcs on 12 March 2021, 08:42:24 PM
That's a very dangerous way to shave your legs , wouldn't waxing be easier? (Not that I have ever shaved or waxed my legs or any other part of my body with the exception of my face)
;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/85/Katie_Saylor_The_Fantastic_Journey.jpg)
Katie Saylor form Fantastic Journey
Almost managing the Jesse Lingard hand sign there.
Quote from: steve_holmes_11 on 10 April 2021, 12:32:15 AM
Almost managing the Jesse Lingard hand sign there.
Bit ahead of her time
Pretty damn good.
(I wonder if the guitar is tuned 'as per normal'.....or whether it's tuned to something like open 'E'.) :-\
Cheers - Phil :)
Quote from: Techno II on 25 May 2021, 07:31:13 AM
Pretty damn good.
(I wonder if the guitar is tuned 'as per normal'.....or whether it's tuned to something like open 'E'.) :-
Cheers - Phil :)
Yeah, those little harmonics are incredibly difficult to master.
On the subject of Guitar Totty, has anybody encountered Jess Greenberg: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jess_Greenberg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jess_Greenberg)
Fantastic guitarist and master of the "Double D" Tuning.
A full-bodied red :)
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2Fda%2Fb2%2F92%2Fdab292628cc0078b7f4880f94807f229.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)
Hasn't she got a trim waist ?
Cheers - Phil :-B
Probably a trick of the camera angle Phil ;D
Talking of women with Red Hair apparently there is going to be a new Red Sonja movie
(https://film-book.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/hannah-john-kamen-red-sonja-comic-book-01-700x400-1.jpg)
Apparently starring Hannah John-Kamen (who I know from Killjoys.) Hope they've got a good wig.
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a8GMYdd_460s.jpg)
Everything else seems to be in order.
Ooooh, splendid, Hannah John-Kaman had serious action & acting chops!
There is even a Vampirella movie in the offing
https://www.flickeringmyth.com/2021/03/vampirella-returning-to-the-screen-with-new-feature-film/ (https://www.flickeringmyth.com/2021/03/vampirella-returning-to-the-screen-with-new-feature-film/)
Little known fact - many years a go Caroline Munro was offered the part of Vampirella but sadly it never happened.
I suppose many of the Pendraken demographic would consider Caroline Munro 'top totty'
Fair amount of the threads subject matter in this...
Quote from: fsn on 25 May 2021, 07:25:08 PM
(https://film-book.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/hannah-john-kamen-red-sonja-comic-book-01-700x400-1.jpg)
Apparently starring Hannah John-Kamen (who I know from Killjoys.) Hope they've got a good wig.
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a8GMYdd_460s.jpg)
Everything else seems to be in order.
She will be fine after they dye her hair
The bottom piccy is particularly unflattering.
No...sorry......For a very attractive young lady......It's bloody awful...and looks like it's been badly photoshopped.
Cheers - Phil. :)
Quote from: Techno II on 25 September 2021, 10:44:51 AM
The bottom piccy is particularly unflattering.
No...sorry......For a very attractive young lady......It's bloody awful...and looks like it's been badly photoshopped.
Cheers - Phil. :)
True! but wonder if anyone DARES to say: "You don't look fantastic ALL of the time... but Sometimes You Do! "
Not to be tried at home, kids! :o ;D
Quote from: Techno II on 25 September 2021, 10:44:51 AM
The bottom piccy is particularly unflattering.
No...sorry......For a very attractive young lady......It's bloody awful...and looks like it's been badly photoshopped.
Cheers - Phil. :)
I suspect that she still looks more conventionally attractive than the vast majority of wargamers
Quote from: flamingpig0 on 28 September 2021, 01:13:44 PM
I suspect that she still looks more conventionally attractive than the vast majority of wargamers
That's hardly a very high bar. ;D
I'll have you know I'm drop dead beautiful ! :-* :-* :-*
(https://voi.img.pmdstatic.net/scale/http.3A.2F.2Fprd2-bone-image.2Es3-website-eu-west-1.2Eamazonaws.2Ecom.2FVOI.2F2019.2F09.2F20.2F0fedba3e-b564-40d8-b32f-06f0eb477e85.2Ejpeg/autox600/quality/65/kelly-brook.jpg)
Kelly Brook, who I once mentioned in passing on the Society of Ancients forum only to get a stiff email from one of their officials accusing me of lowering the tone
Quote from: flamingpig0 on 29 September 2021, 03:22:01 AM
(https://voi.img.pmdstatic.net/scale/http.3A.2F.2Fprd2-bone-image.2Es3-website-eu-west-1.2Eamazonaws.2Ecom.2FVOI.2F2019.2F09.2F20.2F0fedba3e-b564-40d8-b32f-06f0eb477e85.2Ejpeg/autox600/quality/65/kelly-brook.jpg)
Kelly Brook, who I once mentioned in passing on the Society of Ancients forum only to get a stiff email from one of their officials accusing me of lowering the tone
Lowering the tone ?? I think it improves it so I am posting the picture again
I think Lee's pretty cute.
I the tone was definitely rising, Flamingpig0 ;)
Quote from: toxicpixie on 29 September 2021, 09:31:05 AM
I the tone was definitely rising, Flamingpig0 ;)
At least there is compelling evidence for the existence of Kelly Brook- less so for some of the stuff that the SOA covers- if I had my post-modernist hat on.
Quote from: flamingpig0 on 29 September 2021, 12:23:54 PM
At least there is compelling evidence for the existence of Kelly Brook- less so for some of the stuff that the SOA covers- if I had my post-modernist hat on.
Ahahahahahahahaa :D
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/10/15/14/19728812-7574225-According_to_science_supermodel_Bella_Hadid_is_the_most_beautifu-a-1_1571146871619.jpg)
Apparently, Bella Hadid is technically the most beautiful woman in the world. :-\
(https://www.thewikifeed.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/margot-robbie-1.jpg) Personally, I think no 4 (Margot Robbie) is much more attractive
(https://media.gq.com/photos/5a0b201485eb8b728aa3ba99/3:4/w_999,h_1332,c_limit/gq-gal-gadot-accent.jpg) Gal Gadot is only no 8! :o
There must be some mistake, because Anne Hathaway isn't in the list. Must be the top 50 excluding the most beautiful.
https://womenintheworld.org/most-beautiful-women/ (https://womenintheworld.org/most-beautiful-women/)
Ridiculous. It's like being asked to choose the most beautiful tank - so many have their unique incomparable charm.
Quote from: Chris Pringle on 30 September 2021, 12:58:36 PM
Ridiculous. It's like being asked to choose the most beautiful tank - so many have their unique incomparable charm.
I agree with Chris.
Plus, isn't reducing these actors/personalities/influencers to a set of percentages pretty de-humanising?
A quick browse through Hollywood's different ages will reveal how rapidly we revise what passes as beauty.
Quote from: Chris Pringle on 30 September 2021, 12:58:36 PM
Ridiculous. It's like being asked to choose the most beautiful tank - so many have their unique incomparable charm.
I know. I'd love to see their formulae though.
Though it would be a difficult choice for me - Centurion or Anne Hathaway.
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Well indeed. I think we need to know key dimensions of features such as the slope of the glacis, secondary turrets, the suspension, or the shot trap.
Quote from: fsn on 30 September 2021, 04:00:04 PM
Though it would be a difficult choice for me - Centurion or Anne Hathaway.
One has a couple of obvious attractive features, a shapely rear and could certainly get me revved up ... the other is Anne Hathaway :)
Beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder.
Quote from: steve_holmes_11 on 30 September 2021, 03:10:34 PM
I agree with Chris.
Plus, isn't reducing these actors/personalities/influencers to a set of percentages pretty de-humanising?
A quick browse through Hollywood's different ages will reveal how rapidly we revise what passes as beauty.
"
When he was younger a friend of mine bought porn mags and rate the women's bits on a scale of 1 to 10. He went on to become an accountant and now tries to bring what he calls 'the principles of accountancy" into every aspect of human existence.
Clearly, "a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing." :)
Well I thought some of the choices and ratings on the list were very strange.
I would rate Gigi Hadid (no 38) abover her sister Bella (no 1), And for Emma Stone (21) or Charlise Theron(13) above both of them.
As for Irina Shayk(36) I thought it was just a bad photo, but on checking other images , in my opinion she is truly hideous.
Fortunately for all of us "beauty is in the eye of the beholder."
Truly "beauty is in the eye of the beholder." I'd rate Bella Hadid well above Gigi. I imagine that it makes evolutionary sense for nor all of us to fixate on the same mate?
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Yumi Nur - apparently opinions vary
Men have been obsessing about ladies like that for a very, very long time indeed
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Yumi Nur - apparently opinions vary
I would rather that they use women likw Yumi of more realistic proportions in modeling and advertising, if only to help combat the many cases of eating disorders of young women who are persuaded by the media that they need to look like the "Super models", who are stick thin to be attractive.
Jordan Peterson believes that putting her on the cover is an attempt to undermine Western Society perpetrated by the cultural Marxists who own Sports Illustrated. Hmm!
Quote from: flamingpig0 on 18 May 2022, 01:00:10 AMJordan Peterson believes that putting her on the cover is an attempt to undermine Western Society perpetrated by the cultural Marxists who own Sports Illustrated. Hmm!
And he's now been laughed off Twitter for it :D
QuoteJordan Peterson believes that putting her on the cover is an attempt to undermine Western Society perpetrated by the cultural Marxists who own Sports Illustrated. Hmm!
Pictures of scantily clad wargamers would probably do a better job... X_X
Quote from: DecemDave on 18 May 2022, 08:23:41 AMPictures of scantily clad wargamers would probably do a better job... X_X
No you really don't want that :-*
Quote from: flamingpig0 on 18 May 2022, 01:00:10 AMJordan Peterson believes that putting her on the cover is an attempt to undermine Western Society perpetrated by the cultural Marxists who own Sports Illustrated. Hmm!
Is that what he said? I can't find it on line.
Quote from: toxicpixie on 18 May 2022, 01:18:17 AMAnd he's now been laughed off Twitter for it :D
You mean verbally attacked by a load of left, woke, politicall-correct, yogurt-sipping, sandal-wearing, bearded, unwashed lefties who disagreed with him ;D
Quote from: flamingpig0 on 17 May 2022, 09:38:25 PMYumi Nur - apparently opinions vary
I'm sure they do. She has a nice face but the rest of here is, what can I say, unusual. No, bizarre is the word I'm searching for.
QuoteI'm sure they do. She has a nice face but the rest of here is, what can I say, unusual. No, bizarre is the word I'm searching for.
You are clearly around quite differently shaped women than I am!
As far as I can see, plus size is the new normal.
QuoteIs that what he said? I can't find it on line.
In fairness, these are his actual comments.
"Rage away, panderers. And tell me you believe that such images are not conscious and cynical manipulation by the oh-so virtuous politically correct
and
"It's a conscious progressive attempt to manipulate & retool the notion of beauty, reliant on the idiot philosophy that such preferences are learned & properly changed by those who know better.
Quote from: John Cook on 18 May 2022, 10:10:42 AMYou mean verbally attacked by a load of left, woke, politicall-correct, yogurt-sipping, sandal-wearing, bearded, unwashed lefties who disagreed with him ;D
Having read a chunk it's clear he's been laughed off for being an utter twonk; especially amusing as he's a "free speech" advocate who only wants to spew bile without consequence :D
*cue worlds tiniest violin*
Quote from: Ithoriel on 18 May 2022, 10:20:01 AMAs far as I can see, plus size is the new normal.
and this is what I find disturbing...just as much as size 0 models.
Acceptance that not being a healthy weight is normal is really bad, especially for those in the younger age, 20's and 30's, brackets.
I just see the use of plus size models by clothing retailers and advertises not as acceptance but merely a cynical way to drive sales.
Most people need to eat less and move more...
(ducks for cover)
Quote from: Ithoriel on 18 May 2022, 10:20:01 AMAs far as I can see, plus size is the new normal.
Actually, I believe it is the old normal. In past times (several hundred years ago) a woman was considered more attractive if carrying more weight: kept you warm in bed. Attractiveness can be seen as a fashionable issue but studies have generally shown that men universally seem to agree on what is attractive; that all ends in confusion for me - is it universal around the world or a question of cultural agreement?
Maybe the whole issue is suspect.
Quote from: Ithoriel on 18 May 2022, 10:20:01 AMYou are clearly around quite differently shaped women than I am!
Very much so, it would seem :D
Quote from: Matt J on 18 May 2022, 12:11:20 PMMost people need to eat less and move more...
Quite so, although I'm bound to say that I'm no role-model in this context
Quote from: toxicpixie on 18 May 2022, 11:36:04 AMHaving read a chunk it's clear he's been laughed off for being an utter twonk; especially amusing as he's a "free speech" advocate who only wants to spew bile without consequence :D
A lot of it was actually very personal and gratuitous ad hominems, rather than attacking his position, which involves a counter-argument and is much more difficult. He does upset the lefties quite a lot though. I suspect that half of what he says is done to do just that. I don't know why he bothers, it's hardly a challenge. But, returning to the object of his comments, I tend to agree with him to a degree; let's be frank, she's fat.
Quotelet's be frank, she's fat.
Nah! She's curvy.
To quote Sir Mix-A-Lot, "I like big butts and I cannot lie" :)
Quote from: Ithoriel on 18 May 2022, 05:27:38 PMNah! She's curvy.
To quote Sir Mix-A-Lot, "I like big butts and I cannot lie" :)
I've no problem with a bit of lard but it has to be in proportion :D
I am going to take a Petersonian stance and suggest that Jordan Peterson should set his own house in order before making global comments on beauty.
QuoteI am going to take a Petersonian stance and suggest that Jordan Peterson should set his own house in order before making global comments on beauty.
What you seem to be saying is that Peterson should not pass opinions until he meets a set of undefined personal criteria that you approve of. That, it seems to me, is exactly the sort of stifling of free-speech, by people who hold opposing views, that he complains about. I'm sure you didn't really mean it.
Quote from: John Cook on 19 May 2022, 10:44:44 AMWhat you seem to be saying is that Peterson should not pass opinions until he meets a set of undefined personal criteria that you approve of. That, it seems to me, is exactly the sort of stifling of free-speech, by people who hold opposing views, that he complains about. I'm sure you didn't really mean it.
You clearly haven't read Jordan Peterson and therefore aren't in on the joke.
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Quote from: mmcv on 19 May 2022, 12:16:06 PM(https://i.imgur.com/jdfAzG9.jpeg)
That had me chortling out loud :D
So, rather than dissecting the "alt"-right cereal box "psychologist", shall we return to the thread title :D
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Just as a contrast - Sarah Butler- ( she is the one in red by the way)
I and my inner teenager love a good B movie actress
Quote from: flamingpig0 on 19 May 2022, 10:50:28 AMYou clearly haven't read Jordan Peterson and therefore aren't in on the joke.
I've read quite a lot of what he has to say, and listened to him too, but, no, the joke eludes me.
Too many words, not enough pictures!
Is this better Jim?
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:)
I couldn't work out why people were paying so much attention to the views of a Liverpool midfielder, but I finally twigged and googled him. As soon as I saw "Youtube Personality" at the top of his Google profile I stopped.
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I don't feel that I have a dog in the fight in the Heard versus Depp conflagration. I just think she looks good in that costume
SEXY/ SINGLE/ SANE ...... Pick two :)
Quote from: Ithoriel on 25 May 2022, 10:06:07 PMSEXY/ SINGLE/ SANE ...... Pick two :)
Sexy and Sane, they other one is a state of mind :d
Quote from: Ithoriel on 25 May 2022, 10:06:07 PMSEXY/ SINGLE/ SANE ...... Pick two :)
Perhaps a pretty low bar to hurdle but I suspect she is saner than the people sending her death threats.
Quote from: flamingpig0 on 25 May 2022, 09:52:38 PM(https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/MCDAQUA_EC052-1614526417.jpg?w=681&h=383&crop=1)
I don't feel that I have a dog in the fight in the Heard versus Depp conflagration. I just think she looks good in that costume
I have changed my mind. I am impressed at how she stood up to a social media lynching/witch burning.
To quote Ava Max
"Grab a cop gun. Kinda crazy
She's poison but tasty
Yeah, people say, "Run, don't walk away."
Oh, she's sweet but a psycho
A little bit psycho
At night she's screamin', "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind."
Quote from: Ithoriel on 13 June 2022, 05:31:46 PMTo quote Ava Max
"Grab a cop gun. Kinda crazy
She's poison but tasty
Yeah, people say, "Run, don't walk away."
Oh, she's sweet but a psycho
A little bit psycho
At night she's screamin', "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind."
See what i mean ;)
QuoteSee what i mean
Having watched hours of the trial online they both look like complete car-crashes of human beings but she came off considerably worse in my estimation. YMMV.
To, hopefully, re-rail the thread.
Was looking for inspiration for paint schemes for some of my 5 Parsecs models and found this image of cosplayer Irina Meier and thought of this thread
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Glad you did.
I'll see your 5 Parsecs, and I'll raise you a Poison Ivy.
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Quote from: Ithoriel on 14 June 2022, 04:01:41 PMHaving watched hours of the trial online they both look like complete car-crashes of human beings but she came off considerably worse in my estimation. YMMV.
For me the important point is that the UK trial did find Depp to be a wife beater so I would tend to say that he wasn't defamed in that article. Oh, there is fairly obviously an organised social media hate campaign against the woman.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/3ab3yk/daily-wire-amber-heard-johnny-depp
Anyway, this is the last i will say on the subject because I am guessing this is meant to be a light hearted thread.
I've been researching the Israeli army and thought I'd share these ...
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Ok ... we are back on 'Girls with Guns' ... that's more like it :D
I lost my heart to a starship trooper! :)
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I am remined that I once worked for a business, where we had a subsidiary that hired out lovely young things for promotional advertising and shows etc ... it seemed to almost always involve lycra, plastic, leather, high boots, often whips and a lot of bare mid-riffs and legs. That was what the clients seemed to demand to drape across their expensive new car models or yachts or to promote their new films etc.
The division were known internally (back then, in less PC times) as "T&T" ... you can use your imagination to work out what that stood for!