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« Reply #2280 on: 26 March 2020, 03:22:27 PM »

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"Settle an argument I'm having with my wife, if you can. Do you know if there are any penguins that are five foot six tall?"

"Well, sir, I know some penguins grow to be three or four foot tall but I'm pretty sure there are none that big."

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« Reply #2281 on: 26 March 2020, 04:06:20 PM »

Give me strengthI don't want to see I don't want to see I don't want to see

(Have we laid Nobby off, as far as coat chewing is concerned ?) Roll eyes

Cheers - Phil
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« Reply #2282 on: 26 March 2020, 06:45:07 PM »

Well, that's one way to restart a bad right.

Crichton, bring my socially distanced punching poles.
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« Reply #2283 on: 26 March 2020, 11:49:55 PM »

(Have we laid Nobby off, as far as coat chewing is concerned ?) Roll eyes

Cheers - Phil

No, but he has to sanitise the coat with hand gel first, and as hand gel is currently rarer than Rocking Horse Manure and Hens Teeth its getting a bit tricky.

Plus he keeps complaining that the hand gel "Tastes Funny".  I have told him that we are in difficult times and to man up and just chew.

We also have to ensure he keeps the correct social distance while chewing said persons coat. This is even harder than finding hand gel as Nobby likes to chew coats while the owner is wearing them (a bit like a dog humping someones leg I suppose).

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« Reply #2284 on: 27 March 2020, 07:14:12 AM »

Surely we can find some mint flavoured stuff !
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« Reply #2285 on: 27 March 2020, 10:32:10 AM »

Surely we can find some mint flavoured stuff !

Lets try mixing it with toothpaste...…. Orcs puts finger in pot and takes tentative lick.

MMMMM tastes like Crème de Menthe.

No excuses now Nobby  - Get chewing the following coats, Ithoriel, Westmarcher, and for the hell of it Technos. ( just watch out for scalpel blades in the pockets and the used plasters)






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« Reply #2286 on: 27 March 2020, 04:41:07 PM »

Ummm ... chaps?

I've found something out about Westie when I ripped his coat  ...


He keeps mints in one of his pockets  Cheesy

The photo? Well, why not?
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« Reply #2287 on: 27 March 2020, 07:59:55 PM »

Wouldn't mind giving that a nibble Evil
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« Reply #2288 on: 28 March 2020, 07:15:36 AM »

Down boy - down... Wink Wink
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« Reply #2289 on: 28 March 2020, 09:36:59 AM »

Now you know why I'm always fumbling about when I wear that coat.   Cheesy

(searching for my mints, of course)
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« Reply #2290 on: 28 March 2020, 10:22:28 AM »

We believe you, Davy.  Wink

Cheers - Phil
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« Reply #2291 on: 28 March 2020, 10:24:11 AM »

Wrong Phil, YOU believe Davy, the rest of us aren't that gullible... Wink
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« Reply #2292 on: 28 March 2020, 11:04:07 AM »

 Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

Cheers - Phil  Grin Grin
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« Reply #2293 on: 29 March 2020, 03:50:59 AM »

Down boy - down... Wink Wink

I'll start from the bottom and work up, I'm not fussy.
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